had to get ari's freak out in there too

Life of the Zodiacs #2 (unedited)

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“What do you mean the wait is forty minutes?!“ Aries screeched at the frightened waiter facing opposite of her.

He gulped and nervously tapped his fingers against the podium in front of him, "W-Well, we’re very busy tonight ma'am, and your group is just so large we don’t have the room for all of you at the moment.”

“Let’s just go Aries,” Taurus leaned against Libra. “I’m hungry and we obviously aren’t going to be able to eat here. Let’s just go somewhere else.”

“Fine,” Aries glared at the waiter one last time before storming out of the restaurant.

Cancer sighed, “Where are we going to eat now? That was the only place left with decent food.”

Everyone stood in silence. They had already visited multiple restaurants that night, but to no avail. Everywhere was either full or the wait time was too long. Capricorn had been so busy that day he hadn’t had the time to make a reservation anywhere, something he was cursing himself for.

Aries’ face lit up, “How about-”

She was cut off by an unanimous “No” by everyone else. Despite what her fit figure would suggest, the only places Aries ate at were fast food restaurants.

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what the signs do when soap gets in their eyes in the shower

Freaks the fuck out and the neighbours become concerned: Gemini, Aquarius

Is calm, and scrambling to get a towel as the burning lingers: Cancer, Virgo, Libra

Starts swearing out the soap: Scorpio, Aries, Capricorn

Already had an emergency towel at hand: Taurus, Leo

*cries*: Pisces

Is too boss for the soap: Sagittarius