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braveten  asked:

au where victor is a horse and yuuri is the ranch person thing

(this. this is why i was regretting taking prompts.)

(and eXCUSE ME ‘ranch person thing’ is my JOB)



Never in his life has Yuuri seen a finer looking stallion.

He leans on the fencepost, gazing dumbfoundedly at the perfect creature in front of him. He’s flawless. Ethereal. All long legs and flowing silver mane billowing in the breeze as the sun shone down on his sparkling white coat, galloping through the open field in the bliss of the springtime. How he ended up on his ranch, Yuuri had no idea. He had just appeared, like a creature out of a dream.

“Who are you?” Yuuri asks to himself. “Where did you come from?”

The horse turns his head and points his ears towards him, as if he had heard the question Yuuri has whispered into the springtime wind. His mane and tail whipping wildly in the breeze, the stallion suddenly tosses his head back and rears up, his front legs striking the air as he sends a whinny skyward.  He lands, then gallops directly to where Yuuri is standing, stopping only a few inches in front of him.

Yuuri reaches out to place a hand on the horse’s neck.

“What are you doing here?” he asks, gazing into the stallion’s sparkling blue eyes.

Yuuri freezes as the horse moves closer, lowers his head and nuzzles his ear, as if trying to speak to him, as if trying to give him an answer.

“Yuuri, starting today, I’ll be your new horse.”



Yuuri bolts upright in his bed, hands shaking and drenched entirely in a cold sweat.

His husband stirs beside him. “What’s the matter, love?” Viktor drawls, attempting to shake himself from sleep.

“Oh, nothing, I just-” he tries to start, but not quite finding the right words to explain.

“I just had the weirdest dream.”


aRE YOU HAPPY NOW @forovnix and @actualyuuri ??? have you harassed me enough?? will you ever end my misery??? 

im quitting my job after this. deleting my blog and all my writing. thx. 

send me prompts i guess!

(x)