ha im popular

  • Richie: If we ever have another kid and it's a girl we should name her Lizard and call her Liz and people will be like "Oh, is that short for Elizabeth?" and she'll have to say "No, my name is Lizard."
  • Eddie: You're officially never allowed to touch a birth certificate ever in your whole life.

Shizuo: JUST STAY OUT OF IKEBUKURO, IZAYA!
Izaya:  

when will dreamworks give me the accidental kiss trope between lance and keith cmon chop chop!

2

Sawamura + Miyuki → instagram au

quick poll:

desperate 25-year-old rick hires a “boyfriend” off craigslist to get his family off his back for thanksgiving & accidentally gets attached vs quick a/b/o smut blurb thing ft. moody omega rick & confused alpha negan