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Do You Actually Belong With Alex Danvers Or Maggie Sawyer?
A Supergay quiz.
By Lauren Yapalater

More supergay quizzes, what did you get?

You got: Alex Danvers

Yes, she and Maggie are a cute couple…but…YOU and Alex are cuter. You need a tough chick who has a heart of gold, and will also definitely jump out of bed to go see what’s making that noise in the kitchen when you’re too scared to. Best part is you get to kiss the girl you want to kiss.

Source of gif: @alexdanversdaily

  • Suga: *exists*
  • everyone: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
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why is it so funny, Jongup?…

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Jojo, I love that girl, Yozakura, so much. She’s such a /mom/ and fite ready too. It kills me? Like after I won this fight, Katsuragi was saying how she enjoyed it [[she actually enjoys fighting, it’s not a perverse thing, from what I understand]] and Yozakura’s response was to say something like: “how much of a pleasure freak are you?” Then tell Katsu that their lessons aren’t over apparently, that they’re gonna come up with a long term plan so she’ll finally learn her lesson and no longer be a shameless pervert. Katsu was just stunned. lmao

Even when she was up against this super [sado]masochistic girl who called her “mommy” and asked for punishment…after being stunned she decided to play along? Like went all, “momma’s gonna punish you and bring you back to the side of good!!” 

I love her so much. lmao

What the signs farts smell like

Aries: sewage
Taurus: bad breath
Gemini: dishes that have been roasting in filthy water
Cancer: acid-y vomit and tears
Leo: hot trash
Virgo: yellow piss
Libra: eggs
Scorpio: wet dog
Sagittarius: boiling chicken
Capricorn: Cow poop
Aquarius: rotten milk
Pisces: fish market