guys this took a while

there are few places to be that are more dangerous than between me and fresh pizza
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At 32 years old, Cristiano Ronaldo has one of the most impressive collections of collective and individual titles in football’s history:

1 UEFA Euro Cup
3 UEFA Champions League titles
3 Premier League titles
1 La Liga title
3 FIFA Club World Cup titles
2 Copas del Rey
1 FA Cup
2 English League Cups
2 UEFA Supercups
1 Spanish Supercup
2 English Supercups

4 Ballon D’ors
4 Golden Boots
2 UEFA Player of the Year awards
1 FIFA Player of the Year award
1 FIFA The Best men’s football player award
1 FIFA Puskás award
1 UEFA Best player award
1 UEFA Forward of the year award
Elected player of the Century by the Portuguese Football Federation

Even more impressive than the list above is the fact that the portuguese is the only football player in HISTORY to have ever won every major collective and individual title in TWO different clubs from TWO different leagues.

(for @keylorisagod  and @borjitamayoral ♥)

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MOSQUITO: Let’s do this…

MOSQUITO: Mr. Tupperware’s dad? Or mom? Hello?

MR. TUPPERWEAR’S DAD: Hello?

MR. TUPPERWEAR’S DAD: Oh. Right.

MR. TUPPERWEAR’S DAD: Token and his friends are in the basement.

MOSQUITO: Thank you, fine citizen!

MR. TUPPERWEAR’S DAD: …Yeah, of course.

MOSQUITO: Hey guys, Mosquito’s arrived!

MOSQUITO: Sorry I’m late, bzzzt.

MOSQUITO: I took a while getting ready and I didn’t realise it was almost 9:30 by the time I left.

FASTPASS: …We can c-c-certainly tell, Mosquito.

HUMAN KITE: (dude)

HUMAN KITE: (why does he look like that)

TOOLSHED: (i. i have no fucking idea dude)

MOSQUITO: Hey, uh, where’s Super Craig?

MYSTERION: We thought he was with you.

MOSQUITO: Me? No… I haven’t seen him in a couple of h–

THE COON: HAH!

THE COON: MOSQUITO LOOKS LIKE A CHICK!

THE COON: WHAT A DOUCHE!


[part 2]

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