h e r m i o n e

Let’s be lovers.

May we shout
the n a s t i e s t names,

Make the best
e x c u s e s,

Brew the most poisonous
j e a l o u s y,

Breed our
s e l f i s h n e s s,

Bring our
w o r s t,

Compete for the most agonized
v i c t i m,

Throw all sarcastic
j o k e s,

Stab each other’s back with various
s h a r p o b j e c t s,

Drink each other’s
b l o o d and t e a r s,

Mourn for each other’s
d e a t h–

c o u n t l e s s times,

yet
still
be
m a d l y
in
love


afterwards.

one of the best things about samurai jack is that, YOU WANT HIM IN AN OUTFIT???? ITS LIKELY CANON!

Suit? CANON. Dress? CANON. Turtle neck? CANON. HEELS? CANON! CROP TOP?!?!? CANON!!!!!! I HAVE CANONICAL PROOF OF ALL OF THESE!!!!!! NOTHING BUT UNDERWEAR?!?!?!  I T  H A P P E N S  A L M O S T  E V E R Y  E P I S O D E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8

H I D D L E S W E E K — F A V O R I T E  I N T E R V I E W

The Late Late Show with James Corden. Are you ever “Thomas Hiddleston”? I am if I’m on the naughty step with my mum, and I’m about four years old, yes. It’s if I’ve been misbehaving, and I’ve been very naughty. “Thomas! Thomas, for heaven’s sake, it’s the middle of the night! Will you go to bed?” That kind of thing. But even when you said it, it was kind of slightly sexual. Oh, dear.

the batb tag rn

50% of the fandom: 😍😍😍DAN STEVENS'😱😵😰GROWL 😷😷 🙌👏👏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌 G OT ME PREGNANT💦💦🤰👼👼😩😩🔥🍼 🍼IT WAS THE 🔥🔥🔥HO TTEST 🤤🤤🤤😷😰😰THING EV E R📣📣‼️❗️ ‼️ ❗️❗️💘💘I D I E D💀💀⚰️⚰️ 😵😵😵NO DISNEY MO VIE🙅🙅🚫 🎬🏰👑 HA S EVER👀🗣🗣😱 MADE ME 😤😤😤SO SE XUALLY😜😛 💦💦🍌🍆 🍑🍑🍑FRU STRATED 😤😤😫😫 😷🔥🔥💧💯IM R EADY DAN 🤤🤤😜 😜💦 💯 🍌🍌BEAS T DADDY😫 😫😫🍑 🙌👉👌💯💯

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my evangeline,

i did something i already regret. but, itll help me and you.

i said goodbye.

and, its going to fucking suck, not hearing your voice over the phone and not seeing your smile when we facetime. but it will be better for both of us. i can get clean. you can further your relationship with greg. you can be happier and healthier and ill find someone eventually.

my heart will always yearn for you, but it’ll learn to distract itself from the smell of your hair or the way your eyes flutter when you laugh.

ill find someone. you’ll find someone too. hell, maybe its greg.

youre still my evangeline.

i’ll still write to you.

you still mean more to me than life.

its better for both of us. i love you, but i can let myself be poisoned anymore, regardless on if you mean to or not. have fun with greg. i really hope he stays as amazing as you say he is.

-isaac, who’s still your guardian angel.

Counterspell Battle
  • Tamiyo: A-n-t-i-d-i-s-e-s-t-a-b-l-i-s-h-m-e-n-t-a-r-i-a-n-i-s-m!
  • Jace: Oh yea? F-l-o-c-c-i-n-a-u-c-i-n-i-h-i-l-i-p-i-l-i-f-i-c-a-t-i-o-n!
  • Tamiyo: O-n-o-m-a-t-o-p-o-e-i-a!
  • Jace: But what about p-n-e-u-m-o-n-o-u-l-t-r-a-m-i-c-r-o-s-c-o-p-i-c-s-i-l-i-c-a-v-o-l-c-a-n-o-c-o-n-i-o-s-i-s?
  • Chandra, just arriving at the scene eating a muffin: Whutisgoingmmmonmm
  • Lilina: Dear, they're having a counter-spell battle. I don't recommend watching.
  • Chandra: *Gulp, swallow* F-i-y-a!
  • Jace: That isn't how you spell.
  • Chandra: That isn't how YOU spell.
  • Jace: Please stop.
  • Liliana: No, continue, this is starting to become interesting.