hahaaa i have no excuse for this

lamilla things:
  • they compliment each other so well. and they’re the best power couple in the history of ever, they balance each other and know exactly what’s going on in each other’s lives because they, like, sit down and schedule with each other every week. disgusting.
    • they’re so??????? organized???? unnatural.
  • camilla has hard days/weeks fairly often (this girl has depression. fight me) and lardo makes her stop forcing herself to do things and sits her down and they take a bubble bath, or she paints on camilla’s back until cam falls asleep.
  • when lardo’s having a hard time, camilla puts on old music and makes her dance with her until she smiles. 
    • if it’s not going to work (and camilla can Tell), she makes hot chocolate and they cuddle and lardo cries it out and they fall asleep together
  • lardo is supremely bad at tennis, she hides this for a total of two days of bad excuses 
    • “oh i have my pre-pre art show planning/??? i would love to scrimmage some other time??" 
    • "i haven’t playe d in so long!! hahaaa!!!!!” 
    • “i thought paige wanted to practice today?? hit her up???”
  • camilla thinks she’s ridiculous because lardo just swings angrily in the vague direction of the ball and when she serves she hits the ball as hard as possible and it hits the bar of the racket and flies over the court fence every other time.
    • no amount of coaching will help this, but lardo is very happy to let camilla try ;)
  • camilla has the best handwriting in the world, it’s swoopy and even and easy to read. in comparison, her art skills are awful. 
    • lardo is the opposite. sometimes, even camilla can’t decipher what lardo’s gay love notes in her lunch say
  • the one artsy thing that cam does is painting ceramics, so lardo has a shelf of ceramic mugs and dogs and princesses that cam painted for her
  • lardo teaches a course on beginning figure drawing the year after she graduates and keeps some of cam’s awful art in her classroom
    • whenever a kid points at it and laughs like “hhaha miss duan made it, why is she teaching the class” lardo gives them such a piercing glare they never judge a person’s art again
  • camilla loves pinterest but she sucks at getting anything diy done so she’s just like “babe!!!!!! make this for me!!!!!!!!!!!!” and does hearteyes and lardo doesn’t know how to say no to that
    • so they have this useless shelf of diy projects that have no other homes but camilla doesn’t let lardo throw anything that she makes away so they just sit there
  • camilla brings home this ugly ass cat that she found at the animal shelter 
    • “why were you at the animal shelter anyway” “:(((((((((!!!!!” “ok fine”
  • lardo HATES THAT CAT because it’s mean and doesn’t share camilla with her when lardo wants to cuddle but she puts up with it anyway
  • also the cat’s name is Pussy so camilla has an excuse to scream that across the house