guys please what is that

I need to just scream for a sec… so please excuse me.

MY FIRST FLIGHT GOT DELAYED BY THREE HOURS TO NEW YORK SO WHEN WE FINALLY LANDED WE HAD TO WAIT FOR A GATE SO WE LANDED EXACTLY WHEN OUT CONNECTING FLIGHT CLOSED ITS DOORS SO THEY WOULDNT LET US GET ON AND WE FUCKING MISSED IT AND NOW IM STUCK IN FREAKING JFK AIRPORT WITHOUT LUGGAGE POSSIBLY AND I DONT EVEN KNOW DUDE WTF MY TEACHER AND THE TRAVEL COMPANY ARE WORKING IT OUT BUT I DONT FUCKING WANNA MISS A DAY IN LONDON BECAUSE OF SOMEONE ELSES BAD PLANNING AND THEY FREAKING SAID THEY WOULD WAIT FOR US AND THEY DIDNT WHAT IS LIFE GUYS PLEASE KILL ME

A few things...

Okay, so I have been thinking about what to do for the 600 followers milestone, and so far the only things I have thought of are either making some drawing requests (like, from those emoji or expressions memes? that kinda stuff) OR making some kind of event in the blog (like, making the kids go to the beach? and answer asks related to what happens at the beach? i have no idea how to explain it lmao). What do you guys think about those? Please tell me which you like more, or give me more options because i srly have no idea the shrek party will come eventually don’t worry i’m a meme loving fck

Lately I have been trying to fix the mess tumblr made to this blog’s theme, and some of you may have noticed I added two new buttons - one that takes you directly to my twitter account (where i mostly ramble about my day, kagepro, and this blog), and another one for submissions! I also updated the about page a few weeks ago, where you can find some of my other blogs here on tumblr and check other info.

Also, if you ever want to ask me something, you can send me an ask or a PM, no problem! I may take a while to answer because i’m a Mess™ and/or because tumblr is sht and doesn’t notify me about messages :///

Starting tomorrow I’ll be completely free to do whatever (today’s my graduation party), so I’ll be more active around here hopefully!!

I think that’s all for now. If I remember anything else I’ll edit the post and add it lol. Have a good day guys!

I’m slowly getting back into the swing of things and I’m ready to write something for you guys! It’s been a long time soo please tell me what you want to see next!! Like who

🎇 Happy New Year from Draco & Harry 🎇 

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Creature studies

Asked you about your favourite beasts the other day for inspiration, and inspired I was, indeed. Occamy, Ashwinder, Demiguise and Niffler!
Art blog: questionartbox

All Too Well (M) | Pt. 1

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Epilogue

Summary: You and Yoongi shared a loving relationship with one another until you both agreed to end things and pursue your separate careers. But two years later, Yoongi is a member of the ever growing Bangtan Boys, and you are a new makeup artist for their upcoming tour.
Pairing: Yoongi | Reader
Genre: Fluff/Angst/Smut; Idol & Makeup Artist AU
Word Count: 6,061
Author’s Note: I always wanted to try my hand on a Yoongi chapter story, and then I saw this prompt on tumblr and decided to go with it. I also want to note up ahead that I’m not super familiar with how the recruiting process for Kpop groups go and my knowledge only extends to really quick skims of articles just to get the basis. Regardless, I hope I can get to more parts, so let me know what you think.

also idk if this should be considered a prologue or a part 1 but oh well im just leaving it as part 1

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You suppose that it all starts and ends with a letter.

Dear Mr. Min Yoongi,” Your boyfriend reads across the kitchen counter, fingers curling tightly around the paper in his hands, eyes blown wide with a gaze depicting such rare intensity that you’ve actually stopped fixing your morning coffee just to catch a sight of his expression. You can’t entirely place the feeling weighing itself into your stomach, so you settle with staring at him and trying to keep your own facial features as neutral as possible. “We are pleased to inform you that you have passed the final audition at our label and therefore are officially recruited into our newest group Bangtan Boys. You are going to be one of seven other boys joining our label as trainees and we are excited to finally bring everyone together to prepare for debut. Although training won’t officially start until next week, we ask that you come to the studio tomorrow morning to meet the other members as well as be prepped on our expectations and scheduling. We wish to congratulate you on your hard work and look forward to getting to know you more in the coming years. Sincerely, Big Hit Studios.”

When Yoongi doesn’t react immediately to the positive news, you flicker your gaze up to study him. His eyes, once again, are scanning the paper, quicker and quicker with each line as if he didn’t read it or hear it correctly the first time around. His eyes have grown to the size of saucers at this point, and you would have thought him to be a statue had it not been for the rather loud inhales and exhales coming from the boy. The sight itself would have been rather comical had it not been for the context behind the stare.

So you try for a gentle smile, leaning a little on the counter to try and further gauge his expression. “Yoongi?” You inquire softly, reaching a hand across the space to run your hand along his shoulder blade. “Baby, are you alright?”

Yoongi blinks, snapping himself out of his trance as he shifts his gaze from the letter to you, back to the letter, and back to you. “I did it?” He whispers, the statement sounding more like a question above anything else and you find your lips curling up into a fond smile in light of Yoongi’s confusion—even though he was the one to read the letter multiple times, running over the words in his own mind repeatedly.

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He trusts us to figure it out. Better that, than give bad orders. Mark of a good commander. And trust me, I’ve had my share of bad ones.

How Dan and phil probably broke up #26
  • Dan: what's the devil's surname?
  • Phil: West

maybe i’m asking for too much but if “it devours” also manages to tell us how carlos fell in love with cecil from his own point of view i will literally leave this plane of existence and subsequently reach nirvana

drew something for a school project
can you tell my laziness;; I can’t draw males to save my life haha;;

  • somebody: wow! such a nice and warm weather, it feels like spring!
  • me: nice
  • me, muttering under my breath: shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's JANUARY it's not supposed to be this warm yet!!!!!!!!!!! global warming is HERE and our cold snowy beautiful winters are forever history!!!!!! yet we are doing NOTHING about the case!!!!!!!! and even if we did something trump is the president of united states now and he's going to FUCK everything UP because his climate decisions will affect EVERYBODY!!!ON!THIS!PLANET! this weather is not _NICE AND WARM___ WHAT THE FUCKKK it's the awaiting HELLFIRE THAT'S RADIATING HEAT UPON US SO SHUT UP
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George Bush trying to put on a rain mac was the only part of the Inauguration worth watching

A (Very) Promising Update

Wow. Okay. Hey everyone (that’s still around). YCPfE and I are finally back. Like. Actually back.

I know it’s been a long break and I kind of disappeared after saying I’d update - and I know there’s only so much I can say to excuse myself, but a bunch of things kind of all happened at once. (After I got out of the hospital, my father went into hospital (hence the trip back to my other home), and then because it was so bad, I had to move him halfway across the country to come live with me for a while. THEN, if that wasn’t enough, one of my partner’s family members was murdered. And they left behind a 4-year-old daughter, who, for quite a while, it looked like we were going to adopt. (It didn’t end up happening.) Plus a few other things I don’t want to get into.

BUT, now that my life has somewhat calmed down and there doesn’t seem to be any life-changing things on the horizon, I can finally get back to writing.

I hope you’ll all forgive me for the really long hiatus and not getting a chapter out when I said I would. I promise that I’ll do better at keeping you guys updated. I’m going to do my best at responding to the messages I can and getting back on track with original content here. If you have any questions or just want to rant to me, please feel free to message me.


AS IT IS. I’ll be updating Wednesday. I just need Tuesday to do a bit of editing and I should be good to go. I’ll get you a teaser in a few hours as well, just so you know this is actually happening. 

Fall For You (M) | 03 (Final)

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Summary: You hate a lot of things about Jeon Jungkook; you hate his arrogance, his reputation, and his pet name for you to name a few. But most of all, you hate how right it feels for you to fall into his arms, and how easy it is to fall for him.
Word Count: 13,742
Genre: fuckboy!Jungkook, college au, sprinkling of feelings
A/N: I feel like I’m sending my child to their first day of kindergarten oh my goodness. I hope you guys enjoy the last part!!

Part 01. Part 02 + Drabbles

Mood music: X

A mistake.

It absolutely had to be a mistake.

There was no way you were in love with Jeon Jungkook, absolutely no way in hell you had feelings for him that ran any deeper than discontent. It had been the moment, the conversation with Jungkook, the awe you’d felt when he showed you his forest. You had gotten caught up in that moment, and your mind had tricked itself into thinking you liked Jungkook.

You didn’t love Jungkook.

You loved his dick. And that was all.

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