ha i'm done

college gothic
  • someone in your class mentions communism. they speak about it at length. you are in biology class.
  • you text your mother. she does not respond for 3 days. you text her again and then realize that it has only been 2 hours since your first text.
  • freshmen travel in packs. what are they afraid of.
  • your class is in room 153. the numbers start at 201. you cannot find the first floor.
  • someone is talking about communism. it is not the same person as last time. this is an english class.
  • your transcript says you have an A in philosophy 3310. you do not remember taking this class. what did you learn? what did you do?
  • you meet your elevator buddy. you do not speak. you never do. you ride in silence. one day, they are not there. you miss them.
  • your advisor refers you to the registrar. the registrar refers you to admissions. admissions refers you to both the registrar and your advisor. you have spoken to two people who do not exist and one who has been dead for ten years.
  • the boy who sits next to you wears the same clothes everyday. you think this is strange but when you mention it, he tells you that this is the first time he has worn this outfit. you realize that you have lived this day before.
  • you pass someone sleeping in the quad. he has always been there. stop looking at him.
  • someone answers, “communism.” it is not someone who has been previously mentioned. the question was, “what is an example of the art of ancient greece?”
  • you have a doppelganger on campus. you have never met them. they know all of your friends.
  • the seniors speak only to professors. their eyes are dead. they have given up the safety of the pack long ago.
  • the professor is talking about STD’s. your math class is very strange.
  • the powerpoint is in comic sans. you suspect that your economics professor is an extraterrestrial being after all.
  • “communism,” the man serving you lunch insists. wearily you nod. that’s what everyone says.

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4

it’s joke

if u came here looking for accurate height uve come to the wrong place

aint nobody stopping keith from kicking anyone’s ass when they talk shit bout lance

bonus (aka where they all went):

possible reasons why keith got expelled from the garrison

  • he was never even enrolled he just walked in one day and by the time they realised a full year had already passed
  • eating pencil shavings
  • using the faculty bathroom and wrapping the soap dispenser in so much toilet paper that it couldn’t be used
  • writing ‘where’s shiro’ on his forehead in sharpie and smashing his head through iverson’s door at 3am
  • they caught him with his phone in an exam but he wasn’t cheating he was just watching kitten videos and gently patting the screen
  • 'do you know you’re late mr kogane?’ 'do you know you have a receding hairline?’
  • 'where’s your homework mr kogane?’ 'where are your eyebrows?’
  • 'go to the gym tomorrow for detention’ 'too bad i’ll be at your funeral instead’
  • shaving off the edges of his desk with a metal ruler
  • closing his eyes and snoring in the middle of a sentence iverson was saying to him
  • getting out of the flight simulator, ripping his shirt off and screaming
  • duct taping himself to the school flagpole and belching out 'where’s shiro’ like some 22nd century mulleted Ulysses
  • leaving notes in lance’s locker saying 'i like you more than handsome squidward’
  • lighting wastepaper baskets on fire
  • in home ec, when they were cooking burgers, the patty fell on the floor and he put it back in the bun
  • stealing a hoverbike
  • wearing socks with sandals
  • writing 'keitholas’ on all his exams
  • picking up a bin in the cafeteria and throwing it, raining trash on everyone’s heads, because they ran out of pudding cups
  • iverson pulls back his blanket at night to go to sleep and he sees keith curled into a ball, wheezing 'where’s shiro?’
  • growing a mullet

au where padme lives and raises her two children thinking that anakin died on mustafar and works behind the scenes in the rebellion

and anakin/vader thinks that he killed padme

and they both think the other is dead and vader hates the shadowy leader of the rebellion and padme hates the emperor’s black-suited attack dog

i just have a lot of ideas about this idk

8

pride & prejudice + mr darcy’s declarations of love