Did no one notice that Mystic messenger is basically the whole "stranger danger"/"don't talk to strangers" thing that we were all told as kids? Only in this games case we followed the stranger and instead of getting kidnapped, we got hot people. I think about this any time there is a fic about the RFA guys as parents. "Daddy/Mommy, how did you meet Mommy/Daddy?" "So I met your mother/father when they logged into an app in an apartment that a stranger led the to......"
OMG hahahaha yes! THIS!!!!
“How did you and mummy meet?”
Yoosung: “I… uh… well we were both young and… we… um…. there was this app on the phone she downloaded where she thought she could talk to guys… wait no… I… online? Yes. We met online.”
Child: “So you met through Tinder?”
Yoosung (shocked): “Um, Yes! Okay! Let’s go with that!”
Zen: “What?! Why do you want to know something like that? I… it was just how people met, you know, one of those star crossed fates things that happened that lead your mother and me to meet- that’s all.”
Child: “So in other words, you don’t want to tell me.”
Zen: “In other words, yes.”
Child (to their sibling): “Told you he met Ma at a bar. Probably got her knocked up by accident and here we are.”
Zen: “WHAT?! THAT WAS NOT HOW WE MET AT ALL! IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND COMPLETELY NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN TO HEAR!”
Child: “Was the bar Hooters? Is that why it’s inappropriate?”
Zen: “MC! What the hell have you been telling these children?!”
Jaehee: “Oh we met under odd circumstances. Your mother did a foolish thing and downloaded an app she wasn’t allowed to but that led her talking to me and that was that.”
Child: “That’s nice Mama… but how did she get access to the app if she wasn’t allowed to have it?”
Jaehee (sweat drop): “Uh… ask… her about it, Sweetie.”
Jumin: “Your mother followed her heart to me.”
Child: “That’s it? She just up and came to you out of nowhere?”
Jumin (stoic face): “Yes. Exactly.”
Child: “That makes no sense Dad-”
Jumin: “No, what makes no sense is that I’m paying for the best tutor in Korea to teach you and you’re still only averaging a B in school-”
Child: “Awww Dad but-”
Jumin: “Don’t but me, I want you to tell me why…” (just relieved he dodged a bullet. Will have to ask advice from MC and the rest of the RFA (bar Zen, bastard will just laugh) about how to proceed.
Saeyoung: “Well Mummy downloaded a mysterious app that let her speak to a strange man who told her to go to a strangers apartment and enter without permission. There the app started to work and she spoke to five beautiful people, one of them being me- and even though I tried my best to sway her advances, she finally swept me off my feet. After that we overturned not one, but two evil organisations and then came home and had some cake.”
Child: “If you didn’t want to tell me the story that’s all you had to say Dad.”
Saeran: “I tried to kidnap her.”
Child: “You did not.”
Saeran: “I did. I swear. “
Child: “Dad this is pathetic, how did you meet Mum?”
Saeran (calling off to the side): “MC?! Come in here and tell our kid that I tried to kidnap you damn it!”
V: “I had thought love to be completely out of my reach, and quite literally, out of nowehere- your mother appeared. She was helping us plan for the new RFA party.”
Child: “Awww so you guys bonded through that whole experience?”
V: “Mhmm, your mother was just an absolute angel.” (texting under the table to make sure MC corroborates his story to omit certain… details).