ha ha im gay

Hey how come straight teens can be sexually active and nobody bats an eye but as soon as gay teens are sexually active everyone is putting in their shitty two cents

idk. the idea of dan and phil “coming out” is weird. i dont they’ll ever “come out.” they’ll just start holding hands for a few seconds in gaming videos. they’ll eventually steal quick kisses when holding hands isnt such a big deal. they’ll go in public dressed up going on a date. they’ll call it a date on twitter. they’ll go to pride together. they’ll never move out. they’ll get a forever home. and a dog.

A Concept

You go to see The Shape of Water in theaters. It’s spectacular. It’s awesome. It’s everything you imagined but better. Plenty of fish man camera shots to drool over. He’s adorable and kind. Eliza is a wonderful and fascinating character. She’s selfless and loving. You’re so glad she’s the central character. As you watch it, there’s nothing but unending love for the two of them and their unlikely romance in your aching heart. Your love for them only grows as the film plays. You can feel the warmth of their love radiating off onto you and into your soul.

The story is enchantingly dark and romantic. It’s a beautiful, touching story. It’s easily one of the best films you have ever seen. By the end of it, you swear someone must have started cutting onions in the theater.

You decide to stay to watch the credits, immobile by how breathtaking and gorgeous the film was, unready to leave behind such a wondrous film, reluctant to truly return to the bleak world we live in.

The credits roll and this song starts playing.

Your tears are gone. Your mood has changed. Your heart skips a beat. People around you are in awe, some paused in their motion to exit the room, others still in their seats unmovable like you.

A single, desolate thought is the only one able to form in your mind:

“What in the fuck?”