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Number C6: OOPArts Chaos Atlanthal

Effect:

3 Level 7 monsters
Cannot be destroyed by battle except with “Number” monsters. If this card is Xyz Summoned by Ranking Up “Number 6: Chronomaly Atlandis”, it gains these effects.

● Once per turn: You can target 1 “Number” monster on the field; equip it to this card. After damage calculation, when this card battles a monster: You can equip that monster to this card as an Equip Card. This card gains ATK equal to the number of monsters equipped to it by the effect(s) of this card x 1000.

● During either player’s turn, when a card effect that targets this face-up card on the field is activated: Send 1 card equipped to this card to the Graveyard; negate that effect, and if you do, destroy that card.

● You can detach 3 Xyz Materials from this card; your opponent’s Life Points become 1. This card cannot attack during the turn you activate this effect.

● During your Standby Phase, if this card has no Xyz Material: You can Special Summon 1 “Number 6: Chronomaly Atlandis” from your Graveyard by using this card as the Xyz Material. (This Special Summon is treated as an Xyz Summon.)

We shall now observe 6 minutes of snickering at Misael. 

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Why, I got them from one of Don Thousand’s special sale offers~! One wing for the price of 50,000,000 hate points~! So after I gathered 100,000,000 hate points from Nasch, I exchanged them all for two wings~! Then I started regathering hate points again from scratch, but its totally worth itahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

When I went to the movies the other night, I walked up to the concessions stand with my 3D glasses on and asked the girl how hipster I looked.
She said that the combination of the glasses and my v-neck would put me at a 7.5/10.

Determined to increase my score, I rested my arm on the counter, raised an eyebrow and said just one word.

“Vinyls.”

My sister and I are getting each other into new fandoms by alternating watching episodes.

She’s showing me a K-drama and I’ve started her on the first season of the New Who.

She tells me to wait while she calls her boss to verify her schedule tomorrow and i respond with, “We only have 20 minutes of your episode left and then you have to watch Nine die.”

She responds by crying loudly in distress just as her boss answers the phone.

I never have timing this good. This made my entire month.