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Imagine a big brother style show with the gotham rogues
  • So uv got Ivy, Harley, scarecrow, selina, riddler, and two face. add whoever u like lmao we’re just starting there.
  • theyre all chillin in the same house
  • ofc theres fights. so many.
  • riddler thinks hes funny, two face thinks hes a dick and is more than happy to prove it with his fists
  • riddler, of course, is pathetic so he cant do shit about it but
  • harley loves the fights and likes to make bets. if shes not winning shell intervene so she is.
  • ofc theres a glass closet surrounding ivy and harleys relationship
  • meaning theyre banging
  • almost every night theyre sneaking into each others rooms
  • harley finds trying to keep it down hilarious and selina has stopped asking why harley is laughing in ivys room at 3am
  • Selina herself, of course, is no less sexually proactive
  • no one realises though, and its not until a fire alarm goes off at night and they all have to run outthe house that they see her and Bruce Fuckign Wayne half naked. 
  • she has all the blankets wrapped around her
  • neither of them have the grace to look ashamed
  • After that theres no hiding it and knocking quickly gained popularity within the household
  • ”THE KITCHEN SELINA??” “shouldve knocked”
  • harley thinks this is also hilarious, and often the houses occupants come out to see her chatting animatedly at bruce over morning coffee. 
  • bruce looks like hell warmed over
  • harleys makeup is perfect (u kno she probs uses clown contouring)
  • selina stays in bed shes basically nocturnal lmao
  • scarecrow probably finished any alcohol reserves in the house within the first week.
  • its all gone hes too sober
  • after that though selina is willing to fistfight him for the scotch
  • and basically its all just very domestic but so very not at the same
  • like honestly who the fuck experiments with chemicals on other people scarecrow
  • its fine hes suffering dw abt it
  • feel free to add anything on
  • also thank u @hcrleyquinzel for the insp