guys really i am an awful ninja but i have fun

Warframe personalities from how I see them, by my first glance at them.

Heads up, this is a long post. Enjoy~!

Ash: Aloof mofo with a stabbing habit. could rob you of all your money in texas hold ‘em. Too much damn side eye. Kills everyone is the room, then breaks for coffee like nothing happened. Ninja who steals the last slice of cake from the fridge.

Atlas: would kick your ass then be your best bro. is dead inside? somewhat likely but can’t tell anymore. makes shitty jokes. I get he’s a one punch man stone golem, but c’mon, the guy gives pretty good hugs.

Banshee: Resting bitch face, but is sound sensitive so she has a reason. Most likely up to god knows what hours listening to music enjoying synethesia sensations. Knows a thing or two about where to find the best obscure books. Caring protective friend.

Chroma: Moody guy who just wants some fucking peace and quiet. Hoards things like trophies from kills, bet this guy has so many hunting trophies? ffs, his ult is a dragon pelt, might as well be a dragon! Really good at pissing off people without even trying.

Ember: Sassy friend wants all the tea. Best booty to boot. You see that guy over there? He’s on fire. She fucking murdered him with sick comebacks. Don’t get me wrong though, she might like her bacon crispy but she’s a pretty loyal friend. Probably would come get your ass for a revive with intent to raze the fucking field with wildfire.

Equinox: Calm balanced friend??? Has two sides she shows to different people, everyone who talks to her might find something different about her. Likes keeping a lot of houseplants in her room in the dojo. Courteous and polite and gives the best backhanded compliments under a pleasant facade.

Excalibur: Average Joe. Good at a lot but not the best, really doesn’t give his best. Very athletic. rushes through missions impatiently. Might play too many hack’n’slash games in his spare time.

Frost: Stoic, quiet, probably has some thought going on at all times. Reads a lot of mythology from before the orokin era. Procrastinates and stalls for his buddies while holding down the fort. solid person to talk to if you need someone to listen.

Hydroid: The guy has enough mentions about tentacle porn, it’s safe to say he’s hoarding a hentai stash somewhere. or people assume. just a guy who loves the water, could talk for days about fish and where to find all the best seafood restaurants. has had enough people mentioning pirates around him. has a good, hearty laugh.

Inaros: Tired, always fucking tired. Sleep? I’ll sleep when I’m dead. if you can kill me, that is. Mmm. nom. Corpus tastes metallic. Grineer tastes like really bad slimy chicken. I’m not sharing what infested taste like. Shields? What the heck is that? Appreciates old architecture and hoards ayatan statues.

Ivara: Sneaky sneaky~ I got an arrow for just about any job. Just because i am a cyclops doesn’t mean i don’t have depth perception, dumbass. Carefree happy lady, fun to talk to. Makes lots of banter with teammates on missions.

Limbo: Trolls might love this guy, why doesn’t he have a fedora helmet yet? I’ve not seen enough Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure to know what those references mean. He’s a real gentleman, very inquisitive. He’s a scientist? Aw, cool. Prolly spacing out while carousing through the rift, thinking about his next project.

Loki: The Cheeseframe is what people call him. Knows where all the loot is, all the time. Giggling and pulling pranks 24/7. Can do shit effortlessly and stares at his team wondering why the fuck the had to trigger the damn alarm in a mission. Also, hammerhead shark. This guys likes playing card games too.

Mag: In a state of calm and panic at the same time. Doesn’t show much though. Magnetic personality? Could crush your heart in a minute. Has a good taste in interior design, rather good at art deco/ industrial. Has some walls to get through before befriending her, but melts like a marshmellow when ya do.

Mesa: 360 no scope!!! It’s high noon! okay, now that’s out of the way, let’s keep going. Keeps an orderly schedule, off doing solo missions all the time. Loves a good movie, could talk about her favorite film for hours. Deserts are dry? So is her humor. Would shoot you without even thinking.

Mirage: You thought Loki’s pranks were bad? At least her enemies get these night mare shows and not you. This chick loves horror films, special effects make up and disco. Pretty good at good at lighting up the room and your smile. She really just wants a good time, okay?

Nekros: Sick mofo who tells dead baby jokes. Has some interesting kinks. Rarely eats, if ever. Would look you dead in the eye and try to tell you bad puns seriously as possible. Has seen the dead walk again, thinks they’re best buddies. good guy to go to a graveyard with.

Nezha: Srsly good looking.. guy? girl? oh idc he can be genderfluid and i’d still think he’s attractive. Got serious hula skills. Never takes himself seriously and just loves going for long missions. Knows a thing or two about culture, rather classy guy but can be a bit childish. Never really grew up, but you don’t notice that behind the charm.

Nidus: This is the I-don’t-give-a damn guy. He wrecks everything he touches, spreads space aids, yet his personality is far from cancer. Very good with animals. A bit messy. Too many damn things talking in his head from the infested and ignores them like a champ. They bend to his will.

Nova: A Good Egg, if slightly cracked. Giggles at the mention of inane words. Everything explodes!!! ADHD in a frame. Good natured wholesome friend who loves everyone. Bad habit of breaking appliances and electronics. Geiger counters near her start playing Imagine Dragon’s Radioactive?

Nyx: Look at this frame. You took a good warframe and gave it anxiety, sheesh. Shy, kinda hard to deal with hearing everyone’s thoughts sometimes. ain’t got time for your drama. Loves talking about current events, but not much of a gossip out of respect for others. giant personal space bubble, do not touch!

Oberon: Royal pain in the ass, but a lovable doofus so you kinda just let it go. Very protective dad friend, complete with dad jokes. Probably would like to finish your sandwich if you’re not gonna eat it. Would open his home to you if you needed a couch to surf on.

Octavia: This girl loves all music, could help you find just the mix you were looking for. Got sick dance moves too. Might have been in band. Would happily binge watch any tv show with you and discuss everything about it. You don’t know what so charming about her, but you really like her so you always accept her invites. Had a bad habit of fidgeting.

Rhino: This guy could bench press a grineer ship in one hand and corpus ship in the other. you don’t move out of his way, he runs you over, simple as that. gym rat, for sure. somewhat impatient. watches way too many superhero blockbusters and devours the comics. Mows down the entire enemy wave just get your sorry bleeding ass back up and fighting again.

Saryn: Oh, good lotus, this chick has got good looks and a deadly touch. Cunning girl could outsmart anyone. Low key annoyed in general. Would back stab you without a thought, given a reason. Knows a lot about cooking. I mean, if you’re going to poison someone or at least know how to work in the biolab you should probably know how this type of chemistry works. dodges responsibility a lot tho.

Titania: flighty as fuck, gets startled easily. graceful; she has good fashion sense. you have no idea where she came from in the room. fairy tales are definitely her thing, but happy endings really aren’t true with that state of things right now in the solar system. too many butterflies, but is fine with it since they help her stay calm. Actually really good at flying archwings, I think?

Trinity: First one to rush into the fight, last one to leave until everyone is okay. Is the Mom friend. Likes to be helpful. Rather much a bitch to those she hates. She may have an open heart, but don’t walk all over this girl. Cross her once, shame on you. Cross her twice, she leaves you for dead on eris, end of story.

Valkyr: Look, she’s been through some shit, has ptsd, the very least you can do is give her a cat plushie and your support, okay? Gets angry easily and has meltdowns. She’s not a pushover. She knows what’s best, she can endure. semi serious, jokes fly over her head. it may take a bit for her to like you. literally a cat frame, you don’t know love until you’ve been loved by a cat.

Vauban: Forget Limbo being a troll. This is THE trollframe. Went to college for engineering, came back out a smart ass. Don’t loan money to him, he prolly won’t pay ya back. Pretty good drinking buddy tho. Reads a shit ton of shakespear to know what that sense of humor really is. Shit poster, meme hoarder extrordinaire. you can have a grenade! And you can have a grenade! YOU ALL CAN HAVE GRENADES!

Volt: Impeccable taste mixed with sharp commentary. Why does he have a helmet that’s a boob? maybe he has a high schooler’s sense of humor? would be honest with you and tell you straight up what needs to be done. This guy likes expensive suits. Has a tendency to be impulsive.

Wukong: Has loads of stories to tell. Good memory. Can comeback from just about any setback. determined and will happily grind with you in missions for hours. Also pretty damn stubborn and doesn’t listen well to others, kinda has to speak first.

Zephyr: Life’s a breeze here, right? Kinda goes with whatever and has a hard time deciding on things. Kinda clumsy too. Crashes raids and blows away the enemy. Usually minds her own business with her head in the clouds.

Insecurities - Part Two

Pairing: Dylan x Reader

Author: @ninja-stiles

Words: 1928

Author’s Note: So, some people wanted a part two to this and if you know me, I’m a sucker for happy endings. Thank you to the lovely @celestial-writing for proofreading and giving me feedback, love youuuu. Enjoy babes! Also, requests are open!

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dating nct johnny!!1!1!1!!

• “i can see why ten calls you a fatass”
• “girl wys”
• him being more of a best friend than a boyfriend, usually
• “johnny please stop”
• “who’s ur favorite nct member, babe”
• “ten.”
• you begging him to sing for you all the time oh my gosh
• to the point where all the other members go “UGH-”, drop everything, and leave the room when you ask johnny to sing.
• lotta hugs and hand holding and, idk why but squeezing like, everywhere, not like, all perverted, like, sometimes he’d just squish your cheeks and be like “lol u look like a duck”
• pointing to food, to, food, yes food, and saying “dat u”
• “guRLLLLL-”
• “johnny stfu”
• lots of weird text messages like, johnny is literally afraid to turn his phone on at the end of the day.
• he mimics you a lot
• you mimic him mimicking you and, it’s just, one thing leads to another and you two end up forgetting what you were doing
• when it’s your birthday he goes all out and he does a little, special something extra that makes you cry
• he once pretended that he had nothing planned and kissed your forehead and was like “sorry babe, practice was hell last night, i couldn’t get anything special for you” and you were like “oh- oh god, johnny that’s ok don’t worry about it. i love you-”
• and that was overall true but he still got jaehyun and taeyong to cook something special and got the baby rookies to get you cake and a pretty little birthday card
• and he made his own card for you and he got his guitar and decided to sing you a song
• all the members signed the card the baby rookies got for you
• johnny called you over bc he “felt bad and thought you should still at least have dinner w them”
• you come over ands everyone’s like “haPPY BirtHdAY.” and throws confetti everywhere and holds a cake up in your face and jisung starts laughing really hard and jaemin’s like “for goodness sak- BLOW THE LIGHTS OUT. THE FIRE ALARMS GONNA GO OFF BC OF THE SMOKE” and mark throws the card at you like it’s a ninja star
• and you’re like “a- whATT?”
• but you don’t see johnny and you’re like “where the fatass at”
• and johnnys like “iMHEREBABY!!!!!!!”
• and starts singing w his guitar
• and you’re like “someone pls explain what’s happening why is no one explaining anything” but you’re smiling bc aw this is cute and you love everyone and you love johnny so much.
• and finally he gives you a nice warm hug and kisses you and he’s like “happy birthday babe” and gives you the card he wrote and you start reading it and start crying
• “whA- NO”
• lots of cute, quiet little cafe dates
• holds your hand a lot
• holds your hand when you’re scared
• you wear his button up shirts and johnny’s either like “shit ur hot” or “what the hell that’s my favorite shirt take it off, you-”
• he’s kidding tho. he likes seeing you in his clothes bc johnny’s huge and his clothes are like blankets on you and it makes you look like a baby, and you are a baby, his baby
• he is so into meeting your family
• “are u nervous?”
• and he’s like “lol no who do u think i am.”
• but he’s a little kitty in the dark on the inside and you know it so you hold his hand the whole ride
• your family loves him
• everyone loves him. even your pets.
• but he’s still kinda awkward around them and zones out
• “johnny, where are you from?”
• “oh- no thank you.”
• he looks at you funny everytime you play pokemon go
• you wanna take cute selfies w him but he won’t stop making derps
• you scream and call out johnny’s name everytime there’s a bug
• “you don’t even scream my name that loud when we’re having sex”
• sexy time w johnny is all the time
• johnny tries to seduce you, a lot, but when he actually tries it’s just- no.
• but when he’s in a very needy position and n e e d s it, he just, goes for it and oh my mamas, that’s hot.
• “did u leave ur shirt sleeves at home.”
• but you love it
• you watch cartoons w him and johnny’s so into that, surprisingly
• you two also watch shows like pretty little liars together.
• during season one y'all are like “WHO IS A.”
• random english/korean breaks that confuse you bc it’s like “yes baby like, taeyong wanted to touch the 호랑이 when we were at the 동물원 but the 아저씨 working there was like "죄송합니다, 얘가좀 소심해서 사람을 잘 무는 경우가 있어서…”
• “johnny”
• “oh, right- sorry”
• he always grins really wide when he says “i love you” or puckers up his lips while saying it and you’re like “uGH. yES. ME toO.”
• “do you want a son or a daughter?”
• “i want both, as long as they look like you.”
• “and if they don’t look like me?”
• he sends a lot of cheesy texts but you know he cringes hardcore while sending them
• sometimes he’s so in love with you and just, the thought of you that he has no shame sending these cheesy messages
• video chats w johnny are, so… idk how to explain it but there’s a member that comes on screen that’s like “yeah so i was like "holy shit is that really an alien?” but turns out it was just ten wearing pants in the dorm for once- OH SHIT HEY (Y/N)“ every 5 seconds.
• ten is like your best friend bc you two lowkey love teasing johnny and it annoys johnny so much
• ten ships you two so much he just, cant.
• ten once told johnny that you should name your first kid after your ship name.
• "ten, shut up”
• random singing outbursts it’s just, “oh yeah so- CHEER UP BABY CHEER UP BABY-”
• “oh i love this drink so muc- CALL ME BABY-”
• johnny loves you lots lots lots lots
• you love him lots
• he kisses you so much and you always turn into mushy jelly and he knows it and he’s proud
• his kisses are super super rough sometimes and super super nice and short and sweet sometimes, you love both.
• “i love you”
• “mhm. me too.”


My Mind Keeps Me Awake (Bucky x Reader)

Request: @clashildrwho - You could do a buckyxreader where the readers up binge watching at the tower and Bucky comes in because he can’t sleep and just general fluff and then they fall asleep and morning trading from the avengers 😊

Words: 1,717

Warnings: Nope 

One in the morning meant two things for you; either sleeping or binge watching. Tonight consisted of binge watching, it was just one of those sleepless nights and you probably wouldn't end up falling asleep till near four once again. 

You never minded binge watching, in fact you would probably consider it a hobby. While others could bake, knit, read or draw, you would binge. It’s not as pathetic as it sounds. Currently you were binge watching New Girl, a show you had started when it first came out a few years ago. While you were hopelessly waiting for season five to come on Netflix, you decided it was best to just start the series over completely. 

Winston was obsessing over Fredrick, his cat, while the gang made fun of him. You giggled to yourself at their funny remarks and Winston’s reactions, when you suddenly heard the door to the living room open. You strained your neck to look who it was. The thought of a blue ninja ghost coming to kill you crossed your mind. 

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The Sleepover

A Joshaya Fanfic (with a touch of Rucas!)

Story by: @hoffkk

Summary:  Josh makes a surprise visit and decides to stay the night, crashing a sleepover between Riley and Maya.  With the parents away and another special visitor joining in on the fun, a friendly game night becomes much more intense.  Sparks fly, emotions run high, and suddenly all bets are off.

Notes: I do not own these characters or anything GMW/BMW related….I just love them to death!  I hope you all enjoy this story!  Let me know what you think!


It was a quiet night. Auggie was sitting at the end of the coffee table drawing pictures with his new set of colored pencils, while Riley was hanging upside down on the couch playing Ninja Fruit on her phone. With her back against the seat cushion, feet tangling over the back of the couch, and hair hanging down and splayed all over the floor, Riley was slicing her way to a new high score when they heard a quick knock at the door, followed by the sound of it being thrown open only to find one of their favorite relatives standing in the threshold.

“Muh family!” Josh called out.

“Josh!” Auggie exclaimed as he ran across the room to hug his uncle.

“Hey!” Riley called, before flipping her legs over her head and landing on her knees in front of the small, round coffee table, which Auggie had been sitting at with a loud Oomph!  Wiping the hair out of her face, she sprang on to the balls of her feet, extended her arms out like she was ready to karate chop someone, and yelled, “I’m a ninja!”

Josh just stood there with his arm around Auggie and an amused look on his face as he replied, “I can see that.”

“Yeah…you should stick to fruit.”  Auggie added dryly, referring to her recent obsession with the app, she had been playing.

Riley straightened herself, pushing some hair behind her ear as she rolled her eyes at her brother. Then, with a smile on her face, she spoke.

“It’s good to see you, Uncle Josh.”

“You too.” He said, chuckling softly.

“So, what brings you here?”  Riley asked.

“I had to take care of some things at NYU, so I figured I would just come surprise you guys and stay the night.”

“You’re sleeping over?!”  Auggie asked excitedly.

“Yep.”  Josh answered, holding up the black duffle bag he had been clutching in his other hand, that wasn’t around his nephew’s shoulders, as proof.

“Yes!” Auggie shouted, making a “cha-ching” gesture with both of his little arms.

“Aw, you’re here and staying the night?  Yay!”  Riley said, clapping cheerfully.  Then suddenly, something clicked in Riley’s head, causing her eyes to widen. “Wait… you’re here and staying the night?  Oh, no…”  She trailed off, worry evident on her face.  

“Um… are you happy about it or not?  I’m a little confused.”  Josh responded, his brow still furrowed from his niece’s words.

“Of course, I am.” Riley assured.  "I just… I’ll be right back.“  She finished quickly with a tentative smile, then grabbed her phone from the couch and scurried down the hall to her bedroom.

"Did that make sense to you?”  Josh questioned, turning to Auggie.

“Nope,” Auggie stated. "But she never makes sense to me.”  He finished with a shrug of his shoulders, then went back over to where he had left his art supplies and proceeded to show Josh all of the drawings he had done.

Josh praised his nephew’s talent all the while wondering what the heck was going on with his niece.


Riley was pacing across the open space in her room between her bed and the bay window as she dialed Maya’s number for the third time.

“Come on!  Pick up!”  Riley pleaded into the phone, hoping to get a hold of her friend before it was too late.  Maya was due to arrive any time now for their own sleepover, but now that Josh was here to stay the night, Riley wasn’t so sure Maya coming over was the best idea, especially since the last time they had seen each other was the morning after that college party she and Maya had crashed to “save” Josh.  The two of them had ended things on seemingly good terms, but that didn’t mean that having them both over wouldn’t be awkward for everyone involved.  Suddenly the ringing stopped and Maya’s voice flowed through the phone.

“Hey, Riles, what’s up?”  She greeted.

“Maya, hey…” Riley trailed off, not knowing exactly what to say.  She knew that honesty was the best policy, but she didn’t want to hurt Maya with the truth.  She was weighing her options in silence when Maya spoke up again.

“Riley?  You still there?”

“Yeah, I’m here. It’s just- I don’t think tonight is gonna work out for our sleepover.”  Riley told her.

“Why not?” Maya said, utterly confused.  They had been planning this night all week and had so been looking forward to it.

“Because…I’m feeling a little under the weather.”  Riley lied. She hated lying, but she hated how emotional Maya could get over Josh even more, not that it was her fault exactly. You can’t help the way you feel, right? “Yeah, uh, my stomach feels queasy… I’m lying in bed as we speak.”  She added to her lie.

“Oh really?” Maya replied, sounding unconvinced. “Cause you look fine to me… cute top by the way.”

“Oh, thanks!” Riley beamed, coming to a halt, facing her bed, and smoothing out her top, a tie-dye tank with fringe at the bottom and a silver sequent peace sign on the front of it.  "I got it- wait…how did you-“

"Turn around, honey.”  Maya cut off her friend’s question.

Riley turned around and saw Maya in her window, waving and smirking at her as she held her cell phone to her ear.  She just waved back and smiled sheepishly, giving a little wave of her own as she said, “Hiiiii.”

Instead of responding, Maya decided to just end the call, tossing her phone into the front pocket of her large, purple and black satchel, which hung across her body securely.  It was technically her book bag for school, but since she was never one to bring books home, it was mostly used as a sleepover bag.  Meanwhile, Riley had tossed her phone onto her bed, and unlocked the window, allowing Maya to gain entry to her room.

After closing the window, Riley took a seat on her bench next to Maya who had just discarded her bag on the floor.

“Look,” Riley began. "I am so sorry for lying to you like that.  Are you mad at me?”

“I’m a lot of things right now, mostly surprised and confused, but mad?  No, I’m not mad at you, Riles.”  Maya replied.

“Really?” Riley queried, glad that she didn’t seem to upset her friend too much with her fib.

“Really.” Maya confirmed.  "I know you, Riley.  You wouldn’t lie to anyone, especially me, if you didn’t have a really good reason.“

"You’re right, and I do.”  Riley nodded curtly as she spoke her words seriously.

“So what is it?” Maya wondered aloud.

Riley took a deep breath before launching into what was, no doubt, a touchy subject for Maya:  Uncle Josh.

“Josh is here. He made a surprise visit and is staying the night.”  She explained.

“Oh.”  Maya said casually, trying to remain indifferent to the situation.

“I should have just told you that from the beginning.”  Riley responded as she pushed some of her long brown locks back behind her ear.

“So, why didn’t you?”  Maya asked curiously.

“I don’t know.  I guess, I thought I was protecting you.” Riley tried to explain.

“Protecting me? From what?”  Maya probed further.

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au where the boys have to help out in a kindergarten

kindergarten!au can you imagine??? it’d be too cute! thanks for requesting and have a great day/night! And remember y’all I’m still looking for co-admins so fill out this form here is ur interested! And to the 2 who submitted the waiter & Disney princess au please please message me which you did because like in my previous post i forgot the most important questions of your url! I need to know who you are!

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  • is a kindergartener himself
  • helps the little kids when opening their snacks at break
  • popular with the girls cause he lets them put paint on his face
  • “we’re gonna make you look like a princess!”
  • because he’s kinda small, the kids aren’t as scared of him (not as much as the others)
  • he’s just so gentle and sweet to everyone
  • he has his stern side will tell off a kid if they had done something wrong
  • “you need to say sorry to your friend”
  • at nap time he cleans up the room as quietly as he can so he doesn’t wake any of the sleeping kids
  • helps colour in the picture and instead creates a masterpiece from two crayons
  • all the kids are so sad at the end of the day, to them he’d just like a second mother
  • one time the kids all jumped him and hugged him and he nearly died
  • tru stori leik if u crie all teh teim :,(
  • bosses everyone else around when the kids are asleep to clean up
  • “bobby! wake up you’re an adult for god sake! nap time is for the kids not you!


  • also everyone favourite
  • is just too nice and a little bit of a pushover
  • yes, if it was snack time and he was giving everyone milk cartons
  • there would be one kid who finished first and they’d be like
  • “please, may i have another one??” big eyes and everything
  • yunhyeong taken back but cuteness would give that kid 41
  • if you’re cute then he’d be like putty in your hand
  • and because most kids are, he’s powerless
  • “gimmie a piggy back!” or “can i give you a makeover” he’ll do it
  • by the end of the day, he would be tired and spent and be lying on the floor
  • but it’s because he just loves helping out and making everyone happy
  • cuts out little animal shaped sandwiches and sometimes brings biscuits for the kids
  • the girls whenever they are playing princesses, he is the prince along with junhoe
  • also actual dad material (not that daddy material, or is he?)


  • why is this guy working here? he is a kid himself
  • okay, because he can be super childish he fits right in with the kids
  • they all like to play games with him like hide and seek
  • he’d be the one hiding but purposely hide really badly
  • like behind the curtains with his butt sticking out or something
  • all the kids know he is hiding there and attack it 
  • “gwhaaa! how did you guys find me??”
  • also, the boys think he’s absolutely cool and wanna be like him in the future
  • “bobby hyung, do you get a lot of kisses from girls??”
  • “hehe of course,”
  • “oooooooohhhh~”
  • hanbin would scold him later for being inappropriate
  • likes to lift the girls up on his arms and just carry them along all day
  • everyone be like “why do you have two small girls on each arm”
  • “idk man, idk”
  • he’d probably draw a man in his arm and flex it to look like the little man was talking
  • takes naps with the kids even though he is not supposed to


  • prolly be really strict and stuff
  • like “no timmy that is not a toy!” or “DO NOT EAT THAT YOUNG MAN”
  • okay so he’d actually be kinda shy towards the kids at first
  • he walked in that room and saw little kids all looking at him with big beaming smiles
  • he panicked and waited till the others arrived (he was the first to arrive)
  • but then they all tackled him and ;,) that’s how it all began
  • he’d try to do fun activities like finger painting and story telling
  • but then the kids would probably tackle him like they always do
  • they always like to jump on this guy poking him and jabbing him
  • not that he doesn’t mind, he like a little punching bag and always had to pretend to be really hurt for the kids enjoyment 
  • “oh no! that special move! no man has ever lived to tell of its story! you fiend! NOOO” /fake collapses
  • because his little sister also attends the kindergarten,the little girls like to ask him questions like, “is it true you’re scared of bugs”
  • and he’ll be like “no, who said that” :))) 
  • actual sweetheart  who loves kids and yeah  achy breaky hearteu </3


  • the one in charge of reading the story books before nap time
  • “and then the princess was saved from the scary dragon”
  • the one in charge of all the ‘learning’
  • whilst the others might be playing games, he is the one teaching them numbers and their abc’s
  • “if i was to eat 1 apple from a bag of 5, how many would be left?”
  • it’d be simple stuff but knowing him he’ll prolly start teaching the kids quantum psychics or string theory
  • once tried to make miniature rocket out of pasta shells
  • the kids wanted to help so they all contributed with their pasta shells and glue to make their rocket set to fly to the moon
  • it didn’t turn out very well
  • but, he was so proud of the kids
  • “you guys, future architects and engineers, i am so proud!”
  • sometimes sings his nap time stories and the kids all drift off sleeping on top of him
  • but because he doesn’t want to wake them, he’s stuck there
  • “please help, i can’t feel my feet”
  • when he first came, the girls liked to play with his earring on his ear


  • at first, all the kids were so scared of this guy
  • you have this tall mean looking guy 
  • so at first many would just peep on him and kept their distance
  • but soon found out that he himself was pretty shy with kids and was only persuaded to join because jinhwan made him
  • wants so please everyone so even i snack time was not till another hour, he’d sneak a few biscuits to give to the kids
  • when the children cry or get angry he had no idea what to do with them
  • example, a boy is crying because his pencil broke
  • junhoe just looked at him in confusion and panic not knowing what to do
  • he talks to the kids like adults sometimes
  • “you jerry, you need to get your life sorted because it ain’t going to sort out itself!”
  • uses big words that confuse or makes the kids awe at him
  • the boys like to climb on him and his nickname is mt. googoo
  • the girls make him the prince when they play princess


  • an actual baby get aWAY
  • volunteering because he loves kids and that he also attends because he is a kid
  • he is just a big sweetheart and loves to pamper them kids
  • brings candy to the kindergarten secretly because the children are only allowed eat ‘healthy snacks’
  • gets scolded with junhoe about their inappropriate behaviour with food
  • he is known as mt. jungjung when the boys use him like a mountain
  • for some reason also they girls dress him up when they play princesses
  • it’s either junhoe or yunhyeong save his ass from a bean bag dragon
  • bring his phone and plays games with the kids like fruit ninja of temple run
  • when he first pulled out his phone all the kids were like” you got any games on ur phone”
  • takes with the kids and the other guys and sends then to him mom 
  • “just another day mom!”
  • cries when the princess is saved when donghyuk reads the kids their nap time story
  • “this prince is such a romaNTIC” :,,(((
  • just a big fluffy baby with smaller fluffy babies

aniseandspearmint  asked:

hey, someone just asked you about how your Hisana would work in the KHR verse, and that made me wonder.... How would you fit her character into the Naruto universe? Like, what clan would you have chosen/what character would you have picked to have Christina reborn as? How would she have effected that universe, do you think?

Hmm…difficult question. The way I see it, there are two ways I could play this. 

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The 100 3x16 - Natalie is dead, part 2

Season 3 is over.

*takes a deep breath*

You know what? I LOVED IT. Yes, there were some less great moments. And yes, Meg and I will totally get into all that when we no doubt devote too much of our lives to assessing the season on the whole. But overall, I loved it.

I think that the choice to tear the delinquents apart in 3A was the right one, and that bringing them back together in 3B has been the truest of delights. I think the overarching themes have been fantastic. I LOVE grey morality because I think it’s a great reflection of the real world. If all of us at all times could stop ‘reacting’ and start 'thinking critically’ about everything - the world would be a better place. But we are human beings, and so we react and we do and we screw up and we try to make things better. No big flashy redemptions, nobody is perfect, nobody is ever completely right or wrong, we are all ignorant of other ways to live and new things to learn.

OOF. Bless you, show. Look where you send my brain.

ANYWAY. What a wonderful finale. I won’t deny that I felt…odd at the end of it and I think that was for two reasons.

1. The episode ends abruptly, because they clearly cut a scene that was meant to follow on from Octavia walking out. BUT I’LL GET TO THAT LATER.

2. THE BIG TWIST WAS THAT NOBODY DIES. Now, you might have noticed this about me but I am absolutely a masochist when it comes to fiction. I like it when fiction hurts me, makes me cry, but keeps me hanging on. So I was ready. I didn’t WANT anybody to die (except Jaha) but I was ready. And then nobody did!!! (well, Pike but ya know) and it kind of…how do I word this…it absolutely was not disappointing, as I am incredibly happy about it…but I was anticipating such a different feeling post episode that I almost didn’t know what to do with myself.

The finale ended with hope. And that shit is beautiful.

Shall I recap now? All right then.

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Right, so it seems to be a collective assumption that if FitzSimmons have a kid, it will be a girl. Which is adorable and all, but can we take a moment and imagine if FITZSIMMONS HAD A BOY?

  • Customary panic from both of them, but probably a bit more from Fitz because a boy? like, the kind that used to beat him up at school? the kind that used to call him a wimp for wanting to read technical manuals instead of playing football? the kind that he generally avoided until he joined SHIELD and learned to be alright with himself as an engineer and an individual THAT KIND?! 
  • Simmons calming him down because it doesn’t matter what the sex of their child is, Fitz is going to be an excellent father now shhh, think of all the exciting toys you can make for our child
    • no but really, ALL of the cool toys from Mum and Dad
  • Simmons being the one to take him outside and play in the dirt and she explains the basics of biology to him and he’s just so fascinated but when he scraps his knee she kisses his knee and bandages him up and explains first aid and he’s just in awe of her now because ‘my mom is the most beautiful and smartest person on earth and her kisses are magic because they make me feel better.’
    • And when he says that to Fitz later Fitz completely agrees.
      • Even though Simmons tries to explain later that “mommy kisses aren’t magic, there is no such thing as magic sweetie. Science, medicine, and human biology are what makes us feel better.”
      • “Then are mommy kisses human biology?”
      • “Yes.” “FITZ NO.” 
    • Also also also Skye/Daisy being a little annoyed whenever she asks him who the prettiest girl is and he always answers “Mom.”  
      • “Dad says I can only get married if I meet someone as pretty and as smart as Mommy but then he just sort of laughs, i don’t know why?” 
      • EXCEPT FOR THAT DAY when he comes home and talks all about his best friend who’s super cool and plays ninjas and does science experiments and has pretty hair like mommy’s and both of his parents are like OH NO. 

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First Dates

Originally posted by marvelloussuperbucky

First Dates

Pairing: Wait and see ;)
Prompt: Hey, I was wondering whether you could do a fan fiction where all the guys in the Avengers have a crush on you so you go on a date with all of them and then choose one? I don’t know, just an idea (berrystained)
Warnings: None :)

((So… I have decided to make this into a mini fic since I don’t really want to bore you guys with one long story XD I think there will be 6 chapters (including this one), and at the end you can see who the reader ends up with :) PS I’m going to exclude Bruce and Clint, mainly because I’m not really good at portraying the both of them in romantic situations XD But this fic will include Thor, Tony, Pietro, Steve, and a bit of Bucky here and there ;) Enjoy the first chapter!))

    Yawning, you trudged your way into the kitchen. Binge-watching a TV show late at night is the worst mistake you have ever made, and last night you learned this the hard way. Almost stumbling on your feet, you walked into the brightly-lit kitchen with your robe dragging behind you. Bucky was already there, chewing on a piece of toast. 

    “Trouble sleeping?” asked Bucky. 

    “I didn’t even sleep at all,” You grumbled, leaning on the counter and rubbing your face with your hands. “Someone please get me coffee,” you sighed. Right on cue, Pietro came zooming into the kitchen.  

    “Did you ask for coffee, printesa?” Pietro asked. You looked up from your hands, already spotting Pietro preparing a cup of coffee.

    “Oh no—Pietro I can do it myself! I was just joking…” You quickly said, before trailing off. In just a few seconds, Pietro already had a mug in his hands. He carefully handed it to you, smiling a bit too warmly. 

    “I know how you don’t like sugar in your coffee, so I just added cream,” said Pietro. You stood there, stunned. “You look lovely by the way,” added Pietro quickly, giving you one last smile before zooming off. 

    He thinks you look lovely?

    Your disheveled hair was thrown into a messy ponytail, and your robe was getting filthy from dragging all over the place. Not an ounce of makeup was on you, and your clothes were all wrinkly from tossing and turning last night. 

    “He’s right, you do look lovely,” Bucky suddenly said. You could hear the smirk in his voice. 

    “Shut up, he was just being nice!” You exclaimed, shoving Bucky in the shoulder.


    “Miss Y/LN, Mr. Stark requests your presence in his lab,” FRIDAY said, startling you. You were currently playing a tense game of checkers with Bucky on the floor of the common room, with him in the lead. 

    “Right now?” You complained. 

    “Right now,” replied FRIDAY. Reluctantly, you stood up on your feet as Bucky watched you. 

    “What do you think Tony wants?” Bucky asked. 

    “No idea, it’s the third time this week he called for me. And it’s only Monday,” you said, sighing. Bucky moved another checker piece, capturing another one of your own pieces. 

    “Ok, I’m going to go right now. Don’t you dare touch anything,” you warned, giving Bucky a quick glare. Bucky laughed as he raised both of his hands in the air, before you left him to visit Tony. 

    In just a few moments, you entered Tony’s lab. His lab was disorderly mess, with metal bits and tools were scattered throughout the lab. Robot arms desperately tried to clean up after Tony, picking up scraps and tossing them in the pile in the corner of the room. You spotted Tony, hunched over a table doing some last finishing touches on his gadget. 

    “Whatcha’ got there Tony?” Tony looked up, his face instantly lighting up when he saw you. 

    “Y/N! You gotta come here, you are going to love this,” said Tony, returning back to the gadget. Excited, you made your way to the table. Once you came up close to the table, you could see that Tony was polishing the blade of a sword. Your eyes widened. 

    “Is that—a new katana?!” You exclaimed. 

    “Yep, and it’s all yours,” said Tony, smiling widely. “Since your ability is being a badass ninja—” You beamed proudly, “—I figured you would like this.” Carefully, he handed you the katana. You were breathless, it was absolutely beautiful. “Oh, and if you press the button, the edges become red-hot, burning everything it touches,” added Tony, pointing out to the small button on the side.  

    “Tony—I don’t know what to say!” You turned the sword over, and your reflection stared back at you.

    “I don’t know—maybe a date?” asked Tony. You looked up and gave him a funny look. 

    “Nice try Stark, but thank you for the sword,” you said, giving the sword a quick swoosh in the air. 

    “I’ll be waiting,” said Tony, smiling smugly as you walked out of his lab with the new sword sword in your hand.


    “Hey Buckbeak, do you want anything from the grocery store?” You asked Bucky as you scanned the almost empty refrigerator. Bucky, who was behind you, frowned. 

    “Buckbeak?” You stood up and slammed the refrigerator door shut. 

    “It’s a reference from Harry Potter. Now, I’ll ask again. Do you want anything?" 

    "No thanks? It’s nine at night, and we’ve already had dinner…" 

    "So you will accept the fact that I will most likely buy myself three bags of marshmallows, and won’t share any with you for the rest of the evening?” You asked, turning around. Bucky was seated on the island, his feet dangling. 

    “I guess…" 

    "Great. I’ll see you in an hour,” You said as you walked out of the kitchen. In just a few minutes, you were all about to walk out of the door before you saw Steve’s tall figure jogging towards to you. 

    “Y/N! Are you going out?” Steve called after you. 

    “Yeah, I’m going to the supermarket,”

    “At nine? Y/N, that’s a bit dangerous. I should come with you.” Your eyes widened, a bit surprised.

    “Uh—yeah sure. I guess some extra hands will be helpful.” Steve smiled.


    “Look at all of those marshmallows,” you whispered in awe, gazing at the shelf. Bags and bags full of big and small marshmallows filled the shelves, and are all lined up next to each other. “I want them all.” Steve was silent for a minute. 

    “Hey, why don’t I buy them for you?” Your head snapped to Steve, who was already picking up three bags of marshmallows. 

    “Wha—hold on. Really?” You said incredulously. Steve nodded, and started walking to the checkout. You had the biggest grin on your face, and ran to Steve. “Thank you thank you thank you!” You squealed as you jumped onto Steve, giving yourself a free piggy-back ride. Steve stumbled back a bit, slightly surprised by your sudden actions.

    “No problem—Y/N,” said Steve, carrying you all the way to the check out. Once Steve entered the line, you jumped off his back. 

    “Steve, how can I repay you?” Steve turned to you, his blue eyes sparkling. 

    “Maybe… a cup of coffee?” Steve asked hesitantly.

    “Sure! I’ll make you one once we come back,”

    “No! I mean… we go to the coffee shop? Together?” You blinked a couple times.

    “Uh—” You were at loss for words. Sure, Steve did just buy you three big bags of marshmallows. But you repay him with a date? “I’ll see what I can do,” You said finally. Steve slowly nodded his head, looking dejected.


    “And then, he asked me if we should go on a date! When I said no, he looked so sad—that poor soul— you understand right?” You rambled on to Bucky, who was sitting on one side of the couch while you sat in the other. “Toss me another.” Bucky reached his metal arm into the bag of mini marshmallows, pulled one out, and tossed it in the air towards you. You leaned your head back and opened your mouth wide, the marshmallow landing inside of your mouth. Bucky raised both is arms up in victory.


    "Bucky, seriously! What do I do?” You asked, slightly panicking. All of a sudden, Thor came up behind the couch with a Starbucks drink in his hand. 

    “Lady Y/N, I have fetched you a drink from a small and quaint coffee shop that you enjoy,” said Thor, handing you the drink. Your eyes widened as you took the warm cup.

    “Thor, but it’s nearly midnight! Why would you go and get me Starbucks?” Thor shrugged his shoulders, his expression unreadable. 

    “I believed it was righteous,” Thor simply replied. You could see Bucky biting his lip, trying to hold back laughter.

    “Well—thank you Thor, that was very kind,” you said. Thor gave you a smile, before leaving you and Bucky alone. 

    “Y/N—I think Tony, Pietro, Steve, and Thor all have a crush on you,” Bucky quietly said after a minute of silence passed. You snorted.

    “What makes you think that?" 

    "Believe me, I would know,” said Bucky. “They’ve always been this nice to you ever since you joined this initiative." 

    "But that was five months ago! Why would they still be interested in me?” Bucky shrugged.

    “Maybe they find you appealing,” You thought to yourself for a minute. 

    “Hey, why not I go on a date with the four of them?” Bucky frowned.

    “All four of them?

    "Why not? They’ve been at me for a while, I think it’s time to actually see if they’re boyfriend material. And they can see if I am actually what they think I am." 

    "But you guys have been on missions with each other," 

    "Yeah, but not on a personal level. And plus, I think it’ll be fun,” you said, sipping on your hot coffee. Bucky replied by scowling. 

    “I’m tired, I think I’m going to bed,” Bucky said flatly, before getting up and leaving you alone on the couch. Why is he being such a grouch? After sitting on your couch for a few moments, you decided it was time to go back to your room. It was getting late anyways. You turned off the lights, before taking your drink to your room. On the way to your room, you spotted a certain white-blond Avenger coming your way. 

    “Printesa!” An accented voice called out. Oh boy. “Who got you the drink?” asked Pietro, gesturing to the cup in your hand. 

    “Oh—Thor was being a dear and got if for me," 

    "I see,” said Pietro. There was an awkward silence. “Well, I bid you a good night,” said Pietro quickly. You smiled.

    “And to you.” Pietro smiled back, before walking away. You stood staring after him, your mind racing. 

    “Pietro! Hey — Pietro!”

    You ran after him, catching him halfway through the hallway. 

    “Er—would you like to go on a date? With—me?” Pietro’s eyes never shined brighter than before. 

    “Yes—of course! I know the perfect place… we’ll go tomorrow?” You nodded frantically, a smile creeping on your lips. 

    “Right…well…that’s settled then,” you said, feeling slightly excited. Pietro grinned, before continuing his way down the hall. Letting out a huge sigh, you walked into your room.

Author’s Note: School is starting tomorrow guys… ,_, Hopefully, writing these stories will keep me sane XD I hope you enjoyed the first chapter of First Dates! More is coming up soon! Updating will be a bit icky though, since of school and such. But I will try to keep consistent as possible :)) Follow for more stories like this <3

“I thought we already were…” is basically the best reply I could ever receive after asking MICHAEL CLIFFORD from 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER if we could be best friends. Even after only chatting to him and LUKE HEMMINGS for all of seven minutes, it’s clear I have found the key to their hearts. The Australian four-piece may give off the true rocker vibe [complete with thigh-hugging skinny jeans, vintage band singlets and the all important ‘just-got-out-of-bed’ hair], but there’s one thing that crumbles their hard-core exterior… My Little Pony. Of course, as a serious journalist, I already knew this going into the interview and had donned a My Little Pony singlet specially for the occasion. Slightly cringing as I decided to inform them of this fact, Michael’s reaction took me somewhat by surprise - "I have My Little Pony underwear!“. And thus, a beautiful new friendship was born.

Having just come off the stage from the Sheffield leg of their UK headline tour, the band have gained quite the cult following in the last twelve months. After being announced as the opening act for One Direction’s worldwide 'Take Me Home’ tour, the boys have skyrocketed into fangirl [and fanboy] worthy status - however, riding on the coattails of the beloved British boyband is definitely not 5 Seconds Of Summer’s game-plan.

Since the start of 2014, Luke, Michael, Calum and Ashton, have already kicked off a UK tour, sold out their North American and Canada tour, had their newest single 'She Looks So Perfect’ debut at #1 on the iTunes charts of 41 countries, had their EP go to Number Three on the US iTunes album chart on pre-orders alone, and just top to it all off the music video for their single gained over a million views in its first 24 hours. And hey, it’s only just the start of March.

Putting all that aside, Coup De Main had more pressing matters to discuss. They may be currently caught up in a whirlwind of publicity, touring, recording and screaming fans, but the lads were more than relieved to chat about Pokemon. And video games. And Vegemite, Niall Horan, their emotional love for Nandos, dressing up as superheroes, an undying love for Jack Black and throwing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles party. It’s just all in a days work for a band who are making it clear that their five seconds of fame isn’t coming to an end anytime soon.

I think the day we collaborated with Alex [Gaskarth] was probably one of the best days of my life… He’s one of my biggest idols and it was just so crazy… I never thought I’d be in this position.

COUP DE MAIN: First of all, we have something VERY important thing to celebrate. 'She Looks So Perfect’ debuted at #1 on iTunes in New Zealand!

5 SECONDS OF SUMMER - MICHAEL CLIFFORD: Yeah, so badass! Thank you.

CDM: What’s the traditional 5SOS way of celebrating something like that?
LUKE HEMMINGS: Definitely, Nandos. A big group hug and then Nandos.
MICHAEL: Or you know how like in TV shows they stand still in the air when they high-five? Yeah, it’s like that.

CDM: It’s been so cool watching you guys in the last year go from when you played your show at Zeal in Auckland which Jamie McDell opened, and then seeing you guys open for One Direction and taking over the world. Has it been a really fun last year?
LUKE: Yeah, it’s been an incredible last year. I dunno, I’m not sure we’ve taken over the world yet! We’re working on it, but this year’s been amazing for us. We’ve really grown for sure.

CDM: Can we just talk about the 'She Looks So Perfect’ music video for a second? It was released this morning and was written and directed by Ketchup the dog AND has an old lady stripping off in a supermarket - what more could anyone want in a music video?! 
MICHAEL: <laughs> Exactly!
LUKE: Thank you for understanding!

CDM: Talk us through the craziness…
MICHAEL: I guess we were just looking around for ideas for the video stuff, and the director Frank - I mean Ketchup <laughs> - he came to us with this idea of the song just making people want to take their clothes off or something? And we were like…
LUKE: That is awesome.
MICHAEL: …Alright, that’s amazing! And we like nudity, so we’re in.

CDM: And just for people who don’t know who Ketchup the dog is, can you explain a little about his history?
LUKE: We stayed in a house in LA, and there was like this plastic dog thing? I don’t really know what it was. We named him Ketchup and…<laughs> this sounds really bad! The fans kind of know the dog as Ketchup.
MICHAEL: And then one of the fans stole Ketchup!
CDM: Oh no! I didn’t know that!
MICHAEL: Yeah, he was taken away.

CDM: We’re now going to play a game of 'True or False?’. I’ll read out a statement and you tell me if it’s true or false… After the release of 'She Looks So Perfect’, 5 Seconds Of Summer now get a free lifetime’s supply of American Apparel underwear. 

MICHAEL: Oh false! American Apparel… I don’t think they like us. I think they’re annoyed at us.

CDM: Michael’s ever-changing rainbow hair is the source of all his magical powers. 
LUKE: True.

CDM: Ashton’s fingers are so long because he once lied and they grew like Pinocchio’s nose.  
MICHAEL: <laughs> I just want to say true, because that would be awesome! 
LUKE: Yeah, I’m gonna go with true. 
CDM: Luke won the 5SOS Pizza Hut ice-cream eating competition, after eating seventeen bowls of ice-cream. 
MICHAEL: <laughs> That is definitely true!
LUKE: True! And I am so proud of that.

CDM: Michael is a Pokemon in human form.
LUKE: I dunno?
MICHAEL: I dunno. I want to say true because that would be so cool, but I don’t think I am. I just wish I was. 
LUKE: False, but hoping one day…
CDM: Let’s just go with true…
MICHAEL: Yeah! True, true. Done.

CDM: Luke is going to marry Mila Kunis. 
LUKE: Awww man. I wanna say true.
MICHAEL: Ha! Aw man.
LUKE: I wanna say true so bad, but I can’t.
MICHAEL: False. Sorry buddy. 

CDM: Michael wishes he were a character in the video game 'BioShock’.
LUKE: Oh my god, how do you know that?
MICHAEL: I don’t even know how you know that! But yes, true! It sounds weird but I wish I was Elizabeth. I don’t understand how you know all these things! 
CDM: Thorough research of your Instagrams…
MICHAEL: Oh right! Hardcore. 
LUKE: Nice!

CDM: And true or false: Vegemite is your kryptonite.
LUKE: No, that’s definitely false. Vegemite is a loved thing in 5SOS.
MICHAEL: Yeah, we have a tub of Vegemite always. We actually have it on our rider now for all our shows! There’s always Vegemite around. I don’t know how they get it here 'cuz they don’t have it in the UK?
LUKE: It’s a tough life.

CDM: Your debut album is on its way! What was it like writing and collaborating with the likes of Alex Gaskarth from All Time Low, as well as Benji and Joel Madden from Good Charlotte?
MICHAEL: I think the day we collaborated with Alex was probably one of the best days of my life. I still think about it. I still remember his face. He’s such a beautiful man. 
LUKE: You were so nervous.
MICHAEL: He’s one of my biggest idols and it was just so crazy. Now we’re all friends with him and he’s so supportive of us and it’s just crazy. I never thought I’d be in this position. Luke’s first concert that he went to was Good Charlotte, so collab-ing with Benji and Joel was insane. They’re iconic dudes. 
LUKE: They’re super nice as well.

CDM: How does the 5 Seconds Of Summer songwriting process work?
LUKE: We usually go to write with other people and we’ll go in groups of two, so for instance me and Michael will go to a songwriting session, and then Calum and Ashton will go to one. We usually come with an idea to write about or the people that we’re writing with will have an idea, and then we’ll try and build a song from that.

CDM: Can you give us any clue as to what kind of sound or vibe the album is going to have?
LUKE: I think the single 'She Looks So Perfect’ that we released kind of gives a good idea where the album’s heading.

CDM: When’s it actually coming out? When are we actually going to be able to hear it?!
LUKE: I don’t want to say soon… because the fans get upset when we say soon!
MICHAEL: We say soon a lot!
CDM: We’ve been given strict instructions from fans to not let you say soon!
LUKE: <laughs>

CDM: You also posted a picture on your Twitter of a My Little Pony figurine sitting on top of the speakers at your Sheffield gig. Amazing. Is it a concert mascot?
LUKE: <laughs> I think fans throw those on stage and I think we just kind of embrace it.
MICHAEL: We’ve got certain things that members of our crew always take with them. That little guy, someone put a 5 Seconds Of Summer shirt on him, and we always bring him around. We name them. 
CDM: What’s his name?
MICHAEL: I can’t remember his name. I think his name was Derpy. This sounds really stupid, we sound like we’re five!
CDM: No you don’t! I’m even wearing a My Little Pony top today, just for you.
MICHAEL: Really?! I have My Little Pony underwear!
CDM: That’s amazing - can we be best friends?
MICHAEL: Yeah! I thought we already were…

CDM: You toured with One Direction last year - did the boys give you any advice or words of wisdom?
MICHAEL: Yeah! They were always really supportive and we learnt a lot from them. 
LUKE: I think we observed how they work and their work ethic.
MICHAEL: Yeah, they work hard.
LUKE: They work very hard. They take it very seriously, but at the same time they have a lot of fun on the road with everything they do.

CDM: And guys, come on, that thirty minute set opening for 1D just wasn’t enough - when are you coming back to visit us?! Because you can’t go forgetting us now, especially considering that Calum is one of us… 
MICAHEL: <laughs> I promise, we are coming back soon! We have been talking recently about an Australia/New Zealand tour and stuff, so it should be really soon. We LOVE New Zealand. I have been staring at these two brownies this whole interview and they look sooo good!
LUKE: They do, yeah.

CDM: You can eat them soon, promise. Game time now, again. Would you rather have Lou Teasdale become the fifth member of 5SOS, or Niall Horan be your hairstylist? 
LUKE: <excited noise> Yes! I love this game. 
MICHAEL: I dunno if Niall would be able to do my hair very good… 
LUKE: But I think that Niall’s such a lad that it wouldn’t even matter. We could have the worst hair, but we’d have a great time.
MICHAEL: Yeah having him around… but then, nah, I’d love to have Lou in the band. I think we both have conflicting opinions - I’m gonna say I wish Lou was in and Luke’s gonna say Niall as hairstylist.

CDM: Would you rather forever perform in superhero costumes, or jungle animal onesies?
MICHAEL: I think superhero costumes are pretty badass. 
LUKE: I’d consider doing that for shows anyway.
MICHAEL: I would love to be in one all the time, like if that was a fashion statement. 
LUKE: If that was socially acceptable, I would be in a superhero costume all the time. 
MICHAEL: I don’t think you’d be able to get me out of one! 
LUKE: You’d just feel better.
MICHAEL: That’s what i’m gonna do! I’m gonna make my own superhero costume. Thank you.
CDM: What’s your superhero gonna be?
MICHAEL: Oh. Awesome Guy. Awesome Man. I dunno. I’m working on it! i just thought of it!
LUKE: That is the worst name ever! 
MICHAEL: That’s because I just thought of it ten seconds ago! It’ll come, don’t worry. You’ll be the first to know.

CDM: Would you rather have a Nandos Black Card or an endless supply of pizza whenever you wanted it?
LUKE: Nandos black card.
MICHAEL: Nandos. I mean… I just get emotional when I think about Nandos.

CDM: Would you rather eat five pickled onions, or wear crocs on stage for one show?
LUKE: Crocs on stage. 
MICHAEL: I was the only person who didn’t eat a pickled onion, and I was scared just from going near it.
LUKE: Yeah, they look like eyeballs.

CDM: Would you rather be related to Kurt Cobain or Dave Grohl?
MICHAEL: Ahhh what! 
LUKE: You can’t ask that! 
CDM: I just did.
LUKE: I think I’m gonna have to go Dave Grohl, because he’ll know about the Foo Fighters and Nirvana. 
MICHAEL: Yeah. Yeah, I mean I’m sorry but Dave Grohl. He’s just so awesome. 
LUKE: I’d definitely cry if I met Dave Grohl. 
MICHAEL: Oh, Dave! <laughs>

CDM: What do you feel are each of your spirit animals?
LUKE: Can they be any type of animal? Can they be a made-up animal?
MICHAEL: I’m gonna think about it for a second. 
LUKE: I think I’d be a giraffe or a whale. 
MICHAEL: Why would you be a whale?
LUKE: I think I’d be a whale because I could be the big fish in a small pond.
MICHAEL: Yeah, that would be nice. I’d love to have little fish. 
LUKE: I think that would be great.
MICHAEL: I think I’d be some sort of majestical creature like a… actually maybe I’d be the Paper Clip Guy from Microsoft Word.
LUKE: "Can I help you with that?” <laughs>
MICHAEL: <laughs> Yeah! That’s all I’d be I reckon.
LUKE: Everyone hates that guy! 
MICHAEL: No, no, no - I’m gonna change my answer! I don’t like that guy. 
LUKE: Be a dog. Be normal.
MICHAEL: No! I’m gonna be a flying… I’m gonna be an Albatross. No, that’s not my spirit animal. Pikachu. I’m gonna be Pikachu. I’m done. Pikachu.

CDM: A friendship-crush is someone you have no romantic interest in, but just really wish you were best friends with. Who would be each of your top three friendship-crushes, living or dead?
MICHAEL: Such a great question by the way…
LUKE: Will Smith, for sure. Will Smith, hands down. He is my friendship-crush. I’ve never heard of a friendship-crush before.
MICHAEL: This is so great! There’s just too many Gods running through… you keep going. Finish all yours. 
LUKE: No I’m happy. I’m content with Will Smith.
MICHAEL: <laughs> My top three would probably be… I’d pick Bruno Mars.
LUKE: That’s a good one.
MICHAEL: He would just be badass to be friends with. I feel like he’d be really nice. Who’s that other guy that we were saying would be really nice? Bob Marley! Far out. He would just be nice. They’re kind of both the same aren’t they… no, alright I’m gonna pick a cooler one. Jack Black! Please, Jack Black. Jack Black, please be friends with me.

CDM: Solid choices. How about we make you a deal? If you come back to NZ, we’ll throw you a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles welcome back party with compulsory ninja turtles costumes.
MICHAEL: That is the best thing you could ever do!
LUKE: Yeah. We haven’t worn Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costumes for ages, because there’s four of us in the band and we each have our own spirit turtle.
MICHAEL: That’s who my spirit animal is - Michelangelo. 
CDM: We’ll make it happen. IF you keep your promise.
MICHAEL: Yes! Thank you so much by the way!
LUKE: Yeah, thank you so much. 
CDM: Thank you for talking to us today! Enjoy your brownies and then go to bed - it must be late for you guys now!
MICHAEL: Thank you so much! I appreciate it!

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But really? Sakura had her time to shine?

I’m going to talk strictly about the anime here. It’s great Kishimoto is getting to do a movie about romance. Naruhina is having their time, and that’s wonderful! This isn’t the issue I, and many other fans of Sakura’s character, are having. 

First of all, take a look at the damn track record of Sakura in the anime, shippuden more specifically. They design of her character changed pretty dramatically. They gave her the chest of a 12 year old, narrowed her entire body, changed her outfit to look as unflattering as possible, and generally just made her not that attractive. Only a few teams made her look decent, and I can probably count those episodes on one hand. And, worst of all, they sometimes take ‘comedic’ shots at her, calling her flat-chested and what not.

Her character has been altered radically to fit that bitchy, tsundere archetype. She goes back and forth between her feelings for Sasuke and Naruto, which completely goes against the enduring love theme that applies to her. But even though they made her seemingly have feelings for Naruto, they make her more bitchy to him then ever! She is the most wishy washy character in that series, to the point where she asked herself, 'If Naruto and Sasuke were hurt, who would I save?“ Canon Sakura wouldn’t have asked herself that question. The answer either would have been a firm both, or Naruto depending on how far gone Sasuke was. She isn’t an idiot and they continuously make her one.

She is the butt of jokes in the anime. In an omake, her heroine status was questioned. They had Sakura complain like a child that Hinata was getting the better stuff and that she wasn’t acting enough like a heroine. They were blatantly making fun of her. 

They never give her good fights. Ever. 

The Road to Ninja movie was suppose to be her moment. Once again, they changed her attitude into that of a 12 year old, she made nasty remarks to Naruto, she was a love sick fool over AU Sasuke, and turned into a damsel in distress in the end. That movie was damn awful, from the art to the storyline. And a lot of the promotional material focused more on Sasuke and Hinata. 

There is nothing satisfying about Sakura in the anime at all. She’s getting her time to shine in the manga currently? Sure, can’t wait to see how the fucking anime handles that between their awful art and flip floppy characterization of Sakura. 

Hinata, on the other hand, is ALWAYS giver her time to shine. Always, and don’t try to deny that. She gets arguably the best filler scenes, is occasionally raised on a pedestal compared to Sakura, and is now getting an entire movie about her, which doubtless will portray her in the most positive light ever. Good for her too, but don’t try to tell me that this girl is 'finally’ getting her chance to shine when the anime treats this girl like a fucking diamond ALL the time. It’s Sakura’s time to step out of the spotlight? In the anime, she was never even in it.

I get that it’s not canon and nothing will ever compare to the manga, but I love animation too. It would have been nice to have even an episode where Sakura was drawn beautifully, or portrayed as the wonderful, caring girl she that she is and not some monstrous bitch. Where she had a good fight, or where her feelings for Sasuke were handled with care. If there is no canon material on her, than the anime just never seems to give a fuck, and even then they twist it into some narusaku bullshit. 

So guys, NH fans, enjoy your movie, really. I promise I am not telling you not to enjoy it. But don’t jump down Sakura fans’ throats for being upset that all chances are pretty much gone for Sakura to be portrayed correctly, for having the spotlight on her and treating her as the main heroine. The manga has, but the anime never even bothered. I would have really liked it if they did.

Hey, so, this is not a happy, positive post. I really, really didn’t want to do the ‘Liz Scolds The Fandom’ thing again, but… damn. I’m really fired up. I don’t know that I’ll be using a readmore for this, either.

This fandom is really sweet. I love this fandom. I have never had the privilege to meet such a wonderful group of people before. In my experience, people here are kind, sweet, caring, and incredibly supportive. I’ve had a few not-great experiences, but it’s never been anything too awful. I’ve had my differences with people, but we all act like grown up’s about it and don’t get all dramatic, you know? It’s a part of life, having disagreements and shit, so that’s no big deal.

But I have a huge problem with bullying. Like, a massive problem with bullying. I loathe it, and there is nothing that makes me more annoyed. There’s no reason for it, other than for the quick enjoyment of some at the expense of others. 

Yeah, we’ve all bitched and said things to our friends, but when it’s outright bullying, that’s not cool. There is absolutely no reason for it.

 There’s someone in this fandom who works really, really hard. They don’t get a lot of thanks for it, and do it simply for the love of it. Their stories are some of my favourites, and are so incredibly well thought out. Then, there’s the meta posts? They’re amazing, you know? They’re always sourced, and there’s a lot of thought in them.

It’s probably obvious that I’m talking about @zephyrsus. Her stories are incredible, and her meta gives me hope for a lot! Even if I disagree with some things she writes (not that I can think of anything like that off the top of my head), they’re so well thought out and presented that I can’t help but love it? 

I’m really lucky in that I’ve been able to talk to her, when I’ve had time, about a whole bunch of things. Durarara!! mainly, but she’s a really cool person. 

But, to be honest, she could be a total piece of shit and I’d still be writing this post.

I’ve noticed some things over the last year and a bit that I’ve been a part of this fandom. Unfortunately, I didn’t notice until it was too late the first time, and this time… Well, I’m a bit protective of her. Maybe I’m reading into nothing, but to be honest, the same shit seems to be happening again.

The anonymous messages about a post that expresses an opinion. The reblogging of certain posts to mock her. I’m not going to pretend that I know what’s up, but honestly? It’s all really dickish.

So, that’s why I’m here, at midnight, writing another post about How Not To Be A Dick. I’m actually a bit sad that I have to, because I’m sure that no one that follows my blog would ever consider bullying someone, but I’m posting it so that @zephyrsus knows that she isn’t alone. The people who follow me are very kind, and incredibly supportive, so please don’t think I’m directing this at you guys (pls don’t I love you all so much). But… Yeah. I can’t really not say something, you know?

So! Here is a foolproof and realistic guide on How Not To Be A Raging Dick (the more irritated I get, the more the name will change):

  1. If you don’t agree, you can tell someone you don’t agree! But you need to remember that your opinion is your opinion. You aren’t reciting anything from golden tablets, you feel? You’re literally expressing an opposing opinion.
  2. If you want to make fun of someone, do it in private. I’m not going to pretend that bitching never happens, but, Christ, why do you need to pull the person you dislike into it? Are you really so bored that you can’t find another way to feel joy? (If that’s the case, see a doctor).
  3. Doooon’t send anonymous messages that sound dickish. I mean, come on. Just. Okay? Don’t. Just, stop. Okay?
  4. Remember that people on this website are people. They are not here for your enjoyment. Would you be a cunt to their face? If yes, become one with a mirror and reflect.
  5. Don’t reblog posts you don’t agree with just to mock them. I mean, okay, there are obviously some exceptions but come on. This fandom is shrinking, and it literally costs nothing to not be a dick. If you want to mock something, there’s this really nifty way to share it! You go to the bottom of a post, click on the paper airplane looking thing, and pm it. If you’re reblogging with snarky comments, you’re literally only doing it so that the person who made the post can see it. This achieves nothing? Other than potentially hurting someone just because you wanted to… laugh at their expense?
  6. NINJA EDIT. IT’S TOTALLY OKAY TO REBLOG AND SAY YOU DISAGREE, IF YOU’RE HAVING A DISCUSSION. DON’T STOP DOING THIS. THIS IS HOW WE LEARN. I’m really not directing this at anyone other than people who blatantly reblog with the express purpose of being awful. If you’re just expressing your opinion, that’s okay (just be polite ok)

Okay like

I’m getting even angrier lmao, so I’m putting out an open invitation. Or making a sweeping declaration? I don’t fucking know, it’s now twenty past twelve and I’m tired. I’m going to use some words.

If you have a problem with @zephyrsus, and you want to be a raging dick and take advantage of the fact that she will see the best in you and try to see your side of things, and respond to your rude anon’s and shit, then you sort of have a problem with me too. I’m not going to do the typical “AND I BITE! IM CRAZY!” but I have killed a man so there’s that.

That’s obviously a lie, but honestly. I do not possess the same amount of kindness and restraint as @zephyrsus. If you are perceiving her ability to swallow insults and respond politely as a weakness, I honestly feel sorry for you.

Seriously, I’m a cunt, and I am far more suited to this nonsense than this is. I’m not going to tell anyone to leave her alone, but I hope this shines a nice, big, bright spotlight on what’s happening. Honestly, I hope it continues? Because I’m more than willing to reblog anything that seems remotely cruel (and I have a low threshold for bullshit) with my own, very creative thoughts.

I am so tired of this childish bullshit.

You literally do not have to like her, or anyone else. You just have to be a damn grown up and act like a semi-decent human being. There’s nothing glorious about being a cunt. It just makes other, more polite people laugh at you in private.

So, I guess I’ll just insist that everyone abides by Wheaton’s Law? Don’t be a fucking dick.

And to my really sweet and kind followers! If you have a moment, could you send @zephyrsus some of your kindness? She has incredibly stories (oh my god, I’ve died every day because of May The Best Man Win), and her posts are incredibly interesting? There’s so much thought and care in them, and even if you disagree with them, they’re really amazing? Just… wow, you know?


ok im stopping. thank you for listening, and I hope this made sense.