ha im sassy

  • Boruto: My parents kiss everyday in the morning before dad goes off to work. On the lips! I think that's disgusting.
  • Sarada: Be grateful! Mama and papa don't ever let me see them kiss. They prefer their privacy when being affectionate.
  • Mitsuki: ... I'd rather not comment on my parent's lovelife.
  • Inojin: I caught my parents f**king behind the counter in our flower shop once.
  • Shikadai: ...
  • ChoCho: My poor virgin ears!!

@raijindork replied to yourpost:                    To everyone who knows the series ‘Lucifer’ and…                

   ngl you’ve made me really want to watch lucifer. esp after that freed commission (was it you who commissioned it? idek)   

Hmm yes it was me B) Bc Freed as the devil is perfect….- I’d really recommend the show tho! I’m stil waiting so I can watch the second season in German haha.

  • -Sakura starts having contractions-
  • Karin: Are you sure you want to stay? A birth can be a pretty intense experience for a man.
  • Sakura: Darling, you don't have to do this...
  • Sasuke: No, I'm staying. I want to be with you, by your side.
  • Sakura: Sasuke-kun... ♡
  • Karin: ...You two are so cheesy.
  • -during the actual labour-
  • Sakura: Nnnnaaah (holding Sasuke's hand)
  • Karin: Come on, Sakura, you're doing great, push!
  • Sakura: AAAAHHHG!! (now crushing Sasuke's hand)
  • *snap*
  • Sasuke: O_O (immediately regretting his decesions)
  • Karin: Warned ya.

At the end of the day I’m just fandom trash. Lately it’s been about Shino.

I’m Naruto trash.