hah what am i doing

Mike was never a big fan of Valentine’s day. To be quite fair, it may have been his least favorite day of the whole year. It was just a dumb day where his sister would rush off to school to be all grossly romantic with her boyfriend and his parents would be out all night on a romantic dinner that left Nancy to babysit both of the younger kids (her form of babysitting consisted of strict homework time, vegetables for dinner, and early bedtime. What fun) and kids at school teased him with insulting fake Valentine’s cards. The upside, if any, was the cheap drugstore chocolate that went on sale the next day, which he raided with his friends as they pooled their allowances together. With Eleven around, naturally, she had a lot of questions, most of which her best friends answered with enthusiasm and great detail. When she asked the dreaded Valentine’s Day question, Mike Wheeler felt his cheeks burning up before his friends could even open their big mouths in laughter or light teasing. To get out of the question unscathed, he quickly threw together an explanation with hearty emphasis on its stupidity and cheesiness, though quite aware of El’s dissatisfied expression. She didn’t press the matter, to his surprise, and they all went on with their month, dreading the lovey-doviness at school on that stupid holiday. As the day rolled around and the four boys locked their bikes onto the rack, Eleven pulled up quickly afterward—little pink bows and heart hairbands that Hopper had affixed into her curls and a wrinkled paper bag in the basket of her bike. She fished through the bag and proudly handed each of her best friends the specially personalized cards she made (construction paper hearts practically dripping in glitter and lace with carefully penned cheesy poetry and sentiments) along with full sized candy bars. Rolling their eyes playfully at the dorkiness, Lucas, Dustin, and Will hugged and high-fived and fist-pumped her in thanks as they ran off to class. For some odd reason, though, Mike noticed her utterly puzzled expression as she looked for his…. “Hey, El, it’s really no problem if you forgot mine. I’m just..uh…happy to spend the day with you. We can go the arcade or something after school,” he said easily, not really paying attention to the eery smirk appearing on her face. Eleven quickly kissed his cheek, shoved a Valentine into his hands, and chased after the boys before she was late to science class. Mike Wheeler was certain in that moment that his entire brain function shut down, as he could barely focus on the heart-shaped card long enough to read the flowy script on the front— “Roses are red, Violets are blue, Eggos are very sweet, But not as sweet as you”

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I’m the Deku who always does his best!

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anonymous asked:

Who do you think tops? Kai or Kyungsoo?

well, anon, i think it’s kai, bc im forever #teambottomsoo

and let me explain why

look at that majestic butt sway

i wonder what jongin would do if it was him who stood behind soo

just look at it, his butt looks so plump 

is it bad that i want to slap that butt?

and also we have seen how jongin eyeing that butt, btw ^this is the view that jongin enjoys

i wonder what he was thinking when he saw ksoo’s butt, why he giggled like that?

this too, near the end of the gif his body already turn to the left but his eyes still fixed on soo’s butt (he bit his lower lip when he looked at soo)

jongin was being very subtle here 

shake that booty

jongin plz (and for those who say “omg kai-oppa didnt stare at d.o-oppa, he looked at the floor!”, then why the fuck did he look away when ksoo got up?)

i heard that when we hug our friends (friend in the meaning of platonic friend, not we-are-friends-but-i-have-feeling-for-you friend), we tend to keep our crotch/genital area away from touching our friends’ body (whether the hug is back hug or front hug or side hug), jongin could just lean his upper body and create a little gap between soo’s butt and his crotch so they wouldnt touch, but he didnt, and pressed his crotch to soo’s butt instead,

idk what happened here, i guess this is just another pict that means nothing since camera angle and timing do powerful magic to our shippers’ eyes

tapping the butt

his crotch touched soo’s side

very subtle there mr.kim

kaisoo innocent hug? aww so cute

oh

lets see it from another angle

another reason why i think jongin tops is bc of his powerful hips trust movement

damn that hips movement imagine him grinding on soo with that move 

also i think soo likes it when jongin does the hip thrust 

look at how soo got so happy…

…when jongin did this

soo didnt fix his eyes on jongin’s butt, instead he focused on the whole movement (body wave)

near the end of the gif, when jongin turns around, soo’s eyes/gaze went down, did he look at jongin’s crotch? giggity 

there is this gif set when kaisoo doing hipsthrust when they were facing and eyefucking each other, sadly i cant find the gif in my stash folder but i bet y’all have seen it

another reason why i am in #teambottomsoo bc the way they latch on each other is different, this is prob just me being very biased about ‘who tops and bottoms’ ordeal, 

but i notice when soo latch on jongin, he clings on him, like um how do i explain this? umm, like he treats jongin as his fav big teddy bear (personally, whenever i see him does this [latch on jongin], he gave me clingy and needy koala impression)

they backhugged each other on those picts, but each pict gives me different impression, 

left pict = jongin had his right arm circling soo’s body (waist) - idk i interpret this as protecting back hug? like ‘this guy is mine’? idk how to explain it

right pict = soo rested his head on jongin’s shoulder, basically he leaned his body on jongin, his arms didnt hug jongin tightly (like jongin did in the first pict), i interpret this as seeking comfort back hug? like a lazy back hug, “let me lean on u babe~” idk how to explain it  (idk maybe im overhinking shit as always im deluded so i have the right to do so hah)

do u get what am i saying, man i need an expert here

while [imo] when jongin does this (latch on soo), he has this protective/territorial aura. he likes to drape his entire arm on soo and he also has manhandled soo a lot

omg i just notice ksoo held jongin’s hand 

sure he didnt hug/touch soo here, but he managed to separate yeol from soo with his shoulder

he didnt even do the thumb up pose, whats the point of showing off his hand on soo’s shoulder? they were taking picture, ppl will see it, it wouldl be uploaded/seen by lots of ppl, there were also fancams, imo he did this on purpose

manhandling bae

the point is i sense a lot of dominance from jongin in their relationship, not to mention he is the vigorous one in this ship, and he has this protectiveness instinct towards soo? like that BR event where ksoo fell and jongin ran to make sure soo was okay. also he seems to pamper/adore soo a lot (giving soo chen’s straw [chen didnt want to give it to soo, jongin took it from chen and gave it to soo], he has called soo cute few times, praising soo, when soo does something he has this loving stare [he often smiles when he stares at soo], like “awww”-ing, etc) 

there is a high chance that they switch, bc according to my gay friend, there are more “switchers” in the world (he used the term: ‘vers’ - which is derived from 'reverse’ - to call gay males who take turn) than those who do “only topping” or “only bottoming”

also, for me ksoo seems to be the type to enjoy bottoming, i think he wouldnt want to waste jongin’s hip thrust skill and i think he likes to be manhandled by jongin, beside jongin is one of the main dancers in the group, and i think he wouldnt want to hurt jongin’s bottom (he loves his jonginnie, mmkay?)

and um, my view of ksoo is that.. um, he is kinky and he seems braver to do this. lol it’s just that he seems to be quiet and dont talk a lot; and lots of ppl have said, “its always the quiet ones”

plus there is nothing manlier than taking a dick up in your ass (it takes some balls to do that, again no pun intended), i applaud for those who do the bottoming for their partners /claps/

anyway, i didnt intend to answer this with another super damn long bullshit essay. and sorry for this long post eh not really and sorry to the anon who had asked this for i have neglected your ask, please dont blame me, blame my assignments instead 

A/N: im deluded trash, so dont take my words seriously THEY COULD BE JUST A PAIR OF VERY VERY VERY VEEEERRRRYY CLOSE BROS who suck each other d I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT KOREAN MEN SKINSHIP RULES WE COULD BE WRONG PERHAPS THEY AINT TOGETHER PERHAPS THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ILLUMINATI TRICK 

btw tbh im glad there are lots of ppl who think kaisoo aren’t legit…less attention is better, they seem to be very private individuals, low-key is a must,

i see some ppl are angry on kaisoo tag, please dont feed those haters, just ignore them and be happy inside our delulu bubble, so what if people call us crazy trash? we’re happy this way and its not like those haters who have called us crazy know us irl anyway… it’s internet after all, haters are bound to exist. 

BONUS (why? bc i can): 

totatlly not staring while biting his lip

/gulped/

totally not asking for a kiss from jongin (look at him puckering his lips while he pointed at them and he glanced at jongin)

pointed his lips while puckering them, then sucking them in

still nibbling his own lips 

nibble nibble (did jongin see this shit? did he see how thirsty his bae was?)

totally not looking at each other lips (praise the caption)

the way jongin came to him like he wanted to kiss soo instead of whispering

i see soo’s nose tip touched jongin, that waving hand cant cockblock me from seeing them ha

an anon told me that jongin’s hair got pulled by soo’s lips (his hair stuck on soo’s lips cuz soo’s whispering method) and jongin leaned when soo did this

another version

nosetip

this is just a very casual thing to do between platonic friends

look at jongin pushed away soo’s hand from his [soo’s] knees, then jongin changed his stance (like he was ready to trap soo’s body with his legs), (un)fortunately yeol stopped them to go further (SUCH A COCKBLOCKER WHYYYYYYY GO HAVE FUN WITH BAEK U DORK DONT COCKBLOCK THEM)

maintaining eye contact

the caption says it all

why his hand on soo’s back tho?

mr.kim here seemed to enjoy soo’s singing and dancing

giggity 

i hope u understand why i put the bonus gifs in that particular order  ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )

i love this^ gif btw (the others backed away and jongin gave soo his butt) idk why this gif always makes me giggle

Tabimatsu: Happy New Year! The Story of Dreams! Story 1

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EP 001: Otoshidama Shougun to Mutsugo / お年玉将軍と6つ子
EP 001: The New Year’s Gift Money Shogun and the Sextuplets

by the time I’m posting this, I’ve unlocked 4 of the 5 skits in this event and oh my god you guys it’s adorable. we’ve got cameos from the secondary characters (which is a first since the halloween event and even then it was just totoko and iyami) and just the matsus being adorable in general. clearly they’re a lot more hyped for new year than they are for christmas.

a few notes before we begin: in japan, you receive gifts, usually money, to celebrate the new year, which oso whines about at some point in this skit. also, he mentions what exactly he wants to use it on, which I simply translated as “pachinko.” (in the original japanese text however, he’s talking about…a very specific type of pachinko? which I just didn’t know how to translate since I know nothing about gambling terms so I just…yeah).

anyway, without further ado, say hello to shogun hatabou!

Osomatsu: Hey—Are you guys ready?

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Zyglavis As A Daddy

I hope you all enjoy this cute story with Zyglavis ~ Elli
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Exhausted from being kept on your toes for weeks on end watching your toddler daughter, you decided you needed to have at least one day off and asked your husband, Zyglavis, if he wouldn’t mind watching over her for the day. Though busy, Zyglavis understood being a human you would tire easily, and agreed.

Kari had only just recently learnt how to walk and ever since has been up to more mayhem than ever before. Having the blood of a god running through her veins, Kari didn’t tire quite so easily and could keep up her troublemaking for hours on end. It was tiresome for one such as yourself, who was unfortunate to only be human.

“Make sure you can an eye on her. You never know when she may just disappear.” You give Zyglavis the run down of what to expect and to keep watch of; acting just like a paranoid mother. However, Zyglavis couldn’t take the day off work and instead brought all his paperwork home. He planned on doing them as he watched over his daughter, or so he hoped.

Zyglavis nods intently to everything you say before giving you a reassured smile and a quick kiss on the lips, “Everything will be fine. Just get some rest.” He replies in a soft tone and motions you to your bed. You watch Zyglavis close the door behind him with worry in your eyes. You couldn’t help but imagine the horrors that might await the unexpecting god. You did your best to get some sleep and before long you drifted off.
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“Be a good girl for me and stay right there.” Zyglavis says to his daughter as he places her on the floor besides him surrounded by some toys. He then goes to sit at his desk and get started on the paperwork.

Zyglavis diligently gets to work and makes sure to keep glancing at Kari to see she was still there. After some time passes and he sees she is still seated besides him playing with her toys he smiles in relief, “This isn’t so bad.” He smirks, thinking it isn’t anything like you were saying; watching over her wouldn’t be so bad. However, he soons learn he spoke too soon.

The next time Zyglavis glances over the spot where Kari sat previously is now empty. His eyes widen exponentially and he bolts upright from his chair and quickly scans the room while calling out her name. When he receives no response, Zyglavis, in a fluster, rushes through the house to find her.

“Kari!” Zyglavis exclaims in exasperation when he finds her sitting in front of the pantry cupboard and covered in flour. He quickly pulls the flour away from her and puts it on a higher shelf before turning to look at his flour covered daughter. She was beaming at him, smiling an innocent smile. Even Zyglavis found himself smiling a little as she was adorable with the flour covering her tiny cheeks and button nose.

“What am I to do with you? Hah…” Zyglavis shakes his head with a little sigh and picks her up, which also gets the flour all over himself. He briefly takes her outside to dust her and himself off before taking her back to his desk.

“This time you will stay here, okay?” Zyglavis instructs his daughter but she only giggles back at him, like she doesn’t quite understand what he means. This time, for extra precaution, Zyglavis snaps his fingers and creates a tiny barrier around her that he was sure she wouldn’t be able to escape from.

Again, it seems to work for some time until Zyglavis goes to check on her only to find her missing. “What?!” Zyglavis gasps in disbelief, he was utterly dumbfounded to see her missing. Once again Zyglavis bolts from his chair and hurries to find her.

This time she was in the bathroom. Zyglavis freezes when he sees that she had gotten into your makeup. Little Kari was now covered in lipstick, eyeliner, blush and other makeup she could find. She was like her own piece of art work.

Zyglavis quickly snatches the remaining makeup away from her and cleans up the room before turning to his now artistically looking daughter. “Guess I better get you cleaned up.” Zyglavis shrugs his shoulder and sighs a little, a tiny smile on his face, as he picks up his tiny daughter within his arms and takes her to the bath.

Zyglavis fills up the bath and strips Kari down before placing her in the tub. He made sure to add bubbles because she loved them. Kari was giggling with glee as she splashed about with the bubbles. “Whoa. Watch it. You are having the bath not me.” Zyglavis leans back some to try avoid getting wet but she starts to splash even more, as if she was purposely trying to drench him; the amused smile on her face and mischievous glint in her eye only confirming that claim.

Pointless trying to resist, Zyglavis gives up and joins his daughter in the bath. Kari immediately starts to splash him in the face and Zyglavis, not about to let her win, splashes her back and by the end the entire room was practically it’s own swimming pool.

Zyglavis looks around the water covered room, there was even water over the ceiling, “___, Isn’t going to like this.” He mutters, looking troubled. Of course, he could use his powers to fix things up, but you wanted to act like a normal family and so he promised not to use them unless absolutely necessary. Zyglavis contemplates if this is something that would be necessary to use his powers to fix, but as he does so, Kari manages to slip away, and just after he finished dressing her.

“Not again!” Zyglavis is beyond frustrated now as he goes to find his daughter again. This time she is found climbing a bookcase. Zyglavis gasps in horror upon seeing this and doesn’t even think before jumping into action and bolting across the room and pulling her off. He then sits her on the couch and gives her a stern look as he firmly scolds her. Once he finishes telling her the dangers of doing something so reckless her stomach soon growls and he sees she is hungry.

“Lunch time, huh.” Zyglavis picks her up and carries her into the kitchen and tries to find something he can make her. “How about a sandwhich?” He asks but she shakes her head. Zyglavis’s shoulders drop in disappointment and he continues his search on something suitable for her to eat. Eventually settling on a can of spaghetti, that was something even he couldn’t mess up.

“Here.” Zyglavis sits Kari at the table and places the hot bowl of spaghetti in front of her but she refuses to eat it. “You wanted spaghetti so eat the spaghetti.” Zyglavis was clearly frustrated but she still refuses. “Too hot.” She mumbles and Zyglavis’s eyes widen. He rolls his eyes and sits down besides her and begins to cool down the noodles by blowing on them before bringing the fork to her mouth. Kari happily eats the noodles, seeming pleased to be getting fed from her father.

“You really are a handful. It’s no wonder ___ Is so tired.” Zyglavis says with a small smile, finally understanding how you felt all this time. It definitely wasn’t an easy job but at the same time, Zyglavis couldn’t deny he was enjoying the time he got to spend with his precious daughter; it was definitely something he wouldn’t trade for the world.

Later that evening, you wake up feeling refreshed after a hard earned sleep. You are surprised to be greeted by nothing but silence and quickly grow concerned. You look all over for the pair and soon stop in your tracks, stunned to find them both fast asleep on the couch. Little Kari was nestled safely in his arms as he held her by his side. The pair slept soundly with smiles on their faces, probably tired after the long but exciting day they had. A smile took over your features, you gaze at them with nothing but love an affection; feeling blessed to have such a wonderful family.

Merman AU Teaser

Little teaser for something else I’ve got in my folders LOL There’s a lot more to this one, but here are some snippets for you to get a little insight! 

“Tosshi, there’s something I need to show you.”

Hijikata yawns and follows Kondo inside the warehouse only to sober up the moment they’re through the door. Kondo is locking the door behind him and he has this weird look on his face that Hijikata can’t quite place and he’s not sure he trusts it. Silently, Kondo leads the way and Hijikata’s eyes go wide when he’s shown into a large room with only a tankard in it. It’s a very large tankard that’s filled with crystal clear water, and swimming in that water is a merman.

An actual merman.

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anonymous asked:

Hi there, this will be my first request ever. btw I love your blog (o^^o) what if Aomine and Kagami had a crush on the same girl and they're fighting for her but she likes Akashi?xx

Welcome and thank you.. (~^_^)~

Here it is.. I hope you like it and I am sorry it took long ^^’


“Hah? What do you mean, Bakagami?” A tanned teen raised an eyebrow when he heard the statement of his opponent, sitting in front of him at Maji Burger.

“Do I need to say it once more so your brain can process what I just said, Ahomine?” The red haired teen took a bite of burger before looking at his shadow, who was sitting beside and drinking his usual drink, vanilla milkshake. He looked at his burgers and took one, placing it on Kuroko’s tray. “Eat something so you won’t faint when we play.”

“I am not hungry, Kagami-kun, but thank you.” The latter replied before looking at Aomine. “Are you two still fighting over [Name]-san?” he asked.

“Of course,” The two answered at the same time. “I bet she likes me more.” Aomine snickered and leaned back on his chair. “Why would she even fall for an idiot like him?” He looked at Kagami, who choked on his burger at his statement.

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MR. ASTRUC YOU’RE AWESOME.

baratieprince  asked:

"Zoro! Zoro it's me! Snap out of it!"

Zoro’s swords were really close to Sanji’s throath. Any wrong move and cook will be dead. Zoro knew it, he didn’t want kill him, so why his body didn’t listen to him. 
Kitetsu was shivering, like it would be happy that the swordsman lost control of himself.
He had a empty, crazy look staring right into Sanji’s deep, blue eyes.
But the worst was his mad smirk, not like Zoro’s usual smile. He looked like bloodthirsty demon which just wait to kill everyone around him.

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