hahahaha why do i do these things to myself

anonymous asked:

hi ive seen stuff saying that you post sexualized content of minors and are a pedophile apologist? could you explain why people would be saying this about you? i'm very confused because i havent seen anything myself

hahahaha you know … I’m tired of people accusing others of horrible things… as if a divine force gave them the right to do that. 

Even more in this situation when I assure you my dear,  you can believe me or not, but I swear I don’t share that content…. you know why I am accused? 

Because I don’t go around the fandom with a justice hat accusing others like they do!!. Because I just sit down here in my place and do my thing while I let others do their thing too. Because I talk to talented peeps and I admire their works despite the content. So… If I’m objective and remain in peace with others I’m a criminal…

Listen, I am all for the cowboy hat tipping thing, but I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME WHAT IS HE SAYING? IS HE SAYING MEOW? That’s what it looks like. Like you know. “meeOWWW.” i d f k.

Snapback daddy pls omfg. I LOVE SNAPBACKS OKAY I KNOW THAT IT’S A TREND THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE LIKE ‘stop.’ BUT I AM ALL GREEN LIGHT ABOUT IT, GO GOG OOGOOGOOO 

FUCK YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME AJ, You were so hot. And you still are. I want to age this well. DAMN. 

His lil necklace omfg

BULLET CLUB PEW PEW

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASdayum

Jesus christ, if there was ever a picture that you automatically think of daddy, this is it right here, as soon as I saw it I was like, ‘Daddy. Holy shIT DADDY AFFF.’ (if y’all couldn’t tell by now, I have a serious daddy kink LMAO.) 

… Son of a bit-

THIS PICTURE. LEMME TELL YOU HOW IN LOVE WITH THIS PICTURE OF YOUNG AJ I AM, BECAUSE HOT DAMN. Okay let’s start off with short hair. LIKE IT IS THE START OF HIS LONGER HAIR AND I AM ALL FOR IT, IT’S SLIGHTLY IN HIS FACE AND LIKE UGH okay and the ear pierced thing, holy shit, I LOVE WHEN GUYS HAVE THEIR EAR PIERCED LIKE THAT IT IS MY WEAKNESS. Alright, damn daniel let’s talk about them WHITE SHORTS. Ha get it, cause white vans. Yeah I know, I suck. (would gladly suck for AJ HAHAHA) OKATY NEXT, ARM VEINS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I am a sucker for it, A SUCKER FOR IT. AnD YOU CAN SEE THE LITTLE HIP DIP THING YOU KNOW THE V THE LINE THAT BOYS HAVE THAT YOU JUST FOLLOW LIKE A ROAD AND SUDDENLY THERE’S THE MAGIC BAYBAY. Wow I just live for this picture wOW 

I am super obsessed with face masks, like??? 

GUYS SWEATY IN THE HAIR FACE I CAN’T 

He has so many shirts with his name on them lmao, I wish I was famous so I could do the same without people being like ‘Wtf’ 

Originally posted by iteamhelena

All I can think of is Crunchitize me Captain, and I don’t know WHY THIS PICTURE REMINDS ME OF IT??

Originally posted by rivenator

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OMFGGG HAHAHA 

Originally posted by lowedownwrestlingreport

DOUBLE PEW BONUS MASK, because I am trash for masks? 

Originally posted by tapemachinesarerolling

… Them fingers tho

Originally posted by thedudeambrose

Slipping Dean in is pretty much my signature, idk. This made me sexually frustrated

Originally posted by tapemachinesarerolling

 HAHAHAHA REMEMBER HOW I SAID I WAS SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED HERE WE GO

Originally posted by hollowkubox

Annnnd I brought myself back from the brink HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THIS IS MY FAV OMFG I WOULD DO THE SAME THING CAUSE I AM SO FUCKING CLUMSY OHMYGOD I THINK THIS IS MY FAV GIF EVER. 

Originally posted by tapemachinesarerolling

Basically, I am AJ Styles af because I am a confused puppy most of the time and I got a cute country accent to boot. 

@hardcorewwetrash for THE DAY OF THIRST BEBE. 

anonymous asked:

Hello I was reading your newer sugar babies post and didn't want to be one of those girls who don't listen. Could you tell me any basic rules that you follow?

These are my thoughts, and my personal rules.
I’m not answering this question and subconsciously feeling high a mighty like I’m a pro-sugarbaby, because I’m not, and I’m not trying to be or claiming to be. I’m learning everyday. You can take what I say and pick and choose what you like and do it for yourself, or not. 



Messaging
He obviously has to have a high net worth and at least a practical allowance for me to take him seriously. “negotiables” and “minimals” are the most salty in my past experiences. If his profile says things about how you have to have a perfect body, can’t be black, says something sexual right off the bat, I get turned off and don’t reply. I have a fake phone number from google voice. It’s a texting app you can download to text people who you don’t want to know your actual number. Takes 2 seconds to download and 5 minutes to sign up for. The only downside is that it doesn’t work super well for receiving phone-calls, but it works vice versa. I also have a fake email and a fake name I give. It’s not that far off from my real name, but enough so that if you look it up on spokeo, Facebook, nothing personal of mine will come up. Fake email so I don’t mix personal emails with Sugaring ones, and so that it can’t be looked up either. If you sign up for the site with the same email you used to sign up for Facebook, twitter, what-the-fuck-ever, it can be looked up and found within seconds. I do not send revealing pictures before meeting/having an arrangement. If he asks for more revealing, I tell him honestly, I rather not do that until we meet and establish a connection. I do not feel comfortable otherwise. Plus, I have 3, clear body shot images of me on my profile, he can’t ask for more unless he’s fucking blind and i have to get it in braille for him. If he gets angry I don’t give a fucking shit, you could be sending your nudes Bob the Builder for all you know. 

Date
I don’t meet anywhere that isn’t public. I don’t get in his car. I don’t go to his house. I don’t go to his hotel room. I just DONT. I don’t care how “good” he sounds. If he’s not a serial killer, He will understand.

I dress accordingly. (don’t dress flashy for a casual date, etc) I’m on time. I choose to wait for the right guys vs saying yes to every offer, so I’ve not been lowballed since I’ve adopted this mindset. 

I make clear, polite rules that I do not want any form of intimacy immediately after the first meeting unless its natural. and by natural I mean BOTH PARTIES WANT IT. I cannot even begin to tell you how many guys have tried to put their tongue down my throat after meeting. I just push them off me and decline a possibility of an arrangement. I don’t tolerate someone doing something I clearly told them I did not want. It’s assault. Doesn’t matter how much money he claims he’s going to throw at me, if he can’t respect even that I don’t want to know what other things he has in mind to do that I don’t want. 

Actual Arrangement
I don’t take disrespect. 
I don’t have a set intimacy,
thats why I don’t like P-P-P. I have sex when I want to have sex. I don’t ask “How high” when a man says “Jump” hahahaha. bitch please. 
I maintain myself accordingly. You’re selling an idea of the perfect girl most likely. Nails done, hair done, everything done.
I don’t have unprotected sex. Not for more money. Not to keep him. I have to trust you and be with you for a while, and also feel a connection with you on a deeper level to let you do that. 

I just don’t need to be giving myself up to men (plural), and not be protected every time. One wrong time, you have a yeast infection and you’re out of work for 2 weeks. You may get a STI - and you’re done, you may get pregnant, he may be dirty. and frankly I don’t want to feel an old mans dick raw inside of me at all. The idea of rubber being between us comforts me. 

It sucks, but I have to lie about not being on birth control. Apparently when you tell a bitch that you use BC, he assumes “cool don’t have to use a condom with this one” without even asking. Other sex workers follow this rule (the use of condoms) religiously. It’s unheard of for sex workers to not use condoms because safety and health are such MAJOR concerns. If you can’t handle the responsibility, you should not be in sex work and you need to leave, because it won’t end well. I say this in an angry tone and with extra detail because I know a lot of SD’s are exploiting the fact that SB’s are not aware of this and they think its normal and they’ll get more money if they risk their bodies like that when they genuinely do not want to. 

Ending an Arrangement
Politely end it.

anonymous asked:

you've been giving off weird vibes in your last videos

i don’t get why someone would send this to me knowing the only thing it could do is make me feel self conscious and question myself more than i already do hahahaha