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some mushy crewt first kisses

cus i’m a massive sook and i can’t decide definitively what it would be like, so you get several 

- something wonderful has just happened, something big and exciting; maybe a near-extinct species just pulled itself back from the brink. maybe a sick creature made a miraculous recovery. whatever it is, newt is overjoyed, his face lit up like a christmas tree – he spins credence by the shoulders, crowing with delight, look! we did it! and then in a flurry of excitement, without really meaning to, newt kisses him. just grabs him and kisses him right on the mouth. 

for several seconds afterwards they’re both stunned. newt really hadn’t meant to, he’d been so careful not to do anything he didn’t think credence would want, not to push him beyond his comfort zone and he hadn’t even considered whether he’d look at him in that way, and he might have just cocked up quite spectacularly, and he starts to apologise – “credence, i’m sorry, i didn’t mean to, i would never put you in that position-” – but credence is looking at him as if he’s just seen starlight for the first time. eyes wide and shining. that feeling of oh. there you are. and credence says, “do it again.” and he does.

- they’re standing face to face – quite close, as they often are these days, without quite being conscious of it. newt is tending to credence in some way; wrapping a scarf about his neck, or healing a scrape on his cheek he got while feeding the baby erumpents, or perhaps wandering too close to the occamy nest. credence is just watching him – it’s quiet, but comfortably.

“mr scamander?” he says, very soft, even though newt has told him a hundred times to call him newt. 

“hmm,” says newt.

“newt?” says credence. 

newt looks up, questioningly, and credence kisses him on the mouth, just like that. a soft, quick little peck. it leaves newt with this look of startled delight, but he doesn’t say anything, and that makes credence nervous, and he stutters, “w-was that alright?” 

and newt takes his face in his hands, and leans in so close they’re nose-to-nose. “of course it was,” he says, combing his fingers into credence’s hair at the back. “in fact,” he continues, softly, “you could do it again, if you like.” 

credence does. 


- newt kissing the palms of credence’s hands

- credence panicking thinking he’s fucked something up & automatically holding his hand out to be punished & newt taking it and just kissing it instead 

- credence giving newt shy little cheek kisses to say “thank you” or “good morning” or “i missed you” or just because he can

- when credence gets kissed he goes pink and ducks his head and bites his lips; when newt gets kissed he goes bright red and gets awfully flustered and loses his whole train of thought and does a lot of blinking and “oh um gosh goodness erm where was i again” 

- i need to end this post now it’s running away with me i’m sorry 


Your demons are a part of our reality. Such is the nature of the influence you wield. Some of those demons I’ve come to know, but the one in whose name this war is to be fought is still a stranger to me.

no but i hate it so much when people talk about grantaire like he worships enjolras completely like a god i mean yes that would be unhealthy but he doesn’t

he’s always breaking him down and goading him and he ties enjolras down as much as enjolras keeps him afloat really (COMPLEMENTARY, my dear watson)

he sees his flaws and mortality and still adores him and loves him despite that because icarus is a boy and his wings will burn and they both know this but it’s the only way enjolras would ever want to live (live! gods don’t live, they are) because to breathe and do nothing wouldn’t be living at all

enjolras is no god, and grantaire wouldn’t have him any other way

ukulele clichés

genre: *spins wheel* it landed on fluff again. what a Surprise.

warnings: mentions of alcohol

summary: Dan Howell plays the ukulele and he’s working on his first album, ever. He’s a bit in love with Phil Lester, an animator making his first movie who’s constantly stressed. It takes a drunken love confession for them to start playing around each other and honestly, Dan enjoys the game way too much.

a/n: big shoutout to my friend Ryu who supported me when I was like “THIS IS SHIT AND I HATE IT”. love you. Can you believe this entire thing is written on mobile? Stressful. The other  YouTubers mentioned can be found here.

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lol haikyuu looks tedious af to tl this week, the Karasuno crew is measuring heights and YAMAGUCHI HAS HIT 180 CMS, Hinata grew like a 1 cm or something ha ha ha h aha 

Hinata thinks he “beat” Kageyama this round because he relatively “grew” more than Kags l0l bye

ps. think Karasuno got invited to a national youth training camp of some sort aww yeah