had to go and ruin my life

Loving with a Little Twist by hrrytomlinson

Summary:

“What are you going to do?”

“I don’t know Niall! I just promised my mother I’m bringing my boyfriend - a boyfriend I don’t have - to Thanksgiving dinner. What should I do? I can’t call back and be like, ‘Oh yeah mom, that boyfriend I said that I have, I don’t actually have. Sorry to disappoint you.’ My life is ruined.” Harry returns to suffocating himself with the pillow.

Niall laughs and Harry growls at his best friend’s unwarranted happiness in this life-ending situation. Harry is fucked. Fuck. He needs a boyfriend. Fuck.

Harry/Louis Thanksgiving themed fake/pretend relationship // word count: 29k

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ok idk if someone posted about this before but I legit cried when I realized this while I was rewatching ep1 

So in episode one we see Victor skating to his theme that is subbed as stay close to me BUT I just noticed it is actually said  離れずにそばにいってよ
(hanarezu ni soba ni itte yo) which literally translates to ‘Don’t leave me and stay by my side’

and I am sure we all remember when that is said again
YES, In episode 7 when Yuri said the exact same thing to victor at that crying scene, (in which they subbed it as stand by me) Yuri was probably referring to the theme title and it only sounds like a way to convey his feelings as a confession, thus, we see Victor so shocked. I was wondering all that time why was he THAT shocked to see Yuri having a break down when he purposely broke his heart and expecting a meltdown like this. There, that is the reason

and maybe that’s why Victor had the courage to kiss Yuri later on and by surprise he both meant the quadrable flip and his confession…MAYBE 

I am crying and I kind of both hate and love how this anime keeps attacking my feelings.

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girlfriend!hyuna x boyfriend!ravi instagram accounts

I, a lesbian trans woman, would like to feel like I have a place I can go to. But because of Terfs, I cannot go to lesbian/gay spaces, because I am called a “straight male” and I cannot go to omen safe spaces because I’m a “male.” Why should what I was born as dictate who I am now?
I think I only identified as a boy/male for about 6 years of my life. My family was not supportive so I could not start transitioning until recently. But, I never really had any “male privilege.” I could not even go to the bathroom in public without getting severe dysphoria. And you know what? Terfs have ruined me, and my life, by “"advocating for what is right”“ and I honestly wish I could be seen as a woman. It is all I want. But Terfs are placing the nasty idea in people’s heads that i am not a woman, and it is sending me back into the dark hole of self hatred, dysphoria, and depression. I was plenty happy when I started transitioning. When I finally started getting a body that was closer to who I was. But now I am back to square one.
Terfs are disgusting. They have made me hate myself, again.

merry christmas motherfuckers.

victor [smiling]: yuuri, look up. mistletoe!

yuuri [blushing]: oh, victor

yurio: did you know the reason why people kiss under the mistletoe its because one day the son of a goddess had a nightmare about how he was going to die so her mum looked out for anything on earth or under the earth so he coudn’t get hurt but little they didn’t know, the guy had an enemy. the fucking god from evil, okay? who found something that didn’t grew either on the earth or underneath it but in the middle on the trees, mistletoe. so this guy wrapped the tip of an arrow with it and made another god, a blind one, shot him dead. the son spent three days dead as they tried everything to bring him back to live, until only her mum could and she was so happy she kissed everyone around, claiming that mistletoe should no longer be a symbol of death but of love.

victor:

yuuri:

yurio [smirking]: merry christmas motherfuckers

i want to smoke weed and watch pornography until i pass out, and i want to hallucinate neon rays of light and sparkles floating all around me in the air while the Drive Soundtrack is playing as i shove christmas cookies into my mouth wondering how its come to this… 

i wasted 5 years of my life running this blog, i ruined every relationship i’ve ever had, i think im addicted to cocaine, i’m not even going to talk to my family this christmas, im just going to blast electronic music and do drugs and watch porno then do more drugs and watch christmas movies and made for tv movies about christmas, theres this christmas movie with The Brady Bunch that I like, like the brady kids are adults and they all come home and then later the dad gets trapped in a mine or something, idk, i’ll watch that and eat junk food and wear my $200 sunglasses in the dark and indoors, have skype sex with this girl in Florida that wants me really badly, ejaculate all over myself, and wonder why i let myself become this monstrosity, this grotesque uncaring monster shell of a person that once had dreams of working in air conditioning repair and owning a solar panel installation business but has settled for working at a pizza hut express inside of a target and turned down every promotion offer to avoid taking on any responsibility that would hinder leisure time to do drugs and masturbate… idk, i wondered how i became this way, then i realized… 

i did it for the 90s. 

Yurio is a trans boy and I’m not letting that notion go GDI

Sap time kiddies.

Even though I’ve pictured myself as a boy since I was 12, it took till  23 till I had any notion that being trans and being feminine were a compatible reality, and in the 3 years since then I’ve never been able to do what every other trans person seems able to and see myself in characters. Headcanoning boys as trans felt stupid, selfish, and like a desperate self insertion.

AND THEN THIS ANGRY SPITTING BASTARD SHOWS UP AND RUINS MY QUEER LITTLE LIFE.

So yeah. Transboy Yurio FTW

Dear fellow Sherlollians,

I wanted to thank you dearly for all the fantastic meta, stories, artwork and commentary. They are all wonderful!

However, I also wanted to tell you that y'all are ruining my life. Sherlolly is everywhere.

Last night, I had a dream that the next series of Sherlock dropped as a huge surprise to fans. AND! The first Ep was Molly-centric. I “watched” the whole thing and kept thinking I needed to go online to see everyone’s reactions as soon as it was over. The episode had to do with Molly investigating a personal case on her own in secret to get justice for a crime that didn’t have enough evidence. Sherlock is desperately playing catch up nearly the entire time, but gets there in time to stop Molly from going too far. They have some very sweet moments together at the ending.

My last thought was how sherlolly this episode was and that I couldn’t wait for next week if this was how the season was going to go!!….

AND THEN I WOKE UP

DAAAAAMN IT ALL 😭

*jumps out from the void and throws a mini fancomic at you*

Akutagawa taking your kouhai problems and murdering the shit out of them.

Higuchi appreciates it but it’s not exactly the help she was looking for.

So I was going through my dash and saw THIS post and I just knew I had to draw it.

Thank you @incorrectbungoustraydogs for your wonderful and hilarious posts. Someday I will draw more of your posts. Someday.

This might be my last post for a while since school is starting in two days. I’ll try to post as much as I can tho.

I WILL BE BACK! *backflips into the void*

anonymous asked:

I had a customer tell me about how he raised rabbits and his neighbor's dog would go after them occasionally and I was like "yo, sucks dude" and he tells me, this dude, smiling tells me "so the next time it got on my property, I shot it. It was the best feeling dropping it off on their front porch." Like I had to finish ringing this dog murderer up while he reminisced about ruining some little kid's life via dumping their dead dog on their porch like he was dead fuckin pet FedEx.

All About Us- A James Potter Imagine

A/N: So I decided to go with this due to popular vote. This is a little imagine based off the song “All About Us” by He Is We. Just some James fluff because Lord knows I could always use more James in my life. Hope you enjoy!

Originally posted by everythingrelationshipsx

There was always something special about James Potter. It was more than just the certain charm he had, or the dashing smile he seemed to always be wearing. It was how he loved. He loved with his whole being, every ounce of him poured into his affections. It was how he made you feel. It was how he ruined you.

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A New Normal PT. 2

This is part 2. I wasn’t gonna post this but a lot of people wanted it so here it is. Part 3 ? 

Originally posted by expressivedolphin



We finally came home. We had been at Deaton’s to make sure we were all okay. Peter, Derek and I walked into the livingroom. I had tears threatening to fall as i thought back to what she said. My heart ached knowing this wasn’t just going to ruin mine and Derek’s lives but Peter’s too. Someone who had been my friend through all my adult life.  Peter is the reason i met Derek in the first place. I sat besides Peter on the couch as Derek was pacing through the apartment.

“Derek baby please just sit down” i said after a while. I felt one tear fall as he shook his head. He kept pacing through the room not believing what had happened. What she had said. My body felt lifeless. I couldn’t breath. Peter on the other hand was calm like he had a plan. All of me wanted to believe that he knew how to fix this. But i knew he wouldn’t. Kate as strong. Too strong. She could kill us all if she wanted to. But that’s not what she wanted. She wanted to see us all in pain. And that was what she was getting.

“She can’t do this. Can she” Derek asked Peter who finally spoke up after keeping quiet the entire time at Deaton’s and here.

“I’m sorry to say but she can” Peter started “She has the power Derek. She’s strong and she could easily kill us all. We have to do what she says.” He answered him

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sorry for how unorganized this is

please don’t fake DID… it’s not fun, its not quirky. its a daily thing i struggle with and have struggled with my whole life. im honestly tired of hearing this go around… im not saying that those who are self dxed are faking it… im talking about those who maybe saw a couple things on tumblr and believed that they had it and continued to construct a “system” from the little information they knew about it. 

i’ve had alters ruin friendships, relationships, and jobs. i don’t openly talk about this much because there are people that will hear about what i have and construct something based on the little information i gave. human nature is to adapt to those around you but some people are more “monkey see, monkey do”. faking an illness is not a good thing to do. it does so much harm to those who go through their life constantly battling it…

to those children just learning about all these mental illnesses, please seek resources other than tumblr and talk with your friends who have these illnesses… learn about them instead of making something quirky out of them

borderlands appreciation month: favorite vault hunters!

i didn’t realize that there was a borderlands appreciation month going on until now, but luckily i had this to make up for day one of week 1 and 2! gotta do it for the game that’s been ruining my life HAHA

guess what my favorite class type is

Madancy Ships

I’m going to start up a little For Me list so i can follow these ‘shipping Hugh and Mads characters’ things y’all do. Hugh First, Mads Second.

SadDogs-  (my personal favourite)

Will Graham (Hannibal) -  FBI special agent, antisocial, magical empathy powers, adopted 27 stray dogs. Had Encephilitus and is accused of being a serial killer. Defeats charges by dating/sweet-talking a serial killing cannibal in order to get proof.

Lucas (Jagten)- A very sad divorcee estranged dad kindergarten teacher, falsely accused by his small town of molestation. Ruins his life. It is proven that he is innocent of all charges but still his town hates him and kill his dog and attack him. Who would understand false accusations, quiet country living and flannel shirts like Lucas? No one. They are perfect for each other

Spacedogs-

Adam Raki (adam)– Aspergers new york guy, youngish, loves space, helpful

Nigel (charlie countryman)- Romanian druglord guy who falls in love intensely and instantly and refuses to let go. Violent, curses, usually is actively dealing with his wife divorcing him from the other end of the planet.

Basic Chickens-

Adam Towers (Basic instinct)- I think he’s in a threesome scene.

Elias (men & chickens)- He cries. His dick is large enough to kill a man.

Deathhawk-

? (Black Hawk Down) - No clue. War movie.

 ? (Death Stranding) -No clue. Future gooey-eyes army man.

Tristhad-

Tristan (King Arthur) - No clue

Galahad (King Arthur)- No clue

StrangePath-

Cal Roberts (the Path)- No clue. I think he MIGHT be a cult leader.

Kaecilius (Doctor Strange) - Magic reality-bending monk-guy who wants to be immortal. Kind of funny and very clever. Nice Hair. Can hop  dimensions

((some additions from @hotsauce418 ))

Valhalla Enchanted-

Prince Charmont (Ella Enchanted)- Friendly and practically a popstar, well meaning but kind of airheaded. Id have to rewatch to remember more, but this is my #1 favourite book and #1 least fav movie so.

One Eye (Valhalla Rising)- A viking with one eye, i assume

Royale instinct-

Adam Towers (Basic Instinct)-  think he’s in a threesome scene.

Le Chiffre (Casino Royale)- Scar on his eye, likes card game. Bond Villain.

Toberto-

Roberto Bellini (Trial and Retribution)- No clue

Tonny (Pusher)- Drug Pusher guy with ugly tattoos

DogsDogs-

Will Graham (Hannibal)- FBI special agent, antisocial, magical empathy powers, adopted 27 stray dogs. Had Encephilitus and is accused of being a serial killer. Defeats charges by dating/sweet-talking Hannibal. Goes on a journey to europe to get revenge but is too in love to go through with it. Makes bad choices.

Nigel (charlie countryman)-  Romanian druglord guy who falls in love intensely and instantly and refuses to let go. Violent, curses, usually is actively dealing with his wife divorcing him. Has a shirt with a weiner dog on it?

Alberto-

Roberto Bellini (Trial and Retribution)- No clue

Allan Fischer (Resjeholdet)- No clue. Police Procedual?

(new additions from @strange-book-club )

Strange Book Club-

Grigg Haris (The Jane Austen Book Club)- .he bikes, he likes dogs, he reads jane austin and loves science fiction. he looks very soft in the trailer

Kaecilius (Doctor Strange) - Magic reality-bending monk-guy who wants to be immortal. Kind of funny and very clever. Nice Hair. Can hop  dimensions

Rochetagen -

D'artagen (Young Blades) - nnno idea. I assume he uses the sword  

Rochefort (The Three Musketeers) - One eye, violent, steampunk universe, very fancy and strong swordsman who knows he’s the villain and so is perfectly happy to cheat. A little bit of a manbaby that can’t shake off an insult without reacting, but pretty nonetheless


I know there are others, this is for me, i will update them when i come across more