• chainsmokers, before the performance: i'm kinda nervous about introducing the next performance
  • post malone, to bts before their performance: turn that shit up
  • jared: i gotta have a moment to recover from that performance.
  • interviewer, after namjoon said 1D is the biggest band in the world: they /were/
  • corden: i may introduce you the biggest band in the world
  • corden: i've been trying to book them for a year now
  • me: *goes to cry from happiness in a corner*