Imagine learning that in dwarvish culture that commenting on the size of Dwarf's hands is on par with saying something about his dick
*Thorin letting you try on his rings*
*rings fall immediately off your fingers*
Thorin: your fingers are so dainty my dear.
You : *huffily* but not everyone can have giant fucking yaoi hands like you, ya know!
Thorin:*doesnt know what yaoi means but is wearing the biggest shit eating grin ever*
Fili: haha you have tiny hands!
You : they’re still big enough to wrap around your neck.