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Passive-Aggressive Partnership: Epilogue

A/N: Considering the fact that tonight is CM night, I need smut and fluff, so I had a couple people say they wanted the make-up/engagement sex from the reader and Spencer’s fight, even though technically they already had the make-up sex lol ;) @coveofmemories @bleedreid @my-xomatosis-s

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“Okay, Garcia,” Y/N said for the third time in as many minutes. “We really have to go now.”

“But why do you have to go? We should celebrate your and Boy Genius’ engagement all through the night!” she said, throwing fake confetti around the restaurant. After work, everyone had insisted on going out to dinner to celebrate their engagement. Everyone had at least a drink or two, and now most were three or four drinks in and very lovey-dovey, Garcia being the worst of them all. 

With a laugh, Y/N grabbed Garcia by the shoulders. Normally, she wasn’t so frank, but Garcia was so wasted, she probably wouldn’t remember what she’d said in the morning. “The reason we have to go is because I want to jump my fiancee’s bones, capiche?”

“Oh my god, I’m so dumb,” she laughed, taking another sip of her fourth beer. “Of course, you just got engaged. You’re young and in love. Go! Have fun!” She turned back around to everyone at the table, most of whom looked over with raised eyebrows; they knew exactly why Y/N was pulling Spencer out of the restaurant.

“Morgan!” Y/N yelled before walking out of the restaurant completely. “Make sure she gets home okay, she’s plastered. Text me when she’s home.”

“I got you, babe. You and Pretty Boy have fun. You sure you’re gonna be up for sexy times, Pretty Ricky?” Morgan asked facetiously, laughing as Spencer flipped him the finger before walking away.

As they walked down the street (they lived about ten blocks away), Y/N looked over. Spencer’s face was content, a bit sleepily, a little drunk - a look she normally didn’t see from him. “You gonna be okay for that make-up sex we talked about?” she said with a wink. “I’m fine if you wanna wait, but we just got engaged, so I wanted some us time.”

“Oh, don’t think I’m not good to go,” he said, turning around and walking backward in front of her. “Don’t let Morgan get in your head. I may have had a couple of drinks, but I have been waiting for this, and I will not let booze get in my way.” The loon nearly walked off the curb, but Y/N caught him, pulling him in the direction of their apartment, but not before stopping for a water bottle. “I’m cleansing,” he laughed.

“I’m sure you are,” she replied. “I’m just saying that we can go home and have sex and that’s great, or we can cuddle up on the couch. I just want some special time together. I only plan on getting engaged once.” Just as they got back to the apartment, he finished up his water, chucking the bottle into the recycling can outside. “Me too, and I am perfectly sober and good to go.” They approached the apartment door and he reached out for her, pulling her head to his by the back of her neck. 

She pulled out the key for their apartment, her lips gliding over the vein in his neck as he wrapped his arms around her waist. “I love you so much,” he said. He was still a little drunk, but he didn’t seem to care, reaching back and taking off his shirt the second he got into the apartment. As they went to step toward the bedroom, their feet got tangled, causing them to lurch backward toward the floor and leaving them a tangled mess somewhere between the kitchen and the bedroom. “Guess we’re doing this down here,” he laughed.

“Really?” she snickered, burying her head in his neck. “Isn’t that gonna hurt you?”

“I’m still a little drunk,” he laughed, pulling her mouth to his. “I’ll be fine.” Bolting upward, she reached down for the hem of her shirt and ripped it off, her bra flying in the opposite direction before she came to lie flat against his chest again. She smiled as the engagement ring reflected the light of the moon. He’d picked out a beautiful piece that she still hadn’t had the chance to truly appreciate yet. 

Pushing off his body yet again, she came to stand up above him, watching him wriggle out of his jeans as she disposed of hers. He took himself in his hand, righting himself so she could sheath his length immediately, but she took him by surprise, kneeling between his legs as she took him in her mouth, her wet heat causing his hips to jerk upward. “Oh my god,” he said, reaching over and grabbing for his pants.

“Do you wanna just not use that,” she asked, referring to condom he was reaching for. “We can get a jump start on that family.”

“You sure?” he asked, biting his lip as the mood changing from fervid to sweet in milliseconds. She nodded, crawling up his body and placing kisses as she went, until she finally reached his mouth again.

“Yea,” she said, grazing her teeth against his chin. “I want all of the babies.” When she ground down on his pelvis, he moaned, pushing his length upward again so she could envelop him. His mouth fell open at the feel of her heated core. Like a sensual dance, her hips swerved and swiveled, his hips moving against her to the beat as his fingers tangled into her hair, just tight enough to cause the slightest hint of pain that went straight through her. As her orgasm began to crest, she lost control of her movements, bracing her hands against his chest as she ground her core into him at an angle. “Oh shit, Spence,” she moaned. She shook violently against him, her orgasm running wild as he flipped her over and rode out her high before his own began to roll through him.

“Oh god, Y/N,” he breathed, nestling his head in her neck as he called out her name. She wrapped her legs around his waist, pushing ever so slightly against his ass as he came inside her. “Wow…”

She giggled into his mouth, her tongue jutting out to bathe her bottom lip, before she went and nibbled at the sweet spot behind his ear. “You wanna maybe take the rest of this baby-making to the bedroom?”

In one fell swoop, he jumped off the floor, gathered her into his arms and walked her into the bedroom to get a jump start on their new life together.

tlblah  asked:

I love how they made Robin someone who would appeal to Zelena, and Regina's dark side. I think it would be great to see Robin push both of the sisters to be their worst evilest self. And if he did get killed, it would give them a reason to take it out on everyone else. What do you think? (oh you were right on the money when you said that Marian was the positive influence on Robin Hood. Without her he is his worst self)

Have I mentioned how much I LOVE this Robin? If I’ve been keeping that to myself, I’m gonna tell you right now—I love, love, LOVE this Robin! :-D This is what makes an interesting character! Lol! God, he had some of the best lines throughout this episode! This one was my fave:

Robin: “I came here for a fresh start! You know, people to rob, places to drink, women to meet. But, you see, I’m not gonna get any of that, not with your sister threatening to reform me at every step.”

OH, I love that line! I love how he made reformation and going straight a dirty word and deed. Because, legit, Robin of Locksley wasn’t one for royalty (Maid Marian notwithstanding). He robbed from the rich and gave to himself and his men (and whoever hung out with them in the woods). He HATED the Sheriff of Nottingham and/or Prince John (depending on your version of Robin Hood). On this show, they had Robin Hood canoodling with the fucking Evil Queen! Like, no! The real Robin Hood wouldn’t have done that! The real Robin Hood would’ve tried his darnest to screw her over. Canoodling with the Queen would’ve been the equivalent of sleeping with Prince John. This Robin Hood is more like the real character of Robin Hood than the other Robin Hood ever was!

And this Robin Hood is a helluva lot more interesting.

So, basically, what I said about Robin Hood AT THE BEGINNING OF 6B looks like it’s hitting the nail right on the head. And I even like the fact that he doesn’t give two shits about the babies. He’s like, “She’s all yours!” And Zelena’s like, “Oh.” I’m gonna GIF her green fireballs and her changing moods, because they were simply awesome and hilarious, and Bex played them perfectly! Lol!

Robin Hood being here is starting to bring out the holes in Regina’s whole reformation/redemption storyline. See…practically the only reason that Regina has reformed herself is because of Robin Hood. She thinks that the dude is supposed to be her happiness. He’s supposed to be her happy ending. That’s what she thinks, so she’s done what she’s always done before—she’s bent over backwards to try to attain that Happy Ending. She “changed” in order to get him. But did Regina really change who she was as a character? Or did she just adjust her attitude in order to get something she wanted?

I remember there have been times all throughout the life of this blog, especially in the beginning, when I would constantly use the same phrase to talk about Regina (or Rumple, or Killian, or Emma, or Snow, etc.), and that phrase came from Adam and Eddy and what they learned from writing for Lost, and that phrase was “Character trumps mythology.” I said that Regina, at her very core, was selfish. Everything was about her, it was about her Happy Ending, when something went wrong and karma caught up with her, the universe was out to get her, she was constantly whining about how others (rightfully) perceived her. Regina is a character obsessed with her Happy Ending in the same vein that the Evil Queen (from the stories) was obsessed with beauty. And that aspect of her personality has never truly changed throughout the series. It’s remained constant from beginning to now. Everything that Regina did, she did to attain her happiness, her Happy Ending (or what she perceives to be her Happy Ending), and that includes “changing” in order to attain it. But do you see the irony of that statement? Regina’s “changing”, but she’s not truly changing. Not really. Her entire shift in demeanor is rooted in her basic personality traits. She once perceived casting the Dark Curse as her Happy Ending, and so she renewed her vendetta against Snow White to attain it. She once perceived Henry as her Happy Ending, so she drank a memory potion to force herself to choose him over herself. She perceived Robin Hood as her Happy Ending and so she “reformed herself” in order to keep him.

Whatever Regina thinks is her Happy Ending, she’ll change herself to keep. This chic is like a chameleon! The more she changes, the more she actually stays the same. It’s…kinda funny, actually. :-P

Anyway! So I said at the beginning of the season that Regina’s whole storyline with Robin Hood (and Zelena and the EQ) this season was akin to the storyline between Jekyll, Hyde and Mary—it’s designed to reveal exactly who the monster is between the three/four characters. Between Jekyll and Hyde, Hyde was perceived as the monster, Jekyll was perceived as the man, and Mary was the mirror—she was the one who reflected the truth beneath the skin. It turned out Jekyll was the monster and Hyde was the man. Now you have a similar situation between Regina, the Evil Queen, Zelena and Robin. The Evil Queen is perceived as the monster, Regina as the good woman, and Zelena is stuck in the middle having to choose between the both of them. And then here comes Robin. In the same vein as Mary, Robin acts as the mirror. His entire personality being different from what Regina originally thought is the functional equivalent of Mary being a passionate vixen who would willingly sleep with Hyde on their first date (rather than wait until marriage, as what was expected of her), the complete opposite of what Jekyll originally thought of her. Mary fell for Hyde the same way that Zelena appeals to Robin Hood. So the only thing left now, in order to hit the perfect trifecta with the Jekyll/Hyde parallels, is for Regina to completely embrace her dark side once again the same way Jekyll transformed into a monster and killed Mary.

And what do you know?! There’s a Regina vs. Evil Queen showdown in the next episode! Fancy that! ;-)

Why do I feel like Humpty Dumpty is about to put herself back together again? Lol!

You know what’d be hilarious? If Regina actually ends up being the one to kill this version of Robin Hood (just like Jekyll killed Mary). That’d be fantastic, actually! :-D

If Page 23 was Regina and Robin’s alternate meeting, perhaps this “Page 23” (the episode title) will be Robin’s alternate death (at Regina’s hands), their alternate ending.

Anyway, the way I see it, Robin’s there to showcase how Regina’s “reformation” is not a true reformation. She’s changed, but not because she wanted to. She did it in order to get something she wanted. It’s like the equivalent of bribing a baby with candy to get them to stop screaming, rather than teaching the baby to behave and the baby learning to do so. It’s a subtle difference in the short run, but it makes a big difference in the long run. Regina’s used Robin as her crutch the whole time he was alive. He was her reason to stay away from the darkness. Now, not only is he gone, but now she’s looking at a doppelgänger of him who embraces that same darkness she was just weaned off of. It’s like…a sober twin and an alcoholic twin. Regina was with the sober twin and quit drinking, and now, all of a sudden, she’s with the alcoholic twin. Dollars to donuts, that bitch is gonna go right back to drinking all over again. If she even remotely wants to keep this Robin, then right back down that dark, dank hole she’s gonna fall. If Regina’s acting this good in the beginning, then she’ll be as evil as fuck by the end of the season. Compare that to Killian’s storyline (they’re foil parallels), where he’s doing all the wrong things now and beating himself up in the beginning, only to do all the right things later and be hailed as a hero by the end of the season.

Always be suspicious of a situation that starts out good at the beginning of the season. Because that situation is likely to flip to something shitty by the end. And vice versa. That’s how Adam and Eddy write.

Anyway…did I answer the question? We don’t have quite all the information yet to see exactly why Regina is going to get involved with the Black Fairy by the end of the season. All I’m fairly positive about is that she does, and that this Robin is the one who pushes her to that end. And that she falls back down to darkness the exact same way she rose out of it—through Robin (and Henry probably also starts treating her similar to how he did in S1 as a reaction to her return to darkness).

Wow, we’re all just in freefall back to S1 standards, aren’t we? Regina’s going evil again, Captain Swan’s having a baby, Henry’s telling it like it is to Regina and messing around with his storybook, there’s a curse that’s gonna be cast, a baby gets given up and grows up alone, a grown-up kid comes back to town to rescue his people from his Evil great-grandmother’s clutches, there’s a wedding and a TLK and the Final Battle finally beginning. Seems like this show is finally getting off the ground! After six years of setup!

About fucking time, if you ask me!

What was this episode called again? Oh, yeah! Ill-Boding Patterns (like the Repeating History patterned theme, which always bodes ill for everyone)?

Thanks so much for the question! I hope you have a great rest-of-the-week! :D

Soft boys in flower crowns, this must be heaven (ᅌᴗᅌ✿) 

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Mean Girls, Seventeen edition: Who are the plastics? They’re teen royalty. If Pledis was Ceci Magazine, they would always be on the cover. Plan V + My Angel

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Wishing the happiest of birthdays to my dear @otakorner!!
You’re the best space ranger partner a girl could ever ask for and about the only person in the universe I would go through the mortification of getting this cake made for lol

🦁❤️💙🦁

Also many many thanks to @thesearchingastronaut for granting me permission to use your beautiful art for this! 💕

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she had the world || panic! at the disco

“And we didn’t even know each other...”

Look. I know Zayn and Louis applied for the same job. And Niall and Liam went to the same Busted concert (presumably when they were like 8 years old when Busted was touring before 1D was formed). Both of those things are neat coincidences.

But they aren’t very significant to any of them, because they’ve mentioned both of those things like one time in interviews over the course 6 years (and it was arguably to try and make the Script concert seem like less of a thing). 

You know what’s significant? What Harry himself made significant? 

The Script concert. He had to make a public declaration about it…twice!

“This place is incredible to me…I remember coming to quite a few gigs here. I remember I stood right there watching the Script and it turns out, Louis was at the same gig!“ - Manchester, 22 December 2011

“This venue is quite special to me. I’ve been to quite a few gigs here before. And I remember, about 3 years ago, I was stood just about there to watch the Script in here, and it turns out, that Louis was at the same gig!” - Manchester, 23 December 2011

Louis and Zayn have never described their mutual employment pursuits as “incredible” or “quite special.” And neither have Liam and Niall described the Busted concert that way, despite it being literally the same scenario as Louis and Harry attending a Script concert at the same venue on the same day.

So you have to wonder why Harry cares so much, why it’s such a curious thing that they were there, together, on the same night, at the same time, doing the same thing, and they didn’t even know each other. 

But then fate twisted, and they did meet, and became so important to each other, that it made the night they missed each other that much more significant. 

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