hahaha oh man this is so not going to be funny tomorrow

Dinner

Pairings: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Request:

How about a Whacky Bucky x F!Reader chatroom? Bucky and Y/N have been secretly dating from the team, but when they try setting up Y/N with someone, will Bucky explode or keep it cool? Then when the couple spills the beans Tony and Clint get protectiv            


Bucky has created a chatroom: stevie i know u want to join but don’t. we are already in another chat there is no need for u to join this one too k thank

Bucky has added Y/N.

You: Are you even trying, Barnes?

Bucky: What? He won’t join.

You: He is most definitely going to join.

Bucky: No, he won’t. Trust me, love.

You: Yes, he will. If he wasn’t already suspicious he is now.

Bucky: Don’t worry, I have him distracted with cute puppy pictures in our other chat.

You: I want to be apart of that chat.

Bucky: So, I was thinking, dinner at your place, or mine? Or do you want to go out?

You: Out. I do not want to explain to Nat why you were hiding in my bathroom again, or have to hide every time Steve randomly shows up at your place.

Steve has joined the chat.

Y/N has cleared the chat.

Bucky has cleared the chat.

Steve: Why did you clear the chat? I don’t mind, really. You don’t have to hide. It’s okay. Just tell me the truth.

You: Really, Steve? You mean that?

Steve: Yeah. It does hurt, though. Finding out your friends are making plans BEHIND YOUR BACK BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO JOIN THEM YOU SNAKES

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Tom Holland Imagine: Interview

Summary: You’re being interviewed and have mentioned in the past that you have a crush on Tom Holland. He surprises you in air and asks you out.

A/N: so this is based on something that actually happened to poor sweet little Bea Miller with Luke Hemmings where Luke surprised her on air when she had mentioned in the past that she had a crush on him😂😂 enjoy!

Warnings: None

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“So, we’re on air with Y/N L/N and she just sang a cover of Sam Smith’s "Stay With Me”. So Y/N, what first inspired you to become a singer?“

"Well, I’ve always loved singing and one day there were some painters painting our bathroom and I was singing Cinderella by the Cheetah Girls and one of the painters thought that I was the radio and after that I just became very passionate about singing and wanted to peruse it. I was very lucky to be given such supporting parents that allowed me to follow my dreams.”

“Well, thank you Mrs. And Mr. L/N! I love your music. And I heard recently that you’re quite the marvel fan! Any crushes on the cast?”

“Yes! I love marvel. And I do have my eye on one marvel actor…”

“C'mon, spill, Y/N, who is it!?”

“I’ve already spilled it! I’ve been saying for the past couple months that I’ve had my eye on that new Spider-Man, Tom Holland. He’s VERY cute.”

“Tom Holland!?”

“Yes, he’s sooooo cute! I’ve never really cared for Spider-Man until him. He’s just amazing for the role.”

“He is amazing. What would you do if you ever met him?”

“Uhhh would it be weird if I asked him to marry me? Haha”

“Well let’s ask him. Tom, would you be weirded out if Y/N asked you to marry her?”

I paused before I heard a British accent speak through the phone.

“I would be honored if she asked me to marry her! I’m quite the fan of hers.”

“Well, Tom, I just have one request, wait till you’re older!”

“Haha, well of course!”

I sat there waiting for the interviewer to tell me this was fake.

“Well, Y/N, you have your answer!”

“…That’s a joke, right?”

“No, that’s really Tom Holland!”

“No, that’s a joke! That has to be a joke! Oh my god, I’m so embarrassed!”

“No, it’s really him! Go ahead and ask him any question!”

“No, because then I’m gonna look like an idiot because that’s not really him!”

“Not it’s really Tom! Tom, say something to prove that it’s you!”

I heard a laugh before “Tom” finally spoke again.

“I don’t know what to say, I’ve never really had to prove myself before.”

“Well, how about you just ask Y/N what you wanted to ask her.”

“Yes, of course! Y/N, I was wondering if you would like to be my date to the Spider-Man: Homecoming premiere in LA next week.”

“What!? This is a joke! This isn’t Tom! This isn’t happening!”

“Love, it’s really me! I would love for you to accompany me! I have to go now, but have Ryan give you my number before you leave and you can call me and we’ll set everything up! Goodbye, everyone! I can’t wait for you guys to see the film in theaters worldwide on July 7th!”

Then the line went dead.

“That was fake, right?”

“No that was really Tom Holland.”

“OH MY GOD! I hate you! That was so embarrassing!”

“Well, now you have a date with him!”

“I can’t believe that just happened! Oh my god, I’m so embarrassed! Wow, it’s really a good thing that I said he was hot cause like it would’ve been really awkward if I was just like ‘God I hate Tom Holland he’s the worst spider-man ever’ and then he was just like 'uhh… hey…’”

“Hahaha! That would’ve been so funny! Well, for all you people just now tuning in, we’ve just set Tom Holland and Y/N L/N up on a date for next week. Well, Y/N, it’s been a real pleasure to have you with us today! We’ll have to get you back soon so you can tell us all about your date!”

“Well, I wouldn’t want to spill the details to anyone else!”

And with that the interview ended. Before I left, Ryan made sure to give me a piece of paper with Tom’s number written on it.


—Time Skip—

“Alright, Y/N, Tom’s going to meet you at the premiere at the front of the red carpet. He should be there before you so just go meet him there.”

“Okay, Lindsay. Thank you!”

I hung up the phone with my manager before I got inside the black car waiting outside to drive me to the premiere.

I tapped my foot impatiently on the floor of the car as I waited for it to pull up to the premiere. Not only was I FINALLY going to be seeing Spider-Man: Homecoming, but my celebrity crush was my date to the event!

After what felt like hours, the car pulled to a stop. A man in a black suit opened the door and helped me out. I thanked him and then walked to the entrance to the red carpet where Tom was standing, fidgeting nervously with his tie.

His eyes finally landed on me and smile lit up on his face.

“Told you it was me.” He said as he held his hand out to me.

I laughed as I shook his hand.

“Sorry for being really awkward, I was just caught off guard…”

Tom laughed.

“You’re fine. It was actually really cute and flattering. And hey, maybe if everything goes well tonight I really will take you up on your proposal.”

I elbowed Tom in the gut as he laughed at my red face.

“Shut up!”

Tom finally stopped laughing and guided me out onto the red carpet.

Cameras were flashing and people were yelling our names as they noticed our arrival. Tom’s hand laid on my lower back as we smiled and chatted as paparazzi took our picture.

After a few minutes of picture taking, Tom and I walked away to the interview section.

“I’m gonna skip this part and go get a drink. I’ll meet you when you’re done, okay?” I said to him.

Tom smiled down at me.

“Sounds good, love.” He said as he kissed my forehead.

I watched as Tom walked up to where Jacob was standing and began to interrupt their interview.

I smiled and walked into the lobby of the theater.

I grabbed a water bottle off the table and pulled my phone out and began to reply to a few texts when I felt a hand tap my shoulder.

I turned around to face a boy around my age standing there. He was slightly taller than Tom and had bright blue eyes and blonde hair.

“Hello! I’m Harrison, Tom’s best friend!”

“Oh, hello! I’m Y/N.”

“Yeah, I know. Tom hasn’t shut up about this date all week.”

“Really?”

“Yeah! He dragged me to TONS of stores trying to find the best outfit and wouldn’t stop nagging me about whether or not he looked good enough for you.”

I blushed at Harrison’s confession.

“Alright, Haz, that’s enough.” Tom interrupted before Harrison could go on.

I turned to face him and saw that a slight shade of pink on his once pale cheeks.

Harrison laughed before walking away to where Zendaya and Laura stood across the lobby.

“Sorry about him, love. He sometimes doesn’t know when to shut his mouth.”

“It’s fine. He’s seems really sweet.”

“Yeah, as much of a pain in the ass he is, he’s the best friend I could ever ask for.”

I smiled at Tom before he lead me into the theater. Tom greeted some of his friends and cast mates before taking a seat between Harrison and I.

As the movie ended, I noticed how nervous Tom seemed as he look around at everyone’s reactions.

“Tom, the movie was absolutely incredible!” I said to him as I squeezed his hand.

Tom looked over at me with a look of relief.

“Thank you, Y/N. That means a lot.”

“Of course, Tom. I loved every second of it.”

Tom couldn’t stop the smile from spreading across his face.

“Y/N, do you think maybe we could go out tomorrow? Like, on a real date?”

“I would like nothing more.”

—5 Years Later—

“Y/N! How have you been?!”

“I’ve been outstanding, Ryan!”

“So, I have to know what you wanted to share! Once you called in, I couldn’t wait to get you on air again.”

“Well, Ryan. As you and most of your viewers probably know, Tom and I have been dating for 5 years as of yesterday. And since Tom and I met on your show, I thought it be best if I shared the news on here first. On April 14, 2023, Tom and I will be getting married!” I said as I held my finger up showing the ring Tom had given me last night.

“Oh my god! You and Tom are getting married!?”

I nodded.

“He proposed last night on our anniversary. I called first thing this morning and demanded to be put on air to make the announcement!”

“That’s so amazing, Y/N! I hope I’m invited to the wedding!”

“Well of course! How could we not invite the person who started it all?!”

“Wow, thank you so much for sharing the news with us first! Now I’m sure you have a lot of planning to do so I’m going to let you go. I hope you have the best time planning your wedding!”

“Thank you, Ryan!”

And with that, you were out of the studio and on your way home to your future husband.

Wish you were here

A/N: I’m working on several of your requests. Some of them take me a little longer, but I always end up posting them, bible. So, send yours. And send feedback, hahaha

Prompt: clarissarae13 said:I love your imagines!!! I was hoping you could do one where you’re younger than chris (7+ years) and are nominated for an oscar and although you don’t go with chris, you meet him after winning? Thank you❤️❤️❤️

Warnings: None, fluff.

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I had watched Chris’s speech for about a hundred times. Winning an Oscar, for any actor or actress was the goal. I mean, not in the snotty or the final line way, but this was an incredible opportunity of accomplishment.

When he got the call from the nomination he was keeping it cool. I was screaming in the bed. Then I screamed more. Then, the whole process of congratulating him and interviews got me exhausted. Especially because our baby boy, Lucas was six months old. Even when Chris tried to be home as much as he could and made the work from home, there were moments where he had to leave. Like now.

I played the Youtube video again, he looked so handsome in his suit.

“First of all… wow. I mean, I can’t believe this is happening. I wish my beautiful wife were here to pinch me. When I was a kid and started this I daydreamt about this moment but I ignored the hard work that getting this would need. Therefore, I’d like to thank my family, for never letting me quit and for being so supportive, I couldn’t have won this without you, mom. Also, to my wife y/n, baby, you and our son are the reason I get up every day and the reason I try to be better. I love you so much. You’re my life. Thank you, God, for all the blessings. And since they’re about to cut me, thank you to all the people that somehow were part of this, people on set, coworkers, Captain America too. Thank you, good night” I sighed with a smile on my face.

My phone rung and I picked up the phone. It was him.

“Hello?”

“Hey, doll” it was funny how I could still feel chills.

“Hi, how’s my golden man?” he laughed.

“Bored. I was on the Vanity Fair party, but I got so bored without you there. I’m on my way to the hotel. I miss you so bad.” I bit my lip. I was really close to tell him, but I wasn’t going to expose myself. “How’s Lucas?”

“Asleep. Did you watch the video when he saw you winning?”

“He’s so adorable. I still think that we could’ve find a way for you to be here. I know we’ve tried to make our relationship low profile, but… I missed you”

“Oh, baby. Go and get some rest. I can’t wait to see you.“ "I wish we could celebrate appropriately…”

“Christopher Evans, are you…?” I felt the adrenaline.

“No, well…. A little bit, I just, wish you were here, that’s all. I love how we celebrate”

“Soon. I promise. Text me when you get there” I added before rushing to the bathroom to refresh myself.

“Alright, I love you”

“I love you too” I hung up and looked at myself in the mirror. There was nothing in the world that could’ve stop me from celebrating.

I was wearing a golden robe everything was ready. I was going to surprise Chris in his hotel room. I had arranged everything last minute. Lucas was with his grandma, aka, Chris’s mom, until tomorrow morning. I had taken a plane a few hour ago, just to be in time. Part of the agreements that we had when we got married was keep surprising us. No matter what. And being in the good and in the bad. This was the great, and I would’ve been here to support him even if he hadn’t won.

I heard him opening the door. I grabbed the champagne and waited with my half overt bathrobe.

“What the… fuck?” he slowly spoke as he discovered the detailed and romantic room.

“Congratulations” I started to make my way towards him. His face immediately lighted up. He took away the glasses.

“You’re here” He grabbed my waist and then leaned to kiss me.

“Yeah, I heard that you wish I were here, so… here I am” he smiled.

“How did you make it happen? I thought… I don’t care, you’re here, baby. Oh, my God. I love you so much” he made me spin in the air and I felt how my bathrobe was falling. I laughed.

“Chris, stop” I tried to spoke as he laughed. I loved feeling his arms around me. In any possible way.

“Where’s Lucas?”

“With your mom. She helped me a lot”

“So… we’ve got tonight just for us?” I nodded. I felt his wet kiss in my neck.

“When I was in the plane, I was thinking, you know?”

“About?”

“All the things we’ve been through to be together. And how much each one has paid off. Even when my dad made your life hell because a dude seven years older than his princess was taking her away”

“That’s my favorite part, it was funny, though” I put my arms around his neck.

“And here we are…”

“Here we are” he added before kissing me again.


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Ultraviolence - Chapter 2

Title: Ultraviolence
Rating: Explicit (What are you doing to me, Asav?)
Paring: Asav x Reader (Later Sam Drake x Reader)
Notes: There’s a list of things I’d like to say:

1. Yes, the title of the story is the name of a song by Lana Del Rey;
2. Sorry if chapter 1 felt a bit rushed, I wasn’t very happy with it but I uploaded it anyways because I knew I would give up if I waited more to do it.
3. I didn’t want to write yet another sex scene with Asav but I couldn’t help it. I swear they’ll do something other than that on the next chapter hahahahahaha
4. I’m really enjoying Asav x Reader so it might take longer for her to fall for Sam, don’t hate me but I just really love writing Asav :D
5. In this chapter you’ll start getting some info about their relationship and I was thinking about some flashback scenes. Would you like that?
6. English isn’t my first language and I read this chapter a hundred times but please, forgive my mistakes.
(Because my sins, only God can hahaha)

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text between eva, noora, vilde and chris

originally posted on thursday, october 22nd 2015 at 19.49

Chris: I told Siri in our grade about the school doctor. She can’t even put a condom on that penis thing so she always has one of the students do it. hahaha, all time school doctor

Vilde: Chris!! You told Siri??

Chris: sorry, didn’t know it was a secret. But it was funny though?!

Vilde: don’t tell other people
Eva, could you please take another bottle of white wine from your mother tomorrow? If you can’t that’s totally fine. Noora or Chris, do you know anyone with an ID?

Noora: Sorry Vilde, I still don’t drink

Vilde: Why is that?

Noora: Because in 8th grade we had to signa pledge that we would be abstinent until we turned 18

Vilde: Seriously?

Noora: No

Eva: Hehehe

Chris: Beer man for president. Just talked to him and he’s bought alcohol for us

Vilde: seriously, I’m not drinking that stuff

Eva: I have a bottle of white wine in my room that you can have

Vilde: You do? Oh! Yay! Thank you!!!

Chris: but the beer man can get you wine as well

Vilde: I’m not drinking anything from that guy

Noora: Vilde if you think condoms are a hassle, there’s always this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOfZ6VfmQ_s

Chris: Hahaha

Vilde: hehe… think I’m gonna go for condoms

Eva: But you have to leave before 19:30 alright? Jonas is coming over for dinner

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Barry Allen imagine

I JUST CANT HELP IT

Scenario~ you have been dating the love of your life better known as Barry Allen to you and the flash to the others. Well what would happen if you were just suddenly kidnapped.

Warnings/triggers-violence, possible swearing and a lot of pissed off Barry. Mentions of death as well.
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“If that paper isn’t on my desk by tomorrow morning, just don’t come in at all because you’re done.” You’re boss all but yelled at you when you showed up for work late, once again.

You worked at one of the biggest law firms in the central city and you absolutely hated it. The lawyers were always so awful to everyone who was below there pay grade, especially you, the secretary.

When you got out of college you wanted to run your own restaurant, with your one recipes and themes. Sadly though after college you were riddled with student debt and unfortunately had to put off your dream. One year turned into, two, then into five and finally ten.

It wasn’t all bad though, you met the love of your life. The firm was involved in a case a few years back that involved the police department. Your job was to go the police station and pick up a few papers from the forensic scientist of the station.

As soon as you laid eyes on the blubbering man, who was practically falling down the stairs after being twenty minutes late you were smitten with him. The way he smiled at joe, the detective, who was waiting with you, instead of being terrified, fascinated you. (Obviously his habit of tardiness brushed off on you) As soon as he handed you the papers you needed and introduced himself as Barry Allen, you practically melted underneath the gaze of his beautiful brown eyes you have come to love even more.

He obviously felt something to as he called you a month later, asking you on a date. At first you were pissed, you had your mind on him for weeks and right when you were almost over him, (a total lie if course) he asked you out. Of course you said yes though, which proved to be the best decision you have made yet.

You were snapped out of your lovely day dream by a text from Cisco telling you to come down to the lab immediately.

Of course you knew about Barry being the flash, you actually met him about 6 months before his accident happened. You and iris didn’t leave his side for weeks, most of the time you would just tell him about your day and on Sunday you read him the comics from the paper, a tradition you kept even after he woke up. You were there the first second he opened his eyes and you saw the pure power behind them. You’ve been with him through it all, time travel, reverse flash, zoom and the arrow.

You quickly stood up and snuck out of the building as quietly as you could. As soon as you walked outside you sprinted as fast as you could in your dumb ass heels you were forced to wear at the office, not wanting to be caught basically sneaking out of work.

You were walking past a alley way when you felt a very cold and gruff hand pull you flush against a hard chest. At first you flailed your arms and started to scream when a gloved hand covered your mouth. You calmed down a bit when you remembered Barry did this to you all the time.

“Hahaha,flash, pretty funny.” You said as you grabbed hold of the hand around your mouth and pushed it down as far as you could which was only halfway down your mouth. You always called Barry the flash when he was in his costume as a joke.

“You wish I was the flash, sweetheart.” You heard a gruff voice you knew all to well. Heatwave, captain colds not so sane partner.

You screamed and rammed your free arm into ricks rib as hard as you could possibly manage and heard a loud crack. He let go of your front half as he screamed out and doubled over in pain. You turned around and kicked him in the chest and ran as he fell backwards into the wall of the alley.

You ran out onto the street ditching your shoes, as they would only slow you down, running as fast as you could. You quickly dug your phone out of your jacket pocket and hit the last number you called, which so happens to be cysco. The phone rang for about 30 seconds as you continued to run.

“Girrrrrrllll where r u, this is so cool I me-.” Cisco answered the phone practically yelling until you cut him off stopping in the middle of the sidewalk and looked around for rick.

“Cisco, help me oh my god, I was just walking and he-he popped up out of nowhere.” You said struggling to breath as you saw a black van pull up at the end of the street and a group of men in full black ran out, it was almost a second later you realized they were running towards you.

“(Y/n)?” Cysco said into the phone.

“Oh my god, shit shit shit shit shit.” You said more to yourself than to cysco. You turned around only to come face to face with, heatwave.

“Now that wasn’t very nice of you.” He said before he hit you in the head with the end of his gun. You heard him chuckle in a menacing tone as you crumpled to the ground and the entire world became black.

The next time you woke up you were laying side ways in a abandoned warehouse, because that’s just how original the criminals in central city were. It’s always a warehouse, it can’t be a pier or a fun house, it’s always a warehouse.

“Glad to see you’re up, I thought you died.” You looked up to see Rick, sitting in a chair across from you. You were handcuffed to a pole in the middle of the room, laying on your side,with your hands behind your back. Oh and the floor was damp, that’s sooooo great.

“What, what do you want with me?“ You questioned clearing your voice seeing as how you probably haven’t talked for hours.

“Well here’s how I see it, your always running around with the scarlet streak, so I thought, what would happen if he lost his little girlfriend?” He said leaning back laughing in the chair as he kept fingering his gun that was laying across his lap.

You softly smiled as you thought about berry saying ’ I told you so’. Of course you often accompanied Barry on missions to help Kaitlin and cycso with the equipment so that’s where he recognized you.

At first you would argue for hours with Barry about him not wanting you to go on missions. His argument was it would be to dangerous and you would get hurt.

While in your defense, you wanted to go because you couldn’t stand the thought of your best friends and boyfriend, risking there lives and you wanted to be there with them, to help.

You finally came up with a agreement. You went on missions as long as you understood that if Barry, Kaitlin, or cysco, told you to leave, you had to. Luckily that hasn’t come up yet,because you know for a fact you wouldn’t listen, and you liked to think Barry knew that to.

“I wouldn’t be smiling if I were you.” Rick said stopping laughing and getting out of the chair, slowly creeping towards you like you were his prey. Well In this case you were.

As he got closer and closer you pushed your self up so your knees were pulled up to your stomach and he was crouched on his knees in front of you. You went to kick your foot at his face but was suddenly stopped, by a powerful wind on the other side of the warehouse.

“Don’t even think, about touching her!“ You heard the warped voice that belonged to Barry Allen, yell at rick whose hand was out reached towards your shin.

You looked up to see him in his signature uniform and he looked pissed.

“Oh come on, I’m bored flashy.” Rick said with a toothy grin and swiveled on his feet to look at the flash who appeared in front of you in 0.2 seconds or a fraction of that.

“Never ever, touch my girl again.” Within a flash Barry had picked Rick up by his neck and flung him to the other side of the room.

Barry zipped over to him and picked him up once again and went outside with him and came back empty handed. You assumed he either was thrown very far or Barry dropped him off at prison.

“(Y/n), oh my god, are you ok.” Barry said as he crouched down next to you and broke the chains around your wrists. It finally hit you what happened, you were Kidnapped by a man, who murdered his whole family, when he was 13.

You jumped and wrapped your arms around Barry’s neck and hooked your legs around his waist causing him to fall back on his butt and his arms circled around your mid waist.

“I am never going back to that dumbass law firm in my life.” You say into Barry’s neck as you cried harder and harder.

“Ok, ok, that’s ok, you’re ok.” He said quietly as he stroked your hair and shushed you.

You pulled back and put your hands on both sides of his face and slipped his cowl off.

“This is not your fault, this is not anyone’s fault, and I swear to god if you blame yourself with all of this zoom stuff going around, I will smack you so hard you will be as red as your suit.” You said keeping your hands in place and shaking your head, as tears fell down your face and fell to the floor. He placed his hands on both of yours and kissed your palm, until he looked up startled.

“Is that- oh my god it is, (y/n) your head is bleeding.” Barry said standing up quickly switching out position so you were now bridal style.

“It can’t be tha-” Before you could finish your sentence, you were in star labs with some crazy hair and Barry walking you to the med bay next to a confused Kaitlin. Barry walked past her and laid you down on one of the med beds and went to walk away but you curled your hand around his fingers.

“Please, please, don’t leave.” You said weakly as you were both terrified and tired.

“I’m not going anywhere trust me.” Barry said tightly holding your hand and sitting next to you. Kaitlin quickly went to work bandaging you up, as Barry just held your hand up to his lips, not kissing them just resting them there and you had to laugh a little which confused them both.

“Normally I’m sitting there.” You pointed where berry was sitting. “And you’re sitting here.” You pointed at the bed, which was actually comfier than it looked.

He just smiled and held your hand as Kaitlin quietly laughed. Leave it to yourself to make a joke after you got kidnapped.

Weeks later you were back to normal and roaming around central city. You actually had made plans to buy yourself a restaurant in a cute and safe little part of the city, per Barry’s request. The whole Kidnapping experience really opened your eyes to what you wanted in your life.

You were glad Barry didn’t try to blame himself for what happened. Of course he almost did but you turned that blame bus around quickly. It was was truly no ones fault and you didn’t like when Barry blamed himself for things he couldn’t control.

Although after the accident, Barry was a lot more protective over you. A lot. Like you couldn’t leave the house without him, or be home alone, he always texted you and he would have Cysco and Kaitlin be around you almost 24/7. At first it was sweet then it turned into down right annoyance so you and Barry talked and he agreed to let up on his protectiveness. You needed to be alone sometimes and you were glad he understood that.

Currently you were on your way to meet up with a real estate agent to finalize the place you wanted.

Barry’s POV

My name is Barry Allen and I’m the most protective boyfriend in the world.

I watched her as she walked down the street with a little skip in her step which made me chuckle and sit down on the edge of the roof.

“You have to stop following her man, you know she’s gonna be pissed when she finds out.” Wally said appearing behind me. I turned to look at him and saw him in his suit, almost glaring at me. Wally treated (y/n) like a sister, since the first time they met and couldn’t help to want her to be happy.

“I know, I know but I just can’t help it.“ I said and smiled down at her again. There was no way in hell anything would ever happen to her again.

anonymous asked:

imagine Kuroo getting sick & him tryna play it off like he's okay but he's actually really sick & the rest of the ot4 take care of himmmm

“So,” Bokuto whispers, “Is everybody here?”

“Obviously.” Tsukishima says,  “There’s only three of us.”

“Right, right.” Bokuto blinks, “Then let the Super Secret Kuroo Protection Squad meeting begin.” 

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MY EXPERIENCE WITH ELIZA TAYLOR!!! WITH THE MEETS AND GREETS AND PHOTOS

Alright so guys I went to the com as you could see with my past updates and I will tell you what happened to me, Alright so let’s begin shall we?

First I bought 2 meets with Eliza, 2 photos and one autograph, alright so tomorrow I still have one meet left and the autograph, and today I took the two photos and one meet.

First at the meet: 

SHE WAS SO FUCKING SWEET OMFG AND on the first minute of the meet, someone asked her : which accent do you like to do more?

and she aswered: “Oh american accent is fun.” and so I just said out loud: “was it hard to do?” and I didnt except her to look at me and give me a little giggle and answer me looking right into my eyes, we had a chat about accents , and then we said she couldn’t say withdraw in the american accent and she laughed. alright so that was the first time we talked, and it took like 3 minutes OF ELIZA FUCKING TAYLOR STARING AND TALKING TO ME.

So I raised my hand and said: “ Eliza first I want to thank you for everything, it really helped a lot , I  have a really bad time with my mom and dad, specially my mom. “ AND THEN SHE SAID BEFORE I COULD EVEN ASK MY FIRST QUESTION. “ awww im really sorry to hear that , im sorry babe” AND I WAS LIKE OHSAUHEOUSHESOUAHEUSAHEUOASHUESUAEHSA KILL ME…. So I gasped and I couln’t even continue my question, and she saw that and giggle and I tried to keep up, and I said: “ Sorry Eliza I’m really nervous…. “ AND SHE SAID: *giggles* “Don’t worry Im nervous as well hahaha, its fine really.”  HER GIGGLE IN PERSON OH MY GOD. Anyways, I laughed and said: “ Thanks to this fandom I could meet my Girlfriend , she’s from California and…” AND SHE SPOKE AGAIN “ AWWWWWW gongratulations! Im really happy for you!!! That’s amazing!” And I was like UEHSAOEUHSAEHSOAUEHOSAUHEUSHA I CANT OMFG I CANT DO THIS. So I tried to recompose myself “ Thanks hahha so Id like to thank you for that , for your acting as well you are so good! But anyways my question is : do you recall any deleted clexa scene that we didn’t see on the show?”  And she said : “ Oh, no I think you’ve seen it all,  I mean there were sometimes that we had to reshoot some scenes but yeah” And I said : “ Oh and what about bloopers? we dont really have any Bloopers with Alycia.” And she laughed and said: “ Well there weren’t a lot of bloopers hahaha, but we had some but I guess they didn’t put it because they didn’t find it funny enough” And I said: Ohh hahaha alright and she said : “ But my favorite bloopers is from season 1 , but I CANT FIND IT ANYWHERE!!!” and so me and two other girls said: “its on the dvd Eliza hahahaha” and she looked at us “ It is? o.o oh my god! “ and I said: “ Yea it is, and also you should check youtube, it’s also on youtube.” and then she said: “ Alright I will thanks!!” 

So after I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT FANFIC HAHAHAHA BECAUSE I JUST HAD TO. so I said:“ So Eliza did you ever read any fanfics? “ and she laughed and said: “ No not really , but should I read them? I mean there are sex scenes in there right?” And I said: “ Well there are some fics with sex scenes but there are a lot that doesn’t, and they are really good too.” and she said : “ Oh realy? alright will you send me some after please?” AND I WAS ONCE AGAIN LIKE OAEHSIEHSAUHESAEA OMG and I laughed and said: “ SURE”  

So she was trying to say somethings in portuguese, and she looked at me when she tried to say: “ Churrasco” and I helped her and she tried again and I nodded she did that thing with her arm like: YES ACHIEVIMENT UNLOCKED while SHE WAS LOOKING AT ME SO FUCKING CUTE OMFG IM SO GAY I CANT–

Anyways . HAHAHAH so she tried to say “Eu te amo” which is I love you in portuguese, and she looked at me again hahahah, man omfg Im so…. and she said it IJSAIJEA *dead*

ANYWAYS. We talked about a lot of things, we talked about Clexacon, and she was always looking at me, and I’d always say something to her complementing things and she’d always chat back with me. IM STILL LIKE SEAIEHSAUHES SO I WILL ASK MY FRIEND WHAT WERE MY OTHER QUESTIONS BECAUSE RIGHT NOW I CATN REMEMBER SORRY GUYS. 

Anyways when we went to take the photo I WAS LIKE REALLY CLOSE TO HER , and she was trying to stay with one foot on the ground and the other on the stairs, and she was like off balance for a second and I said : “ Are you ok Eliza? “ and she looked into my eyes, and she was like 5 inches away from my face, “ Yes im ok hahaha thanks “ OH GOD IM SO DONE EISAHSUHUSEAAHUSE

Anyways so I had the two pics with her: I was holding this shirt that you are going to see on the photo, and I drew that and it was a gift for her. So I had two photos to take with her, so I came closer and said: Heeeeey she said : “HEEEEY” , OMFG SHES SO CUTE hahahahhaha and I asked if I could hug her, and she said: “ YES OF COURSE” and opened her arms really wide , I hugged her and GOD HER HAIR, THE SMELL HOESAHEOHAEHSA DYING, AND HER HUG ESHAOUSA, alright so I handed the shirt to her and said: “its a gift for you hahahaha I drew that” and she read it and said: “ Oh my god Clexakru captain YEEEEEI * while shaking the shirt* IM YOUR CAPTAIN “ AND I FUCKING CHEERED WITH HER : YESSSSSS OUR CAPTAIN! anyways she asked if I wanted her to hold the shirt on the photo and I said YES. SO GUYS HERE COMES THE BEST PART….. SHE HELD THE SHIRT AND TOLD ME TO HUG HER FROM BEHIND AND SO I DID, MY FRIENDS THAT WERE WAITING TO TAKE A PHOTO WITH HER, SAID WE LOOKED LIKE A COUPLE GOD I CATN WAIT TO SEE THAT PHOTO OMFG OSOEAHESUHUSEAHUSEA BECAUSE IM TALLER THAN HER SO FUCK I HAD AND HELD ELIZA FUCKING TAYLOR IN MY ARMS SEIJASIJISJAISJPAPSJAPIJSAPIJESPIJESAIJESAIJPESAIEJASEIJSAESIJAESJAIESJEAIJESAIJ WE TOOK THE PHOTO AND SHE SAID THANKS, AND ASKED WHAT I WANTED ON THE SECOND PHOTO BUT SERIOUSLY I WAS SO HIGH WITH THAT SAOHIESAHUSA THAT I JUST SAID: “ LETS JUST HUG OURSELVES” and she saw that I was still like OMFG and she giggled and said alright, so she hugged me tight hahahaha SO CUTE . so before I left she gave me two more hugs, SO 5 FUCKING HUGS, ELIZA FUCKING TAYLOR HUGGED ME 5 TIMES. and said thanks about the shirt OUSEAHUESOUAEHSA IMI SO… ANYWAYS I HOPE TOMORROW I HAVE MORE EXCITING THINGS TO TELL YOU IM SO UHSAHOSEAHUESA 

 I LOVE THIS FANDOM, I LOVE ELIZA TAYLOR I LOVE OUR CAPTAIN EAPKESAPOESKSAK

160813 Taeil’s fanboard replies ♥

TAEIL:  Hello Taeil is in here!!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^

FAN:  Taei-ah, let’s play rock-paper-scissors! I throw the paper mwhaha  
TAEIL: I throw the scissors!! hehe

FAN: Jaehyun-nim, Taeil-nim, I am so happy because of you two that I feel like I’m about to die, but that’s normal right?
TAEIL:  Woaah~~~~it’s cool hahaah

FAN: Moon Taeil, will you marry me? You just come to me, I’ll prepare everything myself, but you just come….
TAEIL:  NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FAN: Dear boys please be careful so you won’t get the aircon cold ㅠㅜ
TAEIL: We are all careful!!!!!^^^^^^^

FAN: World’s Most Handsome Man Moon Taeil, please look
TAEIL: Wow, World’s Most Handsome Man^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

FAN: Did the concert go well?!??! How was it?!? hehe
TAEIL: We are waiting for the ending stage now hehehee

FAN: Taeil-ah, what do you prefer, summer or winter? Please let me know ~~
TAEIL: I love winter!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FAN: Taeil hyung! Taeil hyung~ Taeil hyung! On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you love your fans?
TAEIL: 10 points of course!!!!^^

FAN: Taeil-ah… I do farming…
TAEIL: Please harvest some rice later hehe

FAN: Taeil!!!!!!! What’s hotter, Korean heat or heat in Japan???? It’s really crazy hot in Korea
TAEIL: It’s not that hot here~~~~~~

FAN: ♥♥♥♥Taeil oppa, do you like super spicy tteokbokki?♥♥♥♥ Let’s eat together with me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
TAEIL: I do like it but can’t eat a lot of those ahahah

FAN: Taeil oppa, tomorrow is my birthday. Please try to come. Taeil oppa is my birthday present!!!!! Call?????
TAEIL: Happy birthday!!!~~~~ Please eat lots of tasty stuff ~~~

FAN: Taeil oppa, I’ve heard your height is actually 190cm and you are just walking around squatting on your knees
TAEIL: Oh that’s right!!!

FAN: Taeil oppa, what ice-cream do you like? My favorie one is choco ice-cream!
TAEIL:  I also prefer the choco one hehehe

FAN: Taeyomi oppa! How about you come over to my place to have a pizza with me?
TAEIL: Sounds delicious!!! Call~~~~~~~~~~~~~

FAN: Moon Taeilie oppa  you see everything right, but you don’t reply cuz it’s annoying, right?ㅠㅠ
TAEIL: I do see everything hehehehehe ^^

FAN: Jaehyun hyung..ie, what have you eaten to become so handsome?
TAEIL: Jaehyunie ate a chicken!! lmaooo

FAN: Taeil oppa please do reply me what you like more, soda or cola and chicken or pizza
TAEIL: Cola and pizza!!

FAN: Heuk.. For some reason I got pimples on my cheeks and they hurt really a lot..
TAEIL: Just don’t touch it…..

FAN: Taeil oppa, Can I give you something?  hahahahaa That is a me ahahah
TAEIL: omg that’s funny lmaaaao
t/n: person made a put in korean

FAN: How was it to apper in “taste the feeling”?? I even screamed hahaha  Loved it so much hehehe
TAEIL: It’s the best!!!!!! haha

FAN: Taeil-ah, have you watched Hit The Stage along with the other members? Hehe how was it
TAEIL:  Yess watched and Ten is the best!!!

FAN: Taeil-ah, get a good rest today !
TAEIL: Thank you hehehe

FAN: Taeil-ah…! I want to see you so bad I have tears in my eyes what do I doo o o
TAEIL: No crying allowedㅜㅜㅜHappiness^^

FAN: Taeil oppa I love you ㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ dsfdygrtytutyj   ㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ
TAEIL: I love you too dfjdngfnfgfgf hahahahahadlsfd ndjgfhahahahahaha

FAN: Taeilie, you seem not seeing my posts. Am I right? All my posts are just a waste TT I love you, even still heuk heuk Since ever I met you my entire world became so happy,  and as one could wish every single day is a happy one without a skip. Thank you Taeil-ah
TAEIL: Woaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you really REALLY lots!!^^

FAN: Tae! il! O! ppa! hhehe
When I listen to my gentle Taeil oppa’s voice my eyes just shut by themselves
Just by listening you my mood becomes better, when I listen to a song by Taeil oppa it makes me feel like I’m floating above the sky on a cloud  
It fees like a ray of sunshine hehe
I am thankful to you, that you’ve debuted and thank you for your songs!
And most of all, I am thankful so much for you to be born
Taeil oppa is truly a person who is shining by himself
I am so far away so please shine even brighter so I could know you better hehe  And no, actually for you to be able to shine brighter I am going to work even harder
Just like oppa’s nickname The Moon hehe
As long as the distance between me and you, as strongly my soul wants to reach you!
Today as well I’ll pray for oppa’s happiness ^0^
I hope you will always be happy!  And I hope that all things you wish would come true!
My Moon, please have beautiful dreams tonight ♥
TAEIL: So touched!!!ㅜㅜㅜㅜ Thank you^^

FAN: Taeil-ah where are you… Taeil-ah… Invisible to my eyes….. Taeil……
TAEIL: Right here heheh

FAN: Taeil oppa, why aren’t you coming to me … oppa ,,, I like you so muchI could trreat you two chicken legs
TAEIL: Woah whole two legs lmao

FAN: Taeil-ah❤ Welcome to Japan! How was the concert at Tokyo dome?
TAEIL: The stage is so impressive!!! The best hahha

FAN: Please reply to a last year student… So I’ll be able to pass my college entrance exam well!!! Hahaha I’m serious
TAEIL: You will definitely do well fighting please eat well, no skipping meals!!!!

FAN: Taeil oppa, if you won’t write me a comment, then I’ll assume your typing speed is 100 characters per minute. .. Congratulations Taeil oppa typing skills have passed 100 characters!
TAEIL: It’s over 100 characters lmao

FAN: Taeil-ah, what is Jaehyun’s cooking skills? lol Good, fair, poor
TAEIL: Jaehyun is good!! hehe

FAN: Taeil-ah can you say hi to me ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅜㅜ *asked in english*
TAEIL: HI!!!^^ *replied in english*

FAN:  Taeil oppa, do you like moon by any chance? Hehehehehe
TAEIL: Of course lol MOON
t/n: he typed “moon” in english

FAN: Taeil-ah, what are you into recently? I’m curious
TAEIL: I’m into NCT127!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^^ lol

TAEIL:
We are going to prepare for the NCT ending stage at SMTOWN!!! haha
And let’s definitely watch together NCT Life today!!
Bye~~~~~~~~~~~~~

♡ source: NCT Official Fanboard
♡ translation by @moonlighting94​  
♡ take out with credit!
♡ pls support nct and taeil~

Meant to Be

Summary: A meeting with Cupid leaves some tension between you and Dean

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader

Word Count: 2807

Warning: Fluff

(A/N): Originally on Wattpad, but since I had no ideas for any other stories, might as well give you guys something am I right?

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TBBT: The Brain Bowl Incubation (10x8)

If you haven’t watched, SPOILERS ahead.

First a confession. I’m not only a fan of TBBT and ShAmy, I am literally in love with Jim Parsons. 😍 I have a huge crush on him and not only think he is the sweetest, funniest and most amusing guy but also I find him extremely attractive. (And by extremely I actually mean HOT AF). 🔥 I’m just saying, unlike other reviews, this one will be very biased and subjective to my infatuation with him. So of course, I LOVED THIS EPISODE!!! I enjoyed everything Shamy but was more than happy to finally have Raj in the limelight too.

1. Opening scene:

How cute were Sheldon and Amy “playing in the lab”. 😊 It’s so nice to see them spending time in something they both enjoy and love. I also love anytime Amy is in the lab. I think she looks “sexy scientist” adorable with her lab coat and hair pulled back. Go Amy!!! And the #ForScience reference, yay! Because we have now officially confirmed Sheldon gets turned on by science talk. Btw, have the writers been reading our Tumblr? 😒 

Umm, can we just take a moment (and a deep breath) to appreciate Sheldon’s arm porn! 😉 Woah!

2. Rajesh meets Isabella

Let me get all things Raj out there. I really appreciate the writers giving Raj a story line other than playing annoying third wheel to Howard and Bernie. FINALLY! 🙌 Seeing him in this episode reminds me just how talented Kunal is playing Raj and how many missed opportunities his character has had.  

I hurt for Raj. He’s a great guy. He goes out of his way to let the girl know his interested. (How sweet how he prepared dinner and took care of everything so Isabella could join him. Reminds me how he set up a date at the library with Lucy to make her comfortable with not talking). Raj is a such a sweet guy so its painful to watch at times. I really hope the writers are not setting him up for another failure. I liked Isabella, granted we don’t know much about her. But we know she is hard working, sharp and feisty. There is potential in that story line (as there has been with other of Raj’s girls). I just hope the writers can do it justice. Please? 🙏

I get the feeling Raj isn’t really free to be himself with the rest of the gang. He didn’t tell them about him breaking up with Emily and Claire and now he lied about Isabella. I knew his lie would catch up to him and after the experiences he just had with his previous relationships, he should know better than to start a potential relationship by lying since that’s exactly what got him in trouble the last time. It shows how immature Raj can be regarding relationships.

BTW, I feel the writers really didn’t wrap up these other story lines and its kind of disappointing. He now can talk to woman, but he is certainly clueless as to everything else.  

BONUS: Raj standing in the bathroom door and saying bye to Isabella “Just know every time I come in here, I’ll be thinking of you”. Lol! 😂😂😂 Poor Raj.

3. Sheldon is so ecstatic with his creation

How paternal is Sheldon going to be when he has children? 💖 He was so excited in the lab when Amy announced the experiment had worked he could barely stand still. And then he was bragging to Bernadette about their creation. He looks so proud every time he mentions one of the experiments achievements.

This episode brought back awesome memories when the group found out Sheldon had been speaking to Amy for 4 months and he said they had conversations about having a baby because they would create a superior genetic being.

In Sheldon’s words in season 4, “Amy pointed out that between the two of us, our genetic material has the potential of producing the first in a line of intellectually superior, benign overlords to guide humanity to a brighter tomorrow”. 

Sheldon has always been interested in this but know he doesn’t want it formed in a test tube like in S4. He wants to do it the old fashioned way (coitus). In this episode they changed set and clothes, so this means that it happened over the course of few days (Sheldon referenced 36 hours). It means Sheldon had time to think about engaging in intercourse and grew more determined with each hour that went by. ⌚

If he knows him and Amy are eventually going to get married, why does he want to drop his underpants ASAP? Hmmm? Is it possible that Dr. Cooper just wants to be intimate with Amy just because? Otherwise, why would he track her cycle? 😉 Come on Sheldon. You know you want it. 

BONUS: Amy’s “Well I turned this one into a functioning boyfriend. So, sky is the limit”. 😂 Sheldon wasn’t even offended. Just check out his smile. It says “Yes, you did and I’m okay with that”.

4. Sheldon suggests the next step

Amy surely thought the next step was a replica of the study. But Sheldon’s suggestion… Oh my!!! How many of you had a tiny heart attack with the next line?

“We lock that door, drop our underpants a little and make a baby?”. OMG!!! 😲😲😲Then his eyes!!! His flirty smile!!! His eyebrows and the little nod! Amy’s face was a perfect reflection of my face too. Lol! Holy moley Sheldon! Are you trying to kill us?😵

I also caught him say “We need to stop for magnets on the way HOME”. He didn’t call it Penny’s apartment. Penny’s apartment looks less like her apartment. It’s tidy and her fridge pictures are gone. He doesn’t even mention his apartment. Home is know wherever he is with Amy. 🏠 

5. Flirty Sheldon

Let me just… ASDFGHGJIUHIKGTFDFGSDTJHM. 🙈 Daaaamn! Jim Parsons is one handsome man!!! He’s my GILF. You know, guy I’d like to… friend. Hahaha. 😹 Just kidding. Or maybe not, who knows. I know it’s meant to be Sheldon awkward and funny but it’s a tall order when the actor is so handsome. 😍 It is amusing to see Sheldon in this form. (I would love to see Amy like this too. We caught a glimpse with the Star Trek doctor uniform and Snow White. I though she was hot.)

So, Dr. Cooper pulled out all his tricks:

  • The ass. (Gosh Amy, slap it. It looks juicy.)
  • Needlessly and freakishly explicit talk. (Am I the only one wondering what he said? Talk dirty to me, Dr. Cooper.)
  • Rose petals, jazz music, candles and oysters (which is an aphrodisiac). 
  • His voice “Well, Hello.” (That’s the part my panties would have dropped without me touching them if I was Amy.
  • Sheldon’s hair, clothes, musk – in his inner thighs, and then stood, towering over her. (Ovaries explosion at this point).
  • “Anything you’d like to pet?” (Yes Sheldon!!! Yes! I can think of a few thing to pet. I’m sure there are many volunteers in the fandom. 🙋)

And Amy, hanging tight.

Finally, the Flamenco. Can we get a copy of the outtakes ASAP? Jim Parsons physical comedy is always wonderful to watch. 👏👏👏 He breaks out of his shell with these scenes. (Bazinga pool, anyone?) But its not all laughs, he has some moves. And his beautiful face, hoo! “You guys are aroused, right?” Yes, Sheldon. Many of us are. 😆

5. Okay, Amy. What gives?

It would be easy to say “wth Amy”. But I kind of get it. She is playing cool. 😎 She doesn’t want a baby now. They are just getting the hang of living together. And she know there is a ring. Also remember she couldn’t have predicted or expected this from her boyfriend. I love that the roles are reversed and its him chasing her. 👍💖😊 It was many years of seeing poor Amy in that awkward position. It’s good to have Sheldon have a taste of his own medicine. Aside, Amy must be thinking what the hell got into Sheldon. She must think this is some kind of joke. So I get it.  

That being said, it felt kind of out of character for our dirty, dirty, dirty girl. Which is why I lmbo when I saw her at the end all hot and flustered. 🙊That’s the Amy we know and love. 


This episode was just what I needed to get out of my post election blues. Many thoughts are lingering. Could coitus be coming soon for our favorite power couple? Can we get an update on the guys navigation system? Can we see Penny and Leonard doing something sweet, romantic and fun? And finally, how much Mayim has to be laughing with Jim’s antics while taping these episodes?

It’s a wrap for now but I’m so looking forward to next week. Jelly Shelly is a fave after Drunk Shelly. I think I’m going to go brush my teeth and call it a night ;) Good night fandom! Love you guys because you get my wicked sense of humor. Thank you for that.

2!p gang finding out that their S/O's ex are trying to get back together

   Allen D, Jones/ 2p America: “i’m sorry what was that” once you explained what your ex is trying to do “well is he like bothering you because i can give him few wacks with my bat if that cause” he not to worried about the ex, but if they are giving them trouble/ or getting really close with the s/o then well hey batter batter swing batter.

James Williams/ 2p Canada * eye twitches violently and grabs hokey stick before you can even say* “trying to get back with me”, jealous baby right her might go angry moose on the poor man or woman, it would take you a lot of convincing for him not to hti them over the head with blunt object.

Louis Boneyfoy/ 2p France: *eye blinks, then frown* “well are you planing on getting together… no then it OK, why are they giving you trouble” his reaction would be , well if they leave me nothing i can do about it, but he still woudl care if they are giving his s/o trouble, but over all wouldn’t care, since he kinda has this feeling that every one leaves him in the long run. poor baby

Oliver Kirkland/ 2p England: “excuse me but do you know where i left my cooking knife” like i said his yandere side comes out before you event know what going on, but if you convince him that you will not go back together with your ex then he cools down, but he will get a lot more clingy a lot more

Sergei Braninsky/ 2p Russia:…… well you won’t right” he doesn’t really care if his ex is trying to get back together since he knows that people in relationship don’t cheat, how ever if he had the suspicion you were cheating, well not  suspicious, he knows everything and nothing gets passed him, then well that when he confronts the ex and s/o.

Yang Wang / 2p china: “ BUT YOU WON’T LEAVE ME RIGHT” * clings to leg “  PROMISE ME YOU WON’T LEAVE ME FOR THEM” * continues to be attached to your leg even when you told him a million times you won’t leave him/ he get super clingy and emotional since he think “oh well the ex knows s/o better then me they can’t leave” he would be the most clingy out of all of them.

Siegfried Beilschmidt./ 2p Germany: “hahaha that funny…WAIT YOUR SERIOUS EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO SLAP A BITCH” he will wont actually slap him unless he has been making you uneasy, but he will confront them and tell them to stop,and if they continues well they will finds flaming bag of dog poop on there porch every day until they stop.

Luciano Vargas/ 2p Italy “pulls out throwing knife and walks out door* “HE IS SO DEAD WHO DOSE THAT ASNO THINK HE IS” you woudl need to calm him down but when he is in this stage it nearly impossible, and if you do calm him down, well he will get his underlings to take care of your ex for him.

Flavio Vargas/ 2p Romano:” oh darling but i know you wont leave me” he very full o himself so he not that worried about your ex coming to take you back, however if your ex dose mange to exactly that then he will cry on his fainting couch “oh woe is me!”

Klaus Beilschmidt./ 2p Prussia * starts crying on the spot “b-but you wont leave will you” it will take lot of coping to stop him from worrying,he may get Ryszard to help him stop the ex from coming around you, 

Kuro Honda/ 2p Japan Takes out katana * excuse me but that person should know better then to infer with another person relationship” and then walks out the door, he woudl take this is very personally that another person was trying to ruin a relation ship and well slicey dicey. 

Ryszard Edelstein/ 2p Austria: “summons demon to make that person life living hell” “ don’t worry dear i’m sure they wont be bothering out relationship any more” smile*/ like i said he lives his s/o so much that if any one tries to get in the way of them will face his wrath.

 Santiago Fernández Carriedo/ 2p Spain: * leaves to the room to get an ax* “i will be right back” yandere king right here, he get jealous to the the extreme, and well they poor person probably won’t live to see tomorrow.  

anonymous asked:

jikook in which jimin and jungkook are pen friends (internet friends???) that eventually fall in love please? thank you so much in advance

luminous and wired

it all started with a typo.

normally, people wouldn’t really respond to wrong numbers or mistyped emails.

but for park jimin and jeon jungkook, that wasn’t the case.

as fate would have it, jimin mixed up 2 letters in an email he was supposed to send to his professor. lucky for him, jungkook was nice enough to inform him that he sent it to the wrong email. but for whatever reason, they just both didn’t stop responding to each other. i guess there was something about the other person not really knowing you personally that appealed to them. there really was no room for judgement in their dynamic since the only connection they had was the internet.

jungkook learns that jimin is a performing arts major in busan and a part-time dance instructor plus gym rat who hates rollercoasters and horror movies.

jimin learns that jungkook also dances and is a law student who’s staying in seoul who absolutely loves rollercoaster and horror movies as much as he loves his golden retriever back in his parents’ house.

after a few weeks of their frequent exchange in emails, they decided to exchange SNS IDs to sort of level up their friendship. they started to even send each other funny photos or really nice photos of places they visit.

their interactions have become second nature to them and it was rare for a day to pass that the two didn’t talk. even if it was about the most trivial things.

goldenkook97: man, i just want to crash on my bed and stay there. the amount of readings i have to finish can be equivalent to a forest’s worth of paper.

chimchimjams13: would you rather have to dress up as a tree in leotards for contemporary dance class?

goldenkook97: LOL YOU HAVE TO SEND ME A PIC OKAY

goldenkook97: ISTG I’M GONNA FALL OVER FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

goldenkook97: HYUNG PROMISE ME YOU’LL SEND ME A PIC

chimchimjams13: NO

goldenkook97: pleeeeeaseeeeeeee

goldenkook97: *sends photo of pouty face*

chimchimjams13: ugh goddamnit.

chimchimjams13: FINE.

chimchimjams13: but istg if the photo ends up anywhere else i will hack you into pieces and never look back, jeon jungkook

goldenkook97: YEEEEY ILY <3

chimchimjams13: you better.

the two would sometimes talk about meeting up in person. but the unlikelihood of jimin ending up in seoul or jungkook in busan would always discourage the two.

one night, when jimin was already asleep, his phone buzzed with a message from jungkook. he squinted his eyes on the brightness of his phone and lazily unlocked it to read the message.

goldenkook97: hyung, can i call you? now?

jimin stares at the message for a while. while it’s been over a year since the two had started their exchange of messages, they haven’t exactly heard each other’s voice. so naturally, jimin was a bit hesitant. but since even he knew that he had developed a soft spot for the younger,

chimchimjams13: sure

almost instantly, jungkook’s photo flashed on jimin’s phone showing that he was calling. jimin dragged the green button across the screen to accept the call.

“h-hello?” the voice on the other line stammered, sounding quite nervous.

“hey, jungkook. what’s up?” jimin answered, trying to shake the sleep off his voice. he could hear sniffling and silent crying on the other line. “jungkook, what happened?”

“hyung. m-my— *hic* my dog she— she got sick and i— i didn’t even— nobody told me she was— i didn’t know she was sick and now— now, they’re telling me she needs to be put down.” jungkook didn’t try hiding the fact that he was crying at this point.

jimin’s heart sank. he had no idea what to do.

jungkook continued sobbing  under his blankets with his phone next to his ear. he wasn’t really looking for someone to comfort him. he just needed to let it out.

but then there’s someone singing on the other line, and he stops sobbing out loud to listen.

please smile, don’t be sad. it’s going to be alright, don’t cry anymore~”

jungkook closes his eyes and continues to listen.

the song that i’m singing now, i hope that it can bring you comfort~”

jimin doesn’t know why he started singing. all he knew was that hearing the younger cry hurt his heart and he didn’t want the boy to cry anymore.

“give me a smile, don’t feel the hurt. even though it’s hard now, everything will be alright~”

jungkook fell asleep with his phone next to his ear, being lullabied by jimin’s voice. but even at the sound of the younger’s steady breathing, jimin continued singing because he meant every word.

time will pass, everything will look up again

smile. look, aren’t i by your side?

i love you. can you hear my heart?

the next day, jungkook woke up feeling better than he did last night. his eyes may be puffy and his nose may be clogged, but he still remembers the voice of angel that sang him to sleep with such comforting words. his heart flutters at the thought. he immediately grabs his phone to send a message.

goldenkook97: jimin hyung

chimchimjams13: hey jungkookie. feeling better?

goldenkook97: yeah. thank you, hyung. you’re the best.

chimchimjams13: as long as you’re feeling better! ^^

jimin locked his phone and crashed back down on his bed. is it even possible to fall for someone you’ve never met?

since that night, phone calls between the two also became frequent, mostly by jungkook’s initiative.

“hyung, what if we met up?” the younger asks.

“that should be fun hahaha” jimin chuckles lightheartedly, walking back to his house from a convenience store.

“no, but seriously. what if i told you i might be in busan tomorrow?” at this, jimin stops walking.

“…what are you saying, jungkook?”

“i’m saying,” jungkook starts. “i might have a few days off starting tomorrow. and was maybe planning to head to busan.”

“oh”

“so, do you think i can see you?”

“yeah, i guess so. i can fetch you at the station.”

“great!”

so they set out to meet in person. jungkook may or may not have been too excited that he went to the train station 2 hours earlier than his expected departure. jimin, on the other hand, had to set 8 consecutive alarms to make sure he actually wakes up on time. butterflies in their stomachs would be the understatement of the century. no, it was an entire safari erupting in their systems.

sure, they’ve been in contact almost everyday for over a year but it’s not like they’ve actually seen each other. so naturally, they’d be nervous as hell.

jungkook’s train has reached its destination and he rushes out to get himself straightened up and get to the exit of the station.

what if he realizes he doesn’t like me?

what if he wouldn’t want to talk to me anymore?

what if hE’S ACTUALLY A SERIAL KILLER AND PLANS TO REALLY HACK ME INTO PIECES??????

WHAT IF HE THINKS I’M A SERIAL KILLER WHO PLANS TO HACK HIM INTO PIECES????????????

oh god oh god oh go—

“jungkook?” someone calls out from afar. jungkook’s head immediately shoots up to look for whoever called his name. he sees a red-haired boy not too far from him, clad in a white tee, black skinny jeans, sneakers and a snapback, holding a sign with jungkook’s name on it.

and it feels like time’s stopped for them both.

jimin’s the first one to approach, looking at anything else other than jungkook. the younger’s heartbeat seems to be banging on his chest and ringing in his ears.

“hi” jimin says, breaking the silence and extends a hand towards the younger.

“h-hi, hyung.” jungkook responds, heart caught in his throat and shakes jimin’s hand.

“let’s go?” jimin suggests, not really waiting for an answer from the younger as he takes jungkook by the hand with their fingers intertwined and both of them blushing furiously and refusing to look at each other.

jungkook lets the older drag him off while staring at his feet and smiling to himself.

“hyung,” jungkook calls out softly once they’ve reached the bus stop.

“yeah?” jimin asks. the two stare at each other for a while until—

“i didn’t know you were shorter than me.” jungkook says, and earns himself a not-too-hard smack on the arm that he clutches in pain but still laughs at jimin’s reaction.

“brat” jimin retorts as he looks with wonder how the sun seems to shine brighter and skies are clearer when jungkook laughs. wow he’s handsome.

when jungkook’s managed to calm down, he unconsciously slips his hand into jimin’s to old his again. jimin stiffens, and jungkook’s grip tightens a bit. this hyung’s cute, jungkook thinks.

when their bus arrives, they both climb aboard and sit down together near the back. jimin is staring out the window when he feels jungkook playing with his fingers on the younger’s lap.

this feels nice, jimin thinks. while they’re in the bus, rain starts to pour and jimin wants to smack himself on the head for not even thinking about bringing an umbrella.

“damn it. i don’t have an umbrella.” jimin tells the younger.

“it’s okay. we can just run.” jungkook says as he continues to plays with the older’s fingers.

the bus announces their bus stop and the two get ready to make a run for it. and right when the bus door opens, the two run in the rain hand in hand, laughing at how stupid they must look. the took cover under a waiting shed, just a few blocks from jimin’s house.

jimin was about to run again when jungkook pulls him back into a kiss. the older is shocked with eyes wide open, but not for long and starts to respond to the kiss. jungkook giggles mid-kiss causing jimin to smile.

“hyung,” jungkook breathes, pressing their foreheads together. “i think i like you.”

“you think?” jimin laughs and it sounds like snow days and coming home.

“you’re still short though.”

“yah!! you brat!!!”


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a/n: hope you enjoy!!! also, the song jimin sang is jung yonghwa’s give me a smile from the heartstrings ost.

Lazy Date Night: You and Seth are too lazy to go out and have an actual date, so you two decide to stay home and have a date there. *Not Requested*

“Y/N, I’m home,” Seth called into the house that you both share. But he didn’t get a response.

Closing the front door and walking further into the house, Seth called your name again. Still, no response. He was getting ready to try one last time before he freaked out, when he saw you come out of the bathroom.

“There you are, babe,” Seth beamed, “I was wondering where you were.”

“Sorry, Seth. I was just getting out of the shower,” you replied, hugging your boyfriend.

“Yeah? You smell great.” Seth then began to kiss up your neck, hitting your sweet spot and making you moan. He carried you to the living room and sat you down on the couch, when he began to undo your jeans.

“Seth,” you stopped him, “I just took a shower.”

“So? We can take one together later,” he smirked and went back to undoing your jeans. He almost had them off when someone opened the front door and walked into the house.

“Hey people,” Dean Ambrose shouted. “Oh, were you two about to do it?”

“Yes, Dean,” Seth sighed, “we were.”

“Well, not anymore.”

“Sorry ‘bout that, guys,” Roman Reigns said, apologizing for Dean while closing the door. “Hey, Y/N.”

“Hey, Roman,” you said pulling up your pants back up in front of the guys since you weren’t shy around them. “Man, you guys have bad timing.”

“Tell me about it,” Seth agreed, “what the hell are you guys doing here anyways?”

“Don’t you two remember,” Ambrose said, “we always go out to the bar on our first day back together.”

“Can’t we just skip tonight and go tomorrow?”

“Nope. That would just ruin the tradition.”

“Come on, Dean," Roman said, "I think one night of breaking the tradition won’t hurt.”

“I think it will,” Dean retorted.

“Actually, Dean is right: we shouldn’t break tradition,” you said. “Lets go guys.”

“But, Y/N,” Seth pleaded.

“Seth, now. I don’t wanna wait another day to see a shitfaced Dean.” You then walked out the front door and got in the back of Roman’s car to wait for the boys.

“Have I ever told you how much I love your girlfriend,” Dean said to Seth.

“Yes, a thousand times,” he replied, rolling his eyes. Seth and Dean then got into the other passenger seats, while Roman got into the driver’s and drove to the nearest bar.

You and the boys have been in the bar for only one hour, but Dean and Seth were already drunk. Roman decided not to drink since he had to drive, and you decided not to drink either because you knew that you would have to take care of your boyfriend when you got home.

“Y/N, why don’t you dump Seth and get with me,” Dean whispered in your ear.

“Hey…you, Dean,” Seth slurred while glaring at his friend, “you get away from girlfriend!!”

“Every time,” you muttered to your Samoan friend. He nodded his head while drinking the rest of his soda.

“Alright guys,” he said standing up and throwing some money on the table, “I think it’s time to leave.” He got Dean’s attention, pushed out the door of the bar and into the door of his car. You grabbed Seth’s hand and sat him down in the back of the car.

Once Roman drove you and Seth, he drove to the nearest hotel to deal with a babbling Ambrose. You thought that you and Rollins could finish where you two left off earlier that day, but you were both too tired to do anything. (Though you did make up for it the next evening.)

“What time is it,” you breathed out after you two were done.

Seth looked at the clock. “Six-thirty,” he replied.

“Shit, I had reservations for us at a restaurant earlier.”

“That’s okay. I don’t feel like going anywhere right now anyways.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yeah.

"What about our date?”

“We can have one here at home. Just,” Seth stretched, “a lazy one.”

 "Okay,“ you replied, kissing him on his cheek, "what do you want to do then?”

“Hmm…oh, I know! How 'bout we play some Rock Band?”

“sure, I’m in the mood for whooping your butt!” You turned on the T.V. and game console, put Rock Band 2 in and got yours and Seth’s wireless guitar controllers.

“Can’t we just do a co-op mode instead,” Seth asked while making a pouty face.

“No,” you replied, plucking him on the nose. “Now stop looking at me like that before I die from your adorable face.”

“Best way to go.” He picked up his guitar after he winked at you and chose versus mode from the main menu.

Two hours went by when you and Seth finally decided to stop due yours and his numb finger tips. Seth turned off the guitars and turned on a regular controller so he could go to the dashboard on the game console.

“So, what now,” the Superstar asked you.

“Lets watch some horror movies,” you answered enthusiastically.

“I love it when you say things like that.”

“I know. Now go make us a snack while I pick out a movie.”

“Okay, sexy lady,” Seth said, while walking into the kitchen. You went to Netflix to look for a scary movie that you thought that would scare the pants off you. You searched and you searched when you finally found a series of a horror movie that you love. Seth came back in the room a few minutes later with two plates full of chicken wings.

“Nice pick of a snack,” you said taking your plate from Seth.

“I thought that you’d like it,” he replied getting on the bed. “So, what movie did you pick?”

Hellraiser.”

“Ooh, I love Hellraiser!”

“Me too!! Netflix has all  nine of them. We won’t be able to watch all of them in one night, but we can still watch the rest tomorrow.”

“Sounds like a plan, babe.” Seth played the first movie and you tow watched while you dug into your wings.

Four Hellraisers later and you were finally starting to get sleepy. You pulled your blanket up to your chin and layed down.

“Getting sleepy, babe,” Seth jokingly asked you while he turned off the game console and T.V..

“Yeah,” you laughed, “but you don’t have to stop the movie marathon because of me.”

“That’s alright, I’m a little tired myself. Besides , who am I supposed to laugh at when a jump scare pops up?”

“Hahaha, very funny, Seth,” you replied, pressing your face into Seth’s chest and yawning. “Good night.”

“Good night, Y/N.” A few minutes later, you were fast asleep and Seth held you tight to keep you warn and sighed happily. “Best date ever,” he said as he kissed the top of your head.

anonymous asked:

bellarke AU "there’s an overnight IT person at school who always answers the phone when i call about a problem with my computer and i totally have a crush on their voice and their exasperation and ALSO the bakery down the street is always running out of my fave scones and the adorable person behind the counter can’t hide their amusement and i think it’s super rude but also super cute" maybe??? *-*

IT, how can I help you?”

The voice on the other end of the caught Clarke off-guard. She’d seen those Best Buy “Geek Squad” commercials, and the tech geeks in those did not have voices like this, all deep and rough and-

Hello? Anyone there?

“Oh! Yes! Sorry,” Clarke shook her head, forcing herself to focus on the task at hand. “My computer screen turned blue. How do I make it…stop?”

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