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Doge Dreams
Related to this && this

He finally has a name now! I think someone suggested it to me or something – idk I can’t remember but yes I know SHINee ((i listen to them)) plus I think Taemin fits the kid well lol

Digimon Adventure Tri: Loss Alternative Episode Names:

Episode 1 - Wait What.

Episode 2 - Biyomon please stop being such a bitch

Episode 3 - FUCK YOU GENNAI. BUT NOT LITERALLY, JESUS CHRIST, STOP TOUCHING PEOPLE.

Episode 4 - YOU GET AN EVOLUTION AND YOU GET AN EVOLUTION. EVERYONE GETS AN EVOLUTION! (or: Are we drowning? Have we drowned? Wtf is even going on anymore?)

  • me: i wanna talk to that person
  • brain: !!wHOA THERE BUCKO you might wanna slow DOWN! you talked to them YESTERDAY! if you talk to them again they're just gonna get annoyed with you!!!
  • me: shit fam you right

KiriBaku Week (2017)

Day 1

Prompt: Studying / Summer / Anger

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The Sky is Blue, and Your Smile is Wonderful

Bakugou hums when he’s content.

This is what Kirishima learns as he cycles - barefoot because he’s weird like that, and he may or may not have dragged Bakugou into indulging his weirdness - towards the beach, Bakugou sitting behind him.

The day is peaceful, and only the songs of seagulls nearby can be heard. Until a soft humming reached Kirishima’s ears. The melody sounds foreign to him, but not the voice of the one humming. Kirishima turns back and sees Bakugou looking relaxed and peaceful; his eyes are closed and his blond hair is shining like golden strands under the rays of the sun. There is a gentle smile on his lips, and it’s wonderful. He looks… soft.

Kirishima wants to revel in this moment for as long as he can.

“What?” Bakugou suddenly asks, opening one of his eyes to stare at Kirishima.

“Nothing!” Kirishima says and laughs, turning his head to focus on the road again.

He hopes Bakugou will spend summer with him again.

So... co-worker found my Tumblr the other day

Him: So… your blog.
Me:

Him:
Me: *idly tinkers on computer*
Him: *turns abruptly to me*
Me: LOL
Him: WHAT KIND OF TWISTED, FUCKED UP KINDA SHIT
Me:

Him: I’M READING YOUR STORIES AND IT’S GETTIN HOT IN MY ROOM AND SHIT, GOTTA TURN ON A FUCKIN FAN
Me: *starts sinking to the ground while still laughing*
My supervisor:
Him: YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE WRITING SOME-
Me: Oh, you found UTW, too?
Him: WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU… are any guys writing this stuff? Cause I get it from a girl POV but idk if…
Me: … we’re all women, bruh.
Him: oh.
Me: yeah.
Him: *turns back to his computer* … *shakes head*
Me: … look, I told you before, I’m trash.
Him: THAT’S NOT TRASH THAT’S… you just need Jesus.

Nah, son. I don’t need Jesus. I just need Ignis. Which I guess is the same thing idk

…you know I’ve reached a new level of shameless when I don’t particularly care that the degrees of separation from my smut life and work life are thin.

Hearing Voices Part V - Joins This Hell
  • Ruby: *adjusts outfit*
  • Qrow: You alright, kiddo?
  • Ruby: Yeah. I just got bark and dirt all over my butt sitting on that log back there.
  • Nora: Me too! It's so annoying...
  • Ruby: Right?
  • Jaune: What are you two talking about?
  • Ruby: It's a skirt problem.
  • Nora: Yeah, you boys wouldn't understand!
  • Ruby: Actually, Jaune would...
  • Nora: Oh, that's right. But the rest of you boys wouldn't understand.
  • Oscar: *pauses, suddenly far away in a memory*
  • Ren: No, I suppose we wouldn't.
  • Qrow: We should keep moving.
  • Oscar: *small snort of laughter*
  • Qrow: *turns to glare at Oscar suspiciously*
  • Ruby: Oscar?
  • Oscar: *starts laughing outright*
  • Jaune: What's so funny?
  • Qrow: *glare intensifies*
  • Oscar: Ha ha ha! Ha ha - BA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!
  • Qrow: *starts moving towards Oscar*
  • Ren: Is he alright?
  • Nora: I don't get it. What's so funny?
  • Ruby: Oscar?
  • Oscar: *laughing so hard he can barely speak* Ha ha, like...LIKE WHAT YOU SEE! Hahahahahaha!
  • Qrow: *grabs Oscar by the back of the collar and starts dragging him away from the others*
  • Ruby: Uncle Qrow! What are you doing?!
  • Nora: What's wrong with him?
  • Qrow: *not turning around as he drags Oscar away* ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? HE'S A CRAZY PERSON! HE TALKS TO A VOICE IN HIS HEAD! HE'S INSANE AND YOU SHOULDN'T LISTEN TO HIM OR TRUST ANYTHING HE TELLS YOU!
  • Ruby, Nora, and Jaune: *speechless*
  • Ren: *even more speechless than usual*
  • Oscar: *still in fits of laughter even while being dragged* HA HA HA HA! La - HAHA - Landing strategy! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fujimaki-sensei Q&A thing from Jump Festa: full version!

Q. I’m really looking forward to the movie next March. During middle school, what movie did Kuroko and Momoi go see on a date? I’d love it if you could tell me what happened after that, too. 
A. It was the kind of movie where the dog waits forever for his dead owner. After they watched it, Momoi cried so much it wasn’t really a date anymore. 

Q. What nicknames did Kagetora-san give to everyone on Vorpal Swords? If he had them for Momoi and the players on the bench, please say what they were, too.
A. Kise –> Flashy Guy
Midorima –> 7:3 Part
Aomine –> Tanning Salon
Murasakibara –> Long Hair
Akashi –> Rich Boy [”Obotchan”]
Momoi –> Satsuki-chan
Wakamatsu –> Yankii
Takao –> Middle Part

[T/N: the “part” in Midorima and Takao’s names is in the sense of a hair part. A 7:3 part is considered a nerdy hairstyle.]

Q. I have a question for Midorima-kun. Up until now, what was your biggest and smallest lucky item? If possible, I’d also like to know the most expensive.
A. Biggest & most expensive –> copy machine (forcefully borrowed from school)
Smallest –> single grain of rice (when left on the bench, it blew away)

Q. There’s a rumor that Kise can’t draw, but how bad is he? I’d love it if I could actually see it. I’d also like to know how well Aomine can draw, since he’s in the top two dummies of the Generation of Miracles. 
A. [See above for drawings. Left is Kise’s drawing, a dog, and on the right is Aomine’s drawing, a cat.]

Q. The Kouhaku Singing Competition is a big part of New Years, so of the Kuroko no Basuke characters, who’s the best singer? Please also tell us who’s as terrible as Gian
A. The best –> There’s only Himuro. The worst –> Nebuya. 
Also:
These characters didn’t sing as expected at karaoke–>
surprisingly good –> Furihata, Hayakawa
surprisingly bad —> Miyaji, Nijimura

Q. How many layers are in the osechi in the Akashi family, and is there some kind of really expensive food inside? Also, does Murasakibara’s zouni have chocolate or something else sweet in it?
A. 4-5 layers, and pretty much any expensive ingredients you can imagine are in it. The zouni is normal. What’s crazy is the amount of shiruko. 

Hanni and Will on a Coffee shop Date (´。• ᵕ •。`) ♡