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Iron Man Three press conference in Paris

I feel like an a**hole. I would’ve spoken French but I was raised by wolves. She went to all these nice schools and they spent all this God damn money and now she’s all fancy (speaking French) and you just love her! I am an animal. I’m an ugly American. They don’t teach French in jail!

Or if tumblr had humour it would have called him anti-american, it would have said he rich-shamed Gwyneth, and more or less he’s rdjphobic or something.  But because certain parts of tumblr don’t have humour they may even take this post for serious. While it’s satire. Which said parts of tumblr have no clue what its meaning is.

Happy first anniversary to this blog.

Mark Strong’s Mr Knightley is SO ANGRY, omg

it’s been a good ten years since I saw the adaptations, so I only remembered general impressions, but yeahhhh, now I see why I wanted Kate Beckinsale!Emma with Jeremy Northam!Mr Knightley

How Do You Fondue?

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/20wpYaL

by gwyneth rhys (gwyneth)

Steve orders cocktails called The Lover and Bucky’s heart rate rockets out of control. It’s not so bad, he tells himself. The next level. It’s just dinner. At the top of the menu it asks, “How do you fondue?” and at the bottom a slogan proclaims, “We hope you enjoy experiencing all that fondue has to offer.” Bucky nearly swallows his tongue.

Words: 4444, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/20wpYaL

freckles-and-books asked:

What was it about the 2009 Emma you didn't like? Because I also didn't like it and turned it off after like 10 minutes. I much prefer the Gwyneth Paltrow version.

I actually wasn’t a huge fan of the Gwyenth Paltrow version either and I found that both of them didn’t have the same charm as the book did? I think that there’s a tendency to play up Emma’s focus on matchmaking but that isn’t all what she is and because of that it’s cringe-worthy to watch knowing what happens and with nothing else to focus on. So I guess what they chose to focus on in the series is what I had a problem with. I’ve only watched the first episode so far though so I don’t know about the rest!

New fic: How Do You Fondue?

How Do You Fondue? (4444 words) by gwyneth rhys
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers
Characters: James “Bucky” Barnes, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Tony Stark, Pepper Potts
Additional Tags: Valentine’s Day Fluff, Fondue, Bucky Barnes Recovering, Almost Cockblocked by Crime
Summary:
Steve orders cocktails called The Lover and Bucky’s heart rate rockets out of control. It’s not so bad, he tells himself. The next level. It’s just dinner. At the top of the menu it asks, “How do you fondue?” and at the bottom a slogan proclaims, “We hope you enjoy experiencing all that fondue has to offer.” Bucky nearly swallows his tongue.

I’ve moved on to mainlaining versions of Emma and lol, I’d totally forgotten baby Ewan McGregor

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You started out as a backup dancer for Gwyneth’s BFF Beyonce. Did they ever compare notes about you?

Gwyneth told me recently, “I saw Beyonce, and we talked about you all night.” I have no idea what they spoke about, but I’m hoping all good things. They better not be talking crap behind my back!

Happy Birthday Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter (September 4, 1981)