guys i cant with these two

so tonight my fiancé and i are sleeping in our living room because we cant sleep in our bed.

the poor guy has only been asleep for a few minutes and has been tossing and turning. hes on our cheap futon. poor guy. i’m in our recliner and probably wont sleep at all. 

two or three nights of this may be the worst thing ever. 

the past two weeks have been hell and this week isn’t looking so bright, either.

god, i hope i’m wrong.


ps- see southpaw. it was SO good.

Super funny thing happened today

I was at the boyfriends cooking our supper. I made two chicken breasts and like 6 potatoes and an onion all diced an roasted.
So as I finish cooking his brother comes over so I’m like “yeah I only made two I’m eating my half you guys can split that one.”
And he’s like no I ain’t hungry.
And then I eat… Obviously. I was starving.
And when I’m done, his brother says “wow I cant believe you ate all that”
And I was like “yup! I made squares for dessert to!”
Because guess what guys GIRLS FUCKING EAT
I just can’t get over his disbelief that I ate like 3 and a half roasted potatoes and a single chicken breast. I seriously could have ate it all.
Well anyways that’s that

anonymous asked:

my girlfriend has been away for a week and i honestly feel like shit and i've been numb the whole time. We have been together for more than two years, but her parents won't allow it, because I live in another country. I haven't seen her for a while and i can't see her this summer either. I miss her like crazy and now she is on vacation with her family, so she can't be on her phone. I'm just a guy who loves his gf and does not get acknowledged. I'm her secret and I hate it, but I love her so much

a w imm sorry you cant talk to her, i rreally hope it geets better soon dude. #pda

OH YEAH better kiss EVEEER

Could that be a yaoi or I wonder if that doesn’t already exist as a manga I mean two guys with beautiful and skinny bodies with horse heads,it ould be weird or interesting…The uke is the one with the t-shirt and the seme is the one who wears a hooded jacket. I want an anime about this and a bl drama too! x)

Idk how many did I watch this.. I CANT STOP.

(NOT MY GIF)

Got asked to do this a few times but cant tag on my phone, suppose I best give you guys some insight into me.

Layer one: THE OUTSIDE
Name: Joe
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Brown
Height: 5,11
Clothing style: Metal shirt, ripped jeans, beanie and boots.

Layer two: THE INSIDE
Fears: Small spaces, doing nothing for too long.
Guilty pleasure: Old school hip hop.

Layer three: THOUGHTS
Your first thoughts waking up: Time to suck todays dick
What you think about before bed: Tomorrow

Layer four: WHAT’S BETTER?
Single or group dates: Single
Beauty or brains: My ideas of beauty and intelligence is constantly changing so hard to say.
Dogs or cats: Dogs.

Layer five: DO YOU…
Lie: Nah.
Believe in yourself: Yeah.
Believe in love: Yes.
Want someone: Undecided.

Layer six: EVER
Been on stage: Yes
Changed who you were to fit in: Yes and it was hell.

Layer seven: FAVOURITES
Fav colours: Purple or dark red.
Fav animal: Penguin.
Fav movie: Terminator 2, The lost boys and step brothers.
Fav game: Fable

Layer eight: AGE
Day your next birthday will be: 23rd of August 2015.
How old will you be: 21
Does age matter: Undecided.

anonymous asked:

Omg omg omg omg you guys are so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so BLOODY CUTE TOGETHER. LIKE SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS ARE LIKE THE BEST SHIP AND OTP BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE AND I CANT GET OVER HOW CUTE YOU GUYS ARE TOGETHER AND LIKE JUST IM AWWWHHHHING SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE AND FANGIRLING HARD OVER IT BECAUSE THAT TEXT POST WAS AMAZING AND YOU TWO ARE GREAT TOGETHER AND LIKE SO CUTE AND JUST LIKE AWHHH

so many so’s wtf but I know man we are 10/10 cute

  • 5sos:The video is out in two hours! We hope you guys-
  • Me:*slams fist on the table* WHY THE FUCK CANT I DOWNLOAD THE EP? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO THE U.S. FANS?

monozero asked:

1 and 3 for Aker, 7 and 9 for Jason and Judas?

Aker –

Theme song: 6.2 winter brew (the song starts at 0:35) it’s a sweet and cute little instrumental song. i like the piano part a lot, it fits him well. a good lyrical song for him is the divine within (thumbs up emoji)

Fictional character: himself? lmao um…madoka i guess? ‘small nerds who want 2 help but cant really’ club. he just, you know, doesnt have all of karmic destiny tied to him. or does he

j-squad –

Super power: as a set they’d definitely get flight. judas would be so entranced by the strange level of freedom it brings and would just fly around for fun while jason would be a Good Superhero Guy

Mythical figure/creature: GOD…….after immediately thinking of dopplegangers and immediately throwing that answer away, imma go w/ anubis, if only because they probably spent a night or two talking about how cool the mythology that surrounds him & the scales is

bijudas replied to your post “I can’t believe I’m saying this but I have to take the award for…”

oh no what happened

they killed Paul, the guy with the gay crisis, without resolving his storyline at all, and meanwhile the two heterostraight protagonists Ani and Velcoro had sex because apparantly there is no way in hell that a man and a woman can co-exist in a tv show without them ending up together. they also killed the only black woman. I’m so done with this bullshit. Ani’s rape backstory was worse enough but I never thought they wanted to check off ALL of the shittiest tropes. 

I NEED HELP PUPS

Hey guys i need either two $10 dollor commissions or a big $20 dollor commission!! This money isnt for me is for the fabulous kukkiisart  so i can pay her for my commission. I cant put money into my paypal through my bank so i just need help! THESES COMMISSIONS CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT!!! YES THAT INCLUDES NSFW (even if i just trying to get the hang of it)

Note or ask me if you wanna help lovelys~

Guys, I need your help

I have two anons in my inbox that I cant see all of 

They start like this

Apparently people saw this on their profile pages…

and

This isnt against you: why would that person who…

For some reason, I cant see the entire message, so if you wrote one of these please send me mail (not an ask) about it. I’d like to be able to read and respond to them, but it seems I’m encountering a bug here. 

anonymous asked:

Ship please? Im 5'3, Irish and have shortish brown hair. I love singing and dancing and performing and love having attention on stage. With strangers I can be a bit shy but really open up when you know me. Im loud, hyper, sarcastic and a bit dirty minded. Im intelligent and learning to speak my 3rd language. Im really caring and respectful towards the people I know and love. I cant help but be cheeky to people who annoy me. Im quite hardworking too! I can be short tempered aswell. Thank you!

I ship you with…Sungmin! Honestly, you two would be so cute together. I can see him being the type to tease your shy side but then absolutely love your loud side. He’d always be singing and dancing with you and there would never be a dull moment. You guys would click because he’s also really passionate about what he does and he looks up to his hyungs a lot, but then he has a side that’s childish and energetic and your ability to be sarcastic and a bit cheeky would make you great for him. He’d be super impressed that you can speak 3 languages and would probably brag to everyone about how cool his girlfriend is haha~

anonymous asked:

I have a problem, after me and my bf broke up I love him so fucking much like I can't live without him wallah so I couldn't move on I had this idea is to have new bf to forget the first one after that I didn't handle him for 2 weeks I broke up and I got another one I feel like I'm a player I can't stop thinking about the first one I was searching about him in every person I met I can't I just can't love another one (he didn't tell me it's a break up its just a break for 1 month or more)

you cant move on by searching for a guy exactly the same you’ll never find that w 7ta lw you both took a break anty ast3jtly, you shouldve waited a little bit more honestly you never know maybe things change w if u really want to move on ana an97k to focus on yourself w ajlsy ash3'ly nfsk daym w i hope things workout between u two❤️

anonymous asked:

im going to send you guys my application in a couple of hours! im so excited but i cant choose between two fc's. who would you guys prefer: sasha pieterse or freya mavor? <3

That’s awesome!!! We can’t wait to read your app. In terms of fc, we would love to have a Freya!