haha im funny

does anybody else,,,,get vaguely irritated,,,when people joke that tony stark’s only superpower is Being Rich. tony stark, genius engineer who became a superhero after building a weaponized suit of armour and the first miniaturized arc reactor to power it out of Scrap Metal In A Cave With A Gun To His Head after Major Surgery, that tony stark, his only power and skill is being rich it’s the only thing he’s good for haha good thing he’s around to contribute to the team in the only way he can which is With His Money haha i’m physically on fire

someone: Sonic the Hedgehog sucks

me: screencapped and emailed to my lawyer. she will have filed charges by tomorrow afternoon. By law we must allow you 48 hours to remove the offending material. If not you will be charged with deformation of character, libel, and criminal mischief, all misdemeanors. You will face a judge trial.

So in my biology class today, while learning about genetics, our teacher had us doing this activity where we simulated the process of how a person ended up with the genes and traits that they do using the parents genes. We were supposed to draw an end result of what they would look like with the genes that they got, and we were told to draw the full body only wearing a diaper so we could see all the traits. But somehow i missed the memo that we were supposed to draw a baby, so I ended up turning in a drawing of a ripped 27 year old dude only wearing a diaper, and now it’s hanging on the wall next to all the baby drawings. This is going to be an interesting rest of the year…