There are so many amazing things going on in this menu, you guys.
“American Plate” *throws some shit on a plate* “This is what Americans eat, right?” I don’t know what I love more, the single piece of broccoli (well, this is an accurate depiction of the amount of vegetables Americans eat, I guess) or the THREE tortilla chips for eating your “avocado dip.”
“Of course those two make the perfect decisive end of your meal!” Awww, okay, that’s cute. Though…it’s “light and shadow vanilla and chocolate,” so I guess Kuroko is the chocolate, not the vanilla?? I’m all confused now.
(I SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST)
“Super Long Range Toast” “This super long shot can reach its target from the far end of the court (plate). It’s so long, your heartbreak is inevitable!?”