Time for another shit AU
Imagine an El dorado Voltron AU
Lance and Keith partners
Keith as Tulio
Lance as Miguel
Lance, not with the face, giving Keith the puppy eyes.
Lance charming the ladies with the guitar skills.
Fake (actually real) fighting to get out of trouble
Lance: you fight like my sister Keith: I’ve fought your sister! That’s a compliment!!
Making bets on whether they die
Get captured by Zarkon
Lance: All Riiight, CUBA!
Corteze is Zarkon af my dudes
Keith: banging head on the wall to come up with a plan that is basically not going to work.
Keith: alright, what’s your plan SMART GUY?! Lance: why are you looking at me? You’re the one with the plans! *comes up with a better plan than Keith*
Hahaha the blue lion is Altivo, following Lance like a puppy (easily bribed with apples)
Lance: look on the positive side, at least things can’t get any- *starts raining* Keith: excuse me, were you about to say “worse”?!
Lance: My greatest regret is that our greatest adventure is over before it’s even begun, and no one is even going to remember us.
Keith: you made my life an adventure
The wind up on this island that is controlled by the natives (the alteans)
Keith: YOUR HORSE BIT ME IN THE BUTT!
Traveling through the forest, Keith following his instincts, Lance following the actual fucking map.
They run into a native, Pidge is Chel (because fuck you i do what I want!), who stole some stuff, cause she’s a little scoundrel, and just really want’s to get out of the city to find her family.
They are taken to El Dorado, dazzled by the Alteans way of life.
Allura is the chief (again because fuck you)
Hagar is Tzekel-Kan
The acolyte is Farcon guys XD
They are mistaken for gods
Pidge lies her way out of her bad situation, teaming up with the the guys
Lance’s big mouth getting him in trouble, keith is just not having that shit
Pidge overhears their plan to scam the kingdom and is all about that shit, cause she can get out and find her family
Pidge: if you want to pull this off, you’re going to need my help.
They don’t think they need her, welp she verbally slams they ass, she smart as hell
Pidge, is literally the brains of the operation
There are no romantic feelings towards Pidge, the only romance is between Lance and Keith
Keith: the stars are not in position for this tribute. Lance: like he said, stars, can’t do it… not today…
Keith telling Lance not to flirt with any of the Locals
Oops he does
Lance falls in love with the culture and the people
Lance wants to stay
Keith gets uber pissed and decides that it’s time to leave, Lance disagrees.
They fight about what their partnership really means I mean why would Lance flirt with all those people? He must not think much of their partnership.
Battle with Hagar after she tries to summon a monster
They kick Hagar out of the kingdom
Allura sees through their bullshit, but is cool with it, and builds their boat
Hagar teams up with Zarkon to him into the city
Team resolutions, Pidge telling them they are both fucking stupid, and we need to fix this cause bad guys are coming like right now! *smacks both of them in the head*
Lance ends up saving all of them, by knocking down the pillars and blocking the entrance
They apologize and make up, riding off on the blue lion