"Do you have this *item*" "No, I don't think so, sorry." "*mutters* well you had it years ago." Uhhh I think we weren't even the same store. There was a different store before it was shut down and became the current store so sorry we don't have the item you wanted 😐
I love those. Most of the time it’s been years so the customer doesn’t even remember what it’s correct name is and is asking for something that never existed and gets mad at you when you figure it out an hour later (because she won’t leave) and then throws something at you when you tell her it’s been years since we carried it.