I see so many food shows that feature (real) burgers that have peanut butter on them, and I’ve always been intrigued as to how peanut butter tastes on a burger, so tonight I made a veggie version for myself!
Step 1: The sauce: a large spoonful of peanut butter with liberal Sriracha (depends on how spicy you want it).
Mmmmm, spicy and nutty.
Step 2: Grill your veggie patty. I chose a traditional “flame grilled” style that mimics the taste of a burger. I also seasoned it with Montreal Steak Rub for more smoky, off-the-grill goodness.
Step 3: LIGHTLY
sauté some kale in oil (and try not to burn yourself in the process).
Step 4: TOAST DEM BUNS (I used a pretzel bun)
Step 5: ASSEMBLE!
Spread about a third of the peanut butter sauce on the bottom bun, then place your kale.
Step 6: BURGER
Step 7: Top with the rest of your spicy peanut butter (it will get all melty on top of the hot patty!).
Step 8: Top with pickles and tomato, or other veggies of choice. I went with the sweeter bread and butter pickles to compliment the PB.
Step 9: ADMIRE YOUR CREATION. TAKE PHOTOS. WOW.
Step 10: Holy shit guys. Holy shit, wow. Fuck me this is a good burger.
I am SUPER bored of my hair right now, which has been in some variation of this cut for the past three years, more or less, an almost absurdly long time for me [WAIT, correction: with the exception of 2 pixies, I’ve had the short-sides-and-back, curly top look since 2011 SIX YEARS, jfc]. So I’m giving a little bit of a grow-out a try, and while I’m searching for inspiration my mind keeps stumbling back to Seb’s kind of greasy, shoved-back, not-quite a bob hair like this:
It’s perfect! It’s great! There’s still a little volume, and I could tuck it behind my ears, but the back isn’t too bedraggled. But then I remember that given the opportunity, my hair will look like this even after hours pulled up in a bun:
and I think, self, you’re probably better off aiming lower, say just-back-from-the-dead Jon Snow.
Alright y'all Ima try to really start taking care of my hair I just watched like 100 videos from this one girl with my hair type and how she came back from heat damage…I can do this u guys….starting by chopping off my ends yuck