apathygender  asked:

Hacker Babes


  • favorite non-sexual activity: video games, hacking each others’ computers with dumb shit, roxy dragging sollux out to get in trouble
  • who uses all the hot water: roxyyy
  • most trivial thing they fight over: PROBABLY VIDEO GAME RELATED THINGS OMG
  • who does most of the cleaning: they probably take turns depending on who gets messier at the time
  • what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: roxy really likes these sorts of things more than he does
  • who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: roxyy fthhfht
  • who steals the blankets: ROXY and sollux is just like w/e
  • who leaves their stuff around: BOTH OF THEM
  • who remembers to buy the milk: roxy because sollux wouldnt remember
  • who remembers anniversaries: i think they would both think the other would forget so theyd both secretly remember and surprise each other
  • who cooks normally?: roxy would try but sollux is actually better at it, its just a matter of getting him to do it thats the problem ahaha
  • how often do they fight?: they usually just play-fight but they can get heated sometimes
  • what do they do when they’re away from each other?: sollux works on his coding, roxy does scieeeennce and hangs out with a bunch of ppl since those are things they dont really do together
  • nicknames for each other?: RX, lalonde; sollicks, mr captor, soolux/slooluz/various other typo names
  • who is more likely to pay for dinner?: probably split since they dont go out much anyway
  • what would they get each other for gifts?: GAMES MOSTLY HOO HOO and other nerdy paraphernalia
  • who kissed who first?: roxy smooched him <3
  • who made the first move?: see above
  • who remembers things?: theyd both be forgetful as shit so it depends on the importance hahaha
  • who started the relationship?: roxy i guess
  • who cusses more?: both of themmm sollux maybe
  • what would they do if the other one was hurt?: oh my god they would flip so many tits because they just know the other one hurts and doesnt feel good enough and just ugh they want each other to be happy i have a lot of feelings for this ship

this was supposed to be a warmup doodle but it took forever since i have gotten kinda rusty oops

this is also me mourning the “you had me at klaatu” shirt because i have always wanted to buy it and i have no idea when topatoco stopped selling it

anyway these guys are serious, serious nerds

nerds in hatelove

because nuclearstuck

hey friends can i be a real dork for a second and post a little snippet of writing that i am ashamed to be proud of

it was the starter to an rp that was supposed to be you know an affectionate nudge at like cheesy 80s/90s cyberpunk/“hacker” stuff, like some kind of neuromancer/shadowrun/transmet squash up

where hacking is some kind of fast-typing sorcery that kids in goggles and fishnet do to bring down “the man”

anyway i just really liked this passage the rp never went anywhere because i got all trangled up in bullshit like tends to happen in my life but it’s behind the cut (it’s sol/rox)

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