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  • Devit: Jasdero and I are the best friends on this planet.
  • Road: Well, that's cute. 'Cause Tyki and I are the best friends in all of existence. Which includes your little crummy planet. Tyki and I finish each other's —
  • Tyki: ... — sentences.
  • Devit: Yeah? That all you do? Because I -
  • Jasdero: — and Dero —
  • Devit: — can read —
  • Jasdero: — each other's —
  • Devit: — minds! Ready? What am I thinking of? One, two, three!
  • Jasdevi in unison: Pizza! One, two, three, murder! One, two, three, clouds!
  • Road: Yeah, right. Like we can't do that.
  • Tyki: We can't.
  • Road: One, two, three! Candles!
  • Tyki: Can't do it!

anonymous asked:

Hey what's up with 1dff??

I guess it’s down. I think all of us are having trouble accessing it. In the meantime here is a list of fics that update on tumblr:

(It’s long)

This list doesn’t include stories with only one chapter, or one-shots. For one-shots, try some of the fic exchange blogs:

These are just the ones I read/know of and I’m sure there are plenty more. Happy Reading!

Road 2

I’ve played a little fast and loose with the rally’s timeline in this part; this year, it took the driving teams and the rest of the retinue two days to get from the actual finish to Essaouira, where they had the closing celebratory ceremonies. I plead lack-of-structural-imagination-regarding-what-to-use-those-two-days-for license, particularly how I left things at the end of part 1. Mostly, though, I just wanted to get them to lovely Essaouira. Because everyone should have some loveliness.

Road 2

“Et maintenant?” Driss asks. And now?  It is late in the day, this last day, and he and Myka are driving their last drive together, towards the finish. The finish at Essaouira: lovely breezy city by the sea.

“Quoi?” she asks back, as blank a What? as she can manage. He gives her a little tch, a don’t play dumb noise, so she says, “Je pas.”   I don’t know.  Another tch. “Je sais pas ce qu’elle veut.”  I don’t know what she wants.

“Toutes les meufs, elles veulent la même.”  All the girls, they want the same. He’s very confident; his take it easy tone is clear.

“Moi, ouais?”  Me, yeah?

That sends him into hysterics, as intended. He deserves some reward, however small, for having put up with Myka, and for being who he’s been about the whole thing. She grins at him and says, “Tous les mecs, ils veulent la même aussi.”  All the guys, they want the same thing too.  “Les détails.”  The details.

He laughs again and settles in to cajole her into divulging any and all details regarding what she has got up to with women.

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a friday state of mind


the road to new york

Thought about a track workout this afternoon, ran down to the local Buffalo State college track, apparently it closes early on Fridays, good thing, I was sore and tired, and probably would have had a bad workout.  Ran back home through the grounds of the adjacent luxury hotel that was converted recently from an insane asylum housed in a magnificent H H Richardson designed structure.  Really looking forward to doing some speed intervals, my college days beckon.  I’ll try again tomorrow, should be more rested and the track will be open.  Now I’m about to have some pierogies and beer. Happy Friday friends!  


Wrestling Isn’t Wrestling [2015]

“Don’t get me wrong… a lot of wrestling… sucks. But, when it’s good? It’s fucking GREAT.”

In only 24 hours, this video has gotten over a half a million views on YouTube, and for good reason. Max Landis’ Wrestling Isn’t Wrestling is a fan’s story on the evolution of Triple H (albeit, slightly inaccurate), told along with a parody video featuring women actors as the guys, and vice versa. It’s astonishingly well-done, and worth watching, even though you’ll be like “24 minutes? Yeah right!” Trust me, it’s awesome.

It also features a TON of great cameos, including Joey Ryan, Johnny Mundo, Macaulay Culkin, Seth Green, Cryme Tyme, Haley Joel Osment, Drake Bell, Colt Cabana, and stars the impeccable Chloe Dykstra as Triple H. Trust me when I say, this is WELL worth the watch. The summation at the end will touch your heart, as a wrestling fan, because it totally nails why we all love it.