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Confessions || C. H

A/n: This was requested quite a while ago and I’m sorry I didn’t do it faster but I tend to procrastinate haha.It might be a bit different than the request but none the less i hope you like it. Anyways tell me what you think of this and request me something if you’d like. btw, I am sorry for any mistakes this is another 3am work from me haha

Summary: Y/n gets drunk and embarrases herself in front of her crush. 

Request: yeah, by the amazing @calumizing

    “ could you write an imagine where y/n is drunk and she sees her crush, calum?? I think that could be quite hilarious”

Pairing: Y/n x Calum Hood

Warnings: None,I think


 Getting dragged to a party on a Thursday night wasn’t something that I necessary wanted to happen. But here I am, sitting on one of the couches in the living room that have been pushed to the wall to make a dance floor, looking around.

 It was a typical high school party, with loud music, grinding and people making out in random places all over the house and some probably even having sex in a random room.

 I’ve never been a big fan of parties only because I tend to get drunk and embarrass myself beyond belief.

 The friend that dragged me here was nowhere to be found, like always when she decided to make me go to these things but I was used to it. At least one of us was having fun. 

 Deciding that there was no use in sitting here and doing nothing for the whole party I went to the kitchen to get myself something to drink hoping I won’t do something stupid this time. Before I could do that, a red solo cup was pushed in my hand and when I looked at the person who gave it to me I saw no one other than one of my friends, Luke.

 “Looked like you needed it” he shouts over the loud music. I smile a bit and nod as if to say thank you. 

 Taking a sip of what turns out to be vodka from the cup I look up only to notice that Luke is now gone, probably went to find his friends and play a drinking game like they usually do at this time in the party. 

 After a few more drinks I’m a giggling mess dancing with random people, not that drunk to not understand what I’m doing or what’s happening around me but not that sober either.

 Swaying my body in the beat of the music I forget about everything around me and just focus on my moments, swaying my hips around and closing my eyes trying to forget about the mass of drunk teenagers around me.

 Suddenly, I feel lazy hands being placed over my hips and someone’s hard chest presses against my back.

 “you look good tonight” says a soft yet rough voice in my ear. The voice sounds so familiar yet I can’t put a particular face behind it in my sort of drunken state.

 “well thank you” I say and start dancing, the guys arms still around my waist holding me against him.

 He rests his head on my shoulder and I sigh. “what’s wrong?” he asks. “ I just wish you were someone else, someone I’ve imagined being this close to for a long time” I say still moving to the beat the music.

 “And who might that lucky bastard be?” he asks. “I don’t know if I can tell you that, I don’t even know who you are ” I say thinking if I should say anything. “It doesn’t matter who I am, I swear I won’t tell a living soul” 

 I sigh again “do you swear you won’t tell anyone? Swear to never tell this to anyone or you’re gonna know how it is when your infertile. I went to karate lessons when I was six so you better watch out mister” 

 I feel his body shake a bit and hear his breathy laughter in my ears “ouch, okay I swear I won’t tell anyone just don’t use your oh so amazing karate moves on me”

 I laugh too “ so there’s this guy, Calum Hood. God he’s amazing, he’s on the soccer team and let me tell you, he’s real eye candy. He’s toned and sporty and to top the fact that he’s so smoking hot, he’s smart too, and nice. But I always tend to embarrass myself beyond belief when he’s in 30 feet radius of me. I probably shouldn’t be telling this to a stranger but I’m kind of drunk and frankly I don’t give a shit at this given moment, although I might regret this soon.” I ramble on not even sure if the dude can even hear me over the music. 

 “Oh, and I’ve even dreamed of going out on a date with him….several times haha” I laugh “ that’s not even the craziest part, in summer I worked in a coffee shop and I was the only one left to clean up the place after it closed and I was dancing with a broom imagining it was Calum I even kinda kissed it, but I shouldn’t have told you that” 

 “Y/n…..” he whisperes.

 “oh, you know my name, by any chance, could I know who you are?” I slur, the alcohol fully taken over my mind.

 “you can turn around and find out”

 Eager to find out the guys identity, to who I just spilled all of my secrets, I turn around In one swift movement, the guys arms still around me and when I finally see the mystery guys face, my my face turns red. In front of me, holding me against his chest is Calum Hood.

 My crush.

 Oh dear cheezballs, what do I do now? Is it getting super hot in here or is it just Calum? Oh my god I just confessed to my crush while saying I was dancing with a freaking broom imagining it was him.

 “Holy shit, did I just-you-y-you’re omg can someone please dig me a grave so I don’t have to suffer” I mumble. 

 I move my hands to cover my red face, I can’t deal with this, how could I be so damn stupid, it just had to be Calum, of all the guys in this party, it had to be him.

 “Can we go somewhere more quiet?” I hear him yell. Unwillingly I nod my head and he leads me up the stairs and into a what appears to be a guest bedroom that surprisingly isn’t occupied by a drunken couple.

Calum leads me to the balcony and sits in one of the two chairs there. Hesitantly, I sit down on the other one and take a deep breath to try and calm down. 

 I get ready to hear him say about how he thinks I’m weird and that he wants me to stay away from him but all I hear is a deep laugh coming from him, probably laughing at me.

 “You know, I’ve never had someone confess to me like that haha, you’re pretty brave after a few drinks” he says smiling.

“I think you meant that I’m pretty dumb after a few drinks, god I’m so embarrassed right now” I say back.

 He laughs again. “what would you say, if I told you that I find you incredibly cute and beautiful and that I’ve been crushing on you too?” he asks unsure while scratching the back of his neck, his face turning in a light shade of pink.

 “since I’m kind of drunk I would tell you to kiss me bu-” I’m interrupted by feeling Calums lips against mine. 

 Wow. 

 After my mind registers what’s happening I move one of my hands to cup his face and the other against his chest, feeling his unsteady heartbeat against the palm of my hand.

 His lips are warm and soft, but slightly chapped, they’re moving against my lips in the perfect rhythm and I move closer to him. His one hand is around my waist and the other against my cheek. I can feel him smile against my lips and I smile as well, this doesn’t feel real.

 The moment is over soon, because like all humans we need to breath. We stay close tho, our foreheads touching, breathing hard. 

 “Am I better than that broom? He asks with a sly smirk on his face. 

 I grin “I’m not sure, you’re both pretty close”

 “oh really?” he chuckles.

 I nod, smirking. “ looks like I just need a bit more convincing” 

 He smiles and pulls my face closer to kiss him again.

4

Welp, looks like Yu, Kou and Daisuke are getting arrested

Dojima doesn’t mess around

lxyaltxafault  asked:

Lol Steve freaking out as soon as Thor lays a hand on his stomach like ‘nopity nope nope nope not happening thunderman nice try I know your tricks’ and then Thor is like ‘wut’ oh man A+ I love this and I love the fluff but I honestly cannot wait for the angst that is coming with the pirate AU like that’s some good shit ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ

oh man haha i literally laughed out loud writing that part with Steve and Thor. Like poor thor is just trying to cop a feel and all of the sudden steve is shouting things about “pregnancy” and “not today” and “condoms” 

so funny. 

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE PIRATE AU

(I may or may not post the first chapter today because i literally cant wait. this idea has stolen my soul)