guys we're married

I don’t usually have dreams about Choices, but I dreamt about a sequel to Rules of Engagement where the whole cast is in the apocalypse or something now and immediately MC’s husband got killed in the first chapter trying to protect her. The crew are then saved by an interesting group of survivors and MC has to deal with the reality that the love of her life who we have spent the last three books building a relationship with is now gone. And of course there are new hot guys to flirt with because one can’t be a widow forever! (I mean, you could because, well, “choices”)

Ngl, it’s a bit weird and dark for Rules of Engagement but 9/10 would dream again.

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30 days of volleyball: day 10 - best volleyball friendship: luca vettori and matteo piano

tfw someone says one word to you or holds a door open for you and you feel yourself developing a slight crush and then five minutes later your brain is like ‘hey so imagine marrying them?????’

He’s sweating and shaking now, because the Midoriya family really thinks that he legally marred Inko without her consent, while being married to her is really just one of his fantasies.

Because he really loves Inko.

This has gone somewhere that he never thought it would, and now he’s debating on whether or not he needs to buy a ring.

Help him…?

  • Temari: *covering her ears with the pillow* Stop making that noise!
  • Shikamaru: *sighs and turns towards his wife* I thought it was you...
  • Temari: *turns the light on*
  • Gaara and Kankuro: *standing at the bedroom door, clenching their teeth and heavy breathing*
  • Shikamaru: *rolls his eyes and goes back to sleep*
  • Temari: Guys, we're married now!
  • Gaara and Kankuro: *still giving a deadly look to Shikamaru*
  • Temari: Guys, seriously
CHUCK SENTENCE STARTERS
  • "Trust me"
  • "They need you. So get in there! And you be a man. No! Be more than a man... Start with the man part. Just be a man first..."
  • "You know, if I was standing on my wallet, I'd be tall."
  • "He was trampled by a herd of middle-aged secretaries at the midnight release of the Talking Justin Bieber doll."
  • "I don't run. I stalk my prey."
  • "If you ever want to save the world again, you know where I am."
  • "With all due respect, shut up."
  • "This is real? You really love me?"
  • "I was an assignment, and then you fell in love with me. And I know that sounds crazy, and if I didn't know any better I'd say it's crazy too, but the fact remains you fell for me."
  • "I like to remember all of my victories. Even the little ones."
  • "Of course she's not picking up, she's evil!"
  • "If you would use a plate when you're eating taquitos, I wouldn't have to scrub the floors, would I?"
  • "One question though. Who's Luke Skywalker?"
  • "How's your memory, buddy? Do you remember Die Hard? Star Wars? Chewie? Yoda? Yippee-kai-yay?"
  • "Sometimes, I think you're a bad person."
  • "Don't start with New Hope. Start with Phantom Menace. Everyone loves Phantom Menace."
  • "I will not let my last words to be a demand for pizza combos!"
  • "I'm a much bigger nerd than you thought I was."
  • "It’s a sweater. Why's it so soft?"
  • "You're no longer a perfect 10."
  • " You really love it here, don't you?"
  • "I think better when I'm blowing up avocados."
  • "My wife never came home."
  • "If you remember me, then you'll remember that a nerdy guy, like me, could make you happy."
  • "I think that you should kiss her."
  • "I know I don't know you very well yet, but thank you for giving her all of this.""
  • "He's not that bad. You should maybe give him another chance."
  • "Kiss me."
  • "This is my team and nobody is going to take us down."
  • "It was a bit like old times, wasn't it?"
  • "I was pretty proud of you...moron."
  • "I miss knowing kung fu."
  • "It made a nasty scar right over one of my favorite scars."
  • "I want it noted that I took out six of their guys."
  • "We're gonna get married and be together, forever. I love you."
  • "Like the mother I never had."
  • "She is one of the strongest and one of the most amazing women I have ever met.
  • "This is what happens when you draw your plans from Star Wars."
  • "You don't mind if I stick around a bit do ya?"
  • "You don't have the authority, pretend ya do."
  • "Remember, family and friends are everything. Money, greed, and power are a dance with Satan...and he looks like me."
  • "Everyone hates me. I accept that."
  • "Do you have UNO?"
  • "If you love something, let it go. And if it comes back, you can eat it."
  • "I haven't felt anything in years."
  • "I hate being a nemesis. Maybe I should take her out to coffee."

I spend a lot of time wondering about what my 13 year old self would think of me now. If the shy, skinny, bullied kid would believe that in 15 years, her weird obsession with stuff like Kenshin and Sailor Moon (because this is still the mid to late 90s and anime still hasn’t quite taken off yet) would lead to a career in art and comics and traveling across the country to meet fans and see celebrities and talk in front of hundreds of people. I wonder if 13 year old me would believe that at 28, even though she’s still too scared to pierce her ears, she has 3 tattoos. I want 13 year old me to know that her friends won’t have to bribe boys to dance with her anymore, and that yes, don’t worry, you discover how to talk to and flirt with guys (albeit awkwardly and still nervously) and even sleep with them and man, sex is really awesome, have fun with that, when you’re ready. Because the first guy you sleep with is going to break your heart, and he won’t be the last, but that’s okay. Because shitty things still happen, even after 8th grade, and high school, and college, but generally, I am happier with my life now than I’d ever imagine I’d be when I was 13, when I used to cry myself to sleep most nights. I just. I seriously think about this a lot.