Chrobin? (Male or female, take your pick :)
female chrobin, even tho i dont really ship any of chrom’s ships
- insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible
im tempted to say chrom, but the guy’s a royal, so most likely he actually knows how to dance.
robin seems like she has two left feet.
- likes to watch reality tv
neither. robin thinks it’s pretty silly. chrom is just really confused over it all. he cant fathom how anyone finds it entertaining, to watch people act like idiots.
- refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone
….chrom. “royal” my ass, he’s ridiculous.
- is the jealous / protective one
they both probably get jealous, but dont really say anything about it until the other pries because one of them is acting weird. chrom is pretty protective over robin, that much is very canon.
- goes all out on the holidays
chrom. he’s pretty anal about giving robin new memories, so he goes all out and takes her places and overdecorates… he even wears a dumb santa costume.
- cries over books
robin might? chrom wouldnt really be fazed by it.
- is terrible with kids
neither, theyre both pretty good, though im tempted to say chrom has accidentally let lucina run around the castle with a free bum, because he was changing her, took his eyes off for one second, and then she’s gone. he has to play wrangler.
- drinks too much caffeine
robin. she studies a lot into the wee hours of the morning.
- could sleep for twenty-four hours straight
probably chrom. royal duties are exhausting.
- never wears matching socks
chrom and his magnificent fashion taste.
- punches a tree when they’re angry
chrom. he gets angry and flies off the handle easily, so either he trains hard or he takes his anger out on inanimate objects.
- gets scared by the toaster
chrom. what a loser.