guys with stretchers

“Born with a vagina, raised with balls”

I really fuckin love this shirt.

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“Your ass looks great.” “Will you fuck off for a second?”

“You’ve really fucked me over this time.”

“Please let me in.”

genre: fuckboi!jungkook, roommate!jungkook, smut in next part

“Wait…”, Jungkook said as you were by the door. “Do you still talk to Isla?” “No, not after what happened.”

Isla and you had stopped speaking because she went ahead and fell for Jungkook, she gave into his ways. Now, you also did like him romantically at one point but would never let yourself drop so low; why else would you have fucked other guys and not him? To forget about your little crush. Isla had found out that you liked Jungkook and she wanted him to herself.

“I’ll expose you if you touch Jungkook. So you better stay away from him.”, she threatened in P.E when you were on opposite teams. “He’s all yours, have him.”, you told her as you passed the basketball to Jungkook. “I said stay away from him! Not pass the ball to him!” “Dude, it’s part of the game! Passing a ball does not mean I’m flirting!”, you told her as you tried to reason with her but she shoved you so hard that your right ankle was sprained. “I am so sorry, oh my God.” “Just don’t touch me or talk to me ever again, that would be better for both of us.”, you told her as you were picked up by a pair of strong arms. “Someone got into the game.”, Jungkook chuckled as he carried your bridal style to the nurse, this earned many dirty looks from other girls. “Why are you doing this?”, you asked him. “I have my reasons, besides you got injured, this is the least I could do as team captain.” “We’re not even a real team.”, you muttered.

All throughout work you couldn’t stop thinking about the moment Jungkook picked you up in front of everyone and actually seemed to care about you, just like today. No, no, no, you couldn’t be falling for that idiot again; you were determined to stop yourself. To snap you out of your trance your boss, aka your older sister, told you to fix up the aesthetics of the store. “Hey, lil sis, will you make it more like appealing? You do have good sense of aesthetics after all.” Even while you were working you couldn’t stop daydreaming about what life would be like as Jungkook’s girlfriend; then you realised he was a fuckboy and had probably never had a girlfriend in his life, just one time flings.

“Baby sis, stop daydreaming or I’ll remove the tattoo of us.”, your older sister joked as she checked up on you. “You know you wouldn’t.”, you replied as you fixed up one of the new bright lights that read ‘love me’. “You’re right but get to work, you’ve got two hours to go!”, she told you and you got right back to it. After you finished you took a rest at the till and took orders from customers who were here for coffee and aesthetics. “Yo, what’s wrong?”, your older sister asked you. “Hung up on a guy?” “You know me all too well, I haven’t even been romantically involved with him and I can’t stop thinking about him.”, you muttered. “Lemme guess, your roommate and old friend, Jungkook?” “How did you know?” “Dude, you muttered his name, saying you’ll kill him while you were working.” “I did?”, you asked her, the shock really hitting you. “Yep, but don’t worry about it, no one heard you except me and maybe a few customers. But that’s besides the point, why are you thinking about him so much?”

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Playing for Keeps

Rugby!Natsu commission for @hellojawsie! Thank you so much for being so patient, Katie! You are so kind ^^

pairing: nalu, mentions of gajevy

characters: natsu, lucy, levy, mentions of gajeel

word count: 2,015

type: fluffy fluff


Lucy knew next to nothing about rugby. She knew that people could get easily injured while playing the sport: their arms could get broken or their faces badly beaten. She even knew someone who had their foot in a cast after all the bones in their foot were crushed. If she was honest, she cared little about the sport.

But she cared so much about one person that played it.

Natsu Dragneel had been her one and only crush all throughout high school. She entered into class one day like normal, and during a boring lecture she peered out the window and saw him throwing around a ball with his teammates. His rose colored hair shone in the sunlight and stood out against the rest of the hues of brown and black, catching her attention right away. After he tossed the ball to a teammate, Natsu looked up and saw her staring at him. He waved and smiled, which stole her heart and further took her attention away from class.

From that moment on, Natsu knew that they were destined to be friends. Yelling a quick goodbye to his friends, he bounded up the steps and began to search for her classroom. After a few moments of hunting, he burst into the room and asked who the ‘weird blonde girl who was starin’ at me,’ was. Natsu’s green eyes stared into hers when the entire class turned and gaped at Lucy, and a grin spread across his face as he strode toward her quickly and stood above her with his fists on his hips.

“Weirdo,” he began, leaning over and picking her up out of her chair, “you’re comin’ with me.”

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Too hungover. 

So How About an Unhealthy and Angsty Blackice List?

Ehhhhh, y'all! 

So i made a list of healthy relationship blackice fics and i think the other side needs some lovin (YES REAL LOVIN’. FROM US. NOT THAT STOCKHOLMEY FAKE SHIT. (but er…thats just us, lets proceed on to delicious fictional Stockholm HOO BOYO! BRING IT!))

For this list I will delve through my bookmarks and subscriptions more because frankly, awesome dark-fic is surprisingly hard to find for this muy delicioso shippu!

Ao3 First:

Lovely Dark and Deep - Jack can’t shake his loneliness when the Guardians don’t immediately step up :( poor babu! Guess whose there to comfort him :>
Enslaved - Unfortunately unfinished and most likely abandoned, but Pitch finds Jack when he’s only 100 and takes him in. brainwashing ensues hur hur, but p. sure this, if it would ever be finished, would end up Jackrabbit, and that might not be our cup of tea! 
Go Back to Sleep - Pitch classically invades Jack’s dreams for some nsfw and super dubious fun. *3*
Time Enough for Everything - my all time FAVORITE JACK WHUMP FIC like honest to god, nothing is more distressing. I LOVE THIS SO HARD! Pitch captures Jack and submits him to some ridic torture Jack will *never recover from*. But, it has a hopeful goldenfrosty ending <3.
Gilded Box - Pitch makes a deal to hand over Jack’s memory box in exchange for DUN DUN DUN a…SMEXING. LOL it’s super dub con, but Jack likes it. we know he do. also Pitch gains feels at the end UH OH! so actually, this one has the potential to be rather healthful if their relationship grew from a 1shot story…
Glue - Adelaide Rain’s story. need i say more? its fucking legit, yo.
Everything That Rises - HOLY SHIT THIS STORY! ITS FUCKING AMAZING Jack is on Pitch’s side, but he redeems himself and poor Pitch has to suffer the consequences (poor pitch? pffff he gets what he deserves, and he gets it fucking good. ouch my heart!)  
Failure to Protect - OOOOooookay, so this technically is Jackrabbit, but it involves Pitch raping Jack and Jack’s recovery from it and Pitch’s demise because of it. Its really graphic. REALLY graphic, read at your own risk. I still enjoyed it :)
Skinny Chai - Jack doesnt cope well with a bad breakup (basically this is just Jack whump. its delish) 
Shiver - LOL DOES THIS NEED A DESCRIPTION??? don’t read it y'all its terrible. 
All the Love in the World - WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS. WONDER WHY I INCLUDED THIS HERE?! its the *good* fight fic. the one where they kill each other. multiple times. -squees-
Pomegranate - Hades Persephone Au, Pitch is a bad person, Jack still likes him tho! 
Evil Boyfriends - UGH I HOPE NO ONE THOUGHT THIS SERIES WAS ACTUALLY HEALTHY! ITS AWFUL AND RIPS MY HEART OUT AND WHY. WHY JACK. WHY U MURDER PPL JACK. 
So the Sun is Ashamed - dubious sex. lol what more do need, really? 
The Weakening Eye of Day - Post apocalyptic setting because JACK AND PITCH ENDED THE WORLD TOGETHER LOL also Jack goes bonkers and kills humans while fucking them because they look like pitch who won’t touCH JACK WITH A 10 FT POLE!
Tremble

OK, so thats basically my bookmarks LOL. Its all stuff i’ve read and know pretty well. Love it all. its delish!

As for on tumblr, we have our authors linddzz (also see selkie stuff omg), kalael (SO MUCH WHUMP AND ANGST YESS), charmed7293 (horrific depictions meant specifically to horrify. yiss! but mobboss is still adorable FIGHT ME!) , dildarium (WOW GET THEM TO LINK U TO MURDERING JACK!), adelaiderain (Like Drowning, whats listed above, but otherwise mostly healthy) , and uhhhhmmmmm…

those are just a few i know who are prevalent in the fandom who have written in this vein. THere are tons of others who write awesome and not terribly upsetting stuff!

Other good mentions are ionahi because King Frost is defs not in a happy place, and i see they are making ‘The Failed Guardian’ which is really promising for awesome jack whump and terrible jack decisions! wooo

I’m going to mention Mary P Sue, Gretchen Sinister, When the Ocean Met the Sky, Mira Eyeteeth, and Emerald Embers because of NDU things and their various prompt fills. NDU Jack is a sad sad sad hampster being buffetted on the ill winds of FOUR FUCKING PITCHES?! GOOD LORD BOY. RUNNNN! 

and meexart needs a mention because their blackice artwork (while made a while ago) definitely depicts very clearly that they are not quite all there. hehe.

and this isn’t even RECENT STUFF OH MAN! i had to dig way back to find these links, and some of em might be abandoned stories and unfinished (SORRY!) 

its much easier to find them being cute these days <3 (maybe HALLOWEEN PROMPTS WILL CURE THAT, EH EH EH EH?) (sideyes self. i should work on those too. oops)

→ ❝MARVEL’s Jessica Jones sentence starters❞

  • “New York may be the city that never sleeps, but it sure does sleep around.”
  • “I don’t flirt, I just say what I want.”
  • “You know why I live alone? People distract me.” 
  • “Please, please, just tell me where my baby is.”
  • “Maybe God sent you. Maybe he didn’t.”
  • “My greatest weakness? Occasionally, I give a damn.”
  • “I don’t need your protection. I don’t want it.”
  • “If you even touch me, I’ll tell the whole world about you.”
  • “You have to make a decision – do something about it, or keep denying it.” 
  • “I’ve never seen anyone with such a strong will.”
  • “I thought you didn’t like or trust me.”
  • “If I get hit by a bus, where’s the closest hospital?”
  • “Are you still having nightmares? Flashbacks?”
  • “I’ll be your guest here indefinitely.”
  • “I was never the hero you wanted me to be.”
  • “In my line of work, you gotta know when to walk away.” 
  • “’None of it is my fault.’ Say it back to me.”
  • “You are… very strong.”
  • “You’re all alone, so you have to pick away at other people’s happiness.”
  • “Children should be seen and not heard.”
  • “Get inside! You’re naked!”
  • “Back off! God, you’re turning into your mother!”
  • “You ruined my art!” 
  • “If you do this, I’ll owe you a favor.” 
  • “If you don’t feel good going to work, then you get new work.” 
  • “It’s better being alone. It’s safer.”
  • “I give you whatever you need, and you can’t even give me a minute?”
  • “I’m life-threatening. Steer clear of me.”
  • “Lots of guys leave your apartment on stretchers, huh?
  • “You’re gonna start helping people again, starting with me.”
  • “You can’t fix me. I’m unbreakable.” 

The last 3 December’s.

Top Left - Pre-T

Bottom Left - 3 months on T

Right - 1 week off 16 months on T

The Blue Stick Part 6

Pairing: Steve x reader  

Warning: Swearing. Pregnancy.

(Remember to always have protected sex people!!)    

A/N: This one has a lot of the other’s points of view, roll with me here. I’m still learning.
(Y/N) your name
(Y/H/C) your hair color  

**Russian Terms:
Nemnogo lyubvi (Little Love)
Rebenok (The baby)
devushka (Girl)

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Things with Steve and The Avengers are great till you think you have the flu. When the stick turns blue everything changes, how are you going to tell Steve. Nothings going to be the same anymore and you’re not sure how you’re going to break it to Steve what if he isn’t ready, what if you’re not ready to give your life as part of the Avengers. Everything changes when something goes bad and the team including Steve is waiting for answers.    


Gasping for breath panic rising in your chest, the elevator stopped at your floor. “F.R.I.D.A.Y.” You managed between gasps for breath.

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