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its been fucking years and i can’t believe i’m about to shitpost about naruto but here we go kakagai post-series headcanons lets get into it:

  • kakashi and gai are old disabled loving ninjas who end up living under one roof and thats just a fact, a plethora of ninken, a plethora of fucking turtles, just dogs and turtles all the way down
  • de-facto babysitters for…… literally anyone and everyone, where would ur children be safer, go ahead and tell me i’ll wait 2 see if u can come up with anything more convincing than Proficiently Murderous Grandpas
  • not 2 say their rivalry goes anywhere because they’re honestly probs competing till their last breath lbr
  • “RIVAL, TODAY WE WILL SEE WHO IS THE MOST PROFICIENT AT CHANGING BABY DIAPERS!!” “u can have this one gai n o thanks…….” “PREPOSTEROUS!!”
  • their most heated competition is actually trying 2 come up with something the dingdang children will eat that is also a balanced meal like gai overshoots and goes FULL GOURMET
  • “i HAVE CRAFTED AN IMMACULATE LUNCH SURELY I AM THE WINNER”
  • but kakashi is craftier and u kno what i mean one of those parents thats like “if i blend the broccoli in2 the cheddar the shitty little fucks won’t know there’s veggies in their grilled cheese” shit making veggie portions tiny and sneaking them in bcs for fucks sake this is a man that continually encouraged naruto to get some damn fruits and vegetables in his diet during the entirety of his tutelage u think he hasn’t picked up Tips and Tricks by now????
  • kakashi wins, obviously.
  • gai is devastated but i mean……… gai’s the same man who thinks super-spicy curry udon is the peak of cuisine (which it is) and Tiny Child Tastebuds aren’t cut out for that
  • gai loudly and proudly proclaiming that kakashi is his rival until the end of his days
  • gai says “rival” like he’d say “life-partner”/“lover” @ this point honestly they’re in it forever
  • none of the kids they babysit want husbands, wives or s/o’s when they grow up they all want rivals it looks way more fun
  • naruto is concerned
  • “my rivalry cost me a DAMN ARM”
  • unbelievable.

KakaSaku - Complete 

Just Like Fire  by Rise of the Blossom reviews
Collection of one-shots that are not related with one another. Still accepting prompts and requests! Make sure you read the beginning of the one-shot for the rating, as they all vary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,790 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 59 - Updated: Feb 18 - Published: Aug 14, 2016 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete


Better Man
By: Kakashisgf
Sakura and Sasuke have been married for over a decade, but things are far from perfect, and Sakura’s beginning to realize that maybe she deserves better. KakaSaku
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] Sasuke U. - Chapters: 66 - Words: 179,759 - Reviews: 1,973 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 725 - Updated: Jul 5, 2016 - Published: Aug 20, 2015 - Status: Complete - id: 11458228


Binding Demons by Exposedma reviews
Three words: Tears, Pain, Pleasure. That was the code they used to let the other know what was needed, how badly their inner demons were plaguing them. They went to each other when they needed to find their humanity again, when the numbness of their professions got to be too much, when they had to be reminded how to feel. Warning: Bdsm flavored lemon, rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Published: Jun 2, 2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete


His Kid  by Inume-blue reviews
“No don’t title this story ‘His Kid’ She’s not mine! I’m Hatake Kakashi I don’t baby sit.” Kakashi gets stuck babysiting Asuma’s kid, on his day off no less! will one little girl be the down fall of the Great Copy Nin?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,471 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: Jun 20, 2012 - Published: May 11, 2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete


A Poor Imitation  by leafygirl reviews
Sakura is injured on a mission, forgetting everything she knew of life in Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,913 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 578 - Updated: Dec 6, 2008 - Published: Apr 5, 2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete


The Ronin and the Queen  by leafygirl reviews
Hatake Kakashi had entered through that door many times in his long gone past. It was the same door he quietly left through six years before. Now he’s returned to a changed Village and the mess he left behind. kakasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,282 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 67 - Updated: Jan 20, 2009 - Published: Jan 20, 2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete


Some Light Reading  by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura’s curiosity gets the best of her and she finds herself reading one of Kakashi’s Icha Icha books. Little does she know that reading it will result in a world of experimentation on both their parts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,032 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 209 - Updated: Sep 1, 2007 - Published: Jul 28, 2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete


Tender Loving Care by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. One-shot. For a man who claimed to hate hospitals so much, Kakashi sure did spend a lot of time in them. And Sakura was finally beginning to understand just why…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 127 - Published: Nov 20, 2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete


11 Ways to Change a Mind  by FlameTwirler reviews
KakaSaku. How does one hardened shinobi transition to a point in life where he’s ready to accept change? Will consist of eleven shorts
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 96 - Updated: Feb 15, 2007 - Published: Jan 30, 2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete


Go No Further  by DirectionOfTime reviews
ANBU Captain Haruno Sakura is her own woman with no contact with the remains of Team 7; she’s happy with her life and unlikely friend until she stumbles across a garden in the middle of nowhere. It’s amazing how flowers can change the status-quo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,350 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 91 - Updated: Jan 22, 2012 - Published: Aug 30, 2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete


Icha Icha Sakura  by Nottoca reviews
When Sakura ends up as a character in one of Jiraiya’s Icha Icha novels, she decides to get some revenge, but needing some help, she turns to the number one authority… and its all downhill from there. Lemon. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,925 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 157 - Updated: Nov 27, 2007 - Published: Sep 20, 2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete


A Series of Firsts by leafygirl reviews
A series of moments that happen between Sakura and Kakashi on a rotation at an ANBU camp as they discover their dynamic has changed over the years. One Shot. Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 148 - Published: Dec 15, 2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete


Soulmates  by moor reviews
KakaSaku. Age-swap AU. Based on the “Soulmates” prompt from the October 2015 tumblr KakaSaku fest. Kakashi has a reputation as an enfant terrible; at least, until Sakura sensei takes him under her wing. Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,883 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 371 - Updated: Dec 18, 2016 - Published: Mar 4, 2016 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete


Small Lie and a Lost Bet  by Naruhime reviews
It was just a small lie to get Ino of my back. Then came the bet which I lost. Than HE came back in time for the festival. All would have worked out if he didn’t say it. But he did and we were doomed. Let’s just hope Tsunade doesn’t hear about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 85,859 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 217 - Updated: Oct 1, 2012 - Published: Aug 12, 2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete


Welcome Home by Wonderfoal reviews
[KakaSaku][oneshot] Sakura is having his baby. Too bad he doesn’t know it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 88 - Published: Sep 18, 2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete


Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 189 - Published: Jun 15, 2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete


Eyes on Fire  by terrablaze reviews
Life has been easy for the newly reformed Team 7 after the war. Not wanting to be left behind by her boys, Sakura shocks her teammates by joining ANBU, even against Kakashi’s advice. But when a noble from another country sends a simple mission request, Team 7 and their friends find themselves becoming a part of a conspiracy that goes deeper than anyone thought. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 154,896 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 258 - Updated: Apr 30, 2014 - Published: Jun 29, 2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.


Nymph  by SilverShine reviews
To her it is as natural as breathing. She wouldn’t know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,412 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 222 - Updated: Jun 17, 2008 - Published: May 25, 2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete


Torn  by Blade Redwind reviews
Kakashi’s past comes back to haunt him when he finds himself facing the prospect of sponsoring Sakura for ANBU where seduction missions are not optional, but required. Now… Complete summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 115,414 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 344 - Updated: Sep 1, 2010 - Published: Jul 6, 2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete


Playing the Game  by Amrun reviews
By night, she dreamed of killing him, of playing her hand all at once and going out in a blaze of glory. By day, she kowtowed with just enough stiffness to show him her fantasies. In return, he forced her moves like she was just a piece on his shogi board - and she was. Kakasaku, Spoilers up to Manga 452
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 436,088 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 584 - Updated: Jul 30, 2016 - Published: Jun 24, 2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.


A Marriage Inconvenienced  by lulu42 reviews
The math was simple: Him plus Her equaled a genius marriage. It’s really a pity he forgot to mention it. Kakasaku Complete with Epilogue!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,880 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 796 - Updated: Jan 19 - Published: Feb 17, 2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete


I Found You Missing by Wolfy Tales reviews
'They’re asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,’ Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,586 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 281 - Published: Oct 13, 2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete


Fade In  by hasu86 reviews
ANBU member Haruno Sakura. A temper never to be trifled with, a killer right hook, and suffering no rose colored delusions. At the end of the day she’d go home to a quiet apartment, a neatly made bed, and with no one waiting up for her. Kaka/Saku Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,487 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 412 - Updated: May 31, 2008 - Published: Jun 1, 2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete


The Window  by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5399 - Favs: 5,355 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: Jan 3, 2008 - Published: Sep 20, 2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete


Unbroken  by princezsupastar reviews
When Sakura finds herself facing a rogue ninja, she never dreamed that she would end up fourteen years in the past. Trapped in a Konoha where she must hide her true identity, she runs into a familiar face, except he doesn’t seem familiar at all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,779 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 930 - Updated: Mar 4, 2013 - Published: Jul 12, 2012 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] Rin - Complete


Double Edged  by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you’ll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 2,560 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: Aug 9, 2010 - Published: Jun 10, 2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete


Feeling You  by cutecrazyice reviews
It started with a kiss…a touch…a stroke. Now the lines are blurred, and the borders are being crossed - and nothing has ever been more delicious. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,564 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 478 - Updated: Sep 30, 2008 - Published: Mar 21, 2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete


Will of Fire  by Cynchick reviews
Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 223,234 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 2,453 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: Jun 19, 2012 - Published: Jun 19, 2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete


House of Crows  by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha’s enemies… or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4721 - Favs: 2,886 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: Nov 11, 2009 - Published: Oct 1, 2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.


Stripped Bare  by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn’t expected THIS! Now she’s on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3608 - Favs: 3,739 - Follows: 2,067 - Updated: Jun 11, 2011 - Published: Jan 7, 2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete


House Calls  by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 3106 - Favs: 4,052 - Follows: 2,032 - Updated: Apr 22, 2013 - Published: Aug 2, 2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete

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anonymous asked:

Hey I adore your writting style can i please get one with Kakashi being in a lowkey relationship with a fellow jounin, Fetus Team 7 not knowing that think their "interactions" are signs of unconfessed mutual attraction. Whenever they ask Kakashi about her he brushes it off. Team 7 comes up with some stupid convoluted mess of a plan to set them together, not knowing both already are in a relationship. Just some fun and fluff.

Aye, I finally got this one done! We’ve got a few more Kakashi requests in the works so if you’re a fan of his character get excited because you’ll be getting a lot of content in the next few days :D 

(Including a continuation of one of my personal favorite works)

Hope you enjoy anon!

~Mod Whipski

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miss-fandoms-shakespeare  asked:

Since it seems like Kakashi h/c hour I'll throw mine in. I personally think that Kakashi does his mission reports immediately. ((That one time in cannon happened cuz he had a new book)) However, just because he finds it just a tad amusing to piss off the desk chunkn, he always turns it a day late or smth.

Headcanon accepted!

anonymous asked:

Hey! Since you did a request with sukea could I have one where kakashi is disguised as sukea and talks to his crush, but she ends up kinda falling for sukea and he has to figure out what to do? Please and thank you - Bin Bag

Kakashi had been interested in Y/N for months now. And when he says ‘interested’ what he really means is ‘hardcore crushing on.’ But he doesn’t want to sound like a teenage girl, so instead he sticks with ‘interested.’ He wasn’t afraid to admit this. What Kakashi was afraid to admit, however, was that he had conveyed approximately ten words to Y/N among three conversations, all of which ended with him running away like a bumbling idiot.

Sukea, however, had had many a chat with Y/N. The two of them were quite close, as a matter of fact. Kakashi found it much easier to talk to Y/N when it wasn’t actually him talking to them. They had been friends for a while now… and that was Kakashi’s problem.

He suspected Y/N had a crush on Sukea.

If he thought about it, Kakashi would come to realise that them having a crush on Sukea would equate to them also having a crush on Kakashi. Although, it took some time for Kakashi to actually think about this. As smart a man he is, when it comes to love, he could be incredibly dense.

He knew it would only make matters worse if he continued this charade, but he didn’t know what to do. He went to Guy and asked him what to do, in as vague terms as possible (“What would you do if, say, you had been lying to somebody to months and you had to fix it?”) where he was told that “Honesty is the best and most youthful policy.” As the only piece of advice he had received, Kakashi thought it best to follow it.

That was how Kakashi found himself waiting outside a small café, peering through the window at Y/N, who had been invited by Sukea but was actually going to be receiving Kakashi. He checked the time, and he was already ten minutes late, due to how much time he had wasted outside, so he took a deep breath, but on his big boy boots, and stepped through the door.

He clenched and unclenched his pale fists anxiously as he made his way over to Y/N’s table. “H-Hi, Y/N,” Kakashi stammered, putting on a fake smile under his mask while a bead of sweat dripped down his forehead.

“Hey… Kakashi, right?” Y/N smiled back innocently.

“Yeah… Can I sit?” he asked, indicating to the chair across from them.

“I’m actually waiting for somebody, sorry.” Y/N smiled apologetically and Kakashi let out a nervous chuckle.

“Yeah, about that… I should explain,” he said, and took the seat anyways, leaving Y/N with a confused and utterly bewildered expression. They remained silent, and Kakashi forced himself to give his explanation, not enjoying the awkward silence one bit.

“It’s a funny story, really. I think you’re going to like it,” he stalled, his nerves getting the better of him. ‘Funny,’ he thought to himself, ‘I can easily complete an S-rank mission but I can’t even talk to my crush without wearing a disguise.’

“What are you talking about?” Y/N asked, appearing both perplexed and worried.

Kakashi let out one more nervous laugh before falling silent. “Well, you see, I’ve actually been wearing a disguise and pretending my name is Sukea in order to talk to you this entire time,” he spilled, barely taking a single breath.

Y/N stared. Kakashi stared back. Nobody moved.

It had to be minutes later when Y/N finally exclaimed, “What?”

“I’m sorry! I really am, it’s just… whenever I tried to talk to you my mouth would dry up and I couldn’t get the words to come out of my mouth so… So I just thought it would be easier to…” Kakashi trailed off with a shrug.

“But… But why?” Y/N asked, dumbfounded.

Kakashi groaned, putting his face in his palms and mentally thanking his mask for hiding his blush. Well, most of it.

“You have feelings for me?” Y/N asked quietly. Kakashi raised his head and nodded, directing his line of sight toward the table rather than at the person sitting across from them.

“Well, this is a surprise. I’ve been crushing on you for years. If I knew Sukea was actually you I doubt I would’ve been able to say more than a few words to you,” they revealed courageously, although a blush did taint their cheeks.

Kakashi almost jumped physically at the confession, his heart pounding like crazy and his hands sweaty beneath his gloves.

“I… really?” was all Kakashi could say, finally raising his eyes to peer at Y/N. They gave him a small nod, and he swallowed. He didn’t ever think he’d been so relieved in all his life. “So… you aren’t angry?”

“Well… this is definitely strange,” Y/N admitted. “I don’t really feel as though I know you. I feel like… you and Sukea are still separate people in my mind. I think I may have to get to know you again, as Kakashi this time.”

“Of course! That’s completely understandable,” Kakashi said, flustered. “Thank you so much for giving me a second chance.”

Y/N giggled, a light sound that rang like a bell. “Of course. It’s nice to meet you, Kakashi. My name’s Y/N.” They gave him their hand to shake.

“The pleasure is all mine, Y/N,” he said, taking her hand and sharing her laugh.

Kakashi could’ve dropped to the floor and fainted under the weightless feeling of relief.


i had so much fun with this wtffff, thank u sm bby

-Admin Will

Honestly, I believe this is my only hetero ship .-. (Forgot the others)
And I SHALL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP

For all those who can’t read my crappy writing clearly, here:
S: Hyuuga.
H: Uchiha-san.
S: Kakashi-sense told me to give this to you.
H: Thank you.
S: I’m quite surprised you still haven’t fallen for me.
H: Please don’t flatter yourself, Sasuke-san.
S: You called me Sasuke. I’m not gonna stop now.

HHHHNNNNGGGGGGG MY HETERO FEEEELSSSSSS