h. l. todd

Todd and Ken watching their respective psychic beans discovering fondue for the first time.

There is literally nothing that Dirk won’t smother in either chocolate or cheese (or both, he’s not fussed, why stop at one delicious condiment when you can have two?) while Bart stabs the waiter with the fork.



My favourite thing about a Juno Steel!Dirk Gently AU is that it’s Todd who would be the private detective (a cynical bisexual Hot Depression Mess™ who cares way more than he’d like to admit and has a heart of gold hidden deeply under the disheveled cantankerous exterior).

Dirk’s the eloquent and charming fugitive with a tragic past and an amazing aesthetic who literally bought a knife to a gun fight.