hahaha he is trying to kill me

instead of getting nicky to text neil incessantly, andrew figures the best way to get neil accustomed to his phone is to sext him. 

He’s – not wrong.

anonymous asked:

Have you done any fight fics? Just curious if you have in he past, cuz I know you aren't taking requests 😄

ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO KILL ME WITH THIS ANGST??? I’m kidding! hahaha I’m a sucker for angst (as you all probably know by now) and I think I have a few fics that you might like!

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Yuuri and Victor Fight

First Fight by apollosoyuz, Gen, 2.4k
The first time they fought was loud and then quiet. In which Yuuri panics and blames Viktor, and Viktor doesn’t realize the impact his petty response will have on Yuuri until it’s too late. Fluffy ending!

Break the Cycle by SigmundFreud, Explicit, 26k
College AU where ex boyfriends Yuuri and Victor can’t stay away from each other. LOTS of mutual pining, arguments, miscommunication, and, of course, angst. Thumbs up!

Submerge by cryingoverspilledvodka, Mature, 38k
The pining and angst is real in this one! Full of angry Yuuri and an equally frustrated Victor. Takes place after their first argument. Relationships aren’t easy, and Victor and Yuuri are no exception.

selfish by MissSpock, Gen, 1.9k
“…Aren’t you going to stop me?” He hated how his voice wobbled and cracked, and he had to fight to keep the tears in his eyes.
Yuuri’s brows creased. The mist had cleared from the lenses of his glasses and he looked at Victor with confused, amber eyes. “Why should I? It seems as though you’ve come to a decision.” Role reversal of ep 11. *sobs*

Until My Feet Bleed and My Heart Aches by Reiya, Explicit, 166k (WIP)
Pretty sure everyone’s read this one… but if you haven’t, do! Rivals AU where Yuuri’s main goal, ever since he was a child, is to beat Victor and win the GPF. SO MUCH ANGST (like, so much) and deliciously hot, hot, hot! You might die from reading this… it’s that good. My personal favourite!

Trouble in Paradise by DarkDemon, Gen, 1.3k
After their first fight as a couple, Yuuri feels absolutely horrible and tracks Viktor down at the rink so they can talk about it. Thumbs up!

turbulence by fan_nerd, Teen, 1.9k
Yuuri could get frustrated and tired and impatient, but he’s never called Victor out of his name. He’s far too polite for that. The word idiot rings in Victor’s head like he’s been slapped. They fight, they make up!

Nerve Endings by Phyona, Explicit, 47k (WIP)
When Yuuri moves in with Victor in St. Petersburg, they have to work through Yuuri’s anxiety and Victor’s secrets to find their balance. LOVE THIS FIC OMG!

Hold Me Tight by smudgesofink, Teen, 11k
To say that Victor is touchy-feely is the understatement of the century. So when Victor just stops touching Yuuri, without explanation, without reason, it makes for a painfully jarring experience. It’s all fluff… then goes straight into the depths of angst.. *cries*

The Argument by Woubazoid, Not Rated, 1.1k
Viktor wants to pick a fight. Fluffy!

From The Moon by ButterBeerBitch, Mature, 4.8k
That one time Victor finds out why Yuuri has never let him inside his bedroom because….well, we all know why… happy ending!

Of Glass and Gold by smudgesofink, Teen, 4.4k
In which Victor is gold–magnificent, breathtaking, brilliant–and Yuuri is glass–transparent, thin, breakable. Great fic!

Anything You Want by Flightless_Bird, Teen, 2.6k
Victor’s heart stung. He knew that he shouldn’t get annoyed when he was clearly in the wrong; but it still hurt to think that Yuuri believed a few flashing cameras were more important to Victor than him. Love this!

Nut Jokes (Jason Todd x Reader)

Nut jokes involving Jason Todd.

You have been warned.

-“That’s disgusting y/n.”

-“What, Healthy food?”

-“Yeah, but you didn’t roast the almonds?”


Jason sighed and stretched his arm out to grab one of the raw almonds in the bowl. He turned it over and over in his hand looking at it with a disappointed feature.

-“You couldn’t bring chips.”

-“You’re a vigilante. Eat healthy”

With another disappointed sigh he slowly brought the almond near his mouth. Right when he was about to drop it in you threw another one in. Surprised, Jason started to cough violently. He looked at you with a ‘are you trying to kill me’ expression. You merely held up another almond asking if he wanted another one.

After a final cough he managed to swallow the two almonds.

-“y/n I almost died choking on 2 nuts…. pffff.”

-“Jason don’t you dare start laughing.” You began.

By then Jason was crutched over in laughter. Sure he was the legal age to be a adult, but he sure didn’t act like it.

He couldn’t breath because of a nut joke.

-“How many nuts do you think I-I can hahaha..”

-“I’m going to put twenty in your mouth if you don’t shut up.”

-“Tw-twenty n-nuts in my mouth.”

It didn’t seem like he was going to stop laughing anytime soon. You got up and headed towards the fridge. Looking at its contents inside you pulled out some almond milk. Grabbing two glasses you set it down on the table.

By then Jason was sprawled out on the couch. Face red and chest slightly heaving. He seemed to calm down a bit from his nut laughing joke. He looked over to see what you were drinking. He looked at the carton and then to you. The smallest smirk was on his face as he turned his body towards you.

-“Y/N you want to know why they call it almond milk?”

You looked at him skeptically. He seemed back to normal, but that earlier smirk… He was hiding back a smile.

You gave in.

It’s not everyday he laughs this much.

-“Why?” You asked in the most monotone voice ever.

-“Because th-they didn’t want to call it… nut juice.”

After that comment Jason erupted in laughter and fell back into the couch. You merely watched him laugh until he couldn’t with a smile on your lips.

Tags: @onmiontko  @hamsterforlive

Nobunaga Oda Ikesen parody

“HAHAHA! Wtf are you from 500 in the future?”
“What kind of story is that anyway?”
“If you try to escape then I’ll gotta lock you up in the dungeon.”

I made this because of Gintoki and Nobunaga Ikesen are share same voicer and that’s Tomokazu Sugita(OMG HE’S MY FAVE SEIYUU *SQUEALS*) so reference is taken from Gintama episode around 202
whooops I think I missed something on this pic OwO);;:

anonymous asked:

Can you do a fanfic where MC thinks Zen has been cheating on her and tries to commit suicide with White and Dark chocolate endings?

So good that you liked the idea of dark and white chocolate. :3

I like the Idea of the butterfly effect (that one simple action can change everything) so it’s good to write different endings, it is fun.

Dark chocolate: Angst, trigger warnings,

White chocolate: Fluff?, trigger warnings.

P.S I change the “why” 



You have been acting weird lately.

Sometimes you don´t want to eat, you say that is because you don´t have time and your work is overwhelming you.

Sometimes you don´t want to hang out like the old times and you just go to sleep.

You were always challenging yourself and we use to do work out together but now you’re always tired.

Maybe your work is too much…

I try to do surprise romantic dates…but you never come to the house until after 1am.

You don´t know this but one time you said you were going to come early to the house and you didn´t , I bought your favorite food and went to your job but…you weren´t there…

Sometimes I think you don´t like me anymore…Or maybe I´m being too melodramatic as you say…

Flash back.

-Zen coma to you and said “Mc“

-You were on the computer “I´m working…” you said in a monotone voice

-“It will just take a minute.”

- You take off your glasses and turn around “What?”

-“I found a line on this new script, that I want to dedicate to you” he  closes his eyes to put himself in character “I can go corny and say That your lips taste the same way that when I kiss you in my dreams”


-“Ahmm…well. Maybe it doesn´t sound that good translated, but the director said It comes from a very beautiful song and it-“

-“I mean that if you are done?”

-“…”His surprised by your abrupt way to say it “ye-yeah…”

-“Ok.” you put your glasses on again and start to type in your computer with no reaction

End of flash back.

I don´t like when you push me away, or maybe I´m a just want attention like you to say…but is true I want…no, I need your attention, I want that your beautiful eyes look at me because is the only reflection where I don´t see myself, is where I see my love for you…I want you, I need you…

I thought this will be just a phase and when you finish your work project, you would be like before but this is going for a long time…

I will talk to you, after my Interview for the new role.

White chocolate:

-“Zen?” a girl called Zen


-“The director is a little bit late but he will be here at any moment.”

-“No problem”

*Horaes later*

-A short man comes through the door and yell “I´m here”

-“Director….”  The girl said

-“yeah yeah I now I´m late but my son got sick and vomit all over me and I had to take him to the hospital and then a dick hit my car ´accidentally´, we had a problem and we argue and this shity bastard slap me, THE BICH SLAP ME!. Let´s just say I had a bad day…”

-“I´m sorry to hear that, director”

-The director took the papers that the girl had “This is the last interview?”

-“yes! His name is Zen and personally, I think he is really talented and…” the girls suddenly stop



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-“Control yourself. You have to be professional”

-“Sorry…” she said to the director and then when to a door and open it “Zen you are next”

-“Thank you” Zen got up and followed the girl.

-“Ok Zen look at the camera and …did you learn the part of the script that we send to you?” The director said to Zen

-“Yes, sir.”

-“Well, give you best shot”

- he closes his eyes to put himself in character “When I was younger I wasn´t afraid of anything, I thought If I had to die there will be no problem with me at all…but then I meet a woman that change everything. I started to think that I wanted to survive and for the first time the Idea of death began to scare me, I never felt that kind of feeling …always paralyzed”

-“and where is she now?” the assistant said part of the script

-“…”Zen look at the camera with eyes of pain “She…faded it off somewhere-“

-“Stop!” the director shout

- “pardon?”

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- “You have the role…”

- “Ahhh what?”

- “Look the dialogue is 30mins long and I don´t have the time,  my son is in the hospital. And just that line you interpreted was wonderful, you latterly made me gay for 1 minute and I almost tear up” The director said with a straight face. “Plus, my assistant here says that you are very talented and I trust her. So…you have the role.” The director got up from his seat “See you tomorrow at 5. Oh and take this” He gave Zen a bunch of papers “is the full script of the musical. I will give you a quick idea of what is about because people think is about a guy that is talking to an angel but in reality is a guy talking to his dead girlfriend that killed herself…”

-“Killed herself?”

-“Yeah, she suffered from depression and just one day she changes from a very energetic girl to someone that didn´t have time or energy to do anything.”

-“Just like that?”

- “Of course not. She was depressed years before but she hide it from everyone and the real 3 stages that she passed were,1 the normal when nothing happened and she was herself,  2 trying to hide it with a fake smile and energy that she didn´t have, and 3 the boom! Where she couldn´t handle it anymore and pay back all the energy that she used before and then… she committed suicide…So…tomorrow at 5…ok?”

- “…” Zen entered into deep thinking

-“Zen?” the assistant said worriedly

- “Yeah! Yes sir. At 5” Zen grab his jacket and walk to the exit without saying goodbye

- Zen entered to his house freaked out by what the director told him “Mc?” Zen scream your name hoping you were home to talk to you. But the silence was the only one that responds “mc?” he dropped the script and walk around the house to tried to find you. When he got to the bedroom he heard water that was dropping from the bathroom. “Mc are you there?”  Zen knock the door several times. “MC!” He keeps calling you but nothing. Zen gave a few steps back and with his leg kick the door with all his force making the door get open.

-Zen run to the bathroom and saw you with your clothes on, in a full bathtub, water all over the floor. You were drowning…

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Zen pull you from the water and took you in his arms “mc…” he took you face “Mc! Respond!” moving you, shaking you, everything that came to his mind. He took your wrist to take your pulse Low but still there “please” tears were running down Zen face and with his shaky hands put you on the floor and he began performing CPR on you, tilting your head back and lifting your chin. Pinch your nose, cover your mouth with his , and gave 2 breaths. Zen Watch to make sure the chest was rising.

-And finally, you spit water and woke up taking a big chunk of air and then Coughing more water.

- Zen could finally breathe again and gave a big sigh of reliving. He didn´t say anything and just gave you a big hug

-“Why?” you said with little force “Why you didn´t leave me to die”

-“Because I´m an egoist that want you alive”

-“let me go” you move with your little force you had

-“No!” he didn´t let you go

-“You don´t know what I´m going through”

-“Exactly, I don´t know but I want to. Please…”He grabs your head and forces you to see him at his beautiful cherry red eyes “I swear to protect you,  I´m your knight let me protect you, mc…”

Dark chocolate:

-“Zen?” a girl called Zen


-“The director is a little bit late but we will be here at any moment.”

-“No problem”


-“ yeah yeah I now I´m late but You won´t believe what happened!”

-“What happened?” the girl respond

-“My son had a date with a cute girl and when I took him to the restaurant, I found out that…you know who is Andrew aka ´The king´?”

-“Yes, the famous British actor”

-“Well, He is the brother of the date of my son! So I talk to him since we were not going to leave two teenagers alone…and I talk to him about the musical and he loved it! So I gave him the role”



-“he is a really good actor too. I´m sure of that!”

-“and he is famous?”

-“Well, he is not as famous as Andrew but…”

-“Just say to the kid that the role is taken, ok?”

-“Yes…” the girl said with her head down


-“The director is ready?”

-“I´m sorry to say that the role is taken…”

-“What but?” Zen was confused


-“No don´t worry…sometimes happens…thank you anyways.” Zen took his jacket ready to leave

-“Zen!” the girl stop Zen

-He turned around and said“Yeah?”

-“I´m a big fan of yours”

-“thank you?” so out of the blue

-“Do you mind if…I can bother you with a beer?”


-“I know you have a girlfriend…is just that I will not see you and this will be my last opportunity to ever see you again like this…” She heard silence and panicked “But if you don´t want to that is ok-“

-Zen interrupt the panicking girl and said “Yeah! Let´s go for a beer”

-“Thank you!”

In the bar

-“nice bar…” Zen looks at the place

-“It´s one of my favorites”

- And then Zen grab his beer and took a big sip “Mmmhhh…And the beer is delicious”He looked down and said “I used to go with my girlfriend in bars like this to watch football”

-“She wasn´t one of those girls that hated this types of places?”

-“No, actually she loved this…” he smirk by the good memories

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-“And now?”

-“She doesn´t have time…”

-“That´s sad…”

-“Well, she had been different”


-“She never has time, she doesn’t like the cheesy things I give to her anymore, she doesn´t talk to me, comes late home-“


-“What the fuck did you just said?” Zen turn around to see who said that

-“Zen don´t listen to him he is just a drunk dude” the girl tried to calm the water


-Zen was trying to not kill him


-“Shut up!” Zen got up and tots the chair


-Zen got closer to the guy and grab his shirt and whisper “Say something else and I will crush your teeth”

-“You hear that?” The dude put a face of crazy “I can hear her moans from her ahhh~ ahhhh~”

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-“ZEN!” the girl scream

-“I´m going” Zen didn´t even grabbed his jacket and just left


-why is so difficult to open this stupid door when I´m drunk “MC!” why is she not answering “Hey!” O fuck I almost hit the coffee table but where is she “I want to talk with you” Maybe she is in the bathroom “Can you open the door!” why she doesn´t open the door? “What? Are you not talking to me?”FUCK “MC!”Uh fuck everything is moving I will sit down “YOU KNOW WHAT!  I can handle anymore this…I love you but I don´t know what is happing you with you, so I will give you time…”Yeah, time cures everything “When you are ready to talk to me…I will sleep in a hotel so don’t worry…”I´m getting up uff this is hard “Maybe tomorrow I will come to grab my things…”

And Zen left the place…

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Why I Like Each Battleborn
  • Ambra: "I will not rest until every shirt on this planet is tucked the f*ck in!"
  • Attikus: L I G H T N I N G C L A W S
  • Benedict: redneck hawk with a rocket launcher. the only way that could be more American is if he were an eagle
  • Boldur: the pure, effervescent confidence (please play The Experiment)
  • Caldarius: "I don't need your help." *giant ship appears* "I might need a little help."
  • Deande: super casually betrays her entire faction
  • El Dragon: "El Dragon explodes"
  • Galilea: is basically corrupted Athena and has Legend of Zelda refs
  • Ghalt: is pretty much what Roland should've been in BL2
  • ISIC: "Come on, try to kill me. Hahaha, I f*cking dare you."
  • Kelvin: literally removes his heart and shows it to people
  • Kleese: the wet blanket of the group
  • Marquis: frickin one-hands a sniper rifle. why even?
  • Mellka: badass half-space-elf Moxxi
  • Miko: had his head torn off and just walked it off
  • Montana: "stAWP!"
  • Orendi: Ashley Burch
  • Oscar Mike: "Drop and give me three! One! Two! Uh-six! Sh*t!"
  • Phoebe: actually cries about having to sacrifice a sentry bot
  • Rath: did you even see him flip out in the intro animation?
  • Reyna: best space mom
  • Shayne & Aurox: "Shayne and Aurox, teen detectives! Tell your friends." "We are nOT DETECTIVES!"
  • Thorn: dat eyeroll
  • Toby: "Oh god I am SO sorry for cursing geez ohman."
  • Whiskey Foxtrot: "Pro tip: organs work best when inside the body!"
MAGI 337  Full Translation

Disclaimer: i only to this for fun, to share it with you guys, and to practice my japanese :) which is very basic so keep in mind that i could be completely mistaken in some parts.  This is just a fan translation of incomplete spoilers ( Complete in this case) so: Don’t forget to support the official releases of Magi!

Source: Pics from Tieba Baidu / Imgur Link( full set) and  texts from Netabare ^^

By @maumauxmau and me ^^


The final chapter of the maximal response!!
Aladdin, Alibaba & co make their way into the sacred place in order to defeat the one who became god, Sinbad.

Night 337 “ The conviction of Wrath and Heroes”

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Digimon Adventure tri. - Chapter 4: Loss | Thoughts

So … I thought it was pretty good? I did read a few spoilers and people seemed to think it was really, really bad. So maybe because I expected it to be so bad that when it wasn’t that bad, I thought it was pretty good? If I were to rank the films so far, from best to worst …

3 (Confession), 4 (Loss), 2 (Determination), 1 (Reunion).

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In my mind, this is how the twins will probably greet each other on their birthday. And Alyn, being the tsun that he is, will also try to avoid having an awkward fluffy conversation with his twin bro. Leo will understand. Hahaha i must be insane to be harboring such scenarios…. but I can’t help it. This is my gift to these two adorbs. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE CRAWFORD TWINS! 😘😘 you may kill me after this. 😂😂😂

[Characters belong to Cybird]

anonymous asked:

What would the 2ps do if their s/o found THEIR baby album?

2p America: Well, sh*t

2p England: Doesn’t mind in the slightest and tell s/o allllll about it

2p France: smokes with annoyed look on his face

2p Russia: Light blush, little stuttering, trying not to show how embarrassed he is

2p China: LMFAO! The story behind this one is HILARIOUS! tells s/o about it

2p Canada: Cursing Oliver for making these in his mind

2p Italy: Doing his best to distract and take the album from s/o while making a mental note to yell at Flavio for making this later

2p Germany: HAHAHA These bring back memories!

2p Japan: Going to kill Zao

2p Romano: AWWWWWWWWWWWW wasn’t I like the cutest bambino ever!?!

2p Prussia: Blush blush blushy blush

2p Austria: Ah yes, it is me, destined to become GREAT!

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On second thought. detonating the entire storehouse filled with whiskey and flammable liquids seemed like a good idea at the time. He’d been caught out trying to steal and since he wasn’t in his element. needed a game changer before that damn moonshiner took a shot with his own crossbow.

So he lit a match.

After the initial adrenaline and psychotic glee at outsmarting the brewer and killing him wore off. his laugh began to taper into a scream as he reached the apex of his flight arc. and began to plummet to the earth.


And with a CRACK and a CRUNCH of tree branches. multiple exclamations as a branch gave way and his decent continued. eventually. his crossbow’s sling got caught on a particularly sturdy branch. leaving him hanging around 25 feet from the ground.


“…I uh… “

He wiggled. trying to free himself from his own sling. and failing.

“I’m stuck.”

He crossed his arms. looking around for anyone that might be nearby.

“Well shit.

Villains -RtS appreciation week day 2.

Karen Chance has such an amazing way of writing all of her characters that they are so intricately layered and pull different emotions from the reader at different times in a book/the series. With everything from Cassie’s view, this is often amplified. I just finished rereading everything up to RtS, and the first time Pritkin enters the story, I remember how I near hated him. He wanted to kill/capture Cassie and what was he doing in my story! (Hahaha how naive of me!) But KC builds these stories and backgrounds to each main/supporting character, that makes it difficult to keep (some) of them in classic villain/hero categories. Like Gertie. In my heart, I know she’s not a villain, but God damn did I hate her! She’s just trying to do her job, and this crazy chick is tearing through time, making out with some mage, and is half naked all the time; but she was keeping Cassie and Pritkin apart and I hated her and her cherries for it. And then there is Rosier (who I’m choosing as my pick). I absolutely love the evolution of Rosier throughout the series. He is a self centered bastard of a demon, who only cares about himself, and keeping himself in power, and he is going to use his son to do it. He went from actively trying to kill Cassie and get his son back to hell, by any means necessary; to grudgingly helping her track his son’s soul through time and bitching all the way; to sacrificing himself to not only save his son, but basically the world. And along the way we learn more about the struggles that he went through, and he learns about Pritkin’s past from Cassie, and he starts to believe in her and give her advice that she really needs.

“Did you think there was a tick to it? Cassie do you think anyone is ever prepared for a job like yours?…I came to be glad that I didn’t know what I couldn’t do…It was desperation, but it worked. And when desperate gambles work, they call them brilliance. Do it enough and people start believing that you always can, that you always will. They follow people like that. They write legends about people like that.”

This parallels the struggles that Cassie has been facing so much, it’s totally different scenarios, but they are both leaders with no clue what they are doing, just winging it. And if Rosier can do it, so can Cassie. And Rosier still is, and always will be an ass, but he is no longer a villain to me. He made the ultimate sacrifice for his son, is more of an ally to Cassie now than anything else, and I think he will be instrumental in the upcoming books when the demons join the battles to come. Plus he’s going to be her father-in-law, and I love their interactions.

anonymous asked:

What are your top 5 Sango moments in the series? Or top 10 or top anything haha


Well first of all thank you for giving me some options to work with…. bc idk if a top 5 is possible for me. I just. I can’t narrow down all the moments in which I felt personally victimized by Sango in the best way. SO A TOP 10 IT IS (in order of occurrence i guess?!):

1. Sango’s introduction, everything from seeing her happy and with her family and community, to the night where she lost everything. The confidence she exudes when she rolls up to the centipede youkai and slays it, the encouragement she gives Kohaku before they set out on their mission at Kagewaki’s castle, the hurt and confusion when she sees her brother lose control  and massacre everyone and then snap out of it, crawling over to him as he lay dying and trying to make him feel less scared and more safe before she nearly dies too.

2. Sango learning about who destroyed her village, swearing with every fiber of her being that she’ll kill the one responsible, willing to travel however far to Inuyasha while she’s nearly dead and relying on a shikon shard so she can show up and kill him based on a rumor alone because she is full of vengeance.

3. Sango stealing tessaiga to bring to Naraku in exchange for Kohaku’s life - flying at Naraku in her traveling clothes with nothing but her arm blade and then facing Kohaku, who’s cutting her up and she still smiles at him and shows him kindness because he’s her little brother before anything else. Sango crying at how the group wants her to stay with them, how the group still wants anything to do with her after that.

4. Sango deciding to kill Kohaku and then herself because it’s the only way for them to both be free, because she’s vulnerable and it hurts and she can’t do this anymore; Sango yelling at Inuyasha for stopping her before she ends up thanking the gang because she didn’t kill her brother that night, and they’ll never know they saved her from killing herself that night, either.

5. Sango being possessed by the succubus youkai and attacking Miroku and fucking his entire shit UP. “You are scary as hell as an enemy.”

6. Sango during the Shima arc, gradually becoming more and more annoyed each time she has to say “it’s alright, it was in the past, right?” Until she can’t take it anymore because it doesn’t matter if it was the past, it still hurts and she won’t settle for anything less than she deserves. Plus Sango shooting Miroku the “drop dead, idiot” look. GOD

7. Sango confronting the demons inside hiraikotsu to repair it, unable to promise hiraikotsu that she won’t destroy it again – because if it means she’s unable to save the man she loves because of a promise she made, she couldn’t live with herself. “I have no intention of dying! I want to live with Houshi-sama. He gives me the strength to live. I want you to fight alongside us and give us your strength!”

8. Sango attacking Naraku for the first time after hiraikotsu was repaired; Naraku trying to taunt Sango by saying how Kohaku’s been avoiding her all this time on his own, Sango shooting back with how she’s known that, but they won’t die and she won’t stop fighting until he’s free of his pain. And then she hurls hiraikotsu at him and he’s like lmao did you think this would work against me now— and IT CUTS HIM THE FUCK UP AND HE CAN’T REFORM HAHAHA BITCH U THOUGHT!!!

9. “Aneue… is it okay? For me to live?” “You have to live, Kohaku. Live, and overcome it.”

10. Sango willing to kill Rin, an innocent child, because Naraku (an illusion) was using her tiny unconscious body as a “gotcha” shield against her, and killing Naraku would mean this would finally all be over and Sango is the type of person that will do a n y t h i n g for the people she cares about and she had to take the shot and SANGO WAS GONNA!! KILL!! RIN!! OH MY GOD

Honorable mentions: Sango going balls to the wall against that bear spirit in “Only You, Sango” (it’s filler but it’s accurate af); Sango ready to die with Miroku in Mt. Hakurei and again inside Naraku (these are more MirSan moments rather than being Sango-centric so I left them out but rest assured I l o v e them); “If it were me, I’d push him off a cliff and make sure he couldn’t walk” (fun fact: I used to watch fansubs back in the day when reliable subs weren’t really available, and the fansub I watched for this episode had her saying “If it were me, I’d push him off a cliff and break all three of his legs” oh my god); Sango telling Inuyasha to sit; “Sango, is it my imagination, or have you been a bit… prickly recently?” “IT’S JUST YOUR IMAGINATION.”; “Oh, that’s just something I ask of every woman I meet.” “Well, you never asked me…”; Sango attacking Kohaku during the rat youkai arc because he’s gone too fucking far this time, possession or not, but she still saves him in the end because it’s Kohaku for god’s sake; Sango’s fight against Kirara in the 1st movie; someone please stop me

CAP (Teen Top) Friend’s With Benefits

(omg why did you have to make me think about this?!?! Did you know cap is my bias? Like are you trying to kill me?!!? hahaha <3)

  • he’s the type to be blunt and straight to the point when he wants you
  • though you aren’t dating, to him you’re his girl
  • he the type to be extremely giving in bed
    • but at the same time, he wants you to return the favor
      • and you always do
  • he loves being close to you
  • and not just like sexually
  • he loves holding hands, hugging you from behind, just being cute and flirty
  • but behind closed doors, he throws the cuteness out the window
  • he’s such a tease
  • like all the time
  • he’s always sending shirtless pictures
  • or suggestive texts
  • and when you reply, he stops sending things
  • forcing you to wait until he gets home
  • the other guys act as if you two are a couple
    • you sometimes wish you were
    • but it wasn’t that simple
  • CAP just seemed like the type who wouldn’t ever settle down
  • this made you sometimes question why you didn’t just move on to someone who would actually be proud to be your boyfriend, and say they were taken
  • but at the same time, you can’t imagine not being with CAP
  • and he sometimes has these feelings
  • but he’s afraid of things changing once you two finally decided to put a label on things


  • Andrew jolts awake, not because of any of his own nightmares, or because of their cats moving about (they were left outside the room because Andrew and Neil were doing the do before) but he wakes to a distressed Neil mumbling in his sleep
  • His body tenses and his heart sinks as he catches on to Neil’s words which are mumbles of “no… Andrew…no..don’t… no… stop…”
  • He swiftly gets up and out of his side of the bed, Neil not waking up though he usually would, and switches on the lamp
  • He lights up and takes a drag of a cigarette in attempts to calm the build up of anger and disgust turning in on himself
  • He refuses to touch Neil right now
  • If Neil’s saying no to Andrew in his dream… 
  • Andrew hates that he knows the horror Neil may be dreaming about, hates even more that Neil is dreaming of him as the monster, of the people he promised he would never be like
  • “Abram, wake up, you have to wake up,” he rasps, at least he tries to but his voice, for once, fails to be loud enough
  • He nudges the pillow in favour of touching Neil but Neil just gets louder
  • “Andrew… stop… No, don’t…” Neil strains in his sleep and Andrew feels horribly sick 
  • “The babies… stop…” Neil says next and Andrew starts, quirks an eyebrow and waits, his heart thumping loudly in his ears
  • “Stop him… Andrew… stop… don’t… don’t kill… our…babies…”
  • At this point Andrew is for one: fucking relieved he’s not violating Neil in his dream/nightmare, two: he hates Neil, and three: he can touch Neil now
  • Andrew kneels at the side of their bed by Neil and slides his hand under and behind the back of Neil’s neck, rubbing gently while he whispers his name softly but just loudly enough to get through to him
  • At that, Neil stirs, his unconscious ramblings turning into slurred words as Neil’s mind slips into consciousness
  • “Don’t kill... our…babies? Wh—huh?” Neil finds himself saying and sniffs, tears brimming in his eyes
  • He becomes aware he’s being held by Andrew and takes a moment to wipe at his eyes. “Andrew…what?”
  • “I should be asking you that,” Andrew huffs and flicks Neil’s forehead but then wipes at the stray tear that falls from Neil’s right eye
  • “Why are you out of bed?” Neil croaks and lifts the covers up for Andrew
  • Andrew puts out his cigarette and slides back on his side of their bed
  • “You were having a nightmare…” Andrew says
  • “Yeah, a really fucking weird one,” Neil sighs and relaxes at Andrew’s side
  • “Mm, about our babies, you were saying,” Andrew states and at that, Neil curls into Andrew chest and groans
  • Andrew can tell Neil’s blushing hard just from the heat that emanates from his skin
  • “They… the Moriyamas…they were going to kill our babies…” Neil finally explains after a few moments pass and Andrew hums in question. 
  • “You’ll never have to worry about that in real life,” Andrew merely says and Neil curls further into Andrew’s chest
  • Andrew lets him
  • “It was…ah, um…actually, I meant our cats, that, um, they are—were—what I meant by…our babies…in my dream…” he mumbles against Andrew who would be laughing out loud right now if he were not the person he is
  • “Our ‘babies’?” Andrew huffs and Neil softly whines
  • “Dream me is an idiot…” Neil chuckles 
  • “And you are an idiot,” Andrew states but inches just that bit closer to Neil too 
  • Neil snorts and pulls back to smile up at Andrew, “yeah.” 

Yeah…just imagine that Neil had a dream about King and Sir about to be killed by the Moriyamas and he was hella distressed about it (I’d be too). This was a random-as thought while trying to sleep hahaha bye