2p Italy plays the violin and to me is basically that one guy who looks super cool and awesome from a distance but one you get to know them is literally the worst friend you’ve ever made. Luciano has a low patience and can not handle stupidity even as a joke. If you would act really stupid round him, I can only say he would squint at you judging you silently. Also is super Tsundere. No one can tell me other wise.
Ugh 2p Germany is a huge perv not even gonna lie. He’d make like sexual innuendos and then laugh about them later while you’re probably still wondering what the hell he’s talking about. He is lazy but not lazy enough to have the body of all gods.(acts smooth, but it actually really lame)
2p Japan. Third most sensible of the axis, but can be really irrational in the heat of the moment. Kuro is the one who has the ringtone to his favorite anime opening or ending and most likely has a shrine of Miku in his closet. He is the mother and does not give a shit about anything, like forever poker face. Best cook that has ever set foot on the planet earth and don’t you forget it.
2p Romano is the bigger fashionista there has ever lived. Don’t even get me started on how this boy will angrily type a whole packet about how bad crocs are and why they should be illegal. He is the topmost of all fashion and most of his brain consist on his appearance. Even though he cares much about appearance he won’t look at someone in disgust if they don’t look camera ready. Unless they wear something that isn’t their size(mostly too small) then he might have trouble on telling his friends and not keeping it to himself.
He is the cutest baby of all I can’t even tell how adorable 2p Prussia is. Gillen has really low self esteem, like if you give him a compliment he might either deny it or his self esteem would go up but like +3 and if he gets any negative comments it’ll drop to like -60000. He’s not weak, but is really indecisive about his decisions. For example if someone was picking on a friend of his, his time would mostly be standing there thinking out scenarios of what could happen in the two paths, making him on of the most sensible.He’s more of a picker upper than someone to stop it all together.
2p America is without a doubt an instigator. He’s like the child who never grew up, not really having much of filter or testing people with a goofy smile of his face. Overall just a big kid. Even though he can be really childish there are times where he’s really an adult, like cheering people up or taking serious situations serious while still lightening up the mood. With a s/o, he’d be really gentle and would put them first before himself. He’s a dick though. Is Vegan and haaaaaaaates when any of fast food commercials come on, because it makes his stomach hurt to see so much grease in one food item. It hurts his soul.
2p Canada is the big buff cheeto puff. He’s super blank face and looks really intimating, but is all about cuddling by the fireplace with a hot cup of Cocoa. He does the occasional smoking, but only if he’s really stressed out and needs some kinda quick way to get his mind clear. Matthieu has a “Bros Before Hoes” relationship with Allen even though it doesn’t really seem like they get along. He is the best at making some fluffy buttery pancakes that you would be begging for seconds.
2p France, as we all know if a heavy smoker and drinker. François doesn’t tend to talk much and doesn’t mind having silence. He also tends to have a medium to high sex drive. Not that he needs to be in any kind of sexual act constantly, but probably can’t do it himself after a week or two. He’s like Italy, mafia wise and has plenty of connections to get what he wants when needed. Right now he doesn’t seem so compatible, but does a soft side deep deep deep in his soul and can’t stand the sight of an injured pet. Has to change the channel if one of those animal shelter donation commercials come on.
2p England is the kindest most sweetest loving asshole there has ever been. Sure he is covered with colors and smiles and cupcakes, but can annoy you bad into swearing so he can pull out that swear jar. He cares for everything, but don’t get him to a point where he’s so mad that his kitchen knife won’t just be used to cutting foods. He won’t swear for anything and if he does it’s just words like fudge or butterscotch.
2p Russia is the love of everyone. Vlad is a pacifist and will not fight not matter how gruesome things are. He would sit down and have a civilized conversation about the issue over like some coffee instead of resulting to violence. He has a large library in his home containing over hundreds of books and loves to read and be informed of politics. He is very well cultured on the world and enjoys learning more information and facts. He likes people who are willing to talk about touchy subjects in the world and who wouldn’t turn a blind eye to such issues.(race, injustice, politics, brutality etc.)
2p China is the short angry one, also with zero amount of filters. He sucks a cooking, please do not ask this child to make ANYTHING for you, unless you’re prepared to go to hospital to get your stomach pumped. It may look good, but do not taste it at all cost. When he’s stressed out he’ll just get high and chill with some kid shows and a bag of Doritos. Huge flirt and just because he flirts doesn’t mean he’s all into you though. Just saying.
2p Spain is literally a stone. You will probably never see this guy smile, he barely talks, doesn’t like being touched and doesn’t know the word friendly or gentle. The only person he lets touch him and hang onto him is Flavio. I mean he let him dye a strand of his hair. Anyway, Andres has a “whatever if it’s not broken” attitude and doesn’t care what people think. He does like being inside and just take a nap, so have fun with that.
You know that one kid in high school who had shaved hair, Metallica shirts, ripped jeans and wore the pentagon necklaces and you kinda hated them but still found them alluring in a way? That is literally 2p Austria. Ryszard is all about rock and seems like a “Hail Satan!” kind of guy. He plans on being ruler of the world and treats himself like the king. He tends to smoke for any occasion, sad, mad, happy, bored, just to have something in his mouth. Like binge eating, but with cigarettes. Even though he listens to the hard rock and metal, he secretly has a huge soft spot for classical music. Bach, Beethoven, Debussy, so on and so forth.
Headcanon: after they retire from skating, Yuuri becomes a big Internet Person. Not a social media addict like his husband or Phichit, no. Instead, he loves to lurk on random forums and read advice columns. Eventually he stops just lurking and starts commenting a lot on r/relationships, and what do you know, two decades of not being in a relationship and only watching other people means that Yuuri’s kinda good at relationship advice (for other people).
Of course, one day Yuuri leaves r/relationships up on his laptop and Victor finds it. And because he’s Victor Katsuki-Nikiforov, *he* starts posting on r/relationships “looking for advice”, but everyone haaaaaaaates his posts because they’re all hardly-subtle humblebrags about how wonderful and perfect his husband is. He leaves out enough details that Yuuri doesn’t realize at first, but eventually the usernames Victor picks that are all skating terms gives him away. Yuuri is both exasperated and very, very much in love.
Kara and Mon El hate each other so much that they feel the need to make breakfast for each other, to buy flowers and coffee, to have an ice cream/movie night and to kiss every 5 minutes. so much haaaaaaaate!
im banging a libra rn and when im not at his place he acts like i dont exist and like he is barely interested but when im there its 100% romance passion and compliments i haaaaaaaate it nothing he does makes sense why is he torturing me
hey Andi I'm curious to know if you know anything about the new CN short, Villainous? and if you do, do you have any thoughts about it? oh, but if you don't know anything about it, it's got a super cute smiley boy with BIG SHARP TEETH, and he's got a fun, showcase kind of personality. i'm not one for analyzing plots and stuff so i don't kno what to tell u how it is story-wise, but the show has great characters like the one mentioned above. i hope u have a good one!!
Let me be honest: I am SUPER FREAKIN HEARTWARMED by the fact that you thought of telling me about this cartoon because that means you know my tastes 100000% and I am beyond touched by that!
And, to summarize my feelings on it: I like it! Makes me feel 14 again. Just reminds me about how much I LOOOOVE concepts centered around villains, morally-bankrupt main protagonists, mean humor, crazy teeth, I love all that jazz!
Though I will be honest, it is almost laughable how incredibly Tumblr DeviantArt Bait™ it is and yeah, it’s obvious this thing is gonna blow up and already has a la Undertale, but like I’m cool with it so long as people aren’t disrespectful nor overly-defensive of it (which lots of people already are, can you believe it????)
Basically: I really like it! Even when it’s stupid and try-hard (and I HAAAAAAAATE that Funimation Scene Girl and Bootleg Boskov), I like it! BUT, for the love of SWEET PANCREAS, know that not everybody has to like it and don’t take criticisms / jokes / negative reviews at heart.
Also: just the same, as overdone and edgy and baity and scene this show is… come on, guys. Some young kids really like this stuff. And it can inspire them to keep drawing and making more wild jazz that can develop their skills into something pretty epic.
Visser Three is here! He points out that the Yeerks do change their frequencies periodically because they are not total idiots, so the Yeerk beacon using an old frequency was pretty damn suspicious, hence the trap.
Ax wants really badly to get fighty because he haaaaaaaates V3 for killing his brother, but after an initial outburst, the Animorphs manage to keep up a united front of silence to avoid giving anything away. But Jake snarls his tiger-snarl.
To my utter delight, Actual Cat Lady Visser Three is super into Jake’s “deadly, beautiful” tiger morph. I predict within three books he will have his own actual pet tiger. He likes it so much that he decides to take everyone onto his ship still in their animal morphs, so he can show them off to his guest, Visser One.
The Hork-Bajir round up the Animorphs and prod them onto the Blade Ship, which accomodatingly grows itself a bigger doorway to let Rachel’s elephant-form through. Neat little trick!
Marco trudges onto the ship, thinking sadly about how he’s going to get killed on his very last mission and his father will never know what happened to him, because he’ll disappear without a trace, just like his mom, leaving no body.
(And in case you’re wondering, this pointed HEY REMEMBER HOW THERE’S NO BODY FOR MARCO’S MOM reminder is where I suddenly remembered that in an earlier recap, I had intended to point out how convenient it was that Marco’s mother was swept out to sea leaving no body, but I failed to actually put that in the recap. Not that it’s about to become relevant or anything.)
The Animorphs, stuffed into a large windowless cell together, try to form a plan that doesn’t end in them either dying or becoming unwilling hosts for Yeerks in their brains. The planning doesn’t go so well.
Their cell spontaneously grows a window so that they can look at Earth vanishing below them, and then at the Yeerk mother ship as they move toward it. As with most of their ships, this one also looks kind of insect-ish, except it also has trailing jellyfish-tendril-tentacle-y-things, and it’s really really really big. This does not lighten the mood any.
They continue being worried and not coming up with a plan all the rest of the way to the ship and while V3’s littler ship docks. Ax gives an update on their time limit (seventy-two minutes left) and tiger!Jake and wolf!Cassie share a little comfort-nuzzle. Ax and the humans do a little interspecies bonding over the fact that they’re all pretty scared of dying.
Finally they’re fully docked and a door opens up to let them out of their cell. Marco sees a couple hundred Hork-Bajir, Taxxons, and humans, and he notes they’re in two different shades of uniforms - some red and gold, some black and gold. He has a distinct impression that the two groups dislike each other. Ax confirms that different Vissers have their own private armies with different uniforms.
Before they can try to sort out which army belongs to which Visser, the crowd parts, making way for the Vissers.
Visser Three is in his Andalite form, because apparently this isn’t the right time to pull out one of his “six-headed, twenty-clawed, fireball-spitting” forms.
Visser One? Well. She’s currently driving a human body, and that body is Marco’s mom..
(Whyyyyyyy didn’t I put in that sentence in the earlier recap about how suspicious the lack of Marco’s mom’s body was, whyyyyyyy, although to be fair I did not predict this specific outcome of that trope.)
Fun fact of the day: truscum (whether they’re cis or trans) fucking HAAAAAAAATE aces
Bc they class aces and nb people together as “special snowflakes who are just making up unnecessarily specific terms for things that don’t exist”
And all the ableist, exorsexist bullshit that comes along with that idea.
This might be why so fucking many TERFs also hate aces: pretty much all TERFs are also truscum, as far as I can tell.
(The entirety of truscum rhetoric goes perfectly with transmisogyny and general cissexism, and people who use “special snowflake” rhetoric are supporting TERFs whether they mean to, or want to, or not.)
this message brought to you by me digging through dozens of TERF ace discourse blogs and seeing some fucking patterns
EVEN IF KINANA WAS A HUMAN TO BEGIN WITH, IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT SHE WAS COBRA'S PET SNAKE. BOTH OF THEM ARE AWARE OF WHO THEY ARE TO EACH OTHER (Starry Sky Arc) AND YET THEY DON'T FEEL ANY AWKWARDNESS TO THE SITUATION???
This is literally the worst. Kinabra actually ranked higher than Gruvia on “ships that I don’t want canon” for me. I haaaaaaaate
can we have more Dan and Valerie interaction stuff because holy shit I do not see enough of that in this phandom and I WANT IT
like Dan and Valerie getting into slappy hands fights over the last packet of chips, Dan and Valerie being roommates who haaaaaaaate each other, Dan and Valerie going to the gym and heckling each other into working out harder, arm wrestling that always ends up breaking the table because they get too into it
Danielle being the peacekeeper between sort-of-brother/father and her girlfriend even though she knows Dan is a piece of shit but she just ignores him because he’s an idiot who’s just trying to get a rise out of people for shits and giggles
Valerie is bad at ignoring things
Dan harassing Valerie the most because she ALWAYS bites and it’s FUN, Dan getting told off by Danielle for harassing her girlfriend, Danielle getting her own back because she knows what pisses Dan off and she gets Valerie to join in because REVENGE IS VAL’S MODUS OPERANDI
just plEASE GIVE ME ALL OF THE DAN AND VALERIE BULLSHIT WITH A SIDE OF DANIELLE BECuse it is CONSUMING MY SOuL