ha i dont really feel like tagging this for each game

Okay so I had a thought (I don’t know if someone’s done it before but hey)

  • what if Annabeth got swapped instead of Percy in Heroes of Olympus.
  • I think it would’ve been really interesting to see Annabeth, who is generally untrusting of new people, try to fit in when she arrives at New Rome.
  • Also, it fits because Hera really hates Annabeth, so uprooting her life would be like the ultimate punishment.
  • The roman demigods would all be doubtful and stigmatise her due to her godly parent, like what they did to Percy slightly but worse, because the Romans (Octavian) don’t believe Minerva should have children. 
  • “daughter of Minerva, definitely cohort five” 
  • Octavian makes little digs at her constantly, but she is Annabeth so she doesn’t take any his shit, and makes sure get him back during war games. 
  • Instead of using water in the war games she would help Frank plan their tactics and kick everyone asses with amazing fighting skills. If they thought Percy was impulsive with his technique wait until they see annabeth.
  • I feel like hazel would look up to her as an older sister (maybe ask for advice on fighting, Annabeth would tell her of course but she’s amazing and doesn’t actual need the help), Frank would respect her a lot (like the mark of athena amplified) and would be in awe of her battle planning skills maybe even envious.
  • Annabeth would constantly reassure him that he’s very good himself, and each time she says it he’d feel slightly better.
  • Okay here is where it gets gay Reyna has an implied crush on Percy (that, lets be honest, is down to compulsory heterosexuality and I just read it as desperate for help?).
  • and Percy is 100% type person who you can rely on.
  • Annabeth though, Reyna would be dazed by her, like she’d feel so star struck by her when watching the way she holds herself in battle (and her muscles, come on, especially ABS) 
  • when they are about to leave for their quest, where they probably use trains or something reminiscent of the lighting thief, Reyna pulls her aside and reaches out to her.
  • Annabeth would take a while to clock on that she wants a relationship, then she’d probably feel guilty because she wants to help her, but she remembers hints of a boyfriend who she seems to like a lot.
  • Embarrassed, she’d change the subject immediately. 
  • Then a month later, she’ll meet Rachel and live happily ever after.
  • When Annabeth, Frank and Hazel return from the quest, she’d fight the giant for Athena (I forgot the name) and do a similar thing to Percy I guess but Annabethied.
  • I feel she’d use talking as a diversion and maybe have a plan before starting the fight?
  • Reyna hugs her after, but pulls away fast coughing and blushing.
  • Bonus: pipercy and jercy bonding at Camp Half-Blood

anonymous asked:

Do you have any good fluffy klance that you recommend?

Yall are keeping me busy xD but here we go!

Again, all of you can search through this list, its been filtered down to klance ^^

Theres also these works of mine: One, two, three, four, five. All are pretty much angst free, if there is any, its really light.


And, action! by staysharp

Summary: “Listen, where do you go to college?”“Why does a movie star want to know?”“So I can take you out for coffee as an apology.”(or alternatively, Keith receives a call not meant for him but he manages to get involved in the caller’s life in ways he never would have imagined)
WC: 106237 (17/17)
General Notes: laksfbgagah, keymashing is all i got on this fic, just read it 10/10

First Day of My Life by eso/cazzy

Summary: Lance has avoided asking about it all night, mostly because he’s pretty sure it’s weird to ask your friend if they’d be interested in cuddling in the same bed.
WC: 9445
General Notes: this fic is ridiculously fluffy, god these boys are awkward and lance is losing his mind, i love it. 9/10

Not That Bad by varelsen

Summary: “Am I really going to have to explain this to you?” “No, I’m totally fine with you shutting up right about now.” Hunk cups his hands around his mouth. “You. Are crushing. On Keith.”Or, a college AU featuring coffee shops, silly rivalries, motorcycles, arcade games, friendships, and lots of warm, fluffy feelings that are both confusing and delightful all at the same time.
WC: 67847 (12/12)
General Notes: the college university is just the best, bless. Lance is a dork, and Keith is just a ball of anxiety. like same keith same. 10/10

i bet you look good on the dancefloor by xShieru

Summary: “So like in ‘Step Up’?” Allura shrugs. “Now that you put it like that - yes. I guess it’s just like in 'Step Up’.” The smile that she sends Shiro’s way - followed by a shy wave, eugh - is sickening to say the least, and Lance still doesn’t believe in dance camps.-Lance McClain’s dancing career begins and ends with Keith.Keith just wants to find out what Lance’s deal is.
WC: 43291 (7/7)
General Notes: hahahah its literally the dance au that everyone knows about, and like a shit ton of fanart has been made for. its really great, like A+, lance again is a huge dork and Keith is mr moody and broody, 9/10

Take the Easel Way Out by legendarydesvender/svenationalist

Summary: Oh no, he’s hot, Lance thinks while he’s dying.(Pidge elbows Lance sharply a little while later. “You’re not dying, dumbass,” they whisper. “Pay attention, the pose started.”)***Written for klanceweek day 1, “Red/Blue”. Art class AU where Lance can’t focus because one of the new life drawing models is too attractive.
WC: 4094
General Note: in which we are all lance xD 10/10

Color Me Intrigued by dreamcp

Summary: Lance draws. Specifically, Lance draws Keith. A lot. Wonder why that is?
WC: 5235
General Notes: lance doodles and i just really love this, like its seriously one of my hcs that Lance just doodles in his down time. 10/10

Costumed Identities by Trashness

Summary: Lance and Keith are rival cosplayers, who only know each other by their online usernames. They are fiercely competitive, but are also desperately attracted to each other. You’d think they would just get together already, but there’s a couple of problems: 1. Keith crossplays, so Lance has absolutely no idea that Keith is a boy. 2. Both of them are idiots, and can’t seem to figure out that that hot cosplayer they like, is also that hot guy that they drool over every day at school.
WC: 41538 (3/3)
General Notes: i dont know much about cosplay, but like this is amazing. keith and lance are both idiots in love. 10/10

nothing’s quite as sweet by dimpleforyourthoughts, thebrotherswinchester

Summary: Keith is a barista who hates his job. Lance works at the cat shelter across the street.
WC: 50370 (yes one chapter xD)
General Notes: tbh, i really love the tags on this fic: keith kogane; human disaster and lance mcclain; sunshine boi. like thats literally the fic. its really cute and i love it so much. 11/10

Secret Ingredients by Lynn1998

Summary: Lance lives a comfortable life in the outside mall nicknamed the streets of Voltron. He bakes for a living with his friend, Hunk, and enjoys the company of the other store owners near him. Life seems great and easy until some pretty boy with a mullet opens a bakery across the street from him.
WC: 48193
General Notes: my face hurt reading this fic. its great. like godbless. 9/10

Catching Feelings by th3blackcat

Summary: It’s easy to spot Lance. The college student always has his nose in a book, whether it’s for one of his classes, a class that he’s a TA for, or for fun. It isn’t until Keith, an engineering student who’s closer to him than he realizes, saves him from walking into traffic that he realizes that maybe finding solace in books isn’t the best way to get through life. Soon enough, the life he knew began to change and the more he learned about Keith, the more he learned about himself.
WC: 12338 (4/?)
General Notes: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY BUT GO READ THIS PLEASE 100/10

Sleepy Rumbles and After Shower Warmth by BoyBitingDemon

Summary: Restless nights are hard for Lance, especially where going to sleep is concerned, so what better way to combat that energy than tinkering with a high tech blaster and a sleepy boyfriend?Or that time Keith got Lance to calm down and sleep without having to do anything at all except exist.
WC: 1056
General Notes: summary says it all and its hella cute 8/10.

free throw by breadpoetsociety

Summary: “Shiro, uh, Takashi Shirogane, pretty much changed my life. His skill was– is– unparalleled, and he’s my hero,” Lance smiled fondly at the bench before turning back, eyes roving the crowd again. “He introduced me to the greatest love of my life. And, actually, that’s not basketball. But his brother, Keith Kogane.”Keith’s eyes widened, and he turned bright red. But still, he smiled. He couldn’t help but to smile.
WC: 1673
General Notes: this is so fucking cute, basketball player lance, and cheerleader keith. thats all you gotta know. 10/10

answering asks!

just picked 20 this time. ill open asks again next week

some of the questions i got were answered in the faq too! pls read that before sending questions, even if you think your question wont be there.. it probably is JKFLD;JFS

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

i'm sorry it why do you ship junkrat with mei?? if you haven't noticed or actually played overwatch, you'd know that mei hates junkrat, they despise each other and they're total opposites. and no, opposites don't always attract.

Ladies and Gentleman, we have a first!

In the two or so years I’ve had this blog, I’ve never had an antagonistic anon before. Then again, I only ever started branching out into non-Soul Eater things in September, so maybe this is just what happens when you start to create content for bigger fandoms? 

First things first: If you don’t like the content I post, I suggest that you either unfollow my blog or use blacklist to block the tags for content you don’t like. Your Tumblr experience is curated by you. I’ll tag my content to help you blacklist topics you wish to avoid, but it’s ultimately up to each user to take the necessary steps to tailor their dashboard.

Secondly, in sending me a rude ask, you have given me an excuse to talk about a favorite ship of mine. So buckle up, we’ve got a long post incoming!

Why ship Junkrat and Mei? Why ship any two characters?

Take a gander at this post by @chaoticlivi. It’s a pretty exhaustive list of reasons people get invested in the relationship between any two characters. They span from aesthetic and visual tastes (these two look great together!) to more in depth, thematic ones (their relationship embodies a theme I care about). Basically, there are many many reasons to love a ship, and canon rarely has much to do with it.  

In general, canon is a box of scraps. This is especially true for Overwatch, which despite its exhaustive lore leaves many holes in character stories and relationships. Nothing in the game itself (which I do play often, btw) is ‘canon.’ The voicelines you hear haven’t actually happened. They are meant to give us insight into the characters, their histories, and their relationships, but you can’t quote them as something Mei or Junkrat have actually said.  

In-game content is also in flux. As more shorts and comics come out, as the actual Overwatch lore grows, the game evolves too. It’s possible what’s canon within the game now will change later on. 

What I’m saying is, you can point at two voicelines and wave around words like ‘hate’ until you are blue in the face, but that won’t 1) make it canon that Junkrat and Mei will be at odds forever or 2) make me any less likely to ship them.

Now that I’ve got the “shipping doesn’t need a canon basis and Overwatch shipping is a crapshoot built on nearly nothing anyway” part done, I can actually talk about Mei and Junkrat.

Keep reading

The boy is mine?

Pairing : Sam x Reader, Dean
Word count : 1,290
Author : Mel
A/N : Idk what radio station my kid is listening to, but when I went to shower, it was playing “The boy is mine” by Brandy and Monica (that was a kick in the childhood). I wrote this as a result.



You checked yourself out in the mirror before getting out of your car. This was so not like you. But he was hot, and sweet, and you were very, very interested. His name, was Sam. A guy like him could walk into any room, anywhere, and have his pick. But for some reason, he was slumming it online with the likes of you. And you were not about to complain about that. You had been chatting with him for months, and he messaged you tonight letting you know he was finally in the area. Sure it was an hour away from you, but you didn’t mind the drive. Gave you time to calm your nerves at finally meeting him face to face.

You took a deep breath before opening the hotel lobby door. It wasn’t a fancy place, probably two maybe three stars at best, but you didn’t care too much. You heard someone coming up behind you, and held the door for her.

“Thanks.” She gave you a smile as she strolled past, her high heels clicking, and hips swaying in her tight skirt. She must have a hell of a hot date tonight.

Keep reading

jean and the trojans
  • jean moreau is a morning person
  • he had to be with the ravens but now he’ll get out of bed with a genuine smile on his face
  • he is still hesitant when it comes to the trojans, but they all try and coax him out of his shell, but let him be when he needs to be
  • he listens to punk music thanks to renee (i read this somewhere n i love it?) but when he’s alone he prefers soft music, something like select songs from the cranberries or bon iver
  • his bed is also covered with masses of duvet and pillow and he just sinks like a feather into it
  • i dont know where i was going with this 

Keep reading

small town!vernon

(requested by @puppycat-eyes sorry its so short lmao) 

  • probably lives in one of those towns with a weird name tbh
  • he’s not rly one of the Popular Kids in town, he’s just cool with everyone and everyone knows who he is u feel me
  • is known as the Fashion Icon tho
  • everyone looks up to him and if he wears something it becomes a trend
  • isn’t part of any clubs or sports or whatever
  • tbh the most he’s contributed to the school is convincing students not to fight each other like timothy,,,,,,the only thing that’s going to come out of you punching kyle in the nose is a three-week suspension.
  • everyone finds him kinda mysterious tho bc they never really see him outside of school???
  • it’s just that he hangs out at places no one rly pays attention to
  • like he skateboards in abandoned parking lots and does homework at those lowkey, tacky diners and flips through dusty records in the record store downtown
  • he knows all the rly good places to eat and shop bc of this tho
  • and sometimes he just goes on long drives to nowhere bc he’s bored
  • (speaking of driving, he’s mastered the art of avoiding potholes)
  • the only time he really runs into people from school is at the 7/11 and the mall bc 1) 7/11 is cheap and 2) the mall has everything
  • when he’s not out-and-about, vernon’s in his bedroom with a dr. dre record spinning and looking through street fashion blogs
  • his bedroom is rly,,,,,,,,,,,him
  • he has one of those cool tapestries hanging up behind his desk, which is a mess of headphones and sketches and food crumbs tbh
  • he put up a bunch of photos from the nyc trip with his family and he’s always like tAke me baCk i’ll live on thE stReeT pLs
  • in his closet he has old drawings from sofia hung up that she doesn’t know about and he’s not gonna to tell her about bc like,,,,,,pft,,,i’m not  a softie for my nOob sister,,,,,,,pft,,,,,,
  • that is false.
  • one time sofia wanted to get this dress but it was rly expensive so vernon spent 5 months making it for her
  • not a softie my ass
  • he does like to blare his music just to annoy her sometimes tho
  • only goes to block parties if there’s food tbh
  • one time he snuck a bag of chips out but he didn’t get caught so???
  • this is where ¼ of the movie night snacks originate oOps
  • and u know vernon because u live and the same town and have been best friends since like elementary school
  • he still teases you about your crush on seungkwan in 6th grade and that time you tripped and fell into the pool and blamed it on mingyu
  • u haven’t let him forget that time you two were in a thrift store and he screAmed when he found a wu tang clan tshirt tho
  • ur mom loves vernon and vernons mom loves u so like ur always at each others houses, sometimes even if the other person is home tbh
  • you pretty much welcome yourselves into each others houses like vernon knows ur garage code and u just knock before going into his house 
  • one time tho vernon snatched some food from ur house so u changed the garage code and he got !!!!!!!!offended!!!!!!!!!!!
  • but like ur close with vernon’s friends too and u tag along to their movie nights sometimes
  • u, vernon and svt have a tradition of going out for deep dish pizza after football games and tbh the owners of the restaurant give you a discount bc u go there so often and they know you by name
  • and tonight is one of those nights when u all walk into the restaurant, looking a little sloppy after a crazy friday night game, and sit down and u and vernon order the usual pizza that you two share bc the other members can’t stAnd ur topping choice(s). 
  • mingyu once called u a “Disgrace To The Pizza Gods”
  • so u put a pepperoni in his drink
  • he refuses to forgive u
  • but like the owner of the restaurant comes over to say hi as usual
  • and everyone’s chatting when she goes
  • “so, y/n and vernon, when’s the wedding hahahahah”
  • and vernon’s like :o (yk his meme face he does ye that’s him)
  • and ur like hUh
  • ur face = tomato
  • and soonyoung’s like !!!!!!!ooh they’re blushin!!!!!!!
  • do u wanna be pepperoni’d boi
  • but the topic changes quickly and it’s like it never happened
  • at least to the other members
  • u and vernon r dead quiet
  • like u can’t even look @ each other
  • (vernon keeps glancing at u tho lmao u thought)
  • the night goes on rly awkwardly and tbh u wanna leave but whatever
  • u and vernon are walking home after seokmin dropped u two off and ur like on one side of the sidewalk and he’s walking in the grAss bc its so aWkwarD
  • all of a sudden vernon like
  • reaches out and brushes his hand against urs
  • ur like !!!!!!!!!!??????!?!?!??!?!
  • u both stop and u look at him rly confused
  • and he’s like c-can i…….holdurhanditsfineifusaynoijust-
  • u grab his hand and keep walking
  • no offense but vernon is on cloud nine like he’s trying so hard not to smile rly big bc he’s vernon. he has to stay Cool and Mysterious
  • u two walk in silence for a bit 
  • (vernon’s trying to muster up the courage to Say Something meanwhile)
  • he suddenly goes “i like you. like more than friends. imsorryishouldnthavesaidanything”
  • and ur like blushing like crazy thank god it’s like 11 at night
  • when u don’t respond vernon starts freAking out like oH my gOd they dOnt liKe mE fRick
  • u two finally reach ur driveway where u stop and look up @ vernon and ur freaking out like shOuld i??????????????????
  • ur contemplating ur choices and u like unconsciously squeeze his hands a few times and finally he’s hAd it he’s Up To Here with you
  • he leans in and quickly kisses you and he’s looking at you to see your reaction
  • ur basically a human question mark like wtf just happened,,,,,,,,,,,
  • vernon kisses you again, longer this time, and says “let’s do something tomorrow. you choose where.” and ur like oK yEp and run inside bc if u have to deal with his cuteness for one more second ur gonna spontaneously combust  
  • u get to ur room and look at the window and he’s still at the end of the driving
  • he looks like a lunatic
  • he’s like jumping around and running his hands through his hair and he finally yells “yEs”
  • spoiler: u too go to an arcade and vernon gets upset when you kick his ass but u give him lots of lil kisses to cheer him up

anonymous asked:

i was reading your post on trans!lars and wanted to know what you meant by lars and sadie having sex at least once. I dont recall that ever being implied. Could you explain

I’m glad you asked this, Anon, bc I’ve seen at least one person take issue with this in the tags, too (maybe you even are that person, if so - hi!). Their argument was that they were uncomfortable with that bc su is a kid’s show and implying sex would be… creepy? I actually thought it was 1) pretty clear and 2) not creepy at all. Like, I thought it was heavily implied; I’m sure the same would fly right over the head of any child who is too young for that kind of stuff in their cartoons. That’s why it’s implication and not outright statement.

So this is not an exhaustive list, but just off the top of my head Sadie says a couple of things that I took to mean she and Lars have done… non-platonic things with each other, even while they seem to be not actually in a relationship and more like some kind of a loose on-off thing that also includes long periods of awkwardness and nothing much at all happening between them.

Sadie: “ I didn’t think much of it, but when I got to his house I saw he cleaned up his room a little, and he got a big box of Oyster crackers. They’re my favorite. He let me be his Player Two, and we spent the whole night together.“

This is from Season One’s “Joking Victim”. Sadie tells this to Steven, and when she gets to the “whole night” part you can see from her expression and tone of voice that she’s recalling fond memories. She even gets lost a little in them until Steven snaps her out of it.
Now obviously this can mean “we spent the whole night playing video games and nothing more”, but I definitely took it to mean there was something else going on. When do you ever say “we spent the night together” if you don’t mean, you know, together together? The phrase just carries a romantic/sexual connotation. Add to that the balance of propability – Sadie and Lars are both not children anymore and are well withing their rights to have sex if the want without that being anything scandalous, and they definitely have feelings for each other, even though it’s complicated – and it’s more likely that not. If not outright sex, I’m pretty sure they’ve done at least something.

Sadie: *tearing up* That night we played video games, I don’t know what it meant to you. But ever since then, I can’t get the thought out of my head that you’re a good person. *grabs his hand* That night, I really thought…

I mean, that is almost textbook “we had one night together but now you seem to feel different about it that I do and I don’t know what to do about that”-dialogue.

And this is very recent; from “The New Lars”:

Sadie: Oh, yeah, they’re closing shop to get those gulls out of the vents. Any plans?
Lars:
Nah.
Sadie:
Would you… want to come by my place? I know it’s kind of been awhile, but we could get some food, watch some movies.

Same as above: you can read this as totally innocent if you want, but the language is still suggestive. From her hesitation to “it’s been a while” to the tacked-on sort of “you know, we can just eat and watch movies if you… want to keept it at that…” because Sadie seems unsure of where exactly they stand with each other. Lars tells Steven right after: “we aren’t getting married. We’re not even dating”, which is true… but there’s also not nothing going on between them.

The thing that Sadie and Lars keep struggling with throughout the show is intimacy (especially Lars has a lot of issues with this). Theirs is not a will-they-won’t-they scenario. I honestly think they “have” already. But that doesn’t matter much in the long run because what they need to work out is the other part; the How close are we really, how much can we show that to each other, how much are we willing to invest in this relationship, are we better off as friends? It’s a constant drawing back and getting close again. In “Island Adventures”, it’s a big deal when Lars tentatively strokes Sadie’s hand, but when they start to make out right afterwards, it feels not really like a first time. Those are two very different sorts of closeness, and they’re still feeling their way around the first.

That’s my take on it, at least. I don’t mind if it turns out I’m totally wrong on this, but until then i’m going with my gut feeling.

{Special}College!AU Youngjae
  • major: hospitality management 
  • minor: advertising 
  • sports: …..no
  • clubs: cooking club, pianist in the university’s orchestra 
  • people have always told him that he is charming and attracts others so when he was in high school everyone told him to be a hospitality major and basically work in a hotel or a restaurant because his positive personality would be sure to make it a success
  • he plans to open up a restaurant when he graduates and he’s always seen hanging around the culinary majors trying to see if anyone is good enough for him to want to partner up with after graduation, but he hasn’t found someone yet and he gets bummed about it a lot
  • bambam is always like “youngjae, let me be your chef. my mom owns restaurants. i was born read-” and jb’s like “bambam you’ve set the communal kitchen on fire literally 4 times this semester and it’s only been 2 weeks into classes.”
  • youngjae took up advertising too just because he wanted to be able to learn about it for future reference and he’s so cute because now he makes lil advertisements for the cooking club he joined and it’s like little clipart of dancing pots and pans and youngjae thinks it’s the funniest thing ever and no one has the heart to tell him it’s kinda corny because he looks so giddy putting up the ads,,,,he’s an angel
  • speaking of cooking club youngjae’s in it and he’s always trying hard but for some reason his dishes always end up burnt or undercooked and the teachers like,,,,,well the effort counts
  • and youngjae frowns and literally in that moment it begins to rain, the sun disappears and everyone is put into a horrible mood 
  • jackson is usually called in to make youngjae laugh again and then peace is restored. 
  • as long as youngjae is smiling = the sun in shining and everyone’s passing their classes
  • he’s also the pianist for the schools orchestra and he performs a lot with them and he actually gets to pay for his tuition through a scholarship he got through his piano playing
  • he looks extra cool on stage and it’s the only time people see him wearing a suit ,, other than that he always looks extra comfy and wears those big hats and it’s so cute
  • everyone on campus including teachers love him and know him on a first name basis and whenever he’s in a group chat to study he sends pics of dogs. he’s that kinda person
  • youngjae everyday: “jb let’s get a dog for the dorm.” jb; “does jackson not count?” jackson: “FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU also it’s against the rules to have animals in the dorms im sorry youngjae”
  • you get to know youngjae thanks to cooking club because you’re in it too and let’s just say you and youngjae have been partners a couple of times and it’s always a Disaster
  • not you guys but the food
  • like you both tried to follow the recipe to make some lemon pie but what came out of that oven was ……a lemon nightmare 
  • and youngjae is always smiling while he cooks and he’s always singing to himself and you notice that he has this adorably small mole beneath his eye 
  • and basically he’s your cooking club crush and you’d only be half lying if you said you still go to the club just to spend time with him LOL
  • but like that’s all it is a one-sided crush even though fellow cooking club member nayeon is like “you and youngjae look so cute together!!!!” and you’re like whAT n o,,,,,,,,,,no please dont say that outloud he might hEAR you
  • but of course youngjae has noticed you too, the cute way you line up all your utensils before you start cooking and the way you always give him a cheer when he goes up to the teacher to get his food evaluated like 
  • he knows you’re there and he’s endeared by your little quirks and your cute smile but god he has no idea how to express it???
  • like he goes back to the dorms and he’s like “jb,,,,,,,how do i become,,,,,nice,,,,,,” and jb is like ur the nicest person i know and youngjae is like “nononono nicer too,,,,someone specific,,,,,like extra nice,,,,,,,,,super nice,,,,,,aggressively being nice intensifies???” 
  • jb looking at youngjae from across the room like what the hell are you saying and youngjae just shouts and flops down onto his bed like FORgeT i t 
  • and for the longest time basically you and youngjae refuse to act on how you feel because like you guys have a nice friendship going and it’s all sweet and neither of you wants to ruin it
  • until youngjae finally spills his crush on you to jackson and you spill your crush to nayeon and well nayeon and jackson are friends and BOY thEY have a P L A n
  • and like as it’s nearing break nayeon is like heY the dance majors are going to throw a party and you’re like ??/ ok cool but im not a danc- and she’s like “you’re invited, momo told me to bring a friend so im bringing you!!!1 see you there” and you’re like “wh-” but nayeon has already skipped away and you’re like,,,,,why do i have a weird vibe about this
  • and across campus jackson backflips up to youngjae and is like “me and the dance majors are throwing a party so you have to come.” and youngjae’s like jackson you know parties aren’t like my thing- and jacksons like there’s gonna be free food and youngjae is like you now im in see u there
  • and you can probably see where im going with this but basically nayeon and jackson meet up and snicker like little kids because ok good you guys will meet at the party and true love sparks will F L Y (a pun, i know
  • but tbh @ the party you’re standing awkwardly in a corner with some drinks while the entirety of the dance practice room gets trashed and all the dance majors are grinding on each other and you’re like Oh Why Did I Agree To This,,,,,, 
  • but then you see someone familiar and you’re like ??? is that youngjae and he sees you two and like you’re both the only ones not ,,,,,,, getting it on and the only ones who actually are holding drinks like two very confused freshman or something so 
  • its only natural that he gravitates toward you and you’re like hey and he’s like hi!! and laughs like “i take it, you’re not a dance major either?” and you shrug and point to jackson who just did like a split and you’re like “im definitely not if that’s what dance majors can do…”
  • you make youngjae laugh but then it gets a little awkward and silent and youngjae’s like,,,,,,,,,, “hey do you want to….leave?” and you’re like “yeah kinda,,,,,why?” and he grins and is like “we need to escape now while jackson is distracted!!! otherwise he’ll pull out the aegyo to make us stay so c’mon!!”
  • youngjae puts down his drink and carefully wraps his hand around your wrist and tugs you through the strings of people until you guys are out of the building and the coast is clear and you’re like 
  • “being outside is much better” and youngjae’s like “i know how you feel” and like neither of you really know what to say because it’s like midnight and you guys just ditched a party and you want to be like weLL i guess ill go back to my dorm but youngjae’s like 
  • “since we have nothing else to do, do you want to come down to the orchestra room with me? i wanted to get some of my music notes - it’s ok if that’s weird to ask haha” 
  • and you can see him getting nervous, hiding the little tremor in his hand by scratching his neck and you bite your lip because you’re excited that he’s invited you
  • and this is just so pure the first time you two get to be alone and you’re both flustered but you nod and tell him you’d be happy to tag along
  • once you guys get there though youngjae cant find his notes and you guys spend like an hour looking through the rows and through the sheets of music and youngjae seems so defeated when you cant find them so you’re like !!! i need to cheer him up so you ask quietly if he could play you something
  • and youngjae’s like haha im not that good though!!! and you’re like boy are you playing games youre in the schools damn orchestra and like 
  • you see that he’s actually really humble and doesn’t think much of his talent and it kind of pierces your heart because here you are knowing how great of a person he is,,,,but he cant see it
  • but youngjae like takes a seat at the piano and you can’t help but admire how good he looks and how long his fingers are and as he begins to play its like a spell ?? the music is so beautiful it enchants you
  • and youngjae looks over nervously to see your reaction but all he sees is you with your eyes closed, smiling and swaying to the melody and in that moment youngjae swears he’s never seen anyone more stunning
  • and he stops playing and you open your eyes and slowly he gets up and comes over and you’re like “youngj-” but he just leans down and tilts your chin and against your skin he’s like 
  • “im sorry, but i think this is going to be my only chance to do this-” and he kisses you ever so gently, like a soft sweet peck and you can barely breath let alone react
  • and youngjae immediately bursts into a loud apology and like pulls his hat off to hide behind it and you’re like at a loss for words and he’s like i better get going and before you can stop him he’s running out of the room and you’re like
  • shocked but also you’re like i need to run after him but once you get outside you don’t know where he went and you’re not sure if you should feel hurt or surprised or happy all of the above like ?!!??!?!?! what is this some drama whyd he jsut do that
  • and youngjae whose like hiding behind the campus library is like beating himself up about it and he’s like whY didn’t i j U s t see it through why god
  • and he thinks its the end like you’ll just avoid him from now on because like he just kissed you out of the blue like who wouldnt think that’s weird
  • but the next day as he’s sitting next to jb on the quad going over his tourism class project you tap him on the shoulder and as he turns around you lean in and kiss him
  • and it’s so surprising his damn hat falls off and jb drops the book he’s holding and everyone on campus turns to face you two
  • and youngjae is like ???? when you pull back and you’re like “n-now we’re even…..” and he gets up and he’s like “i dont want to be even” and you’re like excuse me and he like puts his hands on your shoulders and pulls you in to kiss you 
  • and then you’re like “wait what now i have to kiss you to be even” and youngjae’s like ok kiss me again and so you do and it takes you a bit but you’re like 
  • oh my god wait are you just going to keep kissing me so i keep kissing you and youngjae’s like yes that was the plan
  • and jb is sitting there looking at you two like jesus h christ and you and youngjae burst out into giggles
  • and jb is like “i think this is the part where you guys decide you’re going to date?” and you and youngjae are like sure!!! that sounds fun then we have even more excuses to kiss each other
  • and you and youngjae, no matter how much he hasnt shown in off before, are sosososososososo mushy for each other
  • like now that you’re an official thing you guys hold hands in cooking club and feed each other from the same spoon and literally make everyone in the club wish they were in a relationship 
  • and like its kinda cheesy but you’ll be like “youngjae, you make me so happy……are you a magician?” and he’ll like fall to the floor laughing because your jokes - no matter how much they make other people roll their eyes - always make him so happy and he’ll lean in and like give you an eskimo kiss after he’s done laughing and be like “maybe i am!!!! or maybe im a doctor because i can tell my heart beats only for you~~~”
  • like it’s cringy to others but you guys are in your own love bubble and its cute you deserve to love and support each other
  • you try to help youngjae plan for his future restaurant and when he talks about it you can tell he’s got passion and just smile and listen to him and watch him and when he’s done he’ll apologize for boring you but you’re like i could never be bored listening to you,,,,,,,,
  • jackson and nayeon hear the news that you two are dating and they’re like THE PLAn WORKED and you and youngjae are like ???? the plan ???/
  • and jackson is like nothing i said nothing nayeon did you say anything no i dont think you did anyway i have to go- and youngjae chases jackson like twice around campus until he collapses and you have to help him up
  • but nayeon is just like “yeah we invited you to the party to set you two up” and you’re like what and nayeon is like you and youngjae at a dance majors party basically meant you’d have no choice but to talk and well ,,,,, now we’re here and that talk turned into true love
  • and you’re like nayeon i hate you (but i love you so much thank you for this) nayeon: (^:
  • you and youngjae are cuddling like all the time and its the kind of cuddling where you’re facing each other and youngjae can kiss the tip of your nose and you can kiss the little mole on his neck
  • when he practices the piano you sometimes will come over and just sit in the empty audience and do your work while listening to youngjae’s melody and its the most calming thing in the world
  • he’ll see you dozing off over your homework and purposely play a super loud chord and startle you and you’ll pout but he’ll be like do your work!!!
  • you love youngjae’s little posters he makes for the cooking club you keep a copy of all of them in a little scrapbook and when youngjae sees it his heart swells and he pulls you into his lap and kisses all over your face
  • and your relationship is literally just the two of you always encouraging what the other person wants to do
  • mark once described you and youngjae as being addicted to each other and literally it’s the truest thing. like you text each other when you cant see each other and you call just to hear youngjae’s laughter and he calls just to tell you he loves you and when you’re together you’re always touching in some way 
  • and its just warm and fuzzy
  • one day during cooking club as you’re trying to flip the pancake in the pan, youngjae wraps his arms around you from behind and helps you out and ofc the whole room is like oooooooooooooo but feeling his breath on your neck and his hands around yours
  • when the club meeting is over you basically grab him and you’re like we need to find some empty room now 
  • and well club just finished so ,,,,,,, the cooking club room is empty and to make things short you end up ontop of one of the counters and youngjae probably makes a joke about whipped cream
  • that is all i am saying 
  • ok wait one more thing: youngjae’s hands are so gentle and like you remember back to that time when you saw him playing the piano and you’re like he’s good…..with his hand s o k ay moving on
  • whenever youngjae misses home you two go out for some late night seafood snacks and if you have time you go down to the beach to see the night sea
  • and youngjae wraps you up in his arms and tries to get his sweater to fit around the both of you and you giggle into his chest and he kisses your hair and it’s  s o   f t
  • youngjae keeps spamming the got7 group chat with pics of dog memes that you sent him and you get a text from bambam like “your boyfriend keeps sending us photos of puppies that he said he’s getting from you so im here to ask you to stop”
  • all you do in response is send more photos of puppies and youngjae calls you like “bambam said he’s never looking at another puppy again, you sent too many.” and you’re like good he deserves it and youngjae is like this is why i love you
  • you playfully try on the floppy hats youngjae owns and he’s like,,,,,,,,,you look so damn cute he takes photos and like creates a ‘i love my significant other in hats’ post on which jb comments: one of those is mine and youngjae is like; ill block anyone who wants to be negative about our love LOLOL
  • apparently youngjae’s an avid gamer and sometimes you’ll see him hunched over his computer and you’re like hehe cute but all you have to do to distract him is literally sit in his lap and youngjae is like im logging off bye i have more important things to do
  • like watch ‘secret life of pets’ with you while you eat ice cream out of the same tub with the same spoon
  • you and youngjae crying at the pet store over cute puppies together 
  • you comparing youngjae’s smile to the sun and to the flowers and to gold and he tells you to stop while laughing and you just tell him you can’t ,,,,, his smile is everything to you and that just makes him fall for you more
  • whenever you two are apart, youngjae sends you the same message; “you should be here with me.”
  • you guys singing along to your favorite song at group karaoke and making it into a duet and the rest of got7 is making gagging noises but jb is like snapping his fingers for them to stop because seeing youngjae this happy to be with you is a blessing and all of got7 should appreciate it lmfao

it’s his birthday, so i decided to post this ~<3 lovely youngjae! hope your birthday was bright and fun!

college!vixx (here) & college!bts (here)

find college!woozi (here),  college!wonwoo (here)college!seunghceol(here), college!seokmin (here) , college!jun (here) college!mingyu (here), college!jeonghan (here), college!hoshi (here) & college!joshua (here)

find special college!jb (here), college!mark tuan (here)

and please look forward to more college!seventeen + special college!aus 

matt and aaron thoughts pt3

pt1 ; pt2

  • aaron doesn’t know why he spent so long distancing himself from matt or any of the upperclassmen
  • andrew has renee. why couldn’t aaron could have had matt or dan?
  • he’s always been one to never regret the things he says because he doesn’t say things without meaning them, just like andrew. it’s one of the few things him and his brother can relate to each other with
  • but aaron is hung up on the fact that when he came to matt’s dorm after him and neil switched, he told him that they would never be friends
  • that him being his roommate would be it
  • he told matt never to speak to him
  • aaron’s not about to apologise out of nowhere but he still feels guilty

Keep reading

Noobs

Originally posted by cheerfulsammy

Pairing: Sam x friend!Reader
Word count: 1,001
Warnings: A swear or two, mentions of porn

Part 1 of a Cajun and a Gamer


Sam grinned as he settled into his computer chair, ready for a night of leveling, and chatting with his best friend- you. Dean had run out for pizza for dinner, and just got back. Sam had grabbed a couple slices, a couple sodas, and moved to his room. Dean didn’t care one way or the other if he saw his younger brother again that night, knowing he’d be up way too late gaming.

Grabbing his favorite headset, he slipped it over his ears. It had seen better days, and he knew that he should probably buy a new pair, but he was stubborn. As his computer loaded up Vent, he took a bite of his pizza, hoping that you didn’t get booted again like last time.

You had a laptop, and a lot of the time, would be in the same room as him, not needing Vent. However, on the nights that you were across town, in your room, it was needed. Sometimes it just didn’t seem to agree with you, and it would boot you for no reason.

Finally, it loaded, and he logged on. Seeing your name, he wiped his hands on a napkin and created a channel for the two of you. It didn’t take you long to join in, eager to game. The two of you made toons just to play with each other. Starting off at level 1, doing randoms together, questing, and doing a battleground now and then. While Sam wasn’t too big on PVP, you were, so he dealt with it.

“Sup, loser?” Came your voice, making him chuckle. It was the same way you’d greeted him since middle school.

“Hey, we’re both in our rooms, gaming on a Friday night. Doesn’t that make you a loser, too?” He smirked, teasing you.

You gasped dramatically. “I have a date.” You told him. “A level one Tauren. He’s beefy.” Both of  you lost it at that, loving your horrible pun.

Once he’d finally stopped laughing, he spoke up again. “Wow. That…that was great.” He told you. “How about we get you on that hot date?” You could hear the amusement in his voice, picturing that grin.

“Loading as we speak.” You informed him as he loaded his own. He heard you giggling moments later when her character appeared on screen. “Is..is that you? Raagoruk?” You asked, and he could hear you grinning. “Are you a deformed were-Tauren?”

“I used the random name thing, okay?” He chuckled. “So, bite me.”

“Whatever. Dork.” You sounded like you were unconvinced, but going along with his story.

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

Would you do a Tyki/Allen reclist?? <333

YES, i certainly WILL HAHA

if you know me then you know i love my tykillens 100% consensual and thats. That’s a bit tough, cause not many in the fandom seem to agree with me lol.  it’s a bit of a wasteland in ao3 not gonna lie but the tag there has recently been blessed, and I’ll dig out some old gold too <3

Honestly it’s uh. It’s probably gonna be easiest to organise this by authors and then I’ll like. Pick a couple of my favourites from each of them, and link a few randoms i like at the end. 

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

Do you know of any good hidge fics?

oh BOY you have come to the right place. here’s some gud guds

Smells Like Team Spirit - garrison trio fic, super hunk-centric, hints of hidge. STELLAR characterization of hunk and super interesting side characters, the slowly developing friendship b/w lance n hunk and pidge is really sweet to watch. hasn’t updated in a long time and last update ended on a bit of a cliffhanger tho. i’m still holding out for an update :”) i wont give up on this one its too good

Splanky - HIDGE GROUP CHAT REQUIRED READING LOL… all we do is yell about it tbh. it’s a modern swing dance au, finished, 18 chapters. slowburn hunkpidge but not to the point it’s annoying lol, dance scenes that are Really Well Described to the point it got me into swing, shay and pidge are roommates and actual friends and i luv their relationship, side klance and shalluratt, hunk and shay dated but shay isnt portrayed as a bad guy and still has healthy friendships w hunk and pidge, Dancing Is The Vertical Expression of A Horizontal Desire: The Series

 (( mom @ladymac111​ wrote it and she could probably describe it a lot better but TRUST ME IT’S REALLY REALLY GOOD. ladymac writes a ton of hidge (sfw and not) my other fav is T4 because chronically ill!hunk and yall know how mod rover lives for disabled and chronically ill characters ))

Exceptions - my fav mf fic of all time… cfpepperz is my idol… mostly friendship, hunk n pidge shenanigans that gets serious sometimes, ongoing, COMES WITH ART!!!!, chapters feel like they could legitimately be episodes of the show. pepperz just has this WAY w them i would literally die for her pidge… neurodivergent pidge, Hunk’s Hug Bank, more dancing, cool original alien species, Careless Whisper memes, hints of side shallura and klance

‘Til We’re Old And Stinky - pidge can’t cook for shit: the oneshot, basically. i love it i love shenanigans like this

A Dream From Far Away - i couldnt describe it right, best group chat could come up with is “ basically this atmospheric psychic scene between pidge and hunk just like … clinging onto each other so they’re not alone after the wormhole thing “ … it’s a super pretty and eerie oneshot and i love it. it evokes so much Feeling that i cant describe its just super pretty imagery and thats the best i can put together

you have pretty eyes, he wrote. - only good coffeeshop au on the got dam planet. side shayllura and klance, hunk writes notes on pidge’s coffee cups, i would take a bullet for hunk

Keith Kogane’s Guide To Extracurricular College Planning - ok this one is klance centric and i usually dont rec klance centric stuff bc im desperate for hidge content where the hidge is actually the center but… this one’s got REALLY good side hidge trust me. kickball game scene cleared my skin and watered my crops

Troubleshooting - another cute oneshot bc boy i love them. hunk codes and pidge tries to fix it

Debriefing - set right after tears of the balmera. hunk and pidge discuss events of the week and pidge tries to prevent hunk from starting to crush on a boy that doesn’t exist. sometimes i forget this one exists and then i find it and reread it and get excited again

Drafted Confession - i got oneshots for days my guy. pidge is too chicken to send an email and allura can’t figure out who she keeps bringing home drunk from college parties

there’s more out there but you gotta dig thru the tag, if i remember any other gud ones i will update. the tag’s less than 200 fics so it’s not that hard to look through rip

- mod rover

The History of Homestuck

John lives in a house in a suburb filled with houses by a lake and its *beautiful!!*

In the year negative a billion–
John might not have been here.
In the year negative 40000 he still wasnt here, but his ancestors were. So was betty crocker. But she sucks. Then time passed and time shit happened and now theres lots of ~kids~
Because it’s normal.

Ding dong, it’s gamebro magazine and they have important news. Like really shitty reviews. And a game called ~sburb~

Now everyone has heard about sburb. That means if you own sburb then you can play the game, which is what everyone needs to *survive.*
So that makes you important.

Sburb hosts and server players spread all across the land and all the way to here. [points to america]
The most important players were here, here, here, and here. But this one was the most most important started by John, or the heir of breath.

Then the world started being destroyed by meteors. John made some changes, like getting into the game, and making the others more like his game, which was a game that got people into the game.

“Hey random person!” Said john.
“HEY DIPSHIT.” said a troll.
“Can you call me something other than dipshit?” said John.
“LIKE WHAT?” said the troll.
“How about John Egbert?” Said john.

And they got trolled by some trolls and wrote a guide. About themselves. And then they made a bunch of items and some more game dvds.

Then they stopped changing povs every time a character did something and stayed with one person for a while, with Rose. And they got Dave in finally, lets get that squared away.

A weird hipster named Vriska is bored of the slow playing and talks to John who begins to trust her which causes ~shipping~
Leaves and comes back causing John to be ~great~ for a while. And the game became a little easier so John didn’t give a shit about the chance of dying

So if you do care about your fragile morality how are you supposed to protect your ass from Imps? ~Ascend to God Tier~
Everyone started focusing on going god tier.
-People who got to quest bed went god tier. People who did not get to quest bed did not go god tier.
God tiers became powerful and everyone wanted to become god tier. But the game didn’t care and killed them anyways. They let the kids go god tier but the game was actually still in control.

Breaking news, Jack Noir has invaded the troll session.
“I have invaded the troll session.” Said jack noir.
“Please respect me or else I might kill you as well.”
“Okay.” say the beta kids. [pulling out their weapons.]
The trolls tried to run away and got killed by jack noir.
But the kids were upset and got ready for battle and had a nice time fighting but then died to jack noir.

Then the game kills John, but john comes back to life and wanders around skaia and meets WV. And John can stay alive a little longer, if he wants that’s fine.

~Now theres more trolls~
Like humans but grey and with horns, symbols, coolorful blood, quirks, ocs, and buckets.

It’s time for who’s going to be the next leader. Sollux wanted it to be terezi, but terezi didn’t want to lead. So he tries to get someone else to be the leader of the red team, but no one wants to. So who’s it gonna be? Vote now on your husktops. And everyone voted so hard Karkat got angry and started yelling. Sollux actually didn’t care, he didnt want to play anymore anyways. And the entire game broke into pieces. Karkat became leader and the game was ok for a short period.

Knock knock. It’s Vriska. No, she doesnt want to take over, she just wants to be a hero. By creating Jack noir. And killing Tavros. So that’s great. But everyone is still fighting each other. Now with Gamzee! Wouldn’t it be nice to be safe for once, with no one out to kill you? This troll (Eridan) Kills Feferi and Kanaya, but is then chainsawed in half by a vampire who came back to life. Surprise surprise, Gamzee’s on a murderous rampage. On that rampage, one troll named Equius gets killed and Nepeta is upset. Who also gets killed.

Vriska is just about to go fight jack noir but he kills everyone else, so Terezi uses her seer powers to kill her and keep this from happening. And then she felt really really bad.
“We are going to breed frogs and hopefully win the game” said Dave who tried but jack noir came and he died.
But before he died his past self became his sprite and was now hanging out with his bro until jack noir came again. And jack noir was like “yeah right, it’s not gonna be a happy ending, you’re gonna die. Cuz I’m angry.” And so he killed Bro and almost Davesprite, who had his wing cut off and somehow bleeds despite being a sprite.

A lot of people hate Jack, but Jade was just kinda ok with him. Someone comes and kills jade, and jack gets mad. Jack kills him, but jade is still dead. ~Cascade~
And Jack takes Jade to the quest bed to go dog tier and save everyone’s life. But don’t get confused, Dave and Rose set off the tumor. And they died on their quest bed and ascended in the green sun with Aradia and Sollux who were also there. PM got a ring and looked just like jack. Except for the whole black and white thing, but they were equal in every other way.

Now that everyone’s going somewhere we change povs to the alpha kids. There was Jane, Roxy, Jake, and Dirk who were the “ancestors” of the beta kids. Except there was betty crocker, carapaces, sburb alpha, gcat, and looming death. They tried to play the game and failed miserably so Dirk had to save their asses. We’re talking time shenanigans on rocketboards while freestyling and jumping through portals to all meet up, maybe even sea hitler.

Over time they met Caliborn and Calliope and met with the others and–

Knock knock.
It’s the Trickster Arc.
With drugs.
And candy.
Drug candy.
“Come, play with us. Stop, running away.”
said the Tricksters.
There was really nothing they could do so they got high on candy and got to their quest beds but then had a hangover and died in a fire.

They ascended and got thrown in jail by jade and jane. “That sucks!” They said.
“This sucks!!”
And with help from John’s retcon powers they got out. And somehow Jake had an imaginary dirk and had a hope temper tantrum, which jade couldn’t do anything about. Then she got crushed by a falling tower. And everyone else finally caught up, and was like “oh no.”
And then the becs caught up and everyone was like “Oh no.”
And you know what else was bad? That’s right, Fish hitler. So what did she do? Join the party. The becs start to take jade from under the tower and start to fly away.
And Dave rushes in out of nowhere and says “stop no you cant do that we were gonna heal her with Jane’s lifey powers to save her” and they fly away anyways with Dave in pursuit. Then, Terezi finds Gamzee and they talk about their feelings. Did I say talk? I meant kick each others asses.
And Jake says “Can you maybe chill?”
And Gamzee says “How bout maybe YOU chill?”

John kinda hates Caliborn. You’ll never guess who kinda hates John. Caliborn! So John and Caliborn start fighting because they really hate each other. Feeling really confident, John beats the shit out of caliborn and then gets zapped away with retcon powers.

~It’s time for s game over~
Everyone’s about to die. Because Aranea decided to do something different and everyone’s freaking out and Fish Hitler is about to fucking kill everybody. Meanwhile, Gamzee is still kicking Terezi’s ass and Karkat is *ANGRY.* and the next thing he does is get stabbed in the gut by Gamzee and enrages Kanaya.

Kanaya slices Gamzee in half, who still has this fucking codpiece, because he killed Karkat who was friends with Kanaya and Karkat wanted to save Terezi who was getting beat up by Gamzee because of a terrible Kismesis. Err, actually, it probably wasn’t a kismesis at all. And Kanaya had a chainsaw. So you know what that means, duhh.

~Meanwhile with Aranea~
Aranea tries to stab Jane, which she wanted to do anyways. So she sort of manipul8ed a sword her way, but then Jake blocked it! And then the sword stabbed Jane too because swords are long.

Now Dave and the Becs are at Jade’s questbed and congratulations, becs, you dropped her there and are now going to fight Dave 2 on 1 with totally unfair odds all for something really stupid that really shouldn’t have happened. And yes, Dave ends up dying to both of them at once. And also Sea Hitler kills Kanaya with a laser of death which makes rose ~super pissed~
And she starts charging at condy who kills her with a trident.
That was bad but Roxy saved her from complete obliteration with voidy powers so that’s ok I guess. Planets are thrown around and Condy chokes Aranea who is like “noo don’t do that its mean and i have the ring of life which means im not supposed to be able to die…”
And Condy said ~“how bout I do, anyway?”~
And Condy flipped the ring off her finger, and everyone’s pretty much dead now.

You’ve got mail!
Its from Terezi, who somehow isnt dead. She wants John to fix everything and keep everyone from dying. This was also forwarded to Roxy. They all decided to because they were alive.

~It’s time for S collide~
Vriska is alive in the new timeline who talked to some kids, then some more kids, then some more more kids on how to fight and terezi has a mental br8kdown and sees other timelines and is like “holy shiiit” and she sees another vriska and terezi together because they are ~good friends~ and then the omegapause happened and everyone started crying because “homestuck isnt updating so i dont know what to do. Plus there’s undertale and thats pretty cool.”

Suddenly there’s upd8s again and everyone starts fighting but with a little less death. Less death than any other big flash, ever. Somehow. But they still get their asses kicked, things look bad for them, but suddenly heir of grief and serenity happened and they started kicking ass.

But then Dirk gets Dirkapitated in the fight by Dave and they use timey powers to get out alive. Jack’s head explodes. And then Roxy kills Condy and everyone’s really happy. And PM punches Jade in the face because she was upset. And she cuts off jacks arm after a literal eternity of being threatened.

And she punches him in the face too.
(you win)
After all this shit Jade finally makes the universe frog with just enough ingredients for a ~whole new universe~ and everyone is happy and free in the new universe. And also not dead. They make can town and repopulate earth. But then again Vriska is still gone and no one knows where she is for some reason.

~~bye~~

First Dates with GOT7

just mess me up man fUCK ME UP I’M OKAY OKAY DONT TOUCH ME DO NT TOUCH ME DO NOT TOUCH ME I’M F INE ~Admin Hedgehog


Mark: Your first date with Mark would be very sweet, he would be a shy lil bun but also want to be manly and he would take you on a really sweet, casual walk in the park with a nice picnic he had jinyoung help him make! some of the gimbap are falling apart a little bit and some pieces are cut unevenly but its okay bc he could have just caught it but he wanted to impress you so he made it(with help) and u think its so sweet of him that u give him a lil kiss on the cheek and he could have sworn he blacked out for a second bc his heart was beating so fast~

JB/Jaebum: this daddy wants to be your manly oppa so he would take you to a horror movie, so he can look cool as he pays for all the snacks before you have a chance too, and so that you would grab onto him and he could hug you into his side as you were partially in his lap out of fear, grinning and feeling very satisfied w his little master plan when you hide your face in his his arm when the murderer kills a character. He would tease you a little, whispering in your ear that its alright the scary part is almost over, and would be v comforting if you were really really scared, low key feeling guilty that you might have nightmares bc of this, but then that would go away as you hugged him tighter.

Jackson: this boy is sooo active that he would have to take you out and do something fun like rock climbing or laser tag!! it shows off his competitive side and if you’re on the same team for later tag he’ll do his best to protect you, but if he got shot he would pull a very dramatic death, you playing along as he fakes his death, telling you in a weak voice that he’s so sorry he didn’t get the chance to know you better bc he really likes you…dead. you would have to hold in your giggles as he peeks open one eye and informs you that a kiss is the only way to revive this fallen soldier ;D

Jinyoung: Jinyoungie would also take you on a picnic, but maybe a little fancier then Mark’s would be. He would be dressed in his favorite button-up shirt and some nice slacks as he picked you up from your apartment, grinning as you opened the door to reveal your gorgeous form, all dressed to match the color of his shirt, unintentionally. He would give you a bouquet of flowers that he got for you, and after you took care of them he would offer his arm for you to take like a proper gentleman, and would walk you to the little spot he has set up with fairy lights and a stack of fluffy blankets for you guys to wrap up in to watch the stars~

BamBam: like Jackson, bam is hyper AF. he would take you to an amusement park, where the two of you would scream your lungs out lmaoo!! If you weren’t afraid of roller coasters, he would go on them with you, but as you guys stood in line to go on the fastest one that went backwards, he would get a little nervous and tell you that if you’re scared you should hold his hand to feel better!! You would hold on his hand when you went on, but he would be the one to almost break your bones from squeezing it so hard lol. he would continue to hold your hand as you two walked around the park, playing little games and eating ice cream. He would buy matching headbands and win you a little plush monkey, that stays on your bedside table along with a polaroid picture of the two of you~

Youngjae: my sweet awkward bean would be so sosososososooo shy!!! he would take you to a little cafe or restaurant, since that’s a pretty nice and neutral date, to play it safe. he would be a perfect gentleman, and would pull out your seat for you and give out his trademark awkward giggle at some of your jokes. he would be trying his very best to make things nice and comfortable, and one food came and he allowed to let himself relax, the two of you would have a really good time just talking and learning more about each other~

Yugyeom: fuck my asshole my UB is so precious and cute and smol around girls but i feel like theres this Smooth Dude waiting to come out at some point around the right person like have u seen him on hit the stage?? wowowow ok anywaYS he would take you to a concert, like Big bang or 2PM sunbaes, so that the loudness of the music would fill in any awkward silences he might have, and you guys could go crazy over the music together. He would be kind of hesitant to let loose at first, but as soon as you started dancing along and being goofy, smiling up at him and grabbing his hands to make him dance with you, he would blush and grin really big and finally just relax. Then the two of you would go to mcdonalds or somewhere quiet so that you guys could talk about the highlights and your favorite parts. now that you’ve gotten him out of his shell, he wouldn’t stop chatting with you and you would lean against him and intertwine your fingers as you guys chatted the night away. (bye my death is imminent i am ascending towards the heavens as we speak)

Haikyuu Ships masterpost

Alright, so I decided to make a masterpost for all my Haikyuu ships - my OTPs and my brOTPs! I was gonna do that HQ ship meme but it rapidly became extremely messy and basically unreadable, so I decided to put it down in a textpost instead.

OTPs/Favourite Pairings (in no particular order):

  • DaiSuga (Sawamura Daichi x Sugawara Koushi)
  • IwaOi (Iwaizumi Hajime x Oikawa Tooru)
  • BokuAka (Bokuto Koutarou x Akaashi Keiji)
  • TsukkiYama (Tsukishima Kei x Yamaguchi Tadashi)
  • KuroKen (Kuroo Tetsurou x Kenma Kozume)
  • KageHina (Kageyama Tobio x Hinata Shoyo)
  • MatsuHana (Matsukawa Issei x Hanamaki Takahiro)
  • EnnoTana (Ennoshita Chikara x Tanaka Ryuunosuke)
  • KyouHaba (Kyoutani Kentarou x Yahaba Shigeru)
  • KindaiKuni or whatever their ship name is (Kindaichi Yutarou x Kunimi Akira)
  • KiyoYachi (Kiyoko Shimizu x Yachi Hitoka)
  • KaoYukie/YuKaori/SuzuShiro/ShiroSuzu (Suzumeda Kaori x Shirofuku Yukie)
  • LevYaku (Lev Haiba x Yaku Morisuke)
  • AsaNoya (Asahi Azumane x Nishinoya Yuu)
  • UkaTake (Ukai Keishin x Takeda Ittetsu)

Other cute pairings:

  • AkaKen (Akaashi Keiji x Kenma Kozume)
  • AoNiwa (Aone Takanobu x Moniwa Kaname)
  • NariKino (Narita Kazuhito x Kinoshita Hisashi)
  • AkiSae (Akiteru Tsukishima x Saeko Tanaka) wow look a rare straight ship
  • TeruMisa or whatever their ship name is (Terushima Yuuji x Misaki Hana) oh look another rare straight ship
  • AoFuta (Aone Takanobu x Futakuchi Kenji)
  • KogaSaku irdk their ship name im sORRY (Koganegawa Kanji x Sakunami Kousuke)
  • Michimiya Yui x That One Teammate Who Was Crying That She Went To Reassure (i cri Furudate pls give them nAMES)
  • ShibaInu/InuShiba (Shibayama Yuki x Inuoka Sou)

brOTPs / Platonic pairings/groupings (+reasons/HCs):

  • Yamaguchi Tadashi & Yachi Hitoka
    - because yes beautiful dorks bffls always there to support the other when they get nervous
    - also Yachi’s gay af so
  • Hinata Shoyo & Yachi Hitoka
    - I feel like they see each others as Bros4Lyfe
    - Tiny People Club
  • Tanaka Ryuunosuke & Nishinoya Yuu
    - RYUUUUUUU
    - YUUUUUUUU
    - Hyperactive angry birbs
  • Kuroo Tetsurou & Bokuto Koutarou
    - memetrash swegbros 2kForever
    - sunglasses emoji
    - Poor Akaashi
  • Oikawa Tooru and Sugawara Koushi
    - i kNOW they’ve never really interacted much (or nicely lmao) in canon, but I feel like they would get along really well if they were to actually befriend each other
    - idk blame Cake Or Break (The way Carol writes their interactions makes me want to ship it platonically so much it’s the best)
  • Sawamura Daichi & Michimiya Yui
    - because BFFLS AF
    - I honestly never saw anything more than platonic love between them
    - They’re like brother and sister to me that’s just how I’ve always seen them
    - I cri a lil inside when I see fics where Yui “comes between” Daichi and Suga bc honestly I feel like she would be the first one to ship them
    - She’d clue on real quick like oHOHO DAICHI YOU’RE SPENDING AN AWFUL LOTTA TIME STARIN AT THAT SUGAWARA KID EH EHH *nudge nudge* *wink wink* *raises eyebrows repeatedly*
    - Daichi refrains from yelling at her because “she’s a female and it’s not polite to yell at girls and also she’s an old friend-” but sometimes he is extremely extremely tempted
  • Kuroo Tetsurou, Bokuto Koutarou, Akaashi Keiji & Tsukishima Kei
    - I can’t bring myself to romantically ship KuroTsuki (nothing against people who do ship it don’t get me wrong)
    - bUT i do love the 4 of them together as a friendship group
    - it’s the funniest shit ever
    - Bokuto and Kuroo (esp Kuroo) are what I call the Annoying Uncles
    - Kuroo is a nosy but also genuinely caring guy, he just does it in the most annoying and sly way possible
    - Kuroo genuinely wants to help Tsukki as much as he can (Tsukki is to Kuroo as Hinata is to Bokuto)
    - “You wanna learn how to block? Sure c’mere lemme show you. Got some issues with your teammates? Sit down son spill the beans I got time. Wanna get together with Yamaguchi? Got yo back son here’s a pair of fishnet stockings and a pack of condoms go have fun but stay safe fam”
    - Akaashi has to deal with too much shit
    - Tsukki just wants to go home
  • Mom Squad
    - to be specific: Sugawara Koushi, Iwaizumi Hajime, Yaku Morisuke, Moniwa Kaname, Akaashi Keiji
    - they would have a group chat and keep texting each other either for advice on how the fuck to handle their teams or to give advice about how to handle their teams
  • The Captains
    - Sawamura Daichi, Oikawa Tooru, Kuroo Tetsurou, Bokuto Koutarou, Futakuchi Kenji, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Terushima Yuuji
    - They’d have a group chat (thanks Kuroo) except it would be 70% memes and gifs, 20% talking about their teams and respective love interests and 10% Ushiwaka talking about chick flicks
    - Ushiwaka watches chick flicks you can’t stop me
  • Seijoh Third Years
    - mY BOYS
    - #saveiwachanfromthememes2k16
    - Mattsun and Makki could rival Kuroo and Bokuto’s meme game
    - too much meme
    - what do you meme
    - thanks, Mattsun Makki and Oikawa for all those awful pickup lines
    - that feel when you can’t stand your friends but you also can’t live without them
  • Third Gym / Gym 3
    - fun times
    - hellonaughtychildrenitsmurdertime
    - game hella on
  • Karasuno First Years
    - Precious gaybies
    - besties
    - Before they get together everyone goes to Yachi at least once to rant about their feelings for their best friend (Yams about Tsukki, Tsukki about Yams, Hinata about Kags, Kags about Hinata)
    - Yachi resisted the very strong temptation to just shove them into the clubroom and lock them in there with their crush because she decided it would be best to let them confess when they were ready
    - In return, everyone listens to her occasional rants about Kiyoko 
vernon as a boyfriend pt.1

Originally posted by the8ght


YALL IMMA GET SO CARRIED AWAY WITH THIS CAUSE IM DROWNING IN VERNON FEELS RIGHT NOW, SO HERE GOES NOTHING.


  • this awkward meme is new to relationships so bear with him. 
  • him being nervous about skinship at first, but then being obsessed with it.
  • like for real, always has an arm around your waist, holding your hand, cuddling you etc.
  • lowkey, random AF dates
  • like movies and snacks.
  • or just chilling at the dorm.
  • constantly making fun of that boy because he is SOOOOO easy to make fun of. 
  • the guys always making fun of you two
  • but are secretly obsessed with your relationship, and wanna know ever detail
  • “DAMN *insert group member* BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE *insert color* VANS”
  • making fun of his raps but deep down loving them
  • PULL UP ON YOUR WACKS WITH THE MACK FULLY LOADED
  • you only make fun of them to see him pout tho
  • constantly trying to out dance each other while listening to ‘Hotline Bling’ equally terrible drake impressions
  • matching 'hotline bling’ sweaters because #relationshipgoals
  • being lazy one minute, and then chasing each other around the house the next.
  • cute AF selfies
  • KISSES BECAUSE YAS
  • sleepy kisses while cuddling in the morning  (HALP IM CRYING BRB)
  • playing video games with you in between his legs
  • stealing his clothes
  • him not noticing until one day he shows up at your door at like 3AM after practice and being like ???
  • and you being like “BOI I WAS ASLEEP”
  • really bad puns
  • like painfully bad
  • watching movies together, and then for like a week none stop puns about said movie
  • once you watched harry potter and he was like “hey y/n what are you doing?” “i was planning on going to bed” “well, mind if i slytherin?” “BOI IF YOU DON’T GET YOUR GREASY SELF…”
  • him trying to be romantic but then fails so bad its almost embarrassing.
  • but its lowkey the cutest thing ever
  • giving him random compliments and MAKING HIM BLUSH (OHHH MYGOD HALP)
  • putting makeup on him because lord help those eyebrows
  • the boys constantly questioning the sanity of you two
  • him making really bad jokes and you bursting out laughing like its the greatest thing ever
  • and the guys looking at each other like ???
  • having a relationship where people question if you two are dating or are best friends

i have so many more for vernon so i may make a part two.

i had to stop so many times and take a breather because FEELS

i also wrote in like 1 hour and im really tired so im sorry for any mistakes.


Originally posted by chwelove

consider this: SMH & one direction

i just wanna talk about smh and 1d ok im so sorry this wasnt supposed to be this long i have no control 

  • dex grew up with sisters (let me have this he has a bunch of sisters ok) so not only was he completely unable to escape one direction he was not allowed to get away with any sort of ‘bands that have mainly young female fanbases are not real music’ misogyny that lots of teen boys and adult males have 
    • so he likes 1d he doesnt advertise but he had to listen to them a lot so he knows their entire discography and what they have some good songs ok bro 
    • so yeah they find their way into his workout playlists so fucking what man they’re fucking hype songs 
    • his fave is niall bc hes chill and just wants to drink beer and play his guitar and listen to dad rock and he’s irish (dex is irish and is grandma loves niall bc she’s irish and what a sweet young lad) he’s not like die hard niall stan but he knows all of the 1d discourse from his sisters debating (im willing to listen to other opinions my back up is louis bc hes a punk) 
    • he save up one year (and got help from his fam) to get tickets for his sisters to see a wwa concert as a birthday/christmas/every holiday present bc theyre expensive and they dont have a lot of money 
      • his mom technically bought the tickets he just helped pay for them and the girls surprised him with a ticket for him to come with (mama poindexter: well i cant let them go alone who’s gonna watch them you have to go make sure they dont get arrested for doing something stupid) dex played it cool but it was such a fun concert and so fun to hang out with his sisters tooo
  • nursey now is a goddamn hipster u cant tell me he isnt into a bunch of british alternative bands and bc of his brit music phase he knew about one direction from the very start at the x factor stage (he definitely mentions this all the goddamn time when they start becoming popular but he chills out through the years)
    • hes been to at least one concert for every tour (he even got tickets to the madison square garden show) - he went to every concert with his sister but it was his idea to go and she was just there to keep an eye on him
    • also a big reason he got into the band was zayn like heres a pakistani muslim boy who’s super talented with these white dudes and that representation is super important (i also hc nursey as muslim or at least partially but zayn is a brown muslim boy killing it so yeah its awesome) 
    • but nurseys fave tho is harry especially when harry is a total hoe with long hair and jewelry and those red carpet looks like nursey is in love but also in awe bc those sparkly boots and that floral suit like those are iconic Looks™ and nursey loves it bc gender isnt real and he loves hoe looks (zayn is like 1.5 tho bc nursey is in love)
      • nursey tries to serenade dex with little things one day when they’re chilling by the pond on the grass and dex punches him bc nursey is making him emo even when he knows dex doesnt have emotions (in public in front of people who can see him cry)
  • bitty likes them they’re no beyonce but theyre fun and attractive and yeah hes gonna have some fun dancing to them he isn’t really up with all the drama and disc*urse until the boys have 1d nights and they watch this is us and the concert dvds bc he learns a lot 
    • he loves 2013 era harry and all the time liam (that boy is thicc and bitty 100% does not swoon)
  • holster like come tf on holster loves them he unironically and passionately loves one direction completely unashamed he does not care for your opinions and no one makes fun of him bc he’s a 6′4 fucking big ass hockey player who could drop kick u across campus if he wanted to
    • he claims he doesnt have a fave but he would die for all of them 
    • his fave rotates seasonally and he has a different fave for each era 
    • he went to the tmh tour and he’s gone to every tour since - he goes with his sisters bc its a bonding topic for them he sits at the edge of the floor or at the end of a row on the sides bc hes so tall he feels so bad and he tries to stay out of the way of the little girls behind him but hes nice to them and talks to them and so they like him even if hes a giant
    • but really he and his sisters are so close bc they have a lot of similar interests and they talk about pop culture stuff and its hard to keep intouch when hes away so much but they have group chats about 1d and tv shows and stuff so its so nice for them to keep up a strong bonding time 
  • ransom is a britney bitch and holster dragged him into 1d. he’s in it for the memes and the drama really. (he likes the songs and thinks its fun but he wouldnt have been a fan and gone to concerts if it wasnt for holtz)
    • holster takes him to the wwa concert and they have a blast 
    • holster also drags his ass to see this is us opening night (they both cry)
  • chowder just loves everyone and he doesnt understand why people hate 1d (or other pop artists with majority young female fan bases that ppl hate bc misogyny) when theyre so fun he’s not an active /fan/ until smh has team bonding nights involving one direction jam sessions and concert dvd watching and drunk history
  • on such 1d nights they put on one of the dvds and it accidentally turns into a drinking game (mainly drinking bc this part of my god did u see that !!! THAT NOTE CHANGE !!!! and ZAYN WHY !!!! and other painful parts) and some of them *cough* nursey dex and holster *cough* get possibly the most drunk they ever get bc of this 
    • theres loud awful drunk singing along and some sobbing (this is definitely not based off of any sort of personal experience whatsoever nope never done this before) 
    • after the movie when everyone is so drunk they talk about 1d history which is how the veterans teach the others about the exciting drama and disc*urse  
  • lardo is a bad bitch who is tough as fuck and manages a division I mens hockey team and every single one of them is afraid of her. AND she would not let any bro tease her for liking one direction bc why the fuck not. 
    • she has plenty of their songs thrown in arting playlists and in pump up playlists 
    • and she knows theres nothing better to cheer holster up when he’s having a rough day than a 1d dance sesh 
    • dont forget where you belong is the first song on her team bonding playlist bc its a love song to ur bandmates which transfers very well to love songs to ur teammates 
  • shitty unapologetically loves 1d and boy bands and girl bands and he supports all things that young girls love but are not taken seriously bc girls like them 
    • he’s written at least 3 papers/projects on the misogyny surrounding young girls and their interests and involvement in fandom and also boybands (he tries to fight all guys who disrespect girls’ interests and the power of teenage girls)
    • he’ll randomly show up to a 1d night bc obvi he’s in that gc and he’s ready to party and express emotions and dance and talk drama 
    • he loves harry bc “THAT FLOW MAN!!! HIS FLOW IS SO SICK!!!”
    • he cried when harry posted the pic of the hair he chopped off and cried when he saw the another man shoot where harry was defying all sorts of societal norms it was beautiful and his flow is still so nice even this short its ok it’ll grow back better than before
  • one friday night the lax bros sneak over to try to prank the haus and peak in the window and see half of the hockey team in the living room drunk off their ass singing loudly to a one direction concert on the tv - holster and nursey jumping around attempting to dance along, ransom clinging to bitty on the floor crying about a ‘hiatus’, bitty soothing ransom, dex forgetting about the drink in his one hand to drink rum from the bottle, shitty naked (not surprising) and slow dancing with a life sized cut-out of harry styles with tears streaming down his face (more surprising), and chowder lying on the couch singing through mouthfuls of pie 
  • they walk back to the lax bro house without executing the prank and they never mention it again
callout for bon enoshimo

@enoshimo

previously/also known as:

names:
pb
payton
isaiah
neo 

urls:
tinpet
anongore
bxp
bugmilks
bonbel
ireallylovemilk
sugarpea1
heterophobism
hochoemoji
bonnibel1
stringtheorys
ageist
probably some others i dont know

alright to start off- i know bon has stated not to publically call her out but all the issues i’m going to talk about have been brought to her attention and she refuses to even listen much less apologize for them (that ive seen, if she has in fact apologized for anything here let me know). 

shes even ignored anons (i know because i’ve sent some) about issues or answered in the format of a post without the ask (’@anon i really dont want to talk about that because of drama it will cause’ ((not a direct/actual quote, just an example)) ) which is often used by people as a way to avoid drama/being called out because no one will know what the ask said and therefore wont know about the persons shitty behavior. 

bon also usually deletes drama off her blog shortly after it happens, purposefully making it very hard to hold her accountable for things she says as theres no proof directly on her blog.

so i feel its important to let people know about stuff shes done thats not okay since she wont see that its wrong and wont apologize. she wont be civil about it and right her wrongs and people have a right to know. so here we go

also i’ve never written a formal callout before so if this sucks im sorry lol

getting onto the actual callout. its pretty long, so there is a tl;dr at the end. but please, if you can, read the whole thing. its important and provides a lot of evidence. also all the images are transcribed.  

topics/tws: racism, ableism, guilt tripping, manipulation

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

dont get why you dont like lunoct when their relationship is very similar to cleriths?

holy shit no, lunoct is incredibly shallow compared to clerith. clerith has SO MUCH going for them and lunoct didn’t even get speaking lines to each other before [spoiler]. lunoct really just seems more platonic to me, especially from noct’s side. he cares for her but i didn’t sense any romantic chemistry at all. probably because they barely interacted as adults lmfao. like, they didnt even talk to each other before [spoiler] and even then it was brief. a couple single line responses in a book don’t do it for me, sorry, especially when noct’s responses were player choice. without the last after credits scene noct’s feelings for luna could have easily been seen as worry for a friend, which actually just made the last scene feel awkward and out of place. it didn’t need to be there, imo (though i do appreciate clean-shaven older noctis a lot lmfao) and that’s the problem i have with the ship.

im salty about how luna’s character was handled too. she really has nothing going for her outside of revolving around noctis and noct’s safety and her duty as oracle. i wanted to see more speaking lines from her that weren’t just noctis this, noctis that. (which also made lunoct seem weirdly onesided, and even that felt weird considering they’d only known each other briefly as children and through the occasional penpal message after. like for me to really ship something im gonna need more than that.) i wanted to see more scenes with her and her brother– the two we had were nice, especially the latter one. i wanted to see more scenes that showed her as a person, not her as an Oracle. in many cases she seemed robotic to me, even as a child. it was weird and awkward to watch, imo.

i like luna but i’m incredibly sad because i know square could have done a lot more with her. she deserved more than what she got. some of the flashback scenes were nice but they just weren’t enough.

if there’s gonna be romance in an FF then i want it to be good. this was not good.