Aries: *makes an incredibly adorable ‘will you go with me’ sign complete with a present and a pre-bought ticket*
Taurus: “Naw, I’m not going It’s probably gonna be a bust” *actually isn’t going bc they think nobody’s gonna ask their ass*
Gemini: It’s a 4 hour rave music party with subpar DJ-ing, why wouldn’t anyone NOT go???
Cancer: *tries to actually dance to impress people* “nopenopenopenope that never happened whaT? hahaha no that wasn’t me :)”
Leo: “Sorry, I was already asked by someone else ;((((((”
Virgo: but that PRECIOUS GOD-GIVEN time was MEANT for me to take for STUDYING?!!!!!?
Libra: “Homecoming more like HOEcoming amirite? Bc y'all better AWAIT my thotty arrival ;DDD”
Scorpio: “hahaha imagine if SOMEONE spiked the bowl of fruit punch with absinth? That would be so unfortunate :)”
Sagittarius: “I’m PROBABLY gonna be hella tired from jumping and thirsty ASF from yelling and AWKWARD as hell when the slow dance comes but WHATEVER”
Capricorn: “Step aside 5′s, a 10 is coming to this dance”
Aquarius: *is asked to be a date to the dance* “Homecoming??? A Date??? In this economy???”
Pisces: *has never drank a drop of alcohol in her life* *is asked to count from 1 to 10 by the teacher to make sure she isn’t drunk* *sweats nervously* “8,4,3,5…”