had to change the quote

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Marks and Rec: Misc #810

(Dialogue from Eddsworld.) (And now I have “Happy New Year B” stuck in my head. :p “It’s a shame you went and destroyed the door!”)

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everyone in harry potter is a poc: hannah abbot (x)

A pink faced girl with a white headscarf stumbled out of the line, put on the hat, which fell right down over her eyes, and sat down. ‘HUFFLEPUFF!’ shouted the hat. The table on the right cheered and clapped as Hannah went to sit down at the Hufflepuff table; the ghost of the Fat Friar waving merrily at her.

If Pidge Manages to Make A Video Camera in Space
  • Pidge: Voltron Planet
  • Hunk: *Moves camera to Lance*
  • Pidge: Here, we see the wild Lance in his natural habitat
  • Pidge: Lets get a closer look
  • Lance: *Looks at them*
  • Pidge: IT'S SEEN US
  • Pidge: RUN HUNK RUN
  • Hunk: *Legs it*
  • Lance: What the hell
  • Hunk: AHHHHH
  • Pidge: IT SEEMS
  • Pidge: THAT WE MAY HAVE ANGERED IT
  • *Camera is shaking*
  • Pidge: AS YOU CAN SEE *pant* THE LANCE IS EXTREMELY TERRITORIAL
  • Lance: *Goes up to the camera*
  • Pidge and Hunk: AHHHH
  • Hunk: LEAVE WITHOUT ME
  • Lance: Um
  • Hunk: GO ON
  • Pidge: I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU
  • *The camera footage cuts off*
  • Lance: What
Usami Trying to Adult
  • Misaki, calling Usami on the phone: Hello?
  • Usami: Hey, what’s up?
  • Misaki: I need your help, can you come here?
  • Usami: Uh, I can’t, I’m buying soup
  • Misaki: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
  • Usami: I can’t find it.
  • Misaki: What do you mean you can’t find it?
  • Usami: I can’t find it, there’s only clothes.
  • Misaki: What do you mean there’s only clothes?
  • Usami: It means there’s only clothes!
  • Misaki: Well then get out of the clothes department!
  • Usami: Alright, you don’t have to shout at me!
  • Usami: There’s more clothes!
  • Misaki: What do you mean there’s more clothes?
  • Usami: There’s just more clothes!
  • Misaki: Go into the next aisle!
  • Usami: There’s still clothes!
  • Misaki: Where are you right now?
  • Usami: I’m at clothes!
  • Misaki: What do you mean you’re “at clothes?”
  • Usami: I mean I’m at clothes!
  • Misaki: What store are you in?
  • Usami: I’m at the clothes store!
  • Misaki: Why are you buying soup at the clothes store?
  • Usami: I don'T KNOW
  • Sanji: I'm gonna finally reveal my fetish.
  • Sanji: It’s love.
  • Zoro: Sanji, you’re into piss and we all know it.
  • Nami: Sanji: Cancer, Pisces, Aquarius, Leo, Gemini, Sagittarius.
  • Nami: Zoro: Aries, Scorpio, Taurus, Capricorn, Virgo, Libra.
  • Zoro: He’s a Pisces and I’m a Scorpio so I fully sign off on this judgement.
  • Sanji: I THOUGHT YOU ASKED FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO YOU COULD GET ME A GIFT GOD DAMN IT!
  • Usopp: Top 10 Anime Betrayals.
Never forget

Never forget that the Hollywood Reporter is responsible for spreading the misinformation that Ghostbusters was on track to lose money. They are solely responsible for everyone thinking this movie was a flop. It wasn’t, Sony said so, we know so, but all anyone remembers is the article the HR put out prematurely when the movie had yet to even open in several world markets. Every subsequent regurgitation of the HR’s article in the days after had to change the numbers of the quoted “loss” BECAUSE IT WAS STILL MAKING MONEY. They went down from $70mil to $50mil the NEXT DAY, and $30mil the day after that, etc.. They could have printed a retraction but the damage was done. I work in Hollywood and every time someone mentions that it was a flop I tell them it wasn’t and remind them of this article and they confirm that that’s where they heard it. Pen is legit mightier than the sword.

End of rant.

  • Eliza: Alexander is my husband, but John is Alexander's boyfriend.
  • Washington: Hey... oh... wait, sorry. What's the situation?
  • Eliza: What do you mean?
  • Washington: How does this work?
  • Eliza: Alexander is bi - he's straight for me, but he's gay for John, and John's really gay for Alexander. And I love John.
  • Hamilton: It's not that complicated.
  • Laurens: Yeah.
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twelve days of twelve // day twelve: peter capaldi appreciation day

i’m doctor who!

I just lost my planet. I can tell you, I am emotionally compromised.

Inspired by (x) | original version (x)

Harry Potter and the Future He Doesn't Really Want, Thanks.

Title: Harry Potter and the Future He Doesn’t Really Want, Thanks.
Author: Seefin
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 70,000 Approx.  
Summary: It was addictive, the feeling of Draco Malfoy telling him things in a soft voice early in the morning. Harry felt like he was taming a wild animal, or petting a cat that hated everybody else. This train existed outside of time, that was the only explanation Harry could come up with as to why Malfoy was actually having a civil conversation with him right now.
Content/Warning(s): Modern Era

This story has such a cool premise. It’s rather effing brilliant, actually. Right after the war Harry starts having these dreams, visions of the future. Not in the ‘you shall kill a Dark Lord’ sort of way, just very vivid dreams that are in fact showing him the future. Sometimes it’s little things, other times involve some of his friends, often it’s something it’s going to happen to him, and if that’s not weird enough, his latest dream showed him a vision of him and Draco Malfoy being a couple, obviously in love, living together, such a sweet vision, so naturally he wakes up freaking out and freaks some more to Luna (his roommate, or rather he’s staying in her couch) and Neville (sleeping with Luna). :D

He doesn’t want that future. It’s not that he hates Draco. He sort of ~nothing Draco, but it’s still Malfoy, so it’s enough reason for him to be utterly unsettled, so of course he runs into Draco right after having that first dream. :D It’s rather brilliant, I’m telling you. He keeps running into Draco all over the city—Draco’s been sentenced to leave the wizarding world so he’s living amongst Muggles and he’s really trying and, you know, I’m going to share one of my favourite quotes:

He knew, then, that Malfoy had changed, or would change, or was in the process of changing.

Harry knew, with the same surety, that he wanted to be there for it. He wanted to watch as Malfoy unfolded himself and shook out the parts that were cruel and mean and hateful. He wanted to watch for the moment when Malfoy’s limbs and heart and brain and muscles moved in a way that wasn’t heavy with unease and anger. He wanted to see a thousand more easy smiles on Malfoy’s face, it wouldn’t even matter if he hadn’t put them there himself. He wanted to see Malfoy bloom with laughter.


Slow burn and amazing. :) 

I would never re-write you. You are by far my most complete and greatest novel.
—  Virginia Woolf, from a letter to Vita Sackville-West dated November 23rd 1926
WALANI LOVES THE ANIMALS AND JUST WANTS TO CHILL OUT CUDDLING ANIMALS ALL THE TIME COMPILATION

Even when a creature is her enemy, her animal loving heart cannot help but be endeared.

Other notable Walani things:

  • She asks the bunny men if they give good hugs.
  • When she sees a mosling, she says “Don’t you just want to pick it up and squeeze it?" 
  • No animosity for the gobbler. “He’s a doofy little guy.”
  • She calls koalefants “big guy” and encourages them to hang ten.
  • Her catcoon quote is the GREATEST. “It’s very independent and loves garbage. Me too!”
  • She loves all the birds in the reign of giants world, unlike SOME so called bird lovers who reject the crows for being too creepy. *coughs at Wilson*
  • When she’s looking at the cactus armor, she says “How can I hug trees wearing this?”
  • Cat Cap: “I can feel the spirits of catcoons that made it.”
  • I could go on and on forever. She has a LOT of cute quotes about the animals and lot of hippy-like quotes. Walani is the number one animal lover. Let her chill out and snuggle her animal friends.