haha...ok

I do “suicidal jokes” all the time, it’s like i’m suddenly saying “i want to kill myself.” and everyone is like “haha, ok.” can’t you see i’m actually asking for help? maybe i’m too ashamed to admit it, but i do need help, i’m about to do hurt myself and I don’t actually know what to do, don’t laugh at my “joke”, talk to me, please help me.

realizing you’re on the ace spectrum like

“I’d hit that.” “You… you don’t even know them though??”

“Oh come on, everyone has a list of celebrities they’d totally have sex with if they had a chance.” “Haha yeah ok” *internally* what

"Ya so like for the past few years I’ve felt zero attraction to people I wasn’t friends with first?? Lol what’s up with that”

Why did you have to have sex with them?? Couldn’t you just hold it?? Like pee??

“You’ll meet someone who makes you feel like that someday, don’t worry” “……sounds fake but ok”

“Sex is an important part of a relationship! Everyone has sexual needs!” “….sounds fake but ok”

“Dude that girl is so hot” “I know right?? Look at her fucking eyeliner. Goals. The fuck.” “No I meant like… look at that ass” “Are we looking at the same person are you really focussing on her ass look at how visually appealing her outfit is and dont you dare fuckin tell me that eyeliner isnt fierce as hell

“Aesthetic attraction and sexual attraction are two different things” *puzzle pieces vERY RAPIDLY FALLING INTO PLACE*

*staring at the ceiling at two-thirty in the morning* i could die a virgin and i would regret absolutely nothing

“What’s your ideal girl like?” “Uh… my best friend?” “Oh cute, you want your girlfriend to be the one who knows you best!” “No I meant I am literally only attracted to my best friend she is my ideal girl please help I am dying”

“We’ve been dating for six months and we still haven’t had sex!!” “Have you marathoned Star Wars together yet?” “Yeah we did that like two weeks ago” “Well what more do you want

*thinking about an attractive woman* *dissecting my entire personality and sexuality to figure out why I’m attracted to her this time* is it the muscles. Oh my god is this a sex thing. Oh my god what the hell is this. Oh my god what the fuck is the wtf the fuck the fUCK

*Next day* Zarya could punch me in the face while eating me out and I’d let her but only because she’s a fictional character and therefore could literally never do that

*writing fanfic* ONLY CLOSE FRIENDS HAVE SEX BC ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE MAKES SENSE TO ME

(why is that tho. maybe i should look into that *doesnt look into it*)

“What do you find most attractive in a girl?” “Gotta love those strong emotional bonds” “No I meant like what’s a turn-on for you?” “DID I McFUCKING STUTTER”

*staring at the ceiling at two-thirty in the morning again* sexual attraction should be added to the cryptid wikia

“Yeah sex sounds like a great stress reliever and a nice way to strengthen the bonds between you and your partner(s)” “Well there’s more to it than that…” *The Arctic Monkey’s Do I Wanna Know starts playing in my head* “Haha ok buddy”

"There’s more to being ace than just not being interested in having sex or not feeling sexual attraction. In fact there’s a whole spectrum. You may even feel sexual attraction sometimes but still be ace. You can also be gay and ace at the same time.” “…bro.” “Also it’s totally normal.” *sobbing* “…bro. Bro there are words for it there’s an entire list oh my god-”

“-finally.”

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damn capes always getting in the way of memes!

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tfw you’re tired but it’s from doing something you love and being with your found family and being happy

i like to complain that aos!bones is so exhausted and tired and pls let him sleep but also i want to say that i think he’s happy out there in the black since he’s with those he loves and he’s helping people

  • Keith: Hey Lance, who do you like more, me or Hunk?
  • Lance: ...
  • Keith: Lance
  • Lance: ...
  • Keith: Lance, come on
  • Lance: Keith
  • Lance: I love you with all my heart
  • Lance: But you gotta understand
  • Lance: Keith
  • Lance: Keith put the knife down
  • Lance: KEITH IM SORRY

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CLOSET NERD OTABEK TEACHING YURI TO PLAY A VIDEO GAME BY PUTTING HIS HANDS OVER YURI'S AND THEY'RE BOTH A BLUSHING MESS

When he hears Yuri let out another curse at the screen, he can’t hold in the laugh that escapes him.

“Don’t laugh at me, asshole!” Yuri exclaims, turning his glare towards him. From the corner of his eye he can see the character finally out of his misery, and the glaring ‘Game Over’ screen that appears only makes Yuri even more ticked off.

To be honest, it’s cute. Not that he’d ever tell him that.

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this is one of my favorite yoonseok moments because of its ridiculousness. yoongi walked in during hoseok and tae’s broadcast and immediately started yelling about how happy hobi looked when he saw him and hobi was like “haha ok ok time to finish it V COME HERE”