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Ortho & Plastics || Hazel & Henry

Hazel bit her pen while eye-ing Dr. Anderson who was walking towards her after she paged him for a consult. She had to admit that he was ridiculously attractive and after their coffee together, it almost too hard not to noticed him around the hospital, not that it was ever easy to begin with. Hazel quickly diverted her eyes from him to the chart and wrote something on it as she could felt he was getting closer. She looked up at him and gave him the chart before brought him up to speed about the case but avoiding an eye contact because Henry still made Hazel intimidated if not uncomfortable. “A 24 year old male on a crash bicycle versus truck, half of him was, well… smashed up…” She told him before opening the door and revealed the guy who half of his face was smashed up and swollen, “The others had done the damage control and he’s been stable ever since, but now it’s time for us to give him his face back…” Hazel turned to Henry and smiled a bit before stepped closer to the patient, “Hey Chuck, this is Dr. Anderson, he will be helping me to give you your face back, okay?” Hazel smiled at the patient, “Don’t worry, I’ve heard he’s the best and very good at everything…” Hazel eyed Henry before turned back to Chuck, “Just asked him to make you look even better okay?” Hazel smiled and touched his arm before checking his IV.

“As you can see his face bone structure completely smashed, I can build you a new cheekbone, but I can’t do the whole giving him his face back thing or the eye thing, that’s where you come in…” Hazel told Henry once they were out of Chuck’s room and walking towards the library to do some more research, “You know I’d much prefer work with someone else, but as I told Chuck, you’re the best. So are you in?” Hazel asked.

2

Ugh

2he ii2 a fe2teriing turd 2tiirriing dii2ea2ed rodent capturiing hiighblood a22 kiickiing attentiion hogbea2t. And for that II applaud her

We dont 2ee eye two eye. Pretty much ever. The only thiing we do agree on ii2 that what Vanta2 ha2 two 2ay ii2 iimportant and hii2 2afety ii2 paramount. That and me beiing a dii2gu2tiing excu2e of a liiviing organii2m

A2 long a2 we can agree upon that nothiing el2e really matter2 proviided 2he keep her paiiliing and quadrant dii2cu22iion2 two “purr2elf” II gue22

Eridan: Panic

cA: no i said too much im gonna delete that

cA: howw the fuck do you delete an email

cA: sol help me wwith somethin real quick

tA: what, me?

cA: no the other eyesore wwho shavved exactly half his fuckin face and quit

tA: got bored wiith iit, fuck you

tA: what do you want, ii haven’t even had my coffee yet.

cA: howw do you delete an email after you sent it

tA: ha2 iit been over ten 2econd2 2iince you 2ent iit

cA: yeah

tA: ii hope iit wa2n’t naked piicture2 then becau2e that 2hiip ha2 2aiiled, lol.

cA: oh god oh god

tA: what wa2 iit, you’re kiilliing me here.

cA: i sort a got upset and ranted about some really personal things to someone i barely fuckin knoww 

cA: like resentments and anger and wwhatnot

cA: wwhat wwas i thinkin

tA: ii am 2o not caffeiinated enough two deal wiith thii2 riight now.

cA: theyre gonna think im a wwhiny pussy

tA: well, iif ii may poiint out–

cA: goddamn it sol wwould it kill you to not make flippant fuckin remarks at my expense wwhen im clearly in pain

tA: ehehe, no, probably not.

tA: ii wiill take thii2 bullet for you, but only once.

tA: becau2e ii under2tand what iit ii2 two be 2pattered iin the foul 2pray of one'2 own uncontrollable emotiional diiarrhea.

tA: wa2 iit really that bad?

cA: i dont evven knoww i just felt so shitty for sayin it as soon as i hit the button

tA: can ii offer you 2ome word2 of wii2dom that help me exactly half the tiime?

cA: sure

tA: fuck iit. that ii2 all. just, fuck iit.

cA: wwoww sol thats profound you should wwrite self help books

tA: hey iif we’re doiing iin2ult2 after all ii can ab2olutely go back two that, but ii of all people know poiintle22 2elf-loathiing wank when ii 2ee iit.

tA: and ii say agaiin: FUCK IIT.

tA: 2o you’re the weiirdo who 2end2 awkward emaiil2, on top of everythiing el2e that make2 you weiird?

tA: fiine, then. that'2 you, and you’ll liive. fuck iit.

cA: fuck it huh

cA: easy for you to say

tA: ye2, 2o ea2y.

tA: from the liip2 of one who ha2 been naked iin traffiic on two dii2tiinct occa2iion2 to your 2hell-liike ear

tA: 2o come2 my completely unearned pronouncement of ultiimate embarra22ment 2urviival.

cA: wwhat 

cA: twwice?

tA: and who al2o once deciided he wa2 iin harry potter, except for real, and told everybody about iit.

cA: oh my god

tA: above the age of twelve, ii miight add.

cA: okay maybe you knoww wwhere im coming fr–

tA: and hacked a government web2iite lookiing for proof of contact wiith aliien2, you wouldn’t beliieve me iif ii told you whiich one but iit wa2 on the new2.

cA: did you find any

tA: no more than the u2ual.

tA: and ii have had 2ex wiith a lot of uh, not partiicularly advii2able partner2, let'2 ju2t leave iit at that.

cA: little hint maybe

tA: there wa2 a full-body snow leopard outfiit iinvolved ED plea2e don’t make me reliive iit.

cA: the fuck

tA: look my poiint ii2, you wiill liive, and after you don’t diie from the 2hame, you wiill have one le22 thiing to be afraiid of. 2o, fuck iit.

cA: huh

cA: fuck it

tA: ye2, gra22hopper.

cA: FUCK it

tA: good, now ju2t repeat iit every hour on the hour for the next 2eventy year2 or 2o and all wiill be well.

tA: can ii go iinhale my coffee now?

cA: yeah thats cool

cA: and then shavve the rest a your face its like moldy lookin and naff as fuck

tA: ok, mom.

cA: uh sol

tA: what.

cA: just

cA: snoww leopards

tA: FUCK IIT.