I’ve been in sort of a weird mood where I’m sorta stressed out and paranoid for pretty much no reason?? (｡ŏ﹏ŏ) if my brain doesn’t stop acting up by tomorrow I might take a break from answering asks for a day or two maybe, idk
I am about just over 5'6 ½. I’m wearing boots with an inch heel, and suddenly I’m queen of the giants! *Looms over tiny coworkers* Worship me!!!
My employee and I are wearing the same outfit (we don’t have uniforms). We go to be the creepy twins from The Shining in front of friend. Big boss hears this and goes “That’s just wrong.” Not because creepy, but because she thought we were trying to ensnare friend into some weird Davito/Swarzenegger (because height difference, haha) threesome sex romp… She openly admitted this.
Every time I pick up my cup of coffee someone rushes in and asks me something.
Coworker asked me if the fiber in cardboard (literal cardboard) offset any poor consequences of eating said cardboard.
Overheard: It’s Friday out here, but it’s Monday morning in my heart … always.
Friend: “[Redacted] is a fucking pussy!” *Storms off*
Discovered that we’ve been doing something totally wrong … T’is alright, we’ve fixed it … sorta.
Soooooo, how’s it goin’ for you guys? It’s going to be quite the day here.
Haha that girl has a point it's actually weird af how you and some other people talk ab dylann like y'all know him
I never say they’re facts they’re only opinions based on what we know. It’s not my fault that yall think otherwise. Everything I’ve said about him not having friends is based on this sentence which he PERSONALLY said “I am in bed, so depressed I cannot get out of bed. My life is wasted. I have no friends even though I am cool. I am going back to sleep,”
So now tell me, do I still act like I know him?
Aweemowep is an inherently racist and anti-black meme. The Lion Sleeps tonight is a traditional Zulu song from the 1920s, from South Africa. Not only does the meme rely on "haha african languages sound weird" it treats Africa as a single country. Just because you're sorta allowed to deal with ancient Egyptian culture doesn't give you the right to coopt and even mock a totally different modern African culture from the opposite end of the continent and make jokes about how they're Egyptian. -Solo
I genuinely had no idea that Lion King song was anything but another Disney song tbh, thanks for letting me know
I don't know why, but I've always had a feeling that Jeffrey probably gives the best hugs, haha! And I think we all need more Jeff hugs in our lives! Could you possibly do a gif set or photo set of him hugging people? I hope that isn't too weird of a request, haha! I just think it'd be really cute! :D
fact lol the fans have confirmed jeff gives the best hugs!! it’s canon LOL Btw,
not a weird request at all, I’ll do it <3