that elderly man who would call us and once he got help with his "problem" he'd keep us on the phone for 30+ minutes to talk about his life story, and wouldn't let us end the call and we couldn't hang up. You had to do a "okay good day bye" and hang up FAST or he'd keep going. He was infamous. WE HAVE TIME GOALS if I go over my goals that is bad for me. I get that you're lonely but if you ruin my numbers by talking about race cars? fuck you.
My phone would suddenly suffer a random disconnect issue. I would just keep talking till the next call started. Whoopsie…