guys why did you think this was a good plan

  • Riverdale Producers: Okay... In the early two thousands, the audience loved Troy Bolton. Maybe that's what we should add to our show's male lead.
  • Riverdale Producers: *gives Archie a Troy Bolton Story* So, audience, what do you think??
  • Audience: .... *doesn't pay attention*
  • Riverdale Producers: Eh? What's wrong? Didn't you like it?
  • Audience: Sorry, what did you say?
  • Riverdale Producers: ... A new Troy Bolton.
  • Audience: Oh, you're talking about Archie... Yeah, sorry, not gonna work.
  • Riverdale Producers: EH!? Why not?
  • Audience: Jughead is in the show.
  • Riverdale Producers: ...Damn it, that's a really good point. Change of plans, give the beanie boy everything he wants. Oh, and give him and Betty more scenes.
  • Audience: Much better. So I guess now you guys know... WHAT TEAM!?
  • Riverdale Producers: JUGHEAD!