had mater

Nothing says “Good morning” like an old guy screaming his discontent to you by email because you told him he wasn’t good enough to enter an art school and he’s calling you narrow minded because you didn’t see the greatness in his work.

Originally posted by ba1n3s

McQueen and Mater Headcanons
  • After Doc passed away, Mater became extremely attentive towards McQueen - way more than usual. For the first couple of weeks after it was mostly just staying by his side, periodically asking him if he needed anything, et cetera. When Sally started to mimic that behavior, McQueen realized how much he loved the attention they were doting on him - to him it was a more special type of attention, the type he’d never experienced before moving to Radiator Springs.
  • Mater once challenged McQueen to create a “tall tale” of his own and, instead of making one up on the spot and telling it to him, McQueen took out a piece of paper and began jotting down ideas. He started tossing concepts to Mater, who started adding his own input, and by evening that day they realized that they’d started writing a bad fanfic about each other. By the end of it both were in tears from laughing so hard at the terrible dialogue and cliches.
  • After the “Ghostlight” prank incident, Mater and McQueen began a full-on prank war, trying to outdo each other. The pranks only kept escalating until finally, after McQueen almost accidentally set Mater’s tow hook on fire, Sheriff gave both of them a good talking to to make them stop.
  • McQueen’s racer friends are often stunned at how close Mater and McQueen are - so much so that some have wondered if McQueen actually broke up with Sally so he could be in a relationship with Mater. A younger racer once talked to McQueen after a race and, after referring to Mater as “your boyfriend”, McQueen just lightly corrected them that they are just really close friends (and that he’s too deeply in love with a certain blue Porsche)
  • McQueen has no problem swearing if he hurts himself or if he’s angry enough, contrasting Mater, who never swears at all. There was one time, however, when Mater got frustrated enough to mutter “Dammit…” on accident and they both stared at each other like Mater had committed a grave atrocity. Mater couldn’t stop apologizing and promised he’d eat a bar of soap later to make up for it, an idea that McQueen quickly shut down.
  • At first McQueen wasn’t too keen on physical touch, mostly from being alone for most of his life with no one to hug or anything. Mater, cuddly by nature, wasn’t aware of this until McQueen let him know during a tackle-hug that he wasn’t entirely comfortable. Mater quickly understood and, from then on, he always asked McQueen if he could hug him, which McQueen greatly appreciated. Eventually, as he got used to the town and its residents, McQueen found himself enjoying the physical contact more, though mostly from Mater or Sally.
  • McQueen used to like to boast that no movie had ever made him cry - then Mater watched Up with him. Mater had to pause the movie and try to calm him down for a solid fifteen minutes.
Connection Chap 3

Originally posted by butteryplanet

Originally posted by highfunctioningosociopath-221b

Connection.  Read Chap One here. Chap Two.

Sherlock x reader

Summary: an American forensic psychologist hired by Mycroft Holmes. You thought it would be more interesting and fulfilling than your previous job with a law firm in London but you had no idea how much it would change your life. Or really, how much one person would change everything.

Word Count: 3575

Chapter Three.

The last few weeks had been tough on you. The signs of Christmas were everywhere and impossible to ignore. You hadn’t been affected like this in years and yet you were missing your parents so much, you were wound up too tight. You had to calm yourself and clear your mind almost every morning once you got into your office, calling on techniques your favorite Psychology professor, Patrick Harding, had given you after your parents’ sudden death during your senior year at the University of Pennsylvania.  

You had learned that you could survive more than you thought but it took a toll. Professor Harding ended up being the one to pull you from your funk and get you moving again. He brought books and tons of pamphlets of other psychology programs that fit your interests. He helped you through the stages of grief and guided you toward your saving grace; something to live for.

He brought Shelley by to see you and as hard as you tried to lock up your grief to keep from hurting her, you couldn’t do it but she sat down next to you and rubbed your back. She had learned to control it to a certain extent and she wanted to thank you because if you hadn’t reached out to her and listened then she never would have gotten this far. It had only been three months and you were amazed by her progress.

You left for Oxford only two months later and never left England since except for the few visits back to your alma mater. You had flourished in the new environment and fell in love with the culture that was so much like what you grew up with and yet completely different. That first Christmas had been rough but since then, you had handled it well except for a few stray Christmas Eve’s here and there when you didn’t have work to distract you from the traditions you held with your parents.

This year, however, the heavy feeling in your chest had started earlier than ever and work didn’t seem to make it go away completely. You tried to sort it out and only came up with two conclusions, either you were more worried about this Moriarty business or the thing you thought you were handling was handling you. Either way, you weren’t as in control as you usually were and you were beginning to feel it.

Mycroft hadn’t said a word about Moriarty since you confronted him and you didn’t know if he was still holding him. It was a classified matter and you weren’t needed at the time for any further consultation. You noticed Mycroft’s scrutiny ever since that confrontation as well, especially whenever Sherlock’s name came up. It wasn’t very often but enough for you to take notice and for you to keep your mouth zipped about the fact that Sherlock knew of Moriarty already.

Even though you had done your meditation technique before your appointment with Sherlock, Mycroft was still on your mind as you sat in your chair across from the couch. Sherlock was sitting with his left leg crossed neatly over his right knee. Luckily, his attention was elsewhere as he had rambled about his most recent case but only half-heartedly before he grew quiet and stared toward the window. His face wasn’t in its usual blank slate though because his brow never relaxed.

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Shipwrecked (Part Two)

Summary: Written for Stark Tower’s 3k Celebration Movie AU Challenge @stories-from-stark-towerTony decides that everyone needs a break and takes it upon himself to plan a week long cruise for himself and his friends. One thing leads to another and suddenly they all find themselves stranded on a mysterious, yet all too familiar, island. Peter Pan Movie AU

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader (eventual)

Warnings: storms, mentions of drowning, angst (a bit)

Word Count: 1423

A/N: Second Part of Shipwrecked. We’re getting there

Part One x

Originally posted by enochianess

Things had been wild since the ‘S.S. Stark’ had left the dock, to put it lightly. Tony had entered coordinates into the autopilot and all of you partied all day and through the night. The next day, after your hangovers were sufficiently cured, was spent surfing, water skiing, and everything else you could possibly do in the water. It was your third morning on the boat and you were determined to actually relax that day. Which is how you found yourself enjoy the salty freshness of the air as you made yourself breakfast. You were alone for the first time in three days and frankly, you were loving the silence. The warmth of the sun was beating down softly on your face as you laid on one of the lounge chairs on the patio. Music was playing behind you at the perfect volume, courtesy of Tony’s AI named FRIDAY, and you could feel yourself slowly slipping back to sleep. Until someone interrupted your bliss that is.

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The Thing About Forever Is... Pt. One

Hold on, my sweet muffins! My new AU is go! I hope you like it, give me your feedback, and it will be on FF.net tomorrow. 

Santana Lopez is not normal. This is just a fact and it resonates on a deep level with her. Yeah, she had a rough childhood, and an odd adulthood, and she gravitates towards people she shouldn’t, and likes people with the ‘wrong’ type of genitalia… But, more than that, she’s odd. She always makes sure to leave the closet door in her bedroom open a crack, and has never had a marshmallow.  She’s definitely one of the weird ones. She doesn’t mind, though. It’s what got her her podcast Santana Lopez is Not Normal (broadcasting every weekend evening on the Paranormal Podcast Network), and enough advertising revenue to help pay some of the bills, and her producer/ sidekick. Hell, she even got an intern that year. Things were weird but good.

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theworldwasinblackinwhite  asked:

Hey is there any abo where there both alphas?

yes there is!

Little Wolf by GreenasCole (4/? | 16,409 | R)

When Jackson pulls a nasty trick on Stiles’s seventeenth birthday, he may go off the deep end, just a bit. Peter notices and hatches a plot.

No one is surprised.

Now Beacon Hills has a serious Alpha overpopulation problem, Scott is caught in a tug of war between Stiles, Derek, Isaac, and Allison, and the Sheriff knows everything.

It’s going to be a long summer.

Ready by ashley_ingenious (1/1 | 3,117 | NC17)

Derek Hale’s not an idiot, okay. He knew becoming an Alpha wouldn’t prevent him from going into heat. He just thought… he just thought he had more time, because Alpha’s don’t go into heat unless they’re in the presence of their true mate. And that, well, Derek hadn’t been expecting that.

The Orange is a Lie by GreenasCole (7/7 | 26,923 | NC17)

July was a always a rough month for the Stilinski men. It had been ever since Stiles lost his mother. This year was going to be different. After getting a perfect score on his PSATs (which nearly resulted in his evisceration at the hands of a certain wrathful strawberry blond goddess) the University of Chicago, his parents’ alma mater, had invited him to come spend a week being wooed by the alumni association.

Stiles was looking forward to reveling in the normality of this milestone with his dad and best friend, despite the potential for big love and drama. This was going to be their first step on their road back to a safe, happy, supernatural-free life.


Or the one where Stiles finds a book, botches an enchantment, and discovers that the skeletons in his mother’s family’s closet are the animated kind that try to kill you (meanwhile Scott causes a diplomatic incident and Derek struggles with a different kind of closet).

anonymous asked:

Hey guys :) Any fics with mistaken identities? (Where Derek or Stiles thinks the other is someone else, and they find out it's all misunderstanding :D )

Okay Anon, I have some fics for you!

And if you like this fic, you might like our: misunderstandings tag, and our online relationship tag.

Message From My Heart by Hepzheba

2,694  I  Fluff, Humor, Pining, AU-Human

General Audiences

Derek is forced by his relatives to pretend to be Laura on an online dating site so she can finally find someone. Derek wasn’t supposed to fall for someone there…

Message received by WeirdV

2,863  I  Cop Stiles, Artist Derek, Joke Gone Wrong

General Audiences

She’s drunk.
Very drunk, and that’s her defense for doing it.
When the guy asks her number - cute, sexy and into boys and girls - she gives him her brother’s number instead.
She expects it to come crashing down when he tries to call her later. Looking forward to see her brother’s face.
But he doesn’t call.
He sends a text.

Prompt: This guy/girl gave me her number last night but it’s actually yours.

Follow the Lead by r2metoo

4,177  I  Groomer Stiles, AU-Human, Dogs, Idiots in Love

General Audiences

Stiles’ favorite customer is Laura Hale and her little Cocker Spaniel. A handsome man comes into his shop one day with the dog, and Stiles learns Laura had a bad accident, he also learns that she has a very handsome husband…he is her husband, right?

Cherry pie by devilscut

7,300  I  Strippers, Deputy Derek


Much to his disgust new Deputy Derek Hale is dispatched to a party for excessive noise. However, when he arrives the reception he gets is not what he’s used to and when he encounters the drunk birthday boy, one Stiles Stilinski, Derek’s never felt this way about anyone especially not so quickly.

So what’s a guy to do when the hot birthday boy starts whispering naughty things in your ear.. and then you find out exactly who his Dad is - your new boss.

A tale of mistaken identity, strippers, werewolves and love at first sight (although neither of them will admit to that last one just yet).

Sideways and Slantways and Longways and Backways by hologramophone

7,799  I  AU-Office, AU-Human, Fluff, Pining

Teen and Up

“I called you a slave-driver!” Stiles cried hysterically. “I called you an ogre! I stole all the blue paperclips!”
Derek raised an eyebrow at him.
“That’s company property!” he shouted, waving his arms madly in distress.
Derek ran a hand over his face. “It’s not theft if the vice president of the company gives you permission.”

(Otherwise known as the Elevator AU)

Handsome Hobo by relenafanel, and Swing Set in December (swing_set13)

8,853  I  Neighbors, Professor Derek, Comedy

Teen and Up

Derek should probably stop rummaging through garbage if he doesn’t want people to assume he’s homeless.

Navigating This Space Between Us by Omni

9,641  I  Pining, Bottom Derek, Oblivious


Derek gets forced to watch some sci-fi show about a surly, secret prince and the sarcastic young spaceship captain hired to aid him on his quest. Strangely enough, he finds himself hooked on it. So much so that he’s even drawn into the fandom. There he meets a popular fanfic author with an oddly endearing attitude, and he gets rather smitten. Maybe this mystery guy could actually help get him to stop pining for Stiles…

‘Linski’s Late Night Antidote To Lame by WhoNatural

13,865  I  AU-College, Pining, Radio

Teen and Up

Where Stiles has his own college radio show, and the mysterious, faceless Derek is his number one fan.

Also there’s this really hot guy he keeps meeting in the library who totally hates his guts.

Total System Meltdown by thegirlgrey

17,223  I 5/5  I  Pining, Misunderstandings

Teen and Up

Stiles has the hots for Lydia’s pool boy. Sadly, Lydia’s pool boy is not Derek Hale. Nobody’s told Stiles that.

One Way or Another by alis

22,181  I  4/4  I  Angst with a Happy Ending, Catfishing

General Audiences

Derek thought he had the perfect plan to get past Stiles’ defenses and know him better: by making an account on an online RPG Stiles’ plays, and getting closer to him.

Except Derek is an idiot, Stiles is just as bad as Derek, and everything goes wrong.

Catfish by crimandclove

26,763  I  8/8  I  AU-Human, Slow Build, AU-High School

Teen and Up  I  Part 1 of the The Art of Being Caught series

cat-fish (verb) - to lure (someone) into a relationship by means of a fictional online persona.

Stiles is sick and tired of being the only one without a date, so he decides to set up an OK Cupid profile. Little does he know, the guy he starts talking to isn’t all what he seems.

The Orange is a Lie by GreenasCole

26,923  I  7/7  I  Canon Divergent, Magic Stiles, Pack Dynamics

Explicit  I  Part 1 of the Mandarin series

July was a always a rough month for the Stilinski men. It had been ever since Stiles lost his mother. This year was going to be different. After getting a perfect score on his PSATs (which nearly resulted in his evisceration at the hands of a certain wrathful strawberry blond goddess) the University of Chicago, his parents’ alma mater, had invited him to come spend a week being wooed by the alumni association.

Stiles was looking forward to reveling in the normality of this milestone with his dad and best friend, despite the potential for big love and drama. This was going to be their first step on their road back to a safe, happy, supernatural-free life.


Or the one where Stiles finds a book, botches an enchantment, and discovers that the skeletons in his mother’s family’s closet are the animated kind that try to kill you (meanwhile Scott causes a diplomatic incident and Derek struggles with a different kind of closet).

A Devotion by TroubleIWant

77,076  I  9/9  I  AU-Medieval, Prince Stiles, Pining, Angst with a Happy Ending


There’s a boy exiting the doors as they approach. Where Derek is tan from hours outside, the boy is pale except for a few beauty marks on one cheek. He’s dressed in fine riding clothes, and flanked by a guard wearing the sign of the royal house. A noble, then. He’s younger than Derek, but, considering his higher station, a bow would be appropriate. Despite that, Derek can’t help looking curiously at the boy, who’s looking back at Derek with just as much interest. For a moment, their eyes meet - the boy’s are a deep amber in the sunlit courtyard, ringed by long, tawny lashes.

A gloved hand smacks the back of Derek’s head and he instinctively flinches away, hunching his shoulders. He loses track of the other boy as they pass one another, and as he turns to get another look, the knight grabs his shoulder and marches him forward into the stable.

“Keep your eyes to yourself,” the knight instructs. “And next time, show the proper respect to Crown Prince Stiles.”

Or: A medieval AU that’s a little Princess Bride, a little bit more Game of Thrones, and a healthy side-serving of gay erotica.

Enjoy these adorable motherfuckers falling in love!

Love and internet hugs,

Fluffy Wolf

The Morning After (Secret Santa Gift for @olicityarrowfan)

This the Olicity Secret Santa gift for olicityarrowfan (Emma). I hope she likes it! (from outoftheclosetshipper)

The Morning After

For as long as she can remember, Felicity has always woken up at 6:15 am on the dot every morning. It didn’t matter, if she slept at 9 pm or 11 pm, or at 3am after a night of watching over Team Arrow as they went on their nightly patrols, her eyes would automatically open at 6:15 am.

This morning was no different. She had finally gotten to sleep, sated and satisfied after hours of showing each other how much they loved each other, at around 2 am. She thought her body clock would have given her a break this morning, because last night — Well, was the first time she and Oliver had spent the night together. She thought her body would celebrate that by waking her up later.

But, alas, at 6:15 am, her eyes open like clockwork, with no respect to how much more time she needed to recover from last night’s exertions.

“Go back to sleep,” Oliver murmurs in her ear, nuzzling his stubble in her hair. He was spooned behind her, one arm around her waist, and his legs tangled with hers.

She snuggles closer to him, closing her eyes, attempting to go back to sleep. After a few minutes of trying, she gives up, her body refusing to go back to sleep and demanding coffee. She opens her eyes and wriggles out of Oliver’s arms.

“Felicity,” he groans, as he turns on his back, releasing her from his hold, “Let’s sleep some more.”

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