gymstuck

Gymstuck.

Is that a thing? If it is, direct me to where I can find fics and art, please!

I’m talking personal trainer!Bro, or Lifeguard!Meenah, or that one kid who works at the gym who you can’t figure out if they’re high or just weird as hell!Gamzee. I’m talking water aerobics instructor!Feferi and what the fuck are you doing Dave barely pedaling on that stationary bike while wearing sunglasses and texting. Or unbelievably charming employee biking shorts wearing!Jake and I just come to this gym to stare at that ass!Dirk.

Where is this stuff? What are your headcanons? I have one assignment left before winter break. I think we all know what that means.

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So, very brief update: I’m reading alone today because olderBro is out with friends, and we didn’t gym for the same reasons (and I was playing with next door’s cat/tidying the house). I started at the beginning of Act 4- I was promised more trolls, and there have been some, but would like more. cG was thoroughly entertaining. 

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grumble.

Pre-workout motivational Disney singalong BE A MAN! We will be SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER as we go to the gym and WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON the olderbro and I will will row! And we shall crunch abs with the STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE, and be as MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON! 

We are pumped.

Day 4/5. I didn’t upload last time because olderbro was talking to people, and then he went out with his friend, so we never got around to it. So here today is a special bumper Homestuck session! With extra excitement and…pizzazz. Sadly, not pizzas. Important distinction.

We pick up the tale a third of the way through Act 3, in/after some of Jade’s dreaming.

Just met the second troll, grimAuxiliatrix! And she’s enormously entertaining. I like the time travel jokes, and, as Olderbro puts it ‘alien humour’.

Reading John’s 'happy birthday’ messages. They’re so cute and fuzzy. (from the future: awwwwwwwww)

AHAHA. Just met adiosToreador. These trolls are awful and hilarious and tG and aT are totally a thing in the future, right (for olderBro’s clarity, I ship them)? I feel like I have to cosplay one of them.

And more of the 'not caring about how guns really work’ material. :D …he is the lawWHOOPS

(olderBro is bopping with me to 'SSBB:Gourmet Race’)

I commented that Aimless Renegade’s lift might be blocked by Jade’s guitar (for they bore a likeness), and olderBro said they couldn’t possibly be the same one. But we just saw it again and it was vaguely similar! And then he said he might be lying. I can’t trust anyone. He might even be HYDRA.

While waiting for something to load, I asked if Dave was gay, and olderBro said he was shipped with everyone. It seems improbable that there are any actual 'canonShips’, as this would probably annoy at least one corner of the fandom fo'sho. 

Just saw a really long [S] page. John ascended! Good for John. And Rose performed some very risky acrobatics. And her familiar thing is cute.

Zzoomzoomzoom. END OF ACT 3. ACT 4 commence. After intermission. 

Clocks destroyed 4/1000. I like these characters! ==> mspaintadventures.com: “You don’t understand who any of these characters are and it’s all a load of nonsense”. A hat collection appears to be starting. Is Valve sponsoring the Midnight Crew? I like Hearts Boxcars pragmatic approach to safes. …travelling into the future at a rate of 1s/s. After a lot of death and shenanigans…met another troll! End Intermission. 

And also end blog update/gymStuck for this evening. Has been most entertaining.